 Yes, this is the original human meat mart, so turkey, turkey, turkey, turkey! From a 70 line, to a 70 line, to a 70 line. A way called Laura Alvistina Comparitas. I dream of having my own office job and a tiny little family. But instead, Uncle Sam, my Uncle Sam offered me a green card if I would come to his house and work for him. I accepted and took a plane from the far, far, far away land of Guatemala and landed in Union City California and where? Where Muhammad also lives. And Eric also lives. And Laura had a long black hair and white skin and blue eyes which made her stand out in her family for the details which caught my attention. I strove down by her desk in the English school to utilize my true English. Oh, that's it. Both of our countries were the first two to be infiltrated by the CIA. Would you like to join me for dinner? James Khan in the company, Tom Jones bush of chest hair. And I said, he must be Latino. And we knew it was love. But Laura, so she went to the neighborhood. I love Muhammad, but he is Muslim. I do not want to go to hell for love. What does the church think? As long as we can convert him like we converted the Indians and he attends catechism class before the marriage and she'll be okay in the eyes of you. On Iranian New Year's Day. The congregation, I would like to pronounce to you the new couple, Laura and Muhammad. I'm Eric Karimi. Slaying Chicano journalist Ruben Salazar and the 13th birthday of Michael Jackson. So I named him Robert. Do not forget where he came from. So I named him Robert. After the slaying Kennedy, my parents thought the president were a team going everywhere together. Mom and Dad both working. Going from babysitter to babysitter to babysitter. They were an American family. They were three and that's a magic number. You walk into a room though and your tradition is no one's memory anymore. Imagine if 9-11 got better. If an entire room didn't know that. That's what happened. I was in South Side Chicago in 2005. I said these three words and nobody knew what I was talking about. I asked him this question. How many of you all know about the Iranian hostage crisis? We have a mature crowd. Thank you. A classic. Now for all of you, I don't know about it. You can go on Google, it's obvious. Do what you need. But I'll just give you my version and just really quickly. If you think of 24 hour news, if you think of the word terrorist, it all started getting popularized around then. It lasted 444 days and it was one of the only historical events in U.S. history to be counted this way. For those of you that are mature and around back then, did anybody know where they were on day 79? No.