 Obviously, you don't do damage in PVC. There's a lot. I wasn't a joke. That was like, it's Vegas for the finale of Elevated. Can we show the whole, look at this. Absolutely incredible chat. You guys are famous. You guys are all over the place. We got the big screen here. I'm not gonna be doing it alone, actually. We got three guest hosts today. We got Seer, TechTone, extra Emily joining us. Yes, Pog, they're exciting. Yes, they're here joining us today too. How do you guys feel? Dude, I'm so excited to be here with you, I'm extremely, it's just so fun. Good one, Seer. It's gonna be really good. It's gonna be really good. How do you feel? I feel good. I'm not near the contestants, so I'm feeling really happy right now. Very good, very good. Emily, how about you? I'm in love with the casino. I extracted $20. I left with 61. Nice. Let's go! Nice, baby. I also, last night, came here. I got to the casino and I went to bed, so. As long as you didn't play League of Legends or whatever. Yeah, that'd be weird. I went to bed after about two, 45 minutes of League of Legends. Oh, God. So, yeah, no, it was good. It was a great time. And yes, I did bring a laptop for League of Legends. Guys, elevated. Again, we're here. It's the finale, like I said. We have gone through eight episodes. This is episode nine now. We've gone through eight episodes of getting a bunch of new streamers. A bunch of, we have a bunch of new streamers, small streamers who've come on in every single episode. They've gone on a different stream. They've basically done different challenges that relate to that streamer, right? So, we've done a whole bunch of different challenges that is, hey, this thing, this challenge, kind of relates to a skill that you would need as a streamer. Why don't we do a lying episode? We need a lying and stalling episode. Well, that's, that's. Stalling has been to that. That's for season two. That's for season two. Yeah, the lying and backstabbing will be in season two. Good. But. But. But. But. But. But. But. But. Oh, boy. I love you guys. You guys are so good. That's phenomenal, yeah. Let's take a look at our schedule. This is the first of a two-part finale that we got going on here. Tomorrow, part two of the finale will be on Extra Emily's channel. Let's go ahead and talk about our contestants. Do we have to, S.A.M.? We do. Our finalists. Are you boring? Boring! We're just talking about so much. Norfus! Well, we could, we could keep talking about us. Finalists number one, Mayor Words. I hate this guy. Mayor Words has been on all eight episodes of Elevated so far. He came on episode one and he has almost gotten to 15,000 followers since he's been on. He tripled his follower count. That's amazing. He has, he has. Let's take a look at our next contestant, Mr. Fimple. Mr. Fimple joined us on episode three. He's been on six episodes and he is getting close to 11,000 followers. Next up we have Foran. Foran joined us three episodes ago on episode six and he has gotten to 4,200 followers, started at 2,700. And that same exact episode, we were actually joined by New Dory as well. So New Dory joined us in episode six as well and he's made it all the way through to the finals since then. He's been on three episodes and he has almost 17,000 followers now. The first of two lifelines that we had at the end of last week's episode, Miss Skill Shots, was on episodes three, four and five and she passed on three and four, but unfortunately she was eliminated on episode five. But as a fan favorite, she had a chance to come back and she was voted back and she is joining us again for the finale. And we have another lifeline. We have another lifeline that went out and that was to Navius. So chat, you guys voted on Miss Skill Shots and Navius to come back. Navius was on episode one, two and three and he was eliminated on episode three and he is back after taking a little bit of a break. That's a wild pick. 11,000. Yeah, so these are all of our finalists. So yeah. Yeah, not very excited about Miss Skill Shots coming back, not gonna lie. Put her down once, gonna have to do it again. Don't know if this Mickey Mouse come back from the Grey Mechanicus, but I guess we're playing Fortnite or something, but yeah. Hopefully we can eliminate all of them. Yeah, I agree. And again, I could just take 50,000. Yeah, I like that. First up, let's go ahead and meet Merowarts. Very good to see you. This is the very first time. It's the first time we've ever met. How was everyone doing? How are you guys doing, Chad? Dude, it's great to finally meet you again for the first time ever. Thank you so much, I appreciate it. Certainly have not seen you at all before this. Yeah, but are you excited? I'm thrilled to be here. Mr. Vibble. Welcome. And I'm going to clap quietly and away from my mic so we're not blowing out chat's ears. Thank you very much. Yeah, very good to meet you as well for the first time. Big fans, Kenisa Gull. I'm a huge fan. Nice to meet you. Look at those hats. Yes, they're real. What do those mean? They are all... They have so much meaning. I got it. Which one has the least amount of meaning? None of them have any meaning. Woo! Next up. I hate that guy. Next up, we have our third contestant, our third finalist, Foran. Foran's going to be joining us. You like this? Woo! Very good, welcome. Hello. Hello. Traveling too. Get started. Oh, wow. That's fine. Good, it looks good. What up? Hi, Sierra. Hi. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. We all know long hair plus beard. Yeah, I got it. And some form of middle eastern, you know? Long hair plus beard, you go, that's real, man. That's real. We're like brothers. Like brothers. You've been on three episodes of Elevated. Yeah. What do you think was your biggest advantage? Just get over the nerves, you know? Getting over the nerves. Yeah, after the first episode that I was on, I was just like, oh, word. OK, like, I'm all good, you know? I want to let you know that if you don't win here, you are losing $50,000. You are getting no peace save. OK? You will be a blip blip blip. And like I said, the nerves gone. Four in, everybody. Thank you, Four in. Next up, we have New Dory joining us. Finalist number four, New Dory. Wow, welcome to the tag. Nice to meet you. Oh. An absolute badass, dude. Hey, no, he's not. He's fine, probably. Well, just let him sleep for a little bit. At least it's quiet now. At least it's quiet. Yeah, nobody else is going to be loud. So it'll be totally fine. There's no other volume that's going to fill the space. We're here with New Dory. New Dory, how do you feel? I feel good, man. Just finally, you know, what's the primacy? Nice to know I'm the best ball guy here. Yeah. And from here, it's just up. Cool, awesome. We could replace him with you. Yeah. Mm-hmm. You look. Your tecton voice is actually very good. Yeah. Do it again, do it again. Yeah, do it. Dude, I'm so happy to be here. So bad as to be here in Vegas, guys. How are you guys doing? I'm good, tecton. That's perfect. I just like him. What was the biggest thing outside of this that you're looking forward to doing in Las Vegas? Any sites you need? Well, I've already lost my money, thanks to him. Well, that's pretty standard. Don't ever vet with tecton. That's pretty standard. I watch. Everybody's up except for that. I watch. Everyone else get up money. I think I'm down $260. That was a lot, man. You know, thoughts and prayers, man. I'm not going to lie. I don't care. Thank you so much for being here at New Dory. Woo! Chat, you guys voted at the end of last week's episode, eight for two lifelines, and the first of which, Miss Skill Shots. The Miss Skill Shots is back. All the way from Korea. Hello. I love Miss Skill Shots. Oh, I love it. Yes, nice to see you. Love the outfit. Hi. How's it going? Hi, see you. Hi. Welcome. How does it feel? It feels good. Thank you. So this is your first time in America? Yes, well, kind of. I went to Wisconsin, but it doesn't count. Yeah, that was not count at all. Right, I went to Wisconsin. That's not Texas. If you've been to Texas, you've been to America twice. And just pronounced Wisconsin. Oh, is it? Yeah, Wisconsin. Kansan. Did you eat their cheese, at least? I don't remember. That's OK. But not your baguette. So you have your match. Actually, we're matching. We are matching. We're matching. We're black and yellow. Looks cute. So what is your uniform? Yes. What is Pirates of the Heart? It's a one-piece shirt. No way. Well, I mean, most shirts are one-piece. Ha ha. That was a good one. I was in a joke. That was a good one. They're smooth like butter. Are you weeb? No, I don't. I know. Do you like the one-piece, right? Because I don't like weebs. No, I just wear it. Very good. OK, great. So what is the most thing that you're most excited about coming to visit America? I was really excited to see all the pretty lights. Because in Vegas, there's just like lights, lights, lights. There's a lot of lights here. There's a whole lot of lights in here and out there. Yeah, and I want to go to In-N-Out. I think everyone's saying that's the thing here. Yeah, it's pretty horrible. Yeah. I like to get In-N-Out as fast as I can when it comes out of place. I think it's pretty good. Yeah, if you're lacking taste buds. I mean, I think it's good. I think In-N-Out's good. You OK there? Yeah, what's going on? What's this main character syndrome? It's fine. Really glad to hear it. Do you want to talk to our contestant, Techie? No, I'm good. All right, Tech-Town, what happened? Well, I'm from when you execute someone from a show. They, like, stay gone. But for some reason, she came back. Well, it's because your vote didn't really matter. Yeah, to be true and to be honest, with everything else you do, it doesn't matter. Yeah, I'm really excited for the next contestant, guys. Really excited. So why don't we, uh? Oh, it's Techie's dad's wife. What's Techie having? Techie being a little wavy. You having a real tantrum? A little wavy. I voted somebody off, and they stayed off. That's you. Yeah, good one, guys. Tech-Town, you got to learn to be assertive. OK, when you vote somebody off, you vote them off decisively, OK? You vote them off so hard that they can't even get voted back in. Even Emily left. Yeah. Nobody wants to be around you, Tech-Town. I think you also voted off Navious. No, that is not true. How did you make me vote off the only weeb? I'm not a weeb! You made me vote off the only weeb. Your profile picture is used cosplaying Gargoura. You were wearing a one-piece shirt. You made me betray my kind. Again. It's because you're not true to the weeb culture that you voted me off. Good skill shots. Thank you for coming back. Thank you for joining us. We are going to see our final contestant for today, our final finalists. Navious! Navious is back! Navious! Cool Tom collected. Nice to meet you. Please do not stab me. Don't worry. I will stab you if you want me. OK. I'll join forces with you. OK, deal. We'll be talking. Navious is here. Navious is back after being on episodes one, two, and three. You were eliminated after episode three. How did you feel about your elimination? I was actually a little bit relieved because I knew I would get voted back on later. Oh, OK. Can you just take your hands out of your pockets? OK. I have nothing to do with it. Oh, yeah, yeah, no, yep. Can I put them back? Yeah. OK, we're fine. We're fine. Yeah, it's fine. Oh, let's do the thumbs. Yeah, yeah, thanks, thanks. One finger, yes. We're cool, right? Yeah, we're fine for now. Oh, cool, cool. OK, so Navious is here. And, uh, uh, no, Navious is here. He's excited. He's rested. He's going to be back. Don't speak on his behalf. Are you excited? I'm pretty, yeah, I'm excited. I'm just, I'm just, I'm like. I'm really, I'm really excited to be here. He's sleeping with your eyes open. He's really excited. He's sleeping with the light on. He's ecstatic to be here. I think I sleep with my eyes open. I see you just sleeping with your eyes open, staring at the ceiling. I've never seen it, but I've heard, I've heard. Navious, everybody. Navious. Navious. Yeah, thank you, Navious. Thank you. Yeah, thank you, Navious. Hi. Man, that was fun. It's time. So our next challenge, three chat booths. What is a chat booth? Looks like a cash booth. It's not a cash booth. It's a chat booth. Why? We got, we got good comments and bad comments here, chat. As a resident expert in getting bad comments, bad messages. Tecton, do you want to go ahead and explain this one for him? I would love to, S-Fam. OK. Twitch chat room is one of the most diabolical places you can ever be. Last night, I came to this arena and I designed three horrible monstrosities inside of each. There are paper filled with live comments from today's broadcast. Yes, that's right. If you type a comment in there, it will appear in that booth. And they're going to get paper cuts. They're going to get torn up. Thankfully, they will be covered by their body armor of progressive. They will have us covered. And in short, it will be a great time. But inside, the game is quite simple. The contestants will step in to the contraption. They will avoid the green comments. You don't want to ban those people because those are your echo chamber. And every streamer needs that in order to fulfill their ego. They will be trying to grab as many red tickets as possible. Every red ticket they grab will be plus one. Every green ticket they grab, they will be minus one. And afterwards, they will come out and I will read the comments on these cards and I will let them know how many points they have. It is going to get messy. It is going to get diabolical. And that's why we're here, to make people suffer. And for number one person we have going in there, it's a demonstration. The person who deserves the most pain, extra heavily. Yes, you should. Okay, sounds good. Gotta have proper protection. Yep. I want to remind you, you have 40 seconds to get as many red comments as possible. You want to avoid the greens. Got it. So just take the tickets, stuff them in your pockets. You will give them to me afterwards and I will read several to let you know what you banned and what you kept. So just to piggyback on what Tecton is saying here, managing your chat, moderation is a very, very important skill that all streamers need to have. They need to know what to do, right? So like Tecton was saying, the green comments or the green piece of paper are good comments and the red piece of paper are bad comments, right? So each one of these that you grab, they're going to be things that you're essentially banning. So that's how the points are going to be decided. Extra Emily. Yes. I want to let you know this whole event was a ruse. Oh. I'm just kidding. Double round one, you have 40 seconds to collect as many red comments as possible. Don't go down. Collect. So keep in mind she only wants to grab red ones. Just rub. Is she dying? She is dying. The paper cuts are going wild. She is getting cut up. We do have a medic on standby and we do have progressives. She will be covered. See, there's three things. You're not done yet. You're not done yet. You're going for another 20. You better keep it going. You better keep collecting because you need those points. And remember, everything trust me that she is in an incredible amount of pain and it is deserved and her time ends in five. You know what? I'm enjoying this. Let's just do one more. Yeah, let's do it again. Here we go. All right. Two, one. Two, one more. That's fun. Yep. All of this. Years of pent up torment to get her inside this box. She will never leave. Ever. Oh, man, it feels good. You know what? Now that I mentioned it, we're good. We're good. Let's go. Why not? Sorry, buddy. One more time. Here we go. Here we go. Why not? Let's see what you did. These are going to be so fun. I got three points. Oh, you got one right there too? Oh, it's me. You have a couple in there? Oh, Gelsa. Oh, some goodies. Yep, yep, yep. Wow, man, that's Vegas. There's a lot of them over here. No, you don't lie. You were about to cheat, Emily. There's another one in there. There's another there, Emily. You have another one in there. You were trying to cheat. Imagine the audible gas. All right, Emily. Would you like to read one of the negative comments? Yes, please. Have fun. Yep, let's read another one here. You know what? I like that. Let's have Emily keep reading them. You want to read another one? Emily, yeah. I like that. That was nice. Emily, these aren't true. Your sturdy is so bad. You should just stop dancing. I know. Want to read one more? I think I can take it. That was my mom. I don't think I can take it. Extra Emily's here. No thanks. I'm good cringe. That's good. Well, five points. Congratulations. Very good, very good. That was fun. What's your strategy going in here, huh? My strategy is to spread wide and making sure I am trying to grab as much as possible. Try to get low a little bit. Use the knees. I think that's important. Now remember, you don't want to catch the greens. Yes, those are positive. I don't like positive comments. No, no, no. Oh, wait. You want to keep those in your chat, right? You don't want to ban those guys. You're being like, oh, dude, you're so funny, right? You want to get the red tickets because the red tickets are the truth and truth equals ban when you're in Azmi Gold. That's true, that's true. So you want to make sure that I'm stuck in there. So, we're going to go ahead and get you in there. Okay. And let's get this on the white button. Okay, let's go. Begin. 40 seconds. Now, I really love this because it really shows the new streamers the pain of being a streamer, trying to go live and seeing all those people say, wow, when Variety stopped talking. Two, one, you're done. Keep all tickets in your hand. Don't cheat. Oh, right. Get you out of there, buddy. Does this one count? It does count. It does count. On your person, it does count. Very good. Now, you're going to get a hole hole. Brother, you killed it. Okay. I'm really going to grab anything. Yep, oh my God. Now, see, that's why I know you play a mean game of fetch. Or out of catch. Fetch? Yeah, sorry. Okay, that's a different thing. We're going to talk about that later. Holy cow, that's a hole. I have a lot of mean things people say about me on a daily basis. You should start a charity for yourself since begging for subs seems to be your true talent. That's from Tech Tones. Yeah, I'll read one real quick. Yeah. How did this guy make it past episode three? Please bring back Oofy. You look like Seth Rogen, except without all the money. I got 40 seconds. Here we go. This is not looking good. He's trying to go for a stride here. He's trying things? I don't think it's working out in his favor. It's not looking good. Already struggling. You are done in now. Keep them in your hand. No, you're tracking. You were supposed to grab the red, yes? Yeah, but here's the deal. If I have to grab the red, I have to read them in comments about myself. I don't want to read these. You kidding me? Hey, well, that's part of it. So go ahead and count it. I tried to grab as many green as possible just so I could read the nice ones. Okay, yeah. So we're going to do a count. How many do you think you got? Oh, probably four or five. Okay. You know, once you're in there, it moves a lot faster than I thought. It moves a lot faster. I'm very surprised that Mayor works at 38. That's kind of... That was impressive. He's also got really nice big hands. He does have nice big hands, I've seen those. Yeah, they're very good. I got a good amount of green. A lot of green. Okay. You're just a small fish in a huge pond of mediocrity. Keep swimming, my friend. Yep. Who is... Also, I want to add, all of these have proper punctuation. There's commas and periods. I mean, okay. Yeah, we had to clean some of these. Yeah. This is like a dumpster fire. It's amazing someone so bad can attract such a big audience. Oh, it's a compliment. No wonder Tectone calls you Mr. Fumble. This guy never wins. Yep. That one's personal. Yep. Hey, I would say good job, but I'm not a liar. Okay, well... You can go ahead and leave. What's your game plan? Oh, jeez, you got a big ol' head, man. Jeez, sus, bro. Oh, my God. 38 is the number to beat. 60 seconds. Not gonna lie. He does not look... Wait, wait, wait. Hold up, he might be on or something. Wait, he's actually killing it. Okay, so he's just going through the motions here. He has a technique and he's just gonna try and grab as many as possible. He has more cycles. 40 more, 40 more. Oh, my God. He's insane. Okay. It looks like he's not trying, but he's just doing it, man. Like, you just gotta trust the technique. That's really how this is one of those words. He's losing a lot. He's not holding on to it tight. He might fall off, but he still has 20 more seconds. He's not fazed by the pipe paper cuts. He's ignoring the pain. He is gathering three at a time, slow and methodical, like the tortoise meets the hare. Will it prove fruitful? I'm not sure. There's a lot of green in there, S-Fan. There's a whole lot of green. There's a lot of green. You don't want to ban those guys out. And one, stop. Don't move. Keep all those in your hand. Okay. Step out. Hey, you look like you did a dang fine job. Yeah, you did. So I will go ahead and count these up. Oh, S-Fan, this is looking promising. 64 reds, 29 grams. Wow. Meaning that your total score, I believe my math is correct, is 35. 35. Meaning that you're in second place if my math served. And it's 35. That's a respectable score, man. But you know what's not respectable? The 60 I have to read. The comments that me and S-Fan will read for you, buddy. Yeah, thanks. You take it easy. Thank you. I'm a big part. L-L-L, S-Fan, what happened to you? Did S-Fan and Shrek have a baby? Accurate Harley Omegalol. Accurate Harley. I don't look like the dude from Lost at all. I don't know why that's a thing. I know. And you won't understand it. I won't. I don't watch it. Someone out there thinks it. Would rather watch S-Fan play Kale Top than this annoying bastard? Well, that's what you mean. You know, I had a 70% win rate and then they put out that patch. And everybody thinks that Gensu... Build Gensu's. Build Gensu's. Oh my God, Gensu sucks, dude. Gensu's is bad. So I switched back to RiffMaker. Yo, why are you not building Gensu's? It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. This guy's streams are almost worse than Rhett Paladins in Classic WoW. The thing is, most players don't... Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, obviously you don't do damage in PvE. There's Classic WoW PvE. It's so easy. I could literally, like, just play with my toes and it'd be fine. Yo, I'll go ahead and take this off. Yeah, there you go. Do you want these two? Yeah, great job, buddy. No problem, no problem. It's okay, it's all right. Don't talk to me. Nudori. Nudori, come on. That's badass, dude. Almost done here, Bob. Protect my eyewear. I need you to explain to me how you think you're gonna beat that. Well, I have more girth, you see. So I feel like I can stop all of them from going up. Okay, here we go. Chat this guy. The purpose of today's points are for a secondary prize. Whoever has the most points at the end of today's show will win a Star Forge PC. That is the purpose of the points for today's show. Three, two, one, do not move. All right. Let's see what you got, big guy. Let's see what you got, Nudori. How do you think you did? I think I did pretty good. I tried to avoid the greens at all costs, you know. I'm gonna count you right now. I'm gonna give you a hand-taking advance. Damn fine performance. Thank you, thank you very much. Okay, let's see if that strategy is gonna work out for you. I'm covered in paper cuts. Do you think you got higher than 35? I'm gonna try to be confident in myself and say yes. Please don't brat me down. You were right there. You were right there. You got 54. Oh my God. 54? My goodness. 54? 54? Only red. Only red. That is absolutely wild. Okay. All of these. All of these. That is gonna be the new number to beat. You killed it, man. You killed it. I tried to live off, you know, ball supremacy and all that. You look like if Majin Buu ate tectone. All right. That seems definitely not cool. Man. Pre-camp canute tectone looking real weird, champ. Man, this is hurting me. I don't like this. This guy is as loud as tectone. Is he also as dumb as tectone? That's from Sears episode 11. You look like a one-star pulled tectone. What the f- We have missed skill shots coming up. Are you ready? Yes. Okay, do you get a lot of mean comments? You do? But it's usually on tecton. I've been chilling there off-launch out. Yeah. So they're mostly tecton calls? I banned him, though, because he was very rude in my chat. Yeah, I don't blame you. I don't blame you. So what is the meanest thing anyone has ever said to you? I don't think you should be on it. The meanest thing anyone has ever said to me was no. No? I should know a lot. What is the nicest thing anyone's ever said to you? Yes. Okay. Wow. Well, 54 is the number to be. Easy. Would you like to place a bet on it? Yeah. Really? Okay. I bet you 20 subs that you don't beat 54. No, I want to bet a tweet. A tweet? Okay. If you beat that, you can tweet for my count. Okay. That easy. Okay. Do you have any strategy going on in there or no? Yes. What's your strategy? You'll find out. Ooh. Okay. I don't think you would see a hidden technique or something, but this skill show. How are y'all going to call me a weave? Yeah, I don't think I've ever been outweeped before. I'm going to get you in there. And real quick just to make sure you don't cheat. I'm going to do this. Yeah, no, no. We're going to go and take those off the side. We have to take those off the side. Can we like knock them down? Does that work? Yeah. It works. There's only greens left eventually. Okay. Good, good, good, good. Very good. 60 seconds left. This will be a lot less painful now that you're safe. You have 60 seconds on the clock. Are you ready? 60 seconds. Starting now. Okay. You have 60 seconds. Okay, here we go. Wait, don't read them now. This is actually a very common problem. Yes. It's when the chat box turns into an echo chamber. Yes. It's a very common problem. When you only have good comments, it's actually, it can be an issue. Oh, my God. It's the opposite problem of getting too much toxicity. She's going to turn them in. Positive toxicity. Done, done, done. Here, get you out of here. Yeah. There is. So this is toxic positivity at its finest. So this is when your chat turns into an echo chamber and there are no mean comments. We will count out Ms. Gillshot's score. This is better than a tweet, by the way. You have negative nine. Ms. Gillshot's comes in with a whopping negative nine. Here are three. Here are three. I have three. Because shall I start? You may start. Your stream has helped me through a lot. Oh, here's a fun one. Ms. Gillshot's is so much better than Tecta. Oh, that is so fun. I have made watching her a part of my morning routine every single time she turns on my stream. She has changed my life. The funniest, most charismatic streamer on the platform. I will tier three sub for years to count. Thank you. One second. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. There's one blue out of that box. Oh, no, that's okay. What's up with the Harry Potter glasses, loser? Hope you get voted off. Nobody likes you, no matter how green comments you read. Oh, I'm gonna get that wrong. Ouch. Get out of here. Thanks. Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful. Yeah, absolutely. Oh, man. Very good. Expelliarmus. We have one more. We have Navius, our second lifeline, who's come back after being eliminated on episode number three. So glad to have you, man. Yeah. Real honor. You know, I'm a really big fan of your work, and I think you're gonna do a really good job, and I think I love it. I'll clean up for you. Okay, yeah. Ask fan if you want to take care of Navius for a second. Yeah, here, go ahead. I'm gonna put on this progressive coverage here, this progressive apron, and you have the eyewear as well. It's very important to be... Wait, how many of you guys have glasses? There's definitely, like, out of the ordinary percentage of people that have glasses. There's four out of the six. I think you look great. I think your glasses are super cool. I just realized this. Are glasses cool now? Oh, on Navius? I think everything's cool, he does. All right, so we have Navius inside of the chat box. And it's time. 60 seconds on the clock, three sets of 20. Hectone is going to let it rip. 60 seconds. I just feel so much safer. All right. Wait, what? What was that? Wait, he just lost them all. He had like a massive, like, they all just shot into his hand. They lost them all. He is doing the strut of grabbing the red and then dumping the green. I do think that it's the best way because every green ticket is actually negative progression because the ticket's only worth one. The ticket is technically no worth negative two. Oh my God, he is stabbing them. All right, Navius, our last contestant for challenge number two. I will let you know that the score was probably less than you would have liked. But I still think you did really good because you're just a really good competitor. I think you should have won, man. I really think you should have won. But unfortunately, you did only get 20 points. But that's okay. That's okay. You did great. You did great. Thank you. 20 points, 20 points. 20 points? Yeah, 20 points, 20 points. Okay, well, let's read some of these. I think Navius's streams aren't good, but that's because I'm really dumb. So don't trust my opinion. Is that really what it says? Yeah, no, that's what it says. No, that's what it says. That's what it says. You want to read one? This guy makes Seer look like an angel. I am an angel. Well, I think we're probably good. I'll read one more. I can read one more. Yeah, whatever you want to do. Please end stream. Hey, great job, man. Thank you. Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool. Great job. Okay. So that was terrifying. So let's have a recap of our first slash second challenge. First one was a warm-up. So first challenge, actually. We have 38 points from Airwards, negative two from Mr. Vimple, 36 for Foreign, a whopping 54 for New Dory, 20 for Navius, and a solid negative nine for Miss Giljots. We have another game here called Sales Pitch. We're going to have Seer. He's going to demo how Sales Pitch works. Our contestants are going to have a chance to take a look at a product, and they have to do a sponsor. Seer, would you like to take it away? I remember this. Cambodia, 1946. Infiltration, the sector over to the west. I remember that. Seer, Seer, Seer! Hey, Seer, Seer, Seer, hey! Take cover! Seer, Seer, Seer! My leg! My leg! Seer, Seer, Seer, Seer. We're doing Sales Pitch. We're doing Sales Pitch. No, this isn't... It's okay. Sales Pitch. The game I talked about? No, Westman, this was there. This was... That is what this is. No, no, no, no. This was discovered in Cambodia, 1946. Infiltration of the East Sector. I thought you were talking about your... No, you're not going to stop me. Production's not going to stop me. Seer, that's... This, ladies and gentlemen, was discovered Cambodia, 1946. Under heavy fire. War from the Eastern Front. Wars were fought. Blood was shed. For this to be found. Here, you need to stop getting shot, dude. Oh, yeah. Okay, now you're covered. Now you're good. Okay, continue. I remember that day. You know the presents were assassinated because of this thing right here, ladies and gentlemen? Seven of them. And there's only one of them in the world. Not only that, there's also an NFT associated with it. So that's my favorite thing about this. And with... The 76 NFT. Yeah, with all the turmoil that it's brought... I need you to calm me down. I'm going to get violent. I'm going to get violent. I'm so sorry that happened. Seer, I'm so sorry that happened right now. I'm so sorry. I implore you to reconsider... Listen, Seer, I implore you to reconsider your anger. Cambodia, 1946. People were there. This was there. This was the one. And... Yeah, you need to buy this. What? It was really good. Don't try and take its face off. I was making sure it was open. So... Okay. Very good. But their situation is going to be a little bit different than this. Yeah, well, I would say it's significantly different. So let that be an example of a way to not do this, okay? We're going to have one physical product to advertise, and you're going to have five imaginary digital products. To advertise that you're doing sponsors for. So... No, you have the... Can we get a... Can we... Mama. Let's go ahead and have our first contestant. We're going to have Mayor Wards. Mama. Mama. Just... Mayor Wards, are you ready? Yeah. Have you ever done a sponsor before? Yes. I've done one sponsor, and then they didn't respond after I sent them some stuff back. Okay. Good. So that's alarming, and also not promising for this. But hey, we'll see how you do. Maybe they were making a mistake. I think they're... They always make mistakes. It happens. They always make mistakes. Do you want this back? Yeah, sure. That's not going to be mine, right? It's from 1946. Oh, yeah. I don't need that. That's probably cursed. Yeah. So... Don't... All right. On your mark, get set. Take it away. Hello, folks. Mayor Wards here, and I have an exciting new product. I have an exciting new product for you that you are going to want in every single one of your households. Quite frankly, it speaks for itself, and it can go so many different things in so many different areas. The chicken. Everyone needs one. Everyone wants to have one of these things in their homes. They want to have them in cities for some reason and wake up all of your neighbors. They want to have it in the country at some time. And quite frankly, the best tip that you're going to be is you're going to become this man right here, a man of wealth, knowledge. When you look at this man's face right here, you know that he has at least 20 chickens under his belt at all times. And boy, do those chickens love him at all times. Now, let me tell you about the exterior of said chicken. It comes in white, black, brown, red, and purple. It's incredible. Five different colors for you. It also has a light in the back, so you can use it when you are quite scared. I don't know exactly what this thing is, but it scares me, but that's okay because I have multiple chickens available for me that will fight for me and die for me. Not only are they collectors items and great friends, they're also soldiers at the end of the day. And they will protect you at all costs. From this, I assume, is a little girl. I don't know exactly. Let's talk about payments, folks. Now, I understand. We're on the internet. We want to have all these wonderful payments and quite frankly, for four easy payments and one complicated payment, you'll be able to have this chicken and you'll be so enthused like this individual right here that you'll be jumping for joy in every single stretch of your imagination. With chickens, you can do anything you want with these chickens under U.S. legal law, okay? I'm not going to get into what you can't do with chickens. I'm not allowed to talk about that anymore without crying, so that's okay. I didn't want to bring this up, but it is my show, it is my sponsor. I can do whatever I feel. Asfin, are we allowed to talk about what makes the egg? Absolutely. What makes the egg? Thank you. Absolutely. The egg itself comes from this thing right here. Now, when a mommy chicken and a daddy chicken love each other very much, they go into the barn at night and they scream. They scream so loud. I don't want to tell you exactly what happens, but these chickens become born. These people did pay me to do this sponsor. I want to make sure that's very clear. Each one of them has never harmed a chicken. I want to make that very clear. Every member of OTK has never harmed a chicken, and they would never do that at the least bit because chickens deserve to be alive and they deserve to be in your home. Look at these things and tell me that you don't need these in your life. Everyone will respect you more. You'll get a better raise. You'll live a better life with all of these chickens in your domicile. I love these chickens, and they can love you back. If you don't even have a lover, you could have these chickens around. You can watch television with them. You could have these chickens in Frasier. And another third example, I can't think of right now, but that doesn't matter because these chickens will listen to you and your feelings and your thoughts. You don't have to look at those bad comments anymore when the chickens are around. They can't even read! Please use my offer code, MairWortsACheckout. You'll receive a 10% off discount code. It's incredible. Very good. Very good. Great job, very good. Chad, are you guys buying or selling? So here's what we're gonna do for the points here. Seer, Emily, Tectone, you guys, I want you guys to confer on the points. The total points awarded are from zero to 50 for this challenge. What, really? Yeah. Wow. I actually really did like the sales pitch. I like how you were able to keep talking, keep having the conversation going, keep using the different things that came up on the screen. I like that you dissed the Weeberry. I liked that. You handled the D very well. Yeah. I would, I would be confused. I was proud that he kept it family friendly. I would give that a solid 45. I was pleased. I enjoyed it. I was engaged. I never started veering off or thinking about anything else. So I would have to say 46. 46. Because I'm just that much more friendly than you are. Okay. Oh yeah? Okay. Watch this Seer. I'll give it a 47. It was pretty good. Oh. That was good. Yeah? What? What, Dick Tone? What are you going to do? Huh? 10. What are you going to do? I get like a 30. Like a 30? Like a 30. Like a 30? Yeah. Okay. So if we go and take the average of that, can we, do we have a calculator? Can we average our points together? Bring back the ice cream hoodies. Okay. We're not talking about that right now, but OTK merch. OTKnetwork.com. Check out the shop. Oh, one second. What do you got there, Seer? Oh, do you wish you knew? This is kind of creepy, actually. Don't ever, like, don't ever touch my stuff. Like, okay? Check this out if you can do that. You're cool. Oh, that was good. All right, Taki. Think quick. You didn't even look chill while you did it. Do it again. Do it again. Think quick. About that. So when you walk into the club. Uh-huh. And there's like, like, hello host checking you out. Uh-huh. You're like this. Ay. Hey, I don't know you would show like that, bro. With your gorilla. Damn, dude. 1946, Special Forces. Eastern Front was there. So here's the thing. Can I explain to you my 30? I'm not IGN. I don't give nines out for everything. You know, I'm not going to say, oh, nine out of 10 goals, everybody. That is the basis score. I will probably never get to 40. I will probably never get to 20. I feel like his was very good. Above average, 25 is the average. Feel like he was above average. Not going to give any 50s. Not going to give you zeroes. You know, that's crazy. How many people do you think are in this room right now? Because I don't think any of them asked. And it's well, because you're just providing this unsolicited information. And you always do this. Do not touch my 1946 product. Cambodia. Cambodia. You OK? I was missing you. Oh my god. You've been through so much. See? That's so cute. Be quick. I think he hates you, too. Chat type one, if you think techie is not cool. Hey, type one, if you think techie is just not cool. That's it. Let's see it. Look at chat. Read chat. Read chat. Read chat. Dude, that's fun. They're all typing one. So here's the plan, chat. Here's what we're going to do. We are going to have our votes in. But also, we're going to have chat. We're going to have chat scored on a scale of 1 to 10. And again, scale 1 to 10, it's going to be multiplied by 5. So it's on that 1 to 50 scale. That way, the reason why we're doing that way, just for transparency, just to explain, we're scaling it based off of the same point we're scaling from the first challenge. So that way, one challenge isn't weighted super heavily compared to the other ones. Wait, is this like weapon scaling in Dark Souls? Yeah, it's like weapon scaling in Dark Souls. Are we talking like A weapon scaling, or are we talking B? Well, this is like, I mean, it could even be as high as S, right? But we're going for a quality build, right? So we're going to go like max 40 strength, 40 decks. Yeah, and exactly. And then we're going to have no stamina. So, yeah, exactly. Next up, Mayor Words is currently at 79 points. We take chat score, we take our score, put them together, average them together, and then he is now at a total of 79 points, Mayor Words is. Total. Nice. Right, averaged into the total, 79 points. Next up, we have Mr. Fimple. Woo. Wait, 79 out of 50? No, out of whatever. Yeah. OK. I would have just done one to 10. Sales pitch, round two. Here we go. Wow. Hey, guys, I am so excited to tell you about this new product. I actually don't know what it is, but the sponsor sent it to me. Let's find out. Oh my god. What year is it? Wow. I was going to give you a second here. When I was a kid, my dad had a couple of these. And when he would put me down to sleep, he would always bring these out. And I would say it was the highlight of my childhood. And I'm excited to share it with you guys. Ladies and gentlemen, these are two bare little finger puppets. Oh man. I remember so many fun times growing up. My dad also loved the Nintendo 64. We'd play that all night after our fingers got cramped. He had some strong hands, and he'd pull these bad guys out. Imagine this is the bed right here, right? I'm sleeping here, head here. My dad would go under the bed, something like this. And I didn't even know if he was in the room. He would sneak in. This man was looking through the window, which would creep me out a little bit. But I was like, OK, that's fine. He just wants to watch. My dad would get under the bed like this. And he would just pop these two guys up. And he would start talking away. And I was like, I thought these were real bears back then. Now that I'm older, I found out these are products you can buy. This is actually my old neighbor right here. He was the one who actually gifted these to my father. And that's the thing about these right here. Not only are they great for your family, not only are they great for you, but they're great gifts. Imagine you go to a housewarming party. People are bringing wine. People are bringing, I don't know, other kind of gifts. And you bring two of these bad guys. Just imagine you bring two of these. That's a party seller right there. Oh my, wow. What is that? Oh my god. Well, this is actually a digital recreation of a disease my father had. Which took him out. He's no longer with us anymore, but it's kind of throwing me off. I haven't seen this in a long time since the doctor revealed it. But I think it really ties back all together though that even though things like this may take your family out, buying this product right here, it'll remember the good times. You know, we often get caught up in the bad times, but these two little guys right here, they bring you back to the good times. You know, if I hold them any longer, I'm gonna start, I'm gonna start thinking about my dad again. You know, I wish he could be here today to watch me on Elevated, but he's not. At least they brought these out for me to bring back some good memories, you know? So if you guys don't be like family to me, pick these up, I would really appreciate it. Very good, very good. All right, solid. Should we just do, should we just do add a 10 and multiply it? Okay. That's right, thank you. Yeah, we'll do add a 10 and multiply it. I bet you add them together. And that gives like, give you nine out of 50. Wow. Oh, wow. No. Wow. I like the storytelling aspect. I wish you talked about the product a little bit more, but I'm glad you were able to, you know, really get out your stories there. So I would rate a nine out of 10. Thank you. I appreciate it, thank you. You ever play League of Legends or like Overwatch? I have like a job, friends. I got like a social life. I haven't gone on much, but I've heard good things. So when you're in a team fight, you wanna make sure that you use your alt in the team fight. I don't know what that means. Well, the problem is, is that you were right there on the edge to popping your alt and you didn't pop your alt because you didn't cry. The alt is like the ultimate move. The ultimate move. Yeah, your ultimate move. Like the finisher. You had all the backstory, you had all the sadness. He said, you forgot your dad. You wanted Chad to be your family. And I feel like you really should have just cried there. Oh, yeah. That would have been awesome. That there's just a big, awkward moment. Well, is he actually crying? You know what I actually did believe for a second like your dad? Did he die? It's all true. I'm gonna be honest, I kind of liked that he didn't. You know, it got close there for a second. I will say, I could feel it coming on my, you know, it's like, you know, when your mouth starts, you know, going a little bit crazy with it. I tried to pull it together. I thought, you know, the sponsor might not like it, but I do understand if we're trying to sell products, if I'm crying over the death of my father, it's way better for the product. Like when your family dies, you wanna make sure you farm that, right? As you should, yeah. You should. So going off my previous scoring conventions, Mayor Wirt would have gotten a round of six of 10 with my previous score, so I give you a five of 10. Thank you. Well, whenever my mom goes, I'll keep these notes in play and I'll use them then. Thank you very much. Congratulations, ma'am. Thank you, thank you. So, so, chat scored you at an eight, which is a 40. So we had 40, 40, 45, 45, and Tech-Normal was yours? What is your math? Tech-Normal was yours, score? Oh, five of 10. Five, okay. So five would be a 25. Yep. Okay, so 39 points for Mr. Fibble. Very good. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Next up, we have Foran. We got a nice sponsor for you today. I love to show you guys what we have today for you. And it's just what I thought. The expectations have exceeded. It's your very own Nicholas Cage pillow. And look at this, ready? Turns into a nice red. And then look at this. This is just one face out of all the pillows. You can have this guy right here on the website, mycelebritypillars.com, okay? But for right now, I think we have the most important one. Just get a nice color. Just a nice color, a nice color, you know? And it's just the same as the lips there. You know, this is a beautiful person. And this red right here is a beautiful color, you know what I'm saying? But not as beautiful as a celebrity's face. So, celebritypillars.com, okay? Get yourself a really nice Nicholas Cage face or add some historical figures like this guy. You know, you guys might really be into history. You know, I like history myself. Another celebrity right here, you know, get yourself a nice pillow here. Get Nicholas Cage, get an historical figure or one of your favorite streamers like Tyler One, celebritypillars.com. Thank you. All right, very good. I think you had a very nice description of the product here. I wish you talked a little bit more about the pictures like Tyler One's head, because it was shaped weirdly. Yeah. For sure, for sure. I think it was cool that you had your own website that you brought them back to. And I wish it was a little bit more faster paced for me, because I have like fast brain. For sure. But I would give it eight out of 10. What? Thank you. The fact that you didn't put this in front of Azman Gold's face, frankly, pissed me off. I wanted, I hated that picture of Azman Gold. And you know what, that made me mad. But your presentation of this pillow, I enjoyed it. Top notch, you had some good faces. What I did like is your first thing, you satisfied the audiences what they wanted. Oh my God. And when people see a pillow like this, they want to do this. That's a massive selling point. And you had fun, you were laughing, I enjoyed it. I'll give you eight out of 10. Let's see what this guy has to say. Oh no. You get the size. Come on, you know, I care about you a lot, man. Okay, but I want to let you know that first of all, I think you did the job of, if there was a product, you sold the product. You said this is a Nicolas Cage face, celebritypillows.com. There's a whole bunch of faces that you can get on there. But for me, it was a little bit too straightforward. You were giving a lot of images I think you could have done more with those. And for me, based on my previous scoring invention, I would give you a four of 10. Okay, that's fair. You had some opportunities there to make some plays that you missed out on. One of which is, if I recall, you opened this up and you looked at it first, right? Yeah. You had this and you opened it and you looked at it first and you saw it, right? And then you revealed it after, right? What I would have done, I would have hit it as soon as I saw it. Oh dude, that would have been so good. So you can see it and then I would have waited and then I would have showed it off and then I would have revealed it. That would have been so smart. It would have been a lot funnier revealing the product than them seeing the Nicolas Cage face. So I think if you would have done that and then also I think if you would have tied in the pictures a little bit more to like, oh well these are some testimonials, right? First we have Aswin Gold, whose entire life has changed due to these pillows and obviously he's got the cosplay on. It's very out of character of him. So I think if you had played up to it a little bit more like that, I think with all that being said, I would give it like a five. Okay, yeah. Chad gave him a 5.5. The total is a 30.5. That's fair, that's fair. It's all good. It's all good. Five, very good. Thanks guys. Very good. Next up we are gonna have New Dory. Welcome everybody to the Elevated Shopping Network. I'm New Dory and I'm here to show you the brand new product that we have to sell for you today. Let's kick this out. A product after my own art. A product that I personally subscribe to myself. We have of course a burger phone. Now I don't know if you guys have ever been overweight or if you've had this craving for this meaty deliciousness, but I will say this hits on both ends. What better way to get your food delivered to you than by ordering with this pristine, beautiful, highly durable phone. It's yours for only four payments of $19.99 and a two-year installment plan. Of course, you want other accessories on your burger. Sometimes you want lettuce or onion or health. Even an egg. I know personally, fried egg on a burger is amazing, but it's even better on your phone. Of course, you can also remind that kind of looks like me if I shaved my beard, but we're not gonna talk about that anyway. This phone has beautiful signal, it's beautiful miles. Optionally, it can be a landline if you really need it to be. Now, of course it does come with sesame seeds. You can get other kinds of buns. You can get brioche. You can get Texas toast. You can make this a patty melt burger phone if you want. We have complete customization options for an additional $100 surcharge, but we won't get into that in a year. Now, of course, you might be thinking, how's the signal? Is it pretty good? Well, we do carry most of the major carriers. Some of them we still have to hire in, but that's kind of red tape. Now, you might wanna think about this. If you're traveling, let's say you're in an RV and you wanna go, oh man, I really need to call ahead and book my hotel, but I'm really hungry also. Oh, what can I do to satisfy both these things? Burger phone, real easy. You look at this phone, it satisfies the craving with the eyes. It also helps you with ordering your food, ordering your place to stay, or hell, even looking ahead to see maybe you can get a better RV because this one kind of looks like it's from 1986. This burger phone is the peak of technology. It might look like this, but this one's gonna put Apple out of business. Let me tell you that one right now. We did have an old model of phone. It didn't really do so well. So in order to try to pave this over, what we've done is we've buried our old phones. We've buried them in this hole. Now, we're not gonna tell you where they are, but if you do find them inside, there is a coupon for additional 15% off this phone. First person to find it will win. Guys on the internet, I know you'll find that real easy. This is a transcendental experience, ability to go even farther beyond. You've had a smartphone. We're at the areas of flip phones. Now we have phones that look like food. And the next step, the next logical step, of course, we have just signed a deal with SpaceX. So on every single new Falcon rocket, we will have one of these burger phones contacting directly with NASA. And as you can see, it's already wonderful. Testimonial from our own Mayor Wurz said that this changed his life. He got one for his kids. He hasn't stopped calling him. He has tried to return it because they won't stop calling him. But of course, there are no returns. Once you do buy these burgers, all sales are final. Can't return food, kids. So be like Mayor Wurz, be like his kids, even if they're ungrateful, buy a burger phone. Optional, does smell like a phone. Would not recommend doing that while drunk. You might eat your phone. That would be very bad. Next thing you do when you wake up, your stomach's ringing. You have to go to the hospital and you don't know who's calling. The next step in technology, my friends, do you want it? All right, very good, very, very good. Very good, chat, the voting is open. I gotta say, that satisfied my craving for how I wanted to see this done. The way that you went into the product, I felt like you knew what you were gonna sell. The way you segued into each one of these was seamless. I felt like you planned those. I wanted to see a picture and say this person used it. In my opinion, that was a 10 for me. Yeah, okay, 10 from Sear, 10 from Sear. There was a joke I was hoping you would make that you didn't make, and it was with the egg. I was hoping you would say something about like a fried egg answering machine. That might just show my age. Well, it's mobile. I can't have an answering machine as well. It's built in. If you have the egg installed, you're acting as a host machine. Right, right, of course, of course. I thought overall, segways were really good. The jokes were good. Like Sear said, it almost felt like it was like planned, almost like you knew what was coming up next. Really clever. The space one showed up, and I was like, I have no idea how he's gonna tie this into anything. And I think you tied it in perfect. I thought the SpaceX thing was funny. And I would also give that a 10 out of 10. Oh, God. Yeah, I thought that was really good. I think you can think really fast on your feet. It was really impressive. And yeah, the tie into the picture is really good. So I'll give you a, can I give you a 9.5? Sure. Okay, is that allowed? Yeah, 9.5. So I was watching your presentation and the whole time I was thinking what I would have done and what you could have done better. And I mean this genuinely, I have no idea. Like you were absolutely fantastic. Your delivery was incredible. Your jokes were great. I was, honestly, it was awesome. Cause like I've been seeing you sit up there and you were talking about how bad you want a computer. You definitely gave it your fucking all right now, man. Like that was really, really good. I forgot about the computer. I just really love this game. Yeah, pretty much near perfect, man. Thank you. Yeah, I went over to Techie and I was like, this is, this is how to do it. I love you, Prof, man. It's so much fun. I would probably give that a 9 out of 10. Hey! That was really good, man. That was awesome. You should be extending the lead. Yeah, good shit, Doug. 101.5 total, very good. Triple digits, just like my weight. Woo-hoo! For a new Dory score for today, 101.5. Whoever has the highest score, Chad, whoever has the highest score at the end of today, it's a brand new Sarforge Voyager creator elite. And that'll be whoever has the highest score at the end of today's show. Next up, we are gonna have Miss Gilchamps try and sell us on a product. So we got our next product coming up here. Have you done many sponsors before? No. No. Have you done any before? Sure. Sure, okay. So Miss Gilchamps has not been a sponsor before, okay? Yes? It's okay if you haven't. I mean, it took me forever to get my first sponsor. Yeah, okay. It's not a thing. Like, it's just, it's just it is what it is. Miss Gilchamps is gonna see the product and she is gonna give us a sales pitch on the product and she's gonna use some digital assistance here on the back screen. It's gonna show up right here and then we're gonna score at the end. So be ready to vote once she's done, okay? Miss Gilchamps, are you ready? All right, let's do it. See what we got. She currently is at negative nine. All right, you ready? Okay, three, two, one, go. Oh, hey guys. I actually got my first sponsor here and I'm really excited because it's been many years, five years of streaming and we finally got our first sponsor and you won't believe it because we've been having this on stream for how long and they actually reached out and sponsored us. It's so exciting. Can you guys guess what it is? I wanna see if anyone can guess. Just as we've been using it every single stream because I look up to my queen, Sid Maru and I've always looked out for this and I thought that because she had it, I wanted it too because the claw. Do you guys remember? It's been so fun. I'm really excited about this. I've been using it for actually cooking because I don't like touching things, you know, like when we're doing the cooking streams and stuff or like the barbecue streams, you remember? I was supposed to mention these are fireproof. They're super durable. You can actually walk. Mr. Fimple had this on the stream. Do you remember the firing and the stuff? He had these exact ones, I swear, facts and they reached out to me to sponsor me. Sorry, Mr. Fimple, but I got the sponsor as you know and they're really cute because they can make like these kinds of claw stuff. Oh my God. Yes. You know, we smite things with... Guys, do you have ideas? Can someone post an idea for me, please? This is sponsored by the claw. Thank you. All right, very good. Okay, well, how are judges come up? Oh, there's Sear. Oh, you missed an image. Yeah, you had one more image. Hey, you wanna... Actually, I'll tell that story on that short later. Okay. Listen, I think despite having... What are you laughing at? What? Go ahead. I don't really get those pictures from... It's clear that improv is just like maybe a new thing. It's my strong suit, actually. No, but listen. Okay, so here's the thing. That was a very realistic streamer sponsor right there. It was very believable in that sense. And you somehow managed to get through it and not have like... It was still funny. Even though, like I could tell that you were trying to piece things together, you used the ability of a streamer to sort of like carry it along. You were using chat. You went back to your talking points. You're like, this is a sponsor. Oh yeah, it's fireproof. You found ways to stall. It's clear that like you were struggling at an improv point, which would take points down. So I say seven out of 10, but I don't think you did as bad as maybe you like think you did, or I think it was fine. Let's go back. I think you're great. This was, you know, just being real, it was a little rough, you know? It was looked tough to get through, is what it is. Just gonna keep it real slick. I give you two out of 10, is what it is. It's better than zero. Yep. I think these are like a little strange items, but I like how you were like, you know, just like showing them off and doing all that. And then I liked like your chat, you're like really chat integrated. Yeah. Like you can tell like you're like, oh, like chat, how are you feeling? Like, what do you think about this product? And I think that's a good aspect of a streamer, but then like improv can be like a little bit hard, which is, I totally get it. But yeah, I think you, I liked like the, your vibes. So you had like five. Thank you. So I would also give it a seven out of 10. I say ultimately the whole point of elevated is you as a streamer, right? Which is what you did. You succeed. I don't care if you're a good sales person. Nobody cares about buying this. That doesn't matter. What matters is that if it was on a stream, it'd be fine. And ultimately I just want to be entertained. And it's entertaining. So we had seven and a half from you. Seven from you. What was yours? Two. Okay. So mine is, so here's what I would say. I think I actually noticed a lot of the same stuff Sierra noticed and I thought it was very funny. And it was like personally funny to me because it was like a very standard like, hey, I'm doing a sponsor. Oh wait, I don't have any idea what like this thing actually is. So it was like, you go back to your talking points. It was like a very like, it was like meta funny to me. I think you had opportunities to be more creative using the pictures that I really would have liked to see. Like for example, like you have the crab claws and like smite pops up. And it's like, not only that, these guys are doing an integration with smite next month and they're gonna have a crab champion or something like that. Like would have been, like just an example, right? Of something you can do to kind of constantly keep like the flow of it going. For me, I would have given it a five. A 17.5 total alongside your minus nine. So very good. Thank you. Very good. Thank you. Navius on you. You got about five minutes. So I actually have a little bit of an advantage on the competition. I paid somebody off to tell me what's in here. So I know exactly what's in here. And I have one at home. I love it. Let's take a look. Is this some kind of joke? What is it? A hamster. A hamster. That's a hamster. I actually used to have a hamster as a kid. I forget what his name was, but I put it in a little maze type of thing. And I put little bits of cheese around. It was a very nice hamster. It was one of my favorite pets. I also had a parakeet, but that's not what's on here right now. I used to let them play a little bit once in a while. And there's actually nothing in here. Oh, yeah, that's how I'm feeling right now. Um, I think I know what they're trying to do. I would appreciate donations. You can just send them over to my PayPal, navius at gmail.com, please. Oh, that is actually my little brother. He would appreciate the donations as well. It's actually the cure and illness that he has. And yeah, it's very expensive, even though we're in Canada, not everything is covered. But, oh, yeah, I love baby Yoda. One of my favorite characters in Star Trek. Yeah, I really like this picture, how the sun is shining from the top. You can see all his hair that's growing out from his head. And he would appreciate the donations as well. Oh, that one. I didn't know they were putting that one up. This one is a, I don't actually know what that one is at all. But it looks like extra Emily in a bathtub of, is that like dirt or maybe pulled pork. I could buy a lot of pulled pork. I really do like pulled pork. And I would spend probably most of the donations that I received today on pulled pork. That would actually be really appreciated. I'm not gonna do that with it. I'm gonna eat it, obviously. That would be kind of dumb. But yeah, that's my, please, please, Navius at gmail.com. Any donations, thank you. Okay, very good. Okay, judges, you guys can go ahead and come on up. Chat, you guys can vote. Chat, you guys can vote. The voting is available now. Here's the thing with this one. I think this one was either going to be really difficult or gives you like a really like open canvas for like what it is to sell. That's what I thought. Cause when you open the box, like, cause this is the thing we talked about before is like, what if we had one be nothing too? It's like, if we had one be nothing and just see what they do with nothing. So you open it up, there's nothing. So your opportunity here is, okay, we're selling the box, right? Or hamster pops up. You were talking about cheese. Oh, I was selling cheese. My hamster got ahold of it. Hamster ate all the cheese. And then you roll from there, right? Cause at that point you have like whatever it is that you can come up with, you just talk about it. Or, hey, it's this product here. You know, it's a hairdryer and you just keep talking about it as if it's there and it's just not there, right? Like there's all kinds of different opportunities there. And I want to see what happened. I was really, really, really hoping that was going to happen. And I was a little bit disappointed that it wasn't. But it was also unbelievably hilarious for me to watch you be really uncomfortable. So maybe I'm like just evil, but that was really funny to me. And I would give you some bonus points there for that. I'd say that's like a six for me. I came down, I think, near around the beginning. It looked like you had nothing in your box again. I think there was nothing in it when you opened it, right? Cause I didn't see anything. So I think that was like a very difficult improv challenge to kind of deal with and overcome. Some people probably would have folded and it would have been kind of awkward. I think you just shown that it didn't have anything to do with the product being sold. You still made people laugh. Chat was laughing. Techie was laughing. I thought it was really funny. Nothing was particularly happening, but it was just funny. Again, that's the whole purpose of this is entertainment. So I think you did a great job. That's a nine out of 10 for me. I do agree that it was probably like really scary and you're like, oh my God, what do I do? Like there's nothing there. So I understand that it can be a little intimidating when there's like nothing to actually sell. I did also laugh a lot. I thought you have like a very good deadpan humor and whatnot and you like sold yourself. That was good. I wish for the pictures, you would intertwine them a little bit more together rather than hopping from one to one. So I guess that could have been like a little bit of improvement for like storytelling or whatever, but overall I would give it 8.5. Cool. So you did not do what you were supposed to do, but you also were hilarious. That was so entertaining because you were supposed to sell a product but instead it was just like a dude just being. A hot dog. That was the funniest thing. It's one of those awkward things that you just see on YouTube of like things gone wrong. No, a hundred percent. Some people in chat thought that they actually thought, they fell for your joke. Like they actually thought that you were confused and awkward and it's a bit and it was very well done. It was so funny. Yeah, you kind of didn't sell a product but you also delivered a super funny entertaining performance on a smash in the middle of just saying, you know, five or 10. Good. And what was that? What was that chat score? Did we get the chat score? Chat was an eight. Okay. Chat was an eight. The total was 36.5 for Navius. I thought that was really fun. I love sales pitch. I thought sales pitch was fantastic. We have, right now we have leading the way, we have New Dory at 101.5. Next up guys, we have our final game, our final challenge for today. The final? The final. Yes, four out of four. Last one. For today, for today. Oh my God. We have our final for today. We're going to play a game called not dodge ball. Our first captain for today is going to be Mayor Wurz. Mayor Wurz is our first captain for today. Come on, come on. Very good. And our second captain will be Navius. So Mayor Wurz will be in this corner. Navius is going to be in this corner. Yo, Josh, this is nerd. Let's go. Rock, paper, go. Oh. Okay. You're going to make me cry maybe. We'll see what happens. Ready? Rock, paper, go. Oh, that's one, one. How thrilling. Okay, okay. Is this the one? This is the one right here. Highbreaker. Ready? Give me a sec. Okay. Oh, he's going to that place. Yeah. I'm afraid of that place a little bit. Exactly. Place for demons. You don't know where I live. Do you, by chance? I'm not going to, I'm not going to. We're not going to give you that one. Oh, we can get it out of there. We can get it out of there. That's fine. Ready? Rock, paper, go. Oh. Things are really heating up. All right. Ready? Rock, paper, go. Oh, Gigi's there. There it is. Mayor Words is going to get our first pick. What color would you like there? Yellow. Catch up our mustard. I'll take the mustard. Interesting. Okay. I know I'm going to regret that later, I think. Okay, Mayor Words is going to be picking first and he is going to be heading up the yellow team. Okay. So, Mayor Words, who's your first pick? I think it's pretty obvious. They have done an enormous job today and I'm going to go with Miss Skill Shots. Okay, Miss Skill Shots. Navious, who's your first pick? Yes. Let's see here. I'm going to go with New Dory. Okay. Okay, New Dory. New Dory it is. Mayor Words, who's your pick? Now, we've had our squabbles over this competition, particularly with the Gang Beast episode, but I want this man on my team so bad. I want Mr. Fimple. Okay, Mr. Fimple it is. Very good. Very good. I like it. I think it's foreign. Foreign is going to be joining Navious's team. Welcome. Okay, so I wanted them to pick teams before we explain the game because I just think it's more fun that way if they just pick them blind. So, here's how not dodge ball is going to work. Here's how not dodge ball is going to work. I don't know where I'm looking. Over there, over there, I don't know. But here's how not dodge ball is going to work. Basically, in a normal game of dodge ball, you have these foam balls, you have the dodge balls, you throw them at each other, and you try to knock people out, right? In today's game, what's going to happen is we're going to take those balls and you are going to, instead of trying to knock each other out, you're going to try and knock out these towers behind you. And what you are trying to do is you are trying to get hit by the balls so that they don't hit the wall or they don't hit the towers. Hit towers, points. So it's essentially a reversed dodge ball situation. It's a reverse dodge ball situation. Now, something to keep in mind is whenever you go and you hit these, whenever you hit the faces, whichever face that you hit and knock down, the higher up it is, the less points it's worth, the lower it is, the more points it's worth. Now, production is going to keep track of the score. Is that right? Okay, Jacob's going to keep track of the score for us. And basically you want to go and you want to hit as many faces as possible, but the lower the face is on the tower, the more points that that face is worth, right? So there's a couple stipulations here. Again, if you get hit by the balls, that's what you want. You want to be the one jumping in the way of the balls. You want to block them. You want to do all that stuff so then they don't hit the towers. If you catch a ball, normally, normally you use these foam balls, right? So normally use these, but if you catch a ball, you'll get a power up. So instead of getting knocked out and getting back in, you get a big ball. So if somebody catches a ball, you take it, I will throw it to you. We'll have our judges shagging balls the whole time. And basically, we'll take it, you can throw that. That ball cannot be picked back up and used unless somebody else catches a ball. So somebody catches a ball, then that will be thrown to you. So you get one throw with the super ball every time you catch. Now, other than that, jumping the way, knock it down, whatever, the main goal is you are trying to knock the towers down to wherever the faces are. And that's how you get your points. And you can also kick, right? I would say yes, but I'm worried about all this. You end up pointing it, knock out a line. So again, a huge, huge shout out to the Allied Arena here, of course, in Las Vegas for letting us not break their stuff. Yeah, very good, very good. So, on your marks, get set, go! Full, then not knock your own towers over. Be careful, then not knock your own towers over. Mr. Fimple playing some good defense. Oh, that's a catch! That's a catch! Mr. Fimple, you get a ball? Mr. Fimple got the super ball. You can do the super balls one throw, one throw at the super, was there two catches on this side? There was two catches, yes. Two catches, here's another one. Oh, there's a catch, throw a super ball his way. Super ball back to me, back to me. Yeah, they throw it once. That was a catastrophe, that was an absolute disaster. Yeah, that was rough. That was planned. That was the angle, we've talked about that before. That was a 100% plan. Can we watch that again? That was incredible. Can we slow-mo that? That was insane. It might be. It might be. Seven towers, one throw. Check this out. Unbelievable. Red team earned, was that five points? Red team earned five points. Hey, not zero, baby, not zero. Yellow team, yellow team earned 25 points. They earned 25 points. And Mr. Fimple, Mr. Fimple also got a bonus 15 points for MVP of the entire match. A bonus 15. Don't be turning while I'm winded, alright? Give me like 20 minutes. What this all means is that we have our final score for today. Ow. Our final score for today's finale, part one. We were going to find out with our final score, who's going to take home the Star Forge Voyager creator elite. I think we have our scores ready. This is a real nail better, guys. Our scores on the board, I guess it'll be right here for you guys. It's a Star Forge Voyager creator elite with 106.5 mayor words at 104 points. We had Mr. Fimple at 77 points, Ford at 70.5. Navy is at 61.5 and 42.5 points for Miss Skill Shots. So, hey, you did it, dude. You were talking about this the whole time. I remember you talking about this last week, how you said you were, you got a garbage computer, you got a two-generation old video card. It's like five years old. Oh, yeah. So, you're going to get a Voyager creator elite. The big, big, big PC, the juicer, the 4090, the 1300K. So, yeah. So you win that for today. That's awesome. That's the point of today's scoring. The point of today's scoring is to see who's going to take that home. Now, here's something that I think is very, very, very important to learn. Okay? And this is something that I think a lot of people that have even been streaming for a long time don't necessarily understand. At the end of the day, when it comes to being a good streamer and being a good entertainer and putting on a good show, it's not about winning. It's about doing things that are the most entertaining and making people laugh and making people have a good time. It's about the content. It's about the storylines. I love content. I love content. Content is great. So, it's not always about the score. It's not always about winning the game. That doesn't necessarily make you a better streamer or make you more entertaining or anything. And I think everybody who's competed today has done a great job of that. Right? I think everybody who's competed today has done a great job of that. And that is why we're going to have a finale part two tomorrow. Tomorrow is America's Got Talent Street on Twitch.tv slash Extra Emily. We're going to have these lovely six finalists show us their talents and us four judges and you chat will be the determining factor on who wins the $50,000 tomorrow. So, see you then. Super excited. It'll be great. Mm-hmm. And thank you again to Progressive and Ally Dorita for having us. Yeah. It's going to be absolutely fantastic. We're going to do a big talent show just like Emily said. And this whole thing has been an absolutely incredible experience so far and we are going to be judging it with the four of us tonight. And these guys have, they've known about this. They've got their plans together for what they're going to do for us on stage tomorrow right here. Oh, I have a baseball game tomorrow. I can't. Sierra has a baseball game tomorrow. But everybody else has. All right, guys. The yellow four is coming out. So Tecton and I won't be here either. Yeah. So Emily will be here tomorrow. And the rest of us are not going to be here. So, but I'm just kidding. We're all going to be here. OK, don't worry. We're all going to be here. And it's going to be absolutely fantastic. Now, I think the... Is this the part where you cry? Guys, this was just really great about... We don't cry until part two. Oh, you part two? Yeah. We cry until part two. So I want to ask, before we wrap up, before we wrap up, I want to ask you guys, how do you guys feel about everything today and this whole experience? This was so much fun. Yeah? Yeah, it was a good time. It was awesome. Yeah, it was good. What do you think, man? I'm a little disappointed with the outcome of the dodgeball. Aw. Aw. I think we'll make it. Aw. Aw. Aw. I think we'll be fine. It's OK. We'll pick it up in the second half. OK. I'm excited for it. I think you killed it today, Navious. Yeah, you killed it. Yeah, you killed it. Definitely killed it. You killed it. You killed it. Great job. OK. Well, I guess on that note, speaking of killing things, it's the end of today's show. So, again, huge, huge thanks to progressive, huge, huge thanks to Allied eSports. We're here at the Allied Arena in Las Vegas. Yes, exciting. We're here with everybody. Make sure to go follow everybody. Do that giveaway. Follow Tectone. Follow Extra Emily. Follow Seer. Follow Mr. Fimple. Follow New Dory. Follow Miss Skill Shots. Follow MeriWords. Follow Foreign. Follow Navious. And, of course, you guys already follow here, I'm sure. Notifications on all that stuff, obviously. So, guys, thank you so much for everything. Thank you so much for watching Elevated on everybody's streams for this entire season. I hope you guys have had as much fun with this as we all have. And we will be back for part two of the finale, the finale of the finale tomorrow, right here, 4 p.m. Central Time, 2 p.m. PST, 5 p.m. Eastern, and some other time in Australia. I don't know when. But it's going to be great. Hope you enjoyed your stage, users. Woo! See you guys later. Bye, everybody. Thank you so much.