 Hahahahaha. Flicked its balls, and then you watched it multiple toddler. And we live matt yeah hell yeah, baby early Hey mom, hey dad Shout out to choir to birthday this weekend Fuck yeah quire 60 earth years but like 419 inığım 2019 in quelch years. Anyway, um fuck me. We've had a rip and weekend haven't we? We had a week off last week And let me tell you let me give you a rundown on the end of our week last weekend Okay, I had two weddings and we had one of our old like high school friends weddings all the way down in Forster Yeah, so foster seven hour drive around seven hour drive So at wedding on Saturday had to go keep it nice and chill and then Saturday Sunday morning. Sorry. Did you put mine on cuz I didn't push mine. Yeah pushed them all but I read I read I Reset it ever. I reset mine. I deleted some stuff. Did you go by again and growl me out? He wants you to growl him out gone McMatt showing What you can do with your tongue. That's I can see the excitement in his eyes It's like when you play with a toy in front of a cat in its eyes pupils dialing. That's Matt right now I hope we hope the wides on so people can see that My browns calling for brown I'm so scared. It's not on maybe you should chat. It's fine. I have to check Anyway, we went to Forster and we we MC'd there's our first wedding that we've ever MC'd we MC'd our mate Michael's Wedding it was a beautiful wedding and and then we had a fucking bit of a party then didn't I and Michael try to make a Suicide packed with everyone at the wedding He was so fucked up dancing on a table screaming a little killer Okay, no, no, I've got Problems he's about to say I've got a reason for it. Oh, okay them at a wedding. It was the end of the holidays brown That's true. It was not an excuse But he was he was promptly stopped and the party continued on bro. Who probably stopped him Fuck an oath can't I don't yeah fuck. Well, it's like this. This is the way I see it. It's everyone knows it. It's like You know, yeah, yeah, okay if you explain it in that way, it's a different angle Imagine poor little Michael going. No, it was fun. Don't worry mom. He doesn't mean he cried Yeah, no, no, so it's basically like this and look at it in my eyes They charge him like an extra grand on look at it look at it through his eyes, Matt You're only looking through your eyes. So say okay. Look, I'll put it you the example in your shoes You're on holidays. You've got just you've got a week off your the concrete is still single Okay, and you're fucking doing a Sunday walk on your Sunday. You remember on Sunday. You do the Sunday walk You're about mid 40s then fucking 35 after your week holiday After we go on a Sunday walk and you know on Monday, you've got to work. Yeah. I had to drive seven hours So so so that's it. So we had a lovely weekend. It was good to see you some old tombemace. We saw Henry Had a good old catch up with hen dog. When you guys are emceeing did anything? No, not really everyone is expecting us to be crazy We sort of we got a you know a little out where we told now that our register of how we all got arrested in Europe Oh, yeah, that was good and then other than that. It was pretty like pretty basic. Well, yeah Like we kept pretending like the kids were getting drunk Amber and Mon Really? Amber and Mon raced up to us after we told that story So it's our sort of story about the bride and groom and we realized fuck. We didn't even mention beautiful Katie We just like spoke about ourselves Slipped in Michael at the end of the story little Michael who's wedding That's because little Michael he's like the guy in the group who like he's always there for the embarrassing stuff But he's never the cause so we just sort of that was the story that came to our drunken minds at the time Um, yeah, that doesn't sound like you guys just spoke about yourself By the way subscribe to the podcast And then fucking seven hour drive back on Monday start working on Tuesday and walk through the door and Fuck me immediate stress. So we're fucked from the weekend of debauchery Then we come through we see oh Both our money Michael page and our backup page university Michael under review by facebook Could be facing reach restrictions and demonetization. I don't know what for could even be getting deleted No, don't say that don't even put that out there. I don't even fucking say that can't I'm always I always struggle with this There's no communication zero no none and then I had to contact the facebook contact I had his email doesn't work anymore and all it does is send back an automated reply of This email is inactive. Please contact someone else at the company. It's like, what do you fucking mean? I want to but I don't know who to Surely they need to come up with something for creators verified creators with a contact So they can really twerk out brown brown brown. You don't understand our works brown. They don't give a fuck about us We don't have a hr where people come up and go. Yeah, I know you've got to stop We've got we've got someone looking into it now. So we'll see what happens But yeah, we could be facing some more reach restrictions So even more of a reason to support us on the fucking website and the website That's another thing on Tuesday We rock up on Tuesday and we get of all these messages from people saying hey, how come support's not replying to me And then we fucking find out call our website guys. We're like, oh the uh, the email software that we use the gmail hasn't been sending it to that So our support has been missing emails so we had to like fucking Fix that and then go through the whole backlog of emails and be like i'm so sorry And then you know some people are trying to cancel and that was missed. So obviously we had to refund those people It was just a fucking cluster fuck of shit But everything's fine with support now if you email support everything should be fine. My god. So sick of these fucking Stresses bro storms. What happened? It's what happens when you guys own a business Man, she's so much shit, but like also fucking just want to make videos break social media There's so many rules everything's rules. We should all just fucking, you know, I have a We've signed up to bloody rumble. We rumble Oh, so we've signed up to rumble because and we're gonna like yeah like That surely is going to be a platform soon where there's a bit more Less censorship because I don't even know what video that we've we've done our shit down so much for social media And even that's not good enough anymore. Hence why I said what I said at the wedding Um, and yeah, that's pretty much what else was there to talk about. Um, I think there was one other thing. Um, I've got some news Are you what are you in a trouble? You're a cult um Oh, you want to talk about last week's bachelor brown and have you I've been speaking. Um We had a few chats. Is there Have you we decided Out no, we didn't do that. So we decided we're gonna catch up Wait, oh my god. So we are cupid you and what did we call him? You're not cupid. Yeah, we just spoke phrases and holy shit I told you bachelor brown will work. Look, that's great news But we do have another bachelor brown this evening. It's good to have options 100 it's good to have options And then you can make the others jealous and it fires up the passion and you can mince all over a fucking 20 tits a night if you want brother and that's why we're here for we want your mince All over tits in brisbane. I did upset ali when I bumped her out of top five. Oh really See, yeah, you gotta be aware of some of the hard decisions to make Greg wouldn't be worried if you said fuck off She said um, so I can't believe you chose Greg over me But i'm sorry ali you are I do like her she's cool. Now, you know how the bachelor the show on the show The bachelor must feel no, it's exactly the same. They don't have a they don't have a it's actually this is the bachelor Brown yeah channel 10 this is on channel 10. I think but I got other news that's It worries me cancer. No, have you got tumors? No. Oh shit, man. Don't say that. Why would you joke about that? Anyway, can you see me? Are you pregnant? No hear me out so I was um, I was watching your your um Your video questionnaire with your members Oh, the live the live. Yes the live so I was watching that and I was just listening in and um, and you guys brought up the mince bottle And I was like fuck I gotta go Check on that I can't find it. Oh, no matt Don't I don't lose the mince bottle. Well, I thought it was in a bag where I thought I put it and it's not there It's gotta be someone and now julien said he's gone through my room and it's mysteriously gone Fucking impregnate himself. I don't know. I doubt he would have picked it up and taken it because it was Fuck I've got photos of like yeah, but julien's in you were halfway. Yeah, holy fuck Dude, you gotta take more care I just I We've moved and I and I realized I haven't seen it since we moved that could inseminate an entire country and you've lost it Yeah, wow, you could there's two horses outside. People are becoming more and more infertile and you just had the solution In a bottle like um, I can show you the photo at the end of the podcast. It's no no No, I'm not accepting that we have we must find it. I don't know where it is We must find it or you need to start again. I panicked last night. Yeah. Well, it's got to be somewhere Last julien, but it's got to be somewhere. Yeah, my knees are on fire by the way. Yeah, my god Oh, yeah, can you go today? Michael and I filmed a video called torture chess Where if you get one of the other person's pieces out you have to do a punishment and one of the punishments was kneeling in a bucket of Stinging nettle and that's the first time we've used stinging nettle in our video videos And like that was like five hours ago and our knees are still Fuck exactly the same. Is it a place? It's just a plant So like if you don't move them and let them sit there There's the ringing the stinging becomes so intense and then you move them and shit and it goes away and slowly flares back up again Very strange feeling. It's yeah. Anyway, Michael. I won't give away too much, but one of us Um, there's lots of spitting involved spitting in each other's faces There's gel blasters and someone gets branded the loser gets branded with a hot red hot fork That's only for the university mark. Well, obviously we would have posted that on social media Deleted. Yeah, they would call it cops. I reckon facebook will call the knuckle Nicole Anyway, that's our fucking shit talk and fucking we got fucking six more episodes before the final That stumble like a flirt. All right, let's get these sponsors All right, you know what? It's hopeless Well, we have something to mention about this too. It's like have it stand your home Stand up and have a look down at yourself Have a sniff. How did it get that bad? Where did you go wrong? A long long time ago? I bet mistake after mistake has led to you being a Disgusting piece of fucking shit gross Fucked alone yuck desperate can't Gronk go to manscape.com if you want to turn your life around you fucking worthless dog pig Go to manscape. 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Who's a better pirate when michael and I get in a lake on a blow-up fucking pool And all of our friends throw shit at us and shoot Spud guns at us and just fuck us up and we see who the better pirate is It's crazy. Not only our friends, but also one website member one website member. I know shout out to you But I wasn't there all you said all your friends are there exactly man I wasn't either because you're not a website member. Do you understand? You were in your concrete tower With puppeteering all your employees put concrete here put concrete there Sculling concrete for lunch cunt But if you want to see if you like the content we have a 21 day free trial where you can watch these 220 videos and if you like it you can stay on if you don't you can fuck roll off cunt It's 799 us a month or you can upgrade to the premium and be entered into the monthly giveaways and receive extra content On with the show bro. We got prank call. We got bachelor brown. We got lying to greg It's a bit of a hail mary. We'll see what the real lie is. It's your father greg. Yeah, that's the lie That's the lie. We got you And um, that's it. I am and all the other shit too. So, um How are we going with uh planning for life? We haven't started that yet. We should probably start that I reckon maybe even tomorrow I might start that because First things first, we need a venue If there's anyone listening who has a venue where in brisbane where we could host the season finale that seats I'm going to say a hundred people. I know it's good. Then uh, let us know people Let us know Comment in the comments. All right, which reminds me we are also running a comment competition. Okay We're going to pick one comment at random from this entire season to win a thousand dollars On the season finale. All right, so the more times you comment the more entries you have do you understand? It just makes math sense that you comment as many times you can and more times you comment the higher chance of winning enough And also we're just going to pick a random one at the end of the season. So just comment and there's the one off We've also got a very interesting p.o. Box this one. Yeah, this is freaking me out a bit of a look a like a rectangular What's that mean often Öffnen often in means open in german and it sounds like a liquid It's german turn her upside down and put up to the knife. It's fucking mustard gas. So turning something off is opening if It's so stupid That is stupid, you know, english invented their language after germany. So maybe they shouldn't have got that word We fixed it up. Oh There is something there is liquid in there. Oh, i'm very worried. Yeah, so we got excited to as well But but it's often often but excited often All right, let's move right along everyone. Let's get on on on this day. Hey Before we do that No, just kidding. We're not having any bon breaks this week. Hmm. Yeah, but you gotta give the people one Bon break And we're back I Know you're Feel like you're learning Man, my fucking knees are fucked. I can't get relaxed. It's just constant This is shit life right now. We're gonna leave it. We're gonna leave it and see what happens See if it just levels out at a Hey, it sort of comes and goes In waves It always Does You having a A break having a bon break. Well, we're having a bit of a break from a piss and weed to be honest And it's been quite rough. Oh man a weed Anyway, and we're back. All right on on on this day on on on this day in 1988 the queen gave birth to her 16th corgi It clawed its way out of her pussy and she breastfed it at once The corgi grew into prince charles over the coming weeks and she continued to breastfeed him well into the 90s Prince charles is a pedophile And i'll stand up cunt. I'll fucking stand up for domestic violence I'll press my chest out and clap hard for this shit, bitch Back off No, we'll go matt We've got a beep What it's what the queen probably of you His brothers Yeah, his brothers fucked you can go there charles is definitely a pedophile. Oh Is that what you want to bleep out? I don't know. I just is that the part the queen stuff's all right, right? Yeah Well, you wrote it If you're second guessing at why you're writing it, then don't say it. Did you not get it from reliable sources? Matt brown you wrote this So you will feel the ramifications I like that word. Sorry ramifications anyway All right time for a random dietary of mine that I found from when I was a small little german boy energy energy energy Excuse me energy All right Number Today mum bought me a new school shirt It's secondhand and two sizes too small so mum stretched it longer She kept stretching it and now it's a strange shape and looks really faded I wore it to school and the teacher made me stand at the front of the classroom and yelled at me Then he told me to put a new shirt on I told him I didn't have another shirt And the teacher told me to get something from lost property The only thing in lost property was a girl's dress I wore it and at lunch the year seven boys beat me with sticks It was a pretty good day That's why you wear the dresses now Well, I wasn't aware that it was like clothes had A different gender when I was a child and no one ever told me that How many of them were there was sticks beating you? Like nine from memory The sticks varied into thickness Would they snap one had a log One one had a tree Really strong kid an entire 20 meter long tree stump It was a tree. Yeah, he pulled it out of the ground a living oak tree Okie-doke Anyway, it's time For michael's bible everyone which is where michael writes down all of his fucking wisdom. Okay And he fucking He agrees it for us all his wise wisdom So while he's reading this don't refer to him as michael he prefers to be called bezis Instead of jesus his bezis. He's a god Listen all hail bezis This isn't even a chapter not really that's what the chapter's called he's going rogue Onions make you cry Infections give you styes Nine rhymes with nine And cake is sort of like pie So I walk a little slower and I try to catch your eye Sometimes it's so hard to see the good things passing by There may never be a sign of flashing the on-light Telling you to make your move when the time is right Fla la la la la la Clele lele lele Fla la la la la la to the clele lele Clele lele lele le to the fla la la la la Fla la Put a beautiful ending to that um, it was not expecting it. Yeah Really quite a contrast. Yeah, it was well written shout out to hillary duff 110 that is All right, all right, it is time There we go Fuck me. Here we go It's time matt Holy fuck, it's time again. Uh, it's time from for matt browns black book Okay, and this is where he has detailed every single one of his fucking sexual experiences that he's ever had in his life They are grotesque. They are fucked. They are 100 true Matthew Gregory bound you pig you pig of a man Got it. Oh, I get so nervous for these. Yeah, it's spellbounding Well, I just don't know how I'm gonna feel after sometimes. I just want to cry. I got so knees Oh matt browns black book on number 68 I was drinking hand cream while watching myself in the mirror This was the happiest I'd been in years I thought to myself as I squeezed another large mouth full of the hand cream down my throat I decided to continue with my training. So today I was going to the gym I packed my little brown bag and bounded backwards to my favorite gym across town Once there I immediately got on the treadmill and put it on the highest speed Then I began running on it backwards, of course I could maintain a full backwards sprint for well over an hour However, during my workout Something caught my eye across the other side of the gym I saw a woman with burns covering 80 of her body. She had one arm and no legs She was completely bald except for a small tuft of hair on the side of her head She was the most beautiful amputee I had ever seen She was sitting in a wheelchair and attempting to remove a small weight from the rack with her one arm I saw my opportunity and turned my treadmill off. I slithered over to her and flared my gills Would you like some help? Oh, yes, please could you grab the three kilo weight for me? I handed her the weight instead at her scarred head It's okay. You can ask me what happened A little embarrassed. I tried to play it off. Oh, what do you mean? About my burns and missing legs and arm Oh, I hadn't even noticed Right. Well, it was a car accident I fell asleep at the wheel and crashed into a petrol station. It exploded and my entire body caught fire I was in a coma for three months. Oh, well that was a bit silly, wasn't it? I said stupidly. I don't do well with uncomfortable conversation. Yeah, it was really silly Anyway, that was four years ago. So here I am trying to rehabilitate myself with the body I have now Wow That's inspirational I went through a similar event when my mother killed me. I had to go through hell to stay alive Oh, wow, it's rare to meet someone who went through a similar near-death experience My name's cucklack. Anyway, she said with a smile Nice to meet you cucklack. I am mad brown We chatted for hours right there in the middle of the gym I steered our conversation towards sex as I was curious if she still got drilled So with all your injuries, can you still be like intimate? What you mean sex? Hell yeah, I can. I mean, I haven't since the accident Who would want to be with me now? I'd probably have to pay someone You mean you haven't been with anyone since your accident. That's crazy And don't be so fucking stupid. Any man would be lucky to split your puffy slit Oh, that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. You really think someone would want to be with me? Cucklack, I'm certain of it I mean, I mean I would in a heartbeat We stare at each other and a smile creeps on her face and she looks around Do you mean, okay? I grab her a manning tuft of hair and lift her out off her wheelchair I sprint to the disabled toilet and toss her in and slam the door behind us I rip my clothes off in one movement and turn around. She's lying on the ground with her one arm keeping her upright I advance on her and grab her disfigured head and feed my huge smooth testicles into her mouth She sucks on my balls as my throbbing cock sits on her forehead Suck harder! I command she obeys and my balls stretch and stretch all the way down her throat I can see panic and her eyes as they stretch so far down that I can feel her stomach acid digesting the tip of my balls I pull her head back and my balls retract out of her and swing back into their original position I grab her tuft of hair and reef her up onto the vanity I rip her clothes off and dislocate my own jaw Then I proceed to wrap my mouth around her entire lower half of her body So the burnt stumps where her legs were and her hips filled my mouth Then I began sucking on her. What the fuck are you? I ignore her and keep sucking I fondle at her burnt chest where her tits used to be Then I pull back leaving my slimy sliver dripping off her gash By now my little brownie's so hard it's about to explode I grab cucklacks shoulders and guide her onto my now quivering brown I enter her and the fact that she has no legs allows me to drive deeply into her cervix Once I had her skewered on I start fuck thumping like I've never done before I'm pulling her into me but pounding forwards like a jackhammer We maintain eye contact and I can see she's confused at what's happening But seems to be enjoying it Then I start spinning her on my dick. Faster and faster I spin her I spin her so fast that she becomes a blur and starts making a humming sound The only thing protruding from the blur is her one outstretched arm She spins so fast it starts to burn our skin, smoke billows from our fuck holes Then like a gunshot my ejaculate explodes from my body and shoots the spinning amputee Straighten to the wall my mint powerfully hurtles from my cock hole Which has stretched as wide as a dinner plate Cucklack is pinned against the wall under the force of my minstream And I'm screaming in pleasure as I empty myself Finally my stream weakens and cucklack drops to the ground covered in my fuck chutney I see her shocked face What the fuck just happened? That wasn't sex was it? I ignore her and just shrug I take my clothes and walk straight out of the toilet Leaving the door open behind me so she can crawl back to her wheelchair That's my workout done cunt Time to get home Wow Swinning her like that What a hum is going round Oh my god this this book I tell you Holy shit Oh fuck it's um we should probably do the lying segment next Just quickly Okay so that was the black book we're now moving on to our lying to greg segment It's usually lying to lucky we're just gonna lie to our mates from now on Now greg I tried to get greg onto the podcast this week all right He told me that he can't come on tonight because he's coaching a new student for the very first time He stupidly told me that student's name Peter I have it ingrained into my fucking brain All right that lesson starts at 7 30 So I'm gonna call greg now as Peter's father And I'm gonna see if I can get greg to come down to his tennis court Then when he makes the walk all the way down I will call him again And then we'll tell him that we fucking wasted his time Yep so we're basically saying we rocked up early Yeah For the lesson Yeah now I need to And wait you need a voice What's your father's voice Yeah I know yeah that's what I was thinking He's coming to the tennis court at his house Yeah at his house yeah Do you reckon he knows Brown's voice? He knows Brown's voice All right can you do it All right look we need to think of a voice that he won't recognize Because I've done this we've done it so many times So what about like if I go a really deep voice No no no no no Hey mate it's hey mate Peter's father it No it's too darn Hi hi it's Peter it's Peter's father here Hi hi it's Jack here I'm Peter's father Oh I guess What's do you know what Greg's address is again Oh fuck something like Samson Oh we've been not saying it anyway Um um oh yeah um Hi hi it's Peter's father here you know Hi mate hi mate it's just Jack here Peter's father Yeah it's too it sounds very fucking Gepetto What about Hi hi uh it's Peter's father Yeah what if I'll do like a weird mix of accents Hi um it's Peter's father Hi Greg Jack here Peter's father That's not bad That's pretty yeah that's pretty good I'll just try to do a professional voice Oh hey Greg is that Greg Um yeah hey it's Jack here it's Peter's father I reckon it's too if it's my profession Yeah but your professional voice didn't know Yeah Hi Hi hi Greg it's just Jack here Peter's father And we've just arrived early we're a little bit early Is that all right we're happy to wait That's not bad Yeah yeah yeah that's the best we can get That's as good as it done Here we go here we go Fuck I'm nervous All right there's a bit of a hail Mary but we'll see how we go Oh man okay we gotta focus don't laugh Hold this hold this shit together Hello this is Greg Hi Greg it's Jack here mate um Peter's father We've just arrived a bit early mate um I'm sorry We're just down at your court We're happy to wait there mate I don't know we're a bit early So so don't rush yourself I just thought I'd let you know Are you at uh are you at Yeah mate What I told you That's that's it mate yeah well I can see your tennis court Where would you like me to park Oh look just park out the just park out the front Um I'm just getting it tied up here at the moment I'll be down there in a probably about a few minutes Just give us a few minutes mate Too easy mate happy to wait thank you so much Thanks see you see you bud see you See you shortly see you Okay all right good so let's just wait like two minutes And then I'll call him back No no no wait a bit so he's fully gone down there I don't want him to call to get down there And then call the actual f***ing dad And be like oh hang on I'm here No no let that happen No dude no no no no no you're so angry Because then it's like oh sorry my mate's back Yeah no that's too unprofessional I can't do that to him Well just wait two minutes And then I'll just say something like um Yeah I'll just go where where would you like me to park Because he said a few minutes This is the best moment of my life I don't even say that like Dude as a tennis coach As you were doing it I was like f*** that That sounds exactly like buddy As a tennis coach it's so annoying when When people rock up early Oh yeah you f*** Because like you want to relax in here There's nothing you can say you can't say oh no I just want to chill and watch tv The same thing with meetings at work Like people rock up like 10 minutes early And you're like you're like f*** I was hoping you have that 10 minutes Yeah to have a lie down Yeah In my office I don't have one Oh man I'm nervous We've got him What do we do now like So yeah I'm actually here like he's going I'm here Yeah yeah we'll see how long Yeah we'll see how long we can get Greg good at dog Say oh say that you're behind the big big shed The big shed to the right I actually went into the shed Inside the shed Like I'm inside the shed There you go All right we'll see it we'll see we can gauge it All right I'm gonna climb back now I know we'll wait another minute One more minute Oh that's so nerve-wracking F*** me there's so much What if he gets down there that he's like F*** he's like He's like yelling at his wife He's here I've got to take care of it There's so much pressure in the lying segment He's running out Yeah dude he's probably hit his wife now He's probably f***ing fully hit her Because of what we've done All right I'm climbing back Oh my god here we go Oh god What was the voice? Hey Hey Greg Hey Greg Hey Greg Hey Jack What's my name Jack Hey Greg it's Jack again mate I'm just wondering where do you like us to park the car Over to the right or um I'm actually I'm actually just down at my court now But um I can't actually see any lights or any car I think you might be in the wrong property mate No I'm definitely in the I'm just uh I took a veered right to the um there's a bit of a shed It looks like a shed with um a bunch of crap Oh crap oh wait up wait up Let me just walk over there I'll just see if I can see you mate Yeah yeah Yeah I'll uh I'll get Peter to get out of the car And get him to run over Peter yeah Peter why don't you Peter why don't you jump out of the car mate Yes dad Run on over to the car I'm um I'm actually I'm actually over there I can't Shut up Shut up Greg Shut up I'm f***ing We've got you Greg No No No I'm f***ing Oh you're on the podcast Greg Oh my god You f***ing idiot Greg You are wasting your time You could be at home with your family And you are f***ing down the court Do we Nothing I'm down here 15 minutes early It's like a five minute walk down Don't lose f***ing By the time you walk back up You have to walk back down to the court How much was your accent then I didn't even see it with you I really do I get you every time now I was so worried that f***ing You were gonna call the actual parents And be like I'm here Like where are you No well I was just like Well I was like wait up Like I was just looking around the property I was like this guy is somewhere I was looking at every van I went up to my parents I went up to the van I was going everywhere Were you running I was like f***ing idiot Were you running Yes We made Greg run On me we made you run Greg Greg run Greg run like idiot This is meant to be Locky getting done It like lied to Yeah I know Yeah we're changing it Cause Locky's on to us now Yeah lying to Greg now is more fun That's awesome That's nice That's nice You've moved on to bigger things Hey well thank you Thank you because you know now I uh Now I just have you know Ten to fifteen minutes to do nothing Yes thank you Greg by the time you walk back up to your house You may as well walk back down You'll have to walk back down So you may as well just stay there Greg God You are a jerk I don't even want to talk to you guys anymore Oh Greg run Greg Sorry for wasting your time Greg Sorry Greg Stay till later mate Oh that's okay you know no worries I'll talk to you later Have a good pot after okay Thanks Greg Bye Greg Bye Greg Oh my god Dad he's honestly So good That was the best moment of my life I'm just picturing him running down Like I gotta go Oh my god F***ing Oh man that he's like He's so good He went over to the shed He went over to the shed Oh my god All right there you go Another successful lie Anyway let's move right along Hey let's move on To one of our most meaningful segments From a massive hide to a massive lie This segment really means a lot to so many people Because it's the search for I knew so I knew we were getting f***ed with What do you f***ing mean? I already knew this was coming I could hear people outside What the f*** are you talking about? No that was like an animal Yeah that sounded like a f***ing bird or some sh** Oh just bring in whoever you f***ing bring in No that's not us and I f***ing swear That's s**t And swearing our friendship Swearing our friendship I swear that was not us I could hear people before when I was getting water There's f***ing people outside playing football No that was not us Oh let me go outside and check Ah it was Greg We got you The lie was on you you dickhead Greg's actually here he's gonna be on the podcast Oh that's such good news Oh yeah All right Greg Greg come in now Good work dude What did he do? Throw something on the roof? Yeah I'll get him in Oh it's so good F***ing hell I can't believe we didn't stop Matt The lie was reversed on you Yeah yeah it's tough isn't it I struggle with it too sometimes You're lying to me Ah we got you again Yeah I was on that as soon as you locked out Yeah it's not f***ing Greg What's that noise? Are there any trees over hanging? There's no way you double double lie I'm a liar I'm a liar to cover up for what it that was Well dude have a look there's no f***ing cars here Did we what we we got you a bit then though Well that's so we've got you a bit We've succeeded in a double lie You're gonna be so scared here tonight I thought Greg was here The first one got me the second one was pretty average That was weird That was actually I'm creeped out for whoever's staying here tonight Matt? It's not my night here at home Just you alone I will be at Amber's Just f***ing give it up whatever you f***ing little game is I promise you that we did f*** all then But that was a good lie on the lie Promise me promise me on Amber's life I swear to god on Amber's There's you know nothing That roof s*** on Amber's life I swear on Amber's life I swear on Mon's No I've already swore on Amber's life If you don't trust me then that's your own fault Anyway let's f***ing move on That's the loudest sound I've ever heard on the roof That was creepy I know what the f*** So many plow to Kliwis in the Kliwis I thought you said there's always possums in s*** Yeah not that f***ing loud That's like rocks on the roof Boom boom boom boom Yeah did you they would they would trans No that's probably isn't that what you said There's always possums fighting on the roof You're not that loud That's like someone just threw a bunch of rocks on the roof Yeah that was very scary Look you can hear people now Yeah you can hear people down the hall But I could literally hear people like near the building before You could hear people near the building near the house Near the house So that's why I took so long because I was seeing them and I was like who the f*** is that I was trying to see where they were You saw someone in the I didn't see them I could hear people talking And it sounded so close to the house And that's why I was sort of standing there trying to listen I've got the heebie jeebies F***ing kidding me dude Dude this is every night What every night you hear f***ing voices talking Yeah we do hear some sometimes All right well let's f***ing do this That's not a normal sound We're near graveyard That's not a normal sound On the roof Yeah that was that's why Freaked out hopefully you can hear that on the on the mics Oh 100% you're gonna be able to hear that All right well should we move on Yeah let's just forget about that Hey so we're just gonna push that to the back of our mind F***ing Jason's like my childhood Jason the serial killer's just sitting outside Just like our childhood's gone That is blacked out in my memory I still have an inkling this is you guys f***ing with me but I think he swore on Amber's life You wouldn't swear on Mon's Yeah I swore on Amber's life If he swears on Amber's life what's the difference Yeah I would not if it was Fly like Lele Maybe he doesn't know I don't know There see he told ya Someone f***ing with us Oh my god Just bring in whoever you bring in I don't know He can't hold his laughter That is not us Someone from the someone must know we f***ing live here Well there's no one down there I've locked the back door the front door's open though Okay I've got like Dude we have to go outside Somebody's f***ing with us It's just it's probably f***ing Julian Oh yeah maybe it's Julian Who else would it be I don't know cars there though Where he'd park He'd park where Yeah it's gotta be f***ing Julian He'd park down the back Let's just turn all Should we just That's f***ed I'm shining this good I don't want to f***ing see you Oh man I don't know if we should just ignore this I'm scared What are you scared Dude you're a f***ing grown man I said someone so it's f***ing Julian do you want me to go outside I'll get scared by a dream Well can we film it on Have we got another phone to film with If we're going outside We'll chip into the podcast We're going to investigate What is going on outside We'll put this in the podcast Go to the YouTube version If you're on Spotify Cause this is going to get freaky F*** it's walking outside Dressed like this Wait let me delay some s*** It'd be pretty funny to bash someone Wearing what I'm wearing F*** I'm shaking now Are you f***ing serious F*** out of me That's yeah that's man made Yeah 100% Yeah that freaked me out too This is a bug Yuck dude I reckon someone's found out Where we live And they're throwing f***ing rocks I doubt that You're smiling way too much You're going to get scared Someone can see This is how the house sucks It's cause it's so dark outside That all the lights are on We can't Are we going outside Let's go film Let's go film I'll take the uh The front door's open Yeah it's open a lot Oh I thought you meant it was like wide open Is this what happens every night man Yeah it happens every night S*** this happens every night Not like this loud F*** that door's locked I'm not worried about it Okay Is it light I couldn't keep him in I've been there a long time Oh my I thought that was gonna take us that way And I was like no I'm going this way That door's Alright so now that you've seen that So what happened just now So earlier today Well yesterday I told Greg I was like oh do you want to come on the podcast And Greg said yeah okay I'll come on So now I said to him Don't tell Matt and Michael That you're coming on the podcast And today I hatched a plan That we're going to fake lie to Greg And Greg's going to pretend that Oh you got me Oh you f***ing got me And we'll all go off You're f***ing idiots Oh my god you are bloody bloody We've reported the whole time No you didn't Matt I said it's either you or Julian I can't believe it And then Michael was crying I was so scared And then right So Greg starts throwing the rocks on the roof And Matt was sus Okay yeah admittedly he was sus He had no idea though And then Michael even swore in Amber's life That he had nothing to do with us And I suddenly just go it's Greg Yeah yeah So Michael sees Matt's suspicion And starts going oh you're right Matt It is Greg Greg Come on in Greg And I'm like messaging Greg Like don't f***ing come in Ignore what you're hearing Cause that would have sounded so I thought I heard that I thought I heard that out there And I was like oh they don't know it's me Then I was like how Oh my god I was about to open the front door I was like this And he goes I saw a message come through And it says don't come in Do it again And I was like And then it goes hide So I ran and hid hidden in your shed And with the snakes Like looking around And then I ran out Got some more rocks I just wanted to lie to Matt About you being here So Michael's like Greg come on in Greg And me knowing that yeah that's true It is Greg out there I had to be like oh man That was f***ing unreal It would have been so weird for you Yeah yeah it was hard to Yeah I was like I didn't really know what to do then And then we're like let's go outside And then Greg comes running in And f***ing got them both Oh my god F***ing f***ing leave it I knew the front door was the only door That was unlocked That's why I'm looking there I heard you lock the back doors I had to message Greg and be like Matt's locked the f***ing back door Come through the front Come I thought it was Julian And what about everyone waiting in the front door to hit me I shouldn't have had him go first I should have had his milking still ready I was sort of pumping myself up Because I was like f*** if this isn't Julian This is definitely on I'm definitely going to crack someone Imagine if I could If you didn't get in front of me I would have gone out the door first And I would have hit him Just in case Yeah yeah yeah exactly Well I had the camera too So when you had the camera did like they Were they suspicious that now you'd set this up No I told him to just film Because I was like we got to go inspect And I wanted to include it into the podcast Yeah I wanted to have the reveal on camera So that was like that was a lie Within a lie wrapped in a lie And you just kept going with the lies Yeah Like a weird triple back lie That f***ing backfliped hard can't it That's honestly the craziest moment of my life Yeah yeah No I don't think it is I don't say that lie No no I agree with that I never say that No I agree with that Everything that we've done That was insane Some craze fan and family goddess That's found you Oh my god I love the back I'm living here tonight Yeah dude this is every night for me This is nothing Yeah that's every This is every night I have these Every night I'm stalking the halls of the baseball bat Trying to look out the window And this is a very big house Anyway Anyway look this is for those who don't know This is Greg All right this is Greg He has known Michael and I He used to coach us when we were small women When we were little 15 year old women He would coach us in tennis Then he employed us as a tennis coach For many many years And now we're just f***ing mates F***ing 20 years later Oh yeah chuck the headphones on So we got Greg on everyone So we're gonna have a chat to him Because we're always calling him And f***ing with him So we thought let's get him on And have a chat to him I can't believe I'm so glad Greg's here Yeah this is like This is It's Christmas It's very exciting It's Christmas Oh All right so yeah We've known Greg since like I was like I was 14 when I met him Yeah so now I'm 32 So we've known Greg for more than half of our lives now I think so That's f***ing insane And I'm asking I think I was your number one fans Yeah he was always When we were like Deros which we still are now He was always supportive of f***ing us Yeah what did you What did you What did the coaches and s*** think of us When we were getting coached by all the coaches We just thought you were the funniest Loosest kids we've ever coached Like a lot of you may think that What they do here is actually just put on for the cameras But I can assure you that they were exactly the same as this at school Their whole life If not they may have toned it down a little bit now Well you gotta do it for social media Well that's true For the website though eh Like the probably the Greatest moment would have been Michael The bin The bin The bin It's still we still teach We still tell this story to the kids at Kelvin Grove right now In the fact that There was a stinky old bin which was like sort of made fun of Because everyone used to throw their yogurt Their meat Their off anything and spit on it Probably splattered all over and it was in the hot sun Just melting baking every day And everyone used to do it on purpose Just throw stuff around this lid to make it manky Smell f***ed It was so bad And Michael needed some drink and money for the weekend Just 20 dollars a do for a second game That's exactly And so he's gone look How much like for me to lick this bin And not just lick it but like Actually get your tongue out and like push it through all this Yogits and everything else And we got together 20 bucks That's all we could come up with amongst the children And don't Wait are you a teaching coach at this point And the coaches yeah It must have been after school hours Obviously not during school time But um Yeah and then uh everyone was egging him on And then so I didn't we actually didn't think he would actually do it Because it was that disgusting And food poisoning Like he sure had food poisoning It's natural immunity I actually started like I think I actually started probably saying to you Look when you when I thought you were going to do it Like nah don't be silly Mike Don't do it mate that's that's ridiculous Because I didn't think he would get to that point But then he did And not only like did he lick it He just like got so into it Like pushing it around with his tongue Like well it didn't even just do it a half ass like full Full on Yeah you could have gone away with a lot less Like literally The tip of his tongue I could I could I could just envision it now All this like manky yoga and off stuff Just being pushed around the bin by his tongue Alan and other coach abouts He was dry reaching on the court Like I can still remember Mike He was just on court He was Dry reaching over and over again Could not stop puking at the thought of what he was doing Just one of many great stories isn't it Yeah well it got me my goon money and I had a good weekend So it was worth it And yeah as I say it's good for the immunity That is so true That's why you are the man you are today I'm very brave Very brave And then so then we moved to coaching for you And we were quite young when we started coaching for you How were we as as as coaches for you We were very honest when we all the time If we thought if we're like look we're not in the mood today We're not going to do a good job Like not just like every now and then every day They would tell me that they're not coming to work They would be like Greg we're not coming We're not coming we can't do it Well we're not going to try out We're not going to try 20% of our effort We're going to give you 20% effort today Greg Just letting you know we're not going to do a good job And if it was like overcast a bit we were like We can't work like this I remember Michael would ring me like four hours Before his lessons were meant to start and go Hey uh do you think it's going to rain this afternoon Like there's like one cloud like it just rains You don't get paid but we just did not want to coach that bad And usually still have to go in We're going to miss our money Yeah sometimes you start to go in and just look after the kids And not get paid but we just would prefer that Over fucking coaching man Holy shit But but can I just say that they were actually Very very good at coaching Because I think they were like They could get themselves down to the child's level Of intellect And they were like the kids loved them Their retention rates Which means like how many kids come back each term Were at the highest levels Yeah we had the highest retention rates Yeah you kiss heaps of them Yeah they're above 18s The kid at the bar Yeah the college students Yeah No but What was their um what was the job interview like When you were home There was no interview There was no interview What was the conversation It was just like Greg we need a job That's it I think I employed you guys when you're in like year 11 and 12 And we were kids They did the hot shots and they sort of You know got their way up into the business So when they left year 12 or sort of like the next step Actually I think Michael decided he was going to go to the army Yeah I did One of the funniest things because we're like Michael in the army Marty and I were like yeah we'll just let him go And then so he's off to the army and about like Literally three weeks later I get this call from Marty And he's like hey um Greg What say like um you know Michael just Might want to come back to coaching You know just just maybe Would there be a job vacant still for him And uh I was like he wants to go doesn't he And he's like Marty's like yeah mate he can't stand it He's like he's literally like Too many rules Oh it's just too many rules Oh it's just pretty good So I got him back I got him back And also that year my parents moved back down to Canberra So I had nowhere to live So I was homeless and then Greg took me in Yeah put him in Greg's granny flat And man there were some stories there too Oh the granny flat Man I would we would have this game our ass off Coach till night and then we go back to Greg's with With fucking snacks and shit And just game all night in this fucking little granny Flat with one pullout lounge that we just always slept on And Michael pissed on sometimes So many times We also went traveling with you to tournaments Yeah we did have a good tournament traveling Played some doubles tournaments together Yes We didn't win but fuck we had some fun I remember yeah remember you guys like uh nearly got us kicked out of the hotel because um Just just to like give me that like sort of uh wow moments I guess Like straight as we get in there you just start like I think pissing on the floor And then like just started just just put his pants just started and I'm like Guy stop stop like you can't do that I still remember Yeah we woke up The next morning they've thrown both their mattresses outside because they had piss over them So they're out so both their mattresses are on the balcony outside And then the manager of the hotel comes up knocking on the door And I think he spoke to you Denny or someone there She's she's you've gotten too pissed and pissed yourselves I was like no I've got a problem like it's actually we we didn't get drunk It was just I've got a problem And then and then they're like apologizing to Michael a little bit because We're like look he's got a problem He's got learning difficulties I can't read or write like it's just it leaks And so they they apologize but they were still so angry Oh man And then we fucking and then we left coaching to start the videos and early on with the videos like Fuck me we were like getting nowhere for so long and we were just pumping them out And they were so funny like I thought that was funny So I was like why aren't other people finding these as funny? Everyone around us all like even like close friends family everyone was like like what are you guys doing? Yeah, fucking go get a normal job. This is ridiculous But Greg was one of the only people who fucking stayed strong and fucking kept supporting us And there were times when I borrowed large amounts of money from you so that we didn't fucking go under Yeah, yeah, cool. Greg would be like Greg. I need a thousand dollars right now And then great you fucking every time. I don't know when I'll be able to pay you back I remember those conversations. I think we owed you like 5k for like that was 5k that yeah I owed you for a while, but then I yeah, but you did pay it back. Yeah, but like This is so ironic because I thought that you're going to make it. I always thought That you were going to because I was like If anyone's gonna do it these guys are the two that will do it like because it's not put on It's actually what they were it's not like them just making this up. They were that funny Every time I was around them and the dedication to it too because I remember every Thursday they do a live A facebook live thing where they heard each other and I was like there's no way this can't Take off at some point was either that or death Yeah, yeah, and then and then like yeah, literally when it started to take off I was like yes, and I was literally proud of them. Yeah Yeah, it's like a proud father Greg sort of that's it. Yeah Used to teach us. Yeah, I guess you've been by our side for over half our lives and I must say we love Greg Yeah, Greg looks exactly the same When we first don't age dude, I do so My kids have aged me. How old were you when we were getting coached by you early? 16 years ago. Yeah, so it would have been like 22 10 years younger than me. I can't even picture a 22. He had a ripco white watch That is the sickest watch even myself and I got my my own one when I got my first job at like 16 And now like I would yeah, what did your family think of michael when he was living in the granny flat? um like I mean my parents are so nice that they are the most lovely. I mean they And shout out to you guys. Thank you so much. Hopefully they're not watching this. Yeah. Yeah We still go to their property every few weeks just to film like and it's not like pg Shit, we're either blowing up stuff or dressed as like weird pirates in their lake or shooting guns at each other blowing up deodorant bombs Yeah, but we're great by our side. Yeah always. Yeah, just in case anything goes wrong But yeah mum and dad think it's pretty funny actually. Oh, do they watch the vids? Oh, yeah, sometimes. Yeah Well, they they probably look out the window and see it happening We should show them some of our website videos. I'd love to see there. They get really worried like I heard a lot of explosions that they okay Yeah, they just blew up about a hundred deodorant There's a there's a massive crater in the property now from the deodorant can Have you have you ever spoken to your parents about why they named you greg? Oh, I think I have I've told my mum a numerous occasions health disappointed With their naming choice. It's such a such a disadvantage in life Such a disadvantage and then and then Charles in the middle. Gregory Charles It's like bogan fancy and then bogey. It was actually named after I think my grandfather's or yeah, like it is an old Gregory buckle. It was funny. I heard a funny story from your wife. She said like or you told me what she said You were sitting in bed and there's this little segment that comes up I think it was a flashback of one of the podcasts and it's like just us hacking into greg's name Yeah, and I was the first I was like what is going on here? Oh, and we thought it was you but it was without hacking at my dad And I was like listen to this bag and like And they're just hacking into greg It sounds like a noise It's like it She loved it And she thought yeah, she was like yeah, she yeah, she thinks it's awful as well It doesn't don't know why she married me. It's like your name does not match your soul Yeah, a hundred percent your his name should be like um like Thomas Finch I don't know how to spell that but It's just a sound and fucking man. We played some ass to fucking We coach all night and then we'd wait for all the kids to fuck off And then us three and one of the other coaches would play ass And greg and the other coach were much better at tennis than michael and I was michael and I would just get Fucking And bite tennis balls and fuck that was when it's sort of that's when some of it started I loved hitting michael's hard as I caught in the ass On still I still have it burned to my not only that you guys took it always to the next level Like instead of serving from the baseline in tennis where you're meant to be serving from you're like no That's too hard Like and not enough not enough pain is gathered. Let's serve from the net Yeah, literally only like it's like three meters three meter distance to smash the other person So it's guaranteed pain And we're like these like at that time we're probably serving one 190 k's straight into your butt Like or hitting you anywhere on the body and you just just do the same thing run around the court Like you you still do the run It helps actually I think this video will be out now It just came out on sunday on the website. Who's the better pirate? We filmed it at greg's property Greg is in the video and greg is hitting tennis balls at us and there is a moment And I fucking hope julian got this where greg launched a serve and it went straight into my eye I immediately knew that from like from like 20 meters away less than pop you right in the right in the eye And I was like, oh no, it rocked me and I was like, oh, I gotta stop for a while You could see that it rocked him. I actually felt bad. I was like, oh no It was it was like slow things down a bit and you're like, no keep going Yeah, once I realized that my eyes like I can see I was like, yeah Keep it coming. Yeah, fuck man. It is enjoyable. Remember we um, we even started like sometimes we'd come over to greg's um and play Fucking um catching rape. Oh, that's such a weird fuck. It's like it's a tight and seek But yeah, the person's seeking is like this character And do you remember there was also We'd get on fucking one of those dating apps or something and we take photos We'd leave my face out, but real gross fucked photos of my cock and balls And as soon as we got a number from one of the chicks on the dating app, immediately the first thing we would send is this disgusting fucked up dick pic every single time Fully loved it. No, but the funniest thing was The stuff that you would say Like I'm trying to get a conversation. No, no just the weird stuff that you say like Like the first line would be I just killed my cat Like just something totally I love that. He'd be so vulgar and vile, but then like the game was trying to like win like back their trust He would say it'd be like he had Tourette's as he was doing it like so so bad and then go I'm so sorry. I'm new to this. I don't know what I don't know what I should be saying And then we got after a while we go, okay, okay. Well, how are you anyway? born massive Fuck we had some fun But yeah catching rape in greg's house because it's a perfect house for catching rape. It was so scary I remember character the character Marty would get into like say like a lonely priest or like a Like a farmer who's just lost his wife And like we give him the background story that he has to follow and he comes in and he He'll start like dragging his stick or something as he's got like a bum leg And then me and greg will be in the closet just giggling away He'd be saying some of the most hilarious things and and like moaning loudly like he's like ready to like It actually made me think he was actually going to do something and sometimes he'd get you any full finger you And you felt like you were being proper assault you gotta make it you say you don't want to get caught Yeah, yeah, because it's terrifying. It's so terrifying, but so funny So it's like the best mixture for a game because you don't like scare factor But you also want to like have that those laughs. So try that at home. You can you have a great game You don't have to call a family game Yeah, you can call it catch and hump to make it more or just like politically correct or just catch and Stalk or something like that. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, here's something else other than the Yeah, yeah, so yeah, no, it's good to see Fuck we've had some good times with greg. Yeah, fucking earth we have come It's about time we got him on because fuck we prank call the fuck out of him He's our go-to for when we need just some quick bit of fucking fuckery the content you played that prank call off So well, I fully thought we got you. I was like we've done so many of them. I just know what to say now It's just like, yeah, they always get me. So just act like they got me And you two fucking oh had him hook line and oh, it's like you just be able to see on the camera I was like tearing up scared and I was getting goosebumps to see that Whole thing back. I can't believe michael started going. Yeah, it is greg matt. Greg come on here. Yeah That's what I thought I heard you and you would have been I would love to see your reaction because I'm like I'm like that's what had to go along with it. I'll be like, yeah matt. Yeah, it's greg's out there Yeah, come here. How did you think those noises were normal? No, they're louder than the normal ones. By the way, there's gonna be a fair few rocks and you cut up You know what marty said first today? He goes smash a window. He goes throw a brick through the window Oh my and I'm like I was gonna get him through that window dude. You should have because yeah, you should have no And I was like, what are you gonna do and he's like, we'll just we'll just fix it We'd have to close this room off until it's fit. Yeah No, that would have been fucking incredible Oh, I don't want that don't plan that in the future that's not on we'd fix it like we get o' brian in straight away No tomorrow freakiness and that happened. I know like but well, I had a great It's like that same thing I was talking about before when you're truly scared. It's sort of exciting It's like when you say like ghost stories to your friends when you're a little girl true And in one last one which I never forgive mark or four. I just remember this I know what you're gonna say at north lakes. I just bought a brand new car, right a brand new car What's the car was it again? I look it back in the air. It's like a Mitsubishi outlander or something but back then like that was like my precious new Brand new Mitsubishi outlander. I drive it up. I drive it up to the tennis courts that night just to show it off Hey, look what I've got And then I come back from coaching and I jump in the car and I can just smell this Disgusting smell and I'm just like looking around and I look like down beside me like on the seat Like I might have been the passenger seat passenger seat And there's a dead bird like a dead crow So he found like this dead decaying Like it was a crow. It wasn't a crow. It was in there for ages. Yeah, and he's he's left in my on my car seat And then so I've gone. What the hell? So I've I've I've picked up thrown it out. I'm going so cranky at him and I get really cranky All right, and I was like, what the hell michael? And and he's like, oh, how do you know it was michael? It's gotta be michael like He always had dead birds on it. Yeah But but the worst part about it was what he didn't realize is He's left it on the seat for so long all its guts and juices had sucked in and just gone into my seat And that smell did not leave my brand new My brand, you know, that's beautiful new car smell for like months I'd be so hard to explain to people My hand up and I'll that's my bad I'll apologize to that one What did people say? What did you have to tell them when people got in the car? Oh, sorry, don't mind the smell. Well, I just want to my coach is deodorant in there like 14 links Africa Yeah, that's my bad. He has done some very silly things I remember once also in greg's granny flat. This is just a random little story greg was Talking to us about something and I had a bottle of soda water in my hand And then just greg was in mid conversation and I just are pouring the entire bottle of soda water On top of my head and just don't break eye contact with greg while I talk to him Look back and look forward and look at me. He can't register. It's real reality. Like real life's going on right now He's like, whoa, whoa, whoa And then he was like constantly looking at his granny But like every time I see them now when they come to my house Marty will just flop his wang out and just start peeing Right in front of me. That's like, so I'm just having a conversation mid conversation He just wacks it out and just starts peeing Like like as if no breaking conversation Just kiss just ask and I'm just like you're right That's every day. Well, I came home. I went outside to check the pool and he came out behind me and was just pissing and then michael escalated it by Rubbing his hands like he's washing his hands off in it Like he comes in and comes up behind you just washes his hands and then spook up his face and I'm just like Oh There's something about that because when I first started hanging out with him I remember we were in Henry's unit in the city and Marty was pissing in the shower and Harry just walked I went oh, yeah, and just like sort of touched it a bit like to check the temperature or something I mean it's just just normal for them, isn't it? It's like it's like it's and like it's just wash it off and it's gone, you know Yeah, it's just weird and so I've it's wonderful Fuck I'm pissing in toilets. It's wonderful. You're so close. Just piss wherever you want. Yeah. So um, yeah, that's uh That's Greg everyone. I thought we'd get him on and just show you guys what he looks like and she can't He has been on before. Oh, yeah season one. You came on, right? Very first print call is Greg. Oh, yeah I was on the show though. I think you actually sat down with us. Really? I have a feeling that's happened If I made that up in my brain, I think you have. All right. Anyway, Greg Thank you very much for coming on a long-term Friend of of us and the show and we fucking love you dearly brother Thank you. Thanks for having me on. No worries. No worries. Grab a seat. You can fuck off home or you can Sit around and listen to us fucking fucking count it. All right, and we're back. It's time for bachelor bruh bachelor bruh bachelor bruh He's right behind you and so on and so forth where michael and I have taken it upon ourselves to find matt a wife And we've hand selected these women Make sure they're perfect for you you fucking pig That's a single 40 year old lonely cunt and he doesn't have to talk to women anymore. No, we're gonna fix that 35 So we're fixing that for him and here we have a beautiful young lady named shantel And she would like to get to know you matt and we've organized that for you. She tells shans Here we go Hello, am I speaking with the shantel Yeah, hello shantel. You're on the mighty mackle fully actual podcast and sitting to my left. I have a nervous stumbling Bumbling sweat pig and he's all fucking nervous because he's single and alone and he doesn't have to fucking talk to girls anymore Matt brown and we've called you to see if there's Some sort of chemistry between you two and see if maybe we can tee up a date So matt i'm gonna throw it over to you and don't fuck this up Win her with your charm be a confident young man Look what i'm wearing. I don't know if she she doesn't know what you're wearing I want to know what you're wearing No, i'm really nervous Oh, you're nervous. I'm nervous too. Come on calm her down. Yeah. Yeah. It's so hard because It's so hard because you you're like, all right, you know, you get you motivate yourself in your head Don't stumbling like that. Marty opens with a screaming You know voice and you're like, oh, shit. Don't stumble. He stumbled again I feel more nervous over the phone than I would in real life. I think yeah me too. I'm quite confident in real life But not in the not in the Not over the phone not on this matt tells lots of people what to do at his work. Tell her. Oh, what do you do for work? Oh Concrete confidence. I managed some people What do you do losing where you where are you from? Oh I'm funny. Oh, no I know my mother lives there. Oh, it's really maybe it is your mother Oh Um, so what do you do for a living? Um, do you have any girl breakers in that regard? Of course not No um Well, look speaking of girl breakers I've just had my daughter actually just walk in So I'm so sorry. She's that's a lie. She's girl. That's alright. That's okay No, he's just he's saying that now to be polite but off air. He will say oh for fuck's sake. I ain't fucking talking about that mom No, that's very good with kids. He's very good with kids weirdly the podcast, but I did see um A recent one. I guess that popped up where you were holding a baby and that's where I'm here I thought you looked pretty cute Thank you, brownie. He's winning over the ladies. But look if it's a deal breaker, that's fine. Are you a vegan? Just put it up for adoption or something. Am I a vegan? No way. Yeah. No, no, not at all So that's good. No, I don't think I have any deal breakers No, surely you do Matt. What if she was a um Well, none that I've discovered yet. I can't say I'm open to anything. Um So are you going to say what you do for a living start floating with her a bit? Well, I do have multiple sources of income. Um, I do renovate homes and put them but my main source of income is only fans Oh Cream on her He loves he that's just made up for the kid Okay Um No, they just seem to always Get only fans girls. There's a few only fans girls. No, no It's my only fans girls are interested in you because of the way you conduct yourself I think yeah, mine's a little bit different. Mine was because of COVID and I needed to obviously Support my daughter who's only two. So that was during COVID and I just happened naturally So I'm a little bit different to normal only fans girls. But yeah Are you listening Matt? Yes, I'm sorry. Matt was just standing up and looking at the ceiling trying to take his shirt off Um, no, no, it's absolutely fine. I think if you can make money on only fans go for it Okay, well, that's nice. Thank you and shantel Would you if we set it up and pay for an uber for you to come to brisbane? Would you like to go on a date with our brown matt? You're not going to put her in an uber Yes, I am. Yes. I am watch me Where would where would you take me matt? I'd come to the sunshine coast. Where would you take? Robbins, I've never been out the sunshine There's a bakery there robins robins. We're gonna go to robins bakery Their sausage rolls are out of control. The sausage rolls are great 4.1 out of five picnic on kings beach. Yeah Yeah, fuck All right Okay, great. This is this is mad. You've yeah, and so sorry shantel. We're still trying to work on matt's communication. Yeah, it's very He's just very nervous and he's vomited a little bit. He's got some spit coming out of his mouth And oh, this is so hard. He's nappy 45 in real age. He's like 13. Can you see what I'm No, I'm 35 Same thing I'm 34. I'm 34. Yeah, see she's a perfect age for me Um, his favorite movie is saving private ryan and he loves to get up and reenact it with his fake toy guns And he gambles a lot. Yeah, he's a bit of a drinking problem. Um, what do you like to do in your spare time shantel? I cook a lot. I love to cook Um, but I mean I'm a full-time mom. So that sort of takes up most of my time So you watch lots of movies. Is that your child in the background? Yeah, she thinks she's a pirate at the moment. Can you can you put her on the phone? Hello, hello Say hi creepy man Hello, how are you? No, she doesn't like Does your um, does your kid watch bluey? Oh man Yeah, this is a good angle. Do you know, um, do you know, I'm I do a voice in blue Oh, that's creepy. Yeah, that is big if you go to season three and go to the episode phones I'm the uh, driver. Oh, yeah Oh ziggie ziggie. Yeah, that's me. What's up? Oh my favorite character Oh my god, you know the character that is so weird. Yeah, that is weird because that's like two sentences that you have Yeah, say them now. It's um, hang on. It's uh No, I open it up. I'm pretty sure I get here. I go here you go I'm about to hang up. Matt. You better remember he goes. Thanks, ziggie. And then I go I go thanks mort And then he says let me pay ziggie and I go see you later mort Wow, and that's my lines That is high status. I'm gonna I'm gonna Emmy award-winning children show. Yeah. Fuck. Yeah. Fuck. Yeah. That's cheeks love status and that is status Chantel, I think you have just you guys are now officially boyfriend and girlfriend. Thank you so much You have safe round from loneliness We love you See Girls have you had six? Well, there's Isla there's Chantel Isla's does only fans jasmine does And then um, and then there's um Jess from the uk. She also does only fans. So are we here with this randomly and I'm like Jess Jess is one of the most normal girls I've ever met. I get along with her so well So you keep talking about that one. Oh, so brown jess of uk is just Just Greg On number two. You're green You're green Greg Really, we're just looking in the top five board and that board is Isla's number one. Greg's number two. Jess is number three jasmine's number four. What about the girl just then? What was her name? And Ali Ali's No, no, it was what about the girl from last week. What did we do? That's ali. No, lia Oh, sorry, I'm getting mixed up. Sorry. Ali got dropped out and lia is in now number five And so now I reckon do you want to replace ethan? Ethan's gone. Oh, ethan. Sorry. So who's Greg? You're happy with that top five still? Please move some girls You don't want to be in that. Well, look at me. This is all my angle is to get out of this Yeah, that's true. I was gonna go number one and then you have to do anything To be fair, Greg, if you end up winning you have to come and live here. We'll pay for it You have to have sex with Matt hard sex while Michael and I watch and clap Oh, every other every other one's about labor. Oh, fuck. I'm not gonna go What we stand there and we say fucking we did it. This is what we wanted. Pump Greg pump Greg Oh, okay, so we better keep moving. Okay, that was it. We're fucking We're going there's a very long podcast so far. All right, should we save the p.o box for next week? I reckon otherwise, we're thinking and talking clearly. All right, let's move on to the questions. What the fuck was that sound? Stop that man. What is that sound? Was it crickets or some shit? All right, let's move on to questions and this is a segment where we answer your fan questions If you want to ask us a question comment on the muddy muck or fully actual youtube channel We answer the most liked questions first So after you comment your question have a scroll through and like the questions that you want to answer If we don't answer your question this week, we'll get to it eventually. Fuck Greg will answer to Number one question went to a rat master All right, would you ever consider adding the audio? During a bomb break into the actual podcast, you know, we always cut. Yeah Well, the audio is just not very good. Like if we all we do is just walk off and so it would be like So it's like it's probably not worthy. I think we had a teaser because one time we left the audio in when it was really Sometimes yeah, there's some trust me if sessions if we think it's funny We'll we'll try and leave it in but if so if it's not left in it's probably not very funny Sorry a little hole here. No, I love. Oh, fuck you. All right next question is from Um Don't I have a lot of equipment in my hands He's balancing on one leg milking stool All right next question is from brandon hinton Out of all the crew who comes up with all the website it is and how do you come up with all the the stuff? By the way, I fucking love you guys. We love you too We it's all of us. Yeah, all of us. We sit down and we brainstorm and you know, sometimes we'll get ideas from other videos that we see or like We'll fucking yeah, like the torture chest. I think there was a website member had like Torture checkers or something and then I was like, oh, yeah, we'll do torture chess So I was like a website member idea. It's just from anywhere in every hair, bro. Hmm. It's all a collaboration Greg's here All right, next question is from elliot wilkinson Did you end up tying a bunch of wheelchairs together or chairs and ride them down a hill? No, we wanted to but like we think that's still an option. Well, well, yeah, we have to go and get more chairs The problem was we didn't have um The van can only fit so many chairs. We were living at fucking Well, michael's living at church road where all the chairs were And it the it was the logistics of it were insane We'd have to go back and forth to the hill that we found which was like 40-minute drive away So we'd have to go get some chairs drop them off go get some chairs Well, we could have hired a truck but half the chairs were fucked anyway. The wheels in work They were broken. So like it was just sort of like we could have put a lot of effort in it might not work So it wasn't worth doing but also the other thing was you had an inspection and they um got really angry Like what's fucking go lose? Even though I didn't get rid of the chairs, which is probably for the reason why we didn't get a lease renewal Which is why we're here now, which is it all works out for the better and fucking the browner is where we're at Yes, so the fucking homeowner got a bit spoofed in there. Yeah, foamy. Did you ever go to the church roadhouse? Is that the last one you're at? Yeah, no, but I don't know how anyone would let you stay in any house, mate Yeah That one I lived by myself Not with the brown and that place was just remember the front yard for a while. It was a fucking junkyard Bricks after the washing machine video. No, it was it looked disgusting. I just saw a rat Bullshit. Yeah, I'm lying. I lied born guys again You're fired so All right, next question is from matty Does my brown heart take in the bomb break? No, he can't because the the concrete gods Draw blood date it randomly draw blood from their employees and they put it in a tube And then they say, oh, there's a you have the substance of your god And they swat them from the face of the earth. What an insane world where that's a loud all of their workers are like this at their desk 12 hours a day seven days a week and then they rip their arm off and test if there's drugs in it That is we live in a dystopian future. That is fucked. I just realized you know what you should do brown I've just realized anymore brown the way out of this is and this is what everyone can do now Is you can just get a fucking subscription or whatever a pharmacy script or an only fans Or an only fans. You could just get a fucking permit to everyone. Everyone's still listening Would you subscribe to matt's only fans if it was just matt wanking videos Matt wanking at different pawns and it's like a reaction Reaction you stop you you'd stop talking. I'll stand up. Um What you're saying is yes, you can get a prescription but Being the business being a private business even if you had a prescription They could there's nothing stopping them from going. Yeah, it's great. You have a prescription We're not going to smoke in weed but you can't you're not you won't be able to do that job says for anxiety I guarantee you to the cunts above that that don't need to get tested. They all get on shit Yeah, not only ceo would not get tested. He's a fucking player that ceo would not get tested They say that but they don't They say but they don't we that is fucking I stood shoulder to shoulder corrupt to the core brown You have not stood shoulder shoulder. I'm not defending ceo Don't lie to me brown Oh Next question is from Yeah, I gotta sometimes I miss imagine if we started doing fucking drug testing Yeah, here at mighty michael. We're gonna start doing marijuana drug testing. We don't have any staff left Um, next question is from matt's mints Um You want mints as an account? Why does michael seem to generally get disturbed when marty speaks german? Yeah, I'm not disturbed. It's just like disgusted Okay, it goes from it it fluctuates from laugh dart to to anger to hate deep hate Like it's like if you hear him on the phone to his mom, it's just pleasant. It's a it's a comedy show It's just like it's like but then like yeah, there's moments where say fuck me, man Why is that a real life thing that shouldn't be a reality? The words of german or yeah him speaking just sounds of it Yeah, it's an original language of my but we as I said earlier english fixed up german English is german 2.0 next question is from shelly burgess Um, could you guys consider doing a browns live reaction to some of your most fucked vids? By the way, which sport is the scariest was not shit. I can still hear michael's ribs breaking much love Oh, that sucked. Yeah. Yeah, we've been talking about this for a while. We got to show brown some of the website vids And I haven't seen any shit stuff. I'm not really keen to yeah, so that'd be perfect I've you seen the website videos, greg the the worst one i've ever seen and Literally, I just can't erase it for my memory. I want to is that one where it was that uh You guys serving food in with with jackson and julien as the date And you're like that was on another level that even surprised me how far you guys went Like vomiting up Yeah, you kept coming up, didn't it then it snorted the vomit One of the worst things i've ever seen shaving cream shaving cream shit, and then you pissing it off Did you put that on your website? Yeah, that's all on the website if you want to see that Man, when you sent me that through and said just check this out. See what you think if you had to see my reaction Like it was of disdain taste like Just couldn't take my eyes off it though. Yeah, exactly It's like a train right you just gotta just keep watching. Yeah. Yeah. No, anyway, sorry That was a good. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Um, the next one is from just here keel Everyone shut up. Everyone shut the fuck up. We have a rarity. We have a diamond a diamond Oh I'll accept that Yeah, yeah, yeah, what oh where they they smell like carpet. Yeah. Yeah, I had some carpet last night for dinner. Can't Yeah, it wasn't long enough to be classed as sorry about that everyone continue with the stories Yeah, that's close friends that the farts they even like each other's fart smell. Yeah, well that was like, yeah, it smells like carpet I know every smell What would your friends do if you showed them their asshole if I showed them your asshole I don't know what that would be thinking actually I've never tried I'm not that close Maybe it's one. I don't know if it's a close thing or just a fuck-sensey humor thing Yeah, we're the misfit minds boys here. I showed them my asshole two hours after meeting them. Yeah, they took it pretty well Yeah, they did Can I just ask a question my my own question here? Just just I'm sorry. I had your fucking I'm sorry but Do you actually do that with Mon or can I say that can I put all the squirt is Can do do you actually like Sometimes just pull your ass right apart and just fart not not. I don't I would never show her my No way, but yeah, I'll go around the corner of the room and do it just so she can hear it She's just like what the how do you do that? Do you think that's funny? Not anymore? No, it's all worn off as it That didn't react at all. Yeah. Yeah. I've started like really letting him go and like mine reek So she just gets very very mad. Yes, like she's just like you can't do that You have to go outside the room now like anybody. Yeah, so I have to be very comfortable Very comfortable I was fighting because we had Mon and Amber with us on Sunday night when we went to that wedding Remember we got home and I was fighting like every three minutes. Yeah, and like they were the worst Fucking they were getting so fired up. I don't know if it's weird, but I like the smell of my own farts Oh, everyone does like that's why I cut because anyone not like the smell of their own farts Dude, I used to yeah, I used to just like what I like. I actually have to Yeah, yeah, well, I see how I'm feeling try this. This is a great technique for people who are alone at home and they just want to have fun Fart on your pillow With your pants down and then just smash your head in the pillow and you can bathe in it. I don't do that That's called Tinker No, no, I've never ever I've never had Tinker That just reminded me of a fucking quick story. It's a quick story We were at a tennis tournament and and there was some of the younger players and Michael One of the younger players was out of his room and Michael ran into the room and got his pillow and wiped his ass with it Trying to be a big guy and then he did it too much It was a massive skeet mark on the pillow and he just flipped it over and we walked out of the room Was I the coordinator of the trip? No, you I think it was Alan and um, this is some other We stuck out on that trip to try and find alcohol. Yeah, and we played strip. That's right. I wasn't there for that one I don't know that. Yeah. No, I remember that played some strip poker with some blokes in the room With Lewis and he was like, what the fuck he's going on? He couldn't understand when we're trying to get him undressed And then every now and then we're going to bed and I would just scream as loudly as I could in 10 minutes And you and Lewis would just fucking sit up with such fright. Can you stop doing that, please? Yeah, that was so good I wish Lewis was here. Oh man. He's he put up with some shit from us. I wonder where's Lewis now? I don't know. He played a bit of AFL and stuff. I see him around every now and then I say hello. Sorry Lewis All right, final question is from Dean and Melcomson Melcomson. Yeah, that's great. Um, what keeps you guys motivated? Like well, it's not hard to say motivated when you're doing what you love Just making just trying to come up with Different ways to make people laugh is the motivation. Hmm I like reading comments like when people think shit hilarious like The uh, fucking the tick tock the prank calls on tick tock Some of them go fucking nuts and it's just so nice reading all the comments of people saying they're just full crying and fucking It's the funniest video they've ever seen And shit like that. That's fucking like that's I get up and I'll fucking high five my misses for that even like that like I like the comments where it's like They're just It's shocked. They can't they can't believe that you're a real human being That's what gets me off and again you've been like this since you were 14 years old Yeah, and then this has not changed and then like I guess also like positive things. I guess is like exercise Makes you motivated. Yeah, just keeping a good scar on your shoulders. Can't keep the fucking motivation But yeah, it does help to have your friends around you No, anyway, and that's fucking questions Fuck comment of the week. Yeah, it's gone. Um, I want to open that thing I want to wait wait wait wait wait wait with a poor fucking comment of so we haven't done it I've got one but shit. Yeah, just throw it out there and we'll move on. We've been going for a long time. They've got a chance of winning They've got a chance. We've got to try and do it every week. All right comment of the week I'm not even gonna bother explaining it. You got another chance to win a thousand dollars a comment of the week is Matt, Matt, what is it? Matt it's like he's fucking dates He's all clammed up Come on Matt He doesn't like the baby's legs The baby's legs He's all balanced that was so late that was a spurge is she I'm trying to balance as well as Spurges trying to balance ready for the comment right comment of the week comment of the week went to brock 11 Fuck yeah, um, he said elo make sure you cut Make sure you cut the whole thing a way too stressful to us to deal with So devil your wife is cheating a I'm as dumb as matt So that's the prank call from last week or the prank the lie that we did to matt and everyone Just shine if you haven't seen last week's podcast What All right, um All right guys, we're gonna finish off with a prank call. Um, we haven't really thought of one We we're gonna call a mechanic as darin, but um, it's so late now that no mechanics are open Here we go Hey ganja, uh, my name's darin Um, I came in um yesterday wrought um, and I bought a carton of great northerms wrought the uh, the cans Um, I've come home, um cracked cattle night with the uh missiles and um, I've noticed there's two Two of them missing like I bought a carton of 24 And I'm sitting here on the count and like 20 turn that and like we had a couple before I looked but Like I checked the mts and that and the bin and shit and like, um, yeah, there's two missing from the carton, right? So I was just wondering like if I'll calm down and um, and use fix that up for me Because like, you know, we're two down and like they're what they're like two two fifty each or something Do you know what I mean? It's a sort of like if you don't fear that way he's been ripped off on that Yeah, what time did you come in yesterday or what's it today? Uh, must have been maybe look, um, maybe 2 p.m. Or something. Yes, be Have you did you use a rewards card? No, no, I don't got no rewards cards. No No rewards card. No, do you remember who served you? No, mate. I've got no more dear. I was half cut at the time. So, um, yeah, I don't know I can come in show you the carton, but like I can show you the mts to like There's what I think there's maybe like 16 beers left, right? And then there's six aunties And then 16 uh, plus six, uh Yeah, that's 22 and there's meant to be 24 in there. Do you know what I mean? It's like it's like we've been Oh, I understand. I've just got to like I've just got someone Bringing up saying I'm too very short, but I've got to try and investigate a little bit. You know what I mean? I totally understand what you're saying and to be honest like I fully respect what you're saying and to be honest like Like the way what you just said then I'm sort of like, wow, like she's actually like got a great point there. I'm sort of like Backpedaling now. I'm like, man, I've got respect for you now. That's nuts Um, so Did you pay on your card? Uh, no cash is because I'll do um, like labor and that um for mates and that and they just pay us cash He's in that but if he is checklock cctv and that is come in I can block put my face next to the screen and that and then use can use can see oh, yeah No, no, he did come in At that time and use can like verify like that or something like that if you know what I mean If you just want to do that investigating on that Oh, I'll just have a quick look now. What was your um, what time do you reckon you came in? Oh, look Must have been yeah, must have been about two Two thirty three three thirty four or something maybe four thirty Four thirty or five four thirty or five or something. Yeah, like in between sort of two and like six That's a big window. All right. What'd you buy exactly this kind of kind of great northerns Uh, the cans no no the cans are great northerns. Oh, that's 30 packs. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah 30 or 30 pack is it? Fucking hell. Yeah, see there must be eight Can have you got bottles or cans? No, no the little cans I got There must be eight missing then. Yeah. No, he's got to fix that. That's not right Like if I've come in to buy 30 it would have been pretty light when you picked it up as well Well, like I was half cut like I'm not like weighing them and that I'm not like like lifting them up thinking oh, yeah No, no, oh, yeah. No, no, no, so I'm like just walk there with it You know what I mean? Just chucked it straight in the back of me bloody. Yeah Honda Civic can offer a guy, you know Yeah Um Yes, I know. Yeah, look Look, because I'm getting on to nothing that um So look, yeah, I'm gonna have to come in get those eight because like one of the other boys come around and I don't got enough for him And I thought like oh look I open my fridge and I'm all what the fuck's going on here You like I thought I had fucking like hate small beers and that and I was like, what the fuck So I was like checking the bins and shit and the fucking kids haven't taken them nothing So I was like, yeah, I must I'm down eight beers right now to Thought it was too, but yeah, I thought it was too, but yeah, too Yeah, so between like two and like seven p.m. Or something Can I just come down? I'll show you the car Yeah, I've still just got to look on the cameras. Right. Right. Um To make sure you got red hair. No. No. Yeah. Yep. That's me. I've got red hair I haven't found us. I'm just looking on well I was wearing a pretty big window to look for you. Yeah, looky. Yesterday's a bit of a blur But yeah, I was wearing a hat. Um, like a cap and um, oh fuck was I Yeah, no, no, I would have been yeah I would have been wearing me cap because I would have just fucking finished at the um finishing my work outside Doing the bloody garden and that for me, mate up the road Cashy Well, I can show you the carton. Do you have your mobile number? I'll send you a picture of the carton So you can like verify before I come in that Oh, just bring it in when you're Just let me figure this out first, mate. Can I give you a call back in a couple of minutes? No, look, I'm sort of in a rush now darling. I'm gonna need a Yeah, and look, I've really I've got to look it up. I can't just go by someone ringing up saying I might be as short Well, how about I come in? I've got to look it up. How about I come in? I thought it was too, but do you know what I mean? Like you're saying I don't know Yeah, I'm telling you what I'm saying. I'm telling you what I bought. I bought a car And now you're telling me call me back like you gotta you gotta understand like I'll pay good money for me For me be Like I'll just come off like like four hours of out in the bloody blister and sunday I'm not and now you're telling me oh no no you got to check the cameras and that it's like Ask me all these personal questions And what colors my hair and that like that's come on that's a bit ridiculous, mate I don't I got to give you my personal details like that. So how about I'll just come in I'm not dealing with this Or I'll come in or I'll come in with Oh my god I am not dealing with this was fucking hard That was rough. Oh, it starts off with you. I respect you. Yeah I respect you and you start arcing up. You think you got two beers to eight beers? Oh my god, I should have given a respected then No, no, no, I'm sorry I respect you Let's do it. She heard the twist word. That's hard to hear, right? It's so difficult. That was a rough one. I had to take the earphones off Oh, it's just so helpful and then soon as like you got a bit aggrieved. She's like, hang on come here What do you say? I'm not gonna deal with this. I'm not gonna have an argument with you. Oh my god Anyway, guys, that's the end of episode number 33 and we'll see you guys next week And just remember to like comment subscribe use a five star review And do everything that we say as well We're the best