 Alright Viking CFM, I always tell you guys there's no such thing as a must-win. This right here, also not a must-win. Now we play NiNi right now. So we got the win next week, we're all 9-5 right now. If you guys see the record, like this is, right now I have, right now I actually have the division lead. I don't know how tiebreakers are gonna work. I really don't even know. I don't know if I could not make the playoffs even if I win this game. And I don't know if I could make the playoffs even if I lose this game. I honestly don't know. We're kind of in a tough spot. There's a lot, a lot of NFC teams in the mix right now. The Eagles and Commanders, both are, Eagles are 10-5. I know we can get to 11-6, but I think everybody gets to 11-6 by default. This is like for me, like for me to make the playoffs, this is a must-win, you know? Because my next two games are free wins. So this is the only game that's up in the air, honestly. So if I could get to 12-5, or yeah, 12-5 would be, we'd make it. We might not even make it because the Vikings could go 12-5, or the Packers could also go 12-5. The Cowboys cannot go 12-5 anymore. The Falcons could go 12-5. Commanders can't, Eagles could go 12-5. So honestly, I don't know. All I know is that if we don't win, it's pretty much impossible. Did we get a weekly award last week for this CFM team? This one? Oh, we got Stevens? Got NFC Player of the Week? Let's call it Stevens. I'm not, I'm in a race for no weekly awards. I don't get to play the Panthers twice a year. Like what? MVP, Mariota, damn. I'm not even top 10. That's tough. Culture of the year. I mean, how can we not turn around the Vikings and get them in playoff contention? And we're not even cl- rigged. Offensive Player of the Year. Oh, Quezz Watkins, okay. Defensive Player of the Year. Damn sure don't got nobody on that list. I need to make a video of Offensive Rookie of the Year. I need to make a video of my setup. Bro, I don't have anybody. Best Quarterback. Oh, Kyler Murray, nine. Best Running Back. Mixing gotta be- Oh, there he is. Let's call Mixing, number six. Wide Receiver. Okay, Quezz. Best Oleinman. All the shit I spent on my linemen. Robert Hunt's not even one of my secure- Best D-Linemen? Nobody. Best Limebacker? Oh, Datsun? Let's call Datsun. Best DB? Best Kicker? Hey, Best Kicker. Let's go, baby. Was he Defensive Rookie of the Year? Oh, Datsun right there. Let's call Datsun. Just remember, boys, Datsun was our pick. I swear to God. You know what's gonna kill me? I'm assuming we can all buy more abilities next year. I just feel like my team is gonna catch up pretty soon, but by the time it catches up, other teams are gonna be so good we're gonna be playing fucking mutt. My next two games are free wins. Like the Bears and some bad team. But honestly, Nini's a guy one year and Nini had my number. Like he might have beat me four times. So this is a player I had battles with, even without these bad teams. Now I will show you guys his team real quick. I will tell you, I looked at it yesterday. Not as impressive as I thought it would be. He's not, he doesn't got one of these boosting teams. He doesn't. He's got Cam Newton, right? He's got LaDane Thomas. I think that's Cam Akers, actually. He just changed his name. DeAndre Hopkins. Cortland Sutton. Van Jefferson. Armand Hooker. But none of his wide receivers have abilities. Like he has no abilities on wide receivers. I don't know how DeAndre Hopkins doesn't have abilities. I guess he's star development, you know? So I don't really know. But no abilities on wide receivers. And it'd be a good test to see. They're good. Like obviously DeAndre Hopkins is 98, Sutton's a 90. They're fast enough. Are the abilities gonna matter? Are we gonna be able to stick them in man to man without our abilities, you know? His tight ends aren't that good. I think he has one offensive lineman that's pretty good. If that, no, he has none. No offensive linemen that are any good. But what he has is Von Miller and Miles Garrett. You know? So he's probably causing hell for people without two secures. We have two secures. So we'll see how it works. Now, these guys are 99 overall. So they might go right through secures. You know, they might. Von Miller and Miles Garrett might go right through secures. We will see. And then DB's, he does, he has Tyson Campbell right here. He's got him with Pick Artist and Deep Zone knockout. Gardner Johnson, he has some decent DB's. But once again, no inside shades, no, nothing crazy. So for me, like I said, this is, of all the people I've lost to, this is the best player that I'm gonna play in the league. You know? So even, but his team's pretty even, honestly. Every time I play Nini in the last like five years, he's been in AA gap defense. I don't know if that's what will run here. And it's always been tough. I'm going to try to play like a bum and shorten this game up here. He's got one guy at de-tackle. Both of these guys at de-tackle, actually. No, he's still got edge threats and things like that. So he still has edge threat, but he put him at de-tackle because he knows I have secures. We'll see if he stays true to that. That was not the run. How do you let somebody walk right through? How do, like, how, chat? Like, how does that happen, man? God, we had such a good play on. We had such, like, I swear it was going to work perfectly. And we let, like, my right, I'm not going to rage. I'm not going to rage. That's just so frustrating like that. We had a good slide protection and everything. Ah, that play. Just, like, let a de-tackle walk right in my backfield is just really tough, man. It really is. All in all, it's really tough. A bad run. I thought that counter might work when he pinches all his linemen up. He pinches everybody. I thought a counter might work. It didn't work. Like, how's he back that far and just have somebody open right there? Like, what? Over there on the scope. Come on, boys. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. What's going on, man? Come on. Here we go, Dodson. There we go, boys. There we go. That's what I need out of you. Come on. Yes, sir. Good work. 37 all over it. Yeah, that is a fade. Out of bounds. Let's go. Come on, man. Boy, he's getting real sticky right now. Come on. Let's go mixing. Oh, dude, that's just tough. That's tough. Move! He almost got me on that end zone, too. He almost stopped right in the end zone there. He almost did it. As you guys saw, he slowed down a little bit in the back of the end zone. Fumbled it. Dude, I feel like my defense was so good that first try. We got pressure. We did everything we could. I feel like we stay with it, man. I don't really want to go to Don. Like, I will go to Dollar if I need to. Mine. Let's go, Jackson! To the crib. Come on. Come on. Let's go. That's huge, Jackson. Come on. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I wasn't in two-man under. I was a little worried how that would work, but we got the glitch momentum now, boys. What's on? Oh, my God. We just got Maliwap over there. What was that, boys? Doc, there's no way you stood there. Doc, there's just no way, 34. There is no way in hell you just let that go down like that. Oh, my goodness gracious. That was miserable. That was a 64 overall zone. Wow, tough. Damn, man. That was a piss-pore effort by 34. All right, man. We're up by 10 right now. Probably we'll still be aggressive here. He's just playing zone. I thought he would, like, when somebody runs cover six, sometimes you think they'll run a little match here. He only has two timeouts. So, you know, if I do things right, he shouldn't touch the ball again. You know, regardless, we have to. Well, Vaim Miller just went eight to that play, boys. I don't know if you guys saw, but Vaim Miller just absolutely hoarded. How was that, chatters? Oh, my God. It's a touchdown. Oh, my God. We got a block. I swear to God, that play has never given me good blocking. Oh, that play has just never given me the blocking I want. Damn, he gave up that touchdown, too, man. He really did. That play, I don't know how people really love that play. I feel like I just get shitted to death when I run PA shot seams. I feel like it's the worst pass protection in the game. All right, he's got this. Oh, he doesn't return to kick good. This is a big, this is a big possession here. Oh, my God. Thank you. Holy s***. Was he drunk? This is not the guy I would think to throw that pass, ever. Oh, he's got deep knockout. Oh, I think he has knockout, right? It didn't light up, but I thought he had it. Mid zone. No, that was lucky. Oh, my God. I hate lucky s***. I hate lucky s*** in the game with knockouts. I just hate lucky s*** in the game with knockouts. I really do. And then that's a terrible s*** throw. Are you kidding me? Dog, is it because he's so, is it because Tim Patrick's so slow? That was the worst s*** throw I've seen. Like, dude, is it because Tim Patrick is 92 speed? Why was that? Like that throw went nowhere, dude. I cannot believe how bad a throw that was. Like, I honestly can't believe how bad a throw that was. Good knockout. That's good. Am I tripping? That throw was just not what I wanted. No, no. Oh, my God. Like they just tried. They just want me to rage my mind out. Come on, man, we got to finish this. Come on. I mean, stone. Like, come on, man. Junior, you are having the worst game of your life right now, man. I need some savings just in his own coverage. Like, it sounds sad, but I really do. I thought he'd do it at me. Oh, my God. Is that pick? Oh, Dotson, that's the game. You go to the crib right there. Oh, Dotson, you go to the crib. That's so f***ing lucky, man. That's a deep post that stops short for him, man. Stop giving these motherf***ers lucky s***, man. None of this s*** open. Let's go, man. Somebody get there. Oh, my God. There's just no way we were that f***ing slow, dude. Oh, my God, man. Like, oh, Dotson catches that pick. We're in the playoffs. If Dotson catches that pick, we are walking to the playoffs. Man. Oh, my God, man. It was easy to win with this team. Somebody else would do it. Move. Come on. Oh, you just can't run on the... You just can't run the ball on the... Like, do you guys see this? I feel like we're at the time of the game where I should be able to take some time off the clock, you know, but... Huge throw. Huge throw, Kyler. There's no way. There's no way you had to set your feet right there. Like, bro, they said... They shed instantly. I cannot run the ball on this team. This team is unrunnable. You cannot run the ball on Von Miller and Miles Garrett. I just wanted everybody to realize that running the ball has wasted a play every single time for me. No more running against this. No more. We got a score. And we get the two. Come on, boys. Let's go, man. Make them work and we go to the playoffs. Come on. Oh, my God. Come on, Dean. I'm stuck lurking. I'm just... I'm just completely stuck lurking. I... God. Just blocking the passer. There's just no way, Dean, that you're not getting out to that. Come on, man. Like, we just got to be better here. We just have to be. Just truck like that, can you? Let's go. Come on. It's just time. That's all. It's just time. I hate no huddle. I hate that. I absolutely hate no huddle with a passion, man. I really do. Oh, just because I want my zone drops and I can't set my zone drops, we get no huddles, we can't do... Like, we're just in shambles. God, man. Just use some clock here. We're all right, boys. Damn it, man. I know that's my weakness, too. I gotta be... Like, dude, it's like your user is just so pitifully slow. God, it could have been such a big run. I did not expect my voice to block that well on that play. I did not expect the blocking to be as good as it was on that play. They actually held it down right there. Let's go, Quads! Big catch, man! Big catch! 56 yarder, we can make this. We can make this and secure the game. I knew we were gonna go to 2-minute warning, so I just had to see how long it was if I could make it or anything. I feel like we just run and we kick our field goal and we win the game. It is a far field goal, though. I'm a little bit nervy. I can't lie. Toby, man, it doesn't shouldn't matter. You better hit it. But you gotta be honest with you guys. It's like I haven't kicked that many all madden bulls*** field goals with the kicker, but I'm a pro, right? We're a pro. Just saying. There we go. That's what we love to see right there, boys, huh? I can't get sacked. I just, I know I can't get sacked. I really don't care. Nah. Nothing's worth it. Nothing's worth it. Literally, nothing is worth running the ball here. There's nothing. Nothing is worth it. The game's over on that catch. Everybody's Chad's favorite play right there. Now we got our kicker, Minnesota. I don't know who this guy is, but that's why I'm a pro, boys. Come on, man. You thought? Now, the only thing that beats us is onside kick. That's why our kicker is ranked number one in the power rankings, boys. Remember that. The only thing that beats us is onside kick right now. I honestly don't even care. Even if you give up a one-play touchdown, you win 40-second play clock. Nothing matters right now. Maybe I should have put my star. I don't know how to, I don't even know what his offense is, bro. I really don't. We'll find out in the Super Bowl. We'll have a better idea, but maybe I should have put my faster guys on the outside. It looks like, I don't know. Inbounds, nice job. Snead, perfect. Perfect. Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick. Inbounds, his foot hit. Get the f- Ow! Like, who is on what? Like, what happened that play? How is nobody on a tight end? I don't know. I don't know how nobody was on him, dude. Delay fade doesn't get guarded. On a pass, commit that crazy. My delay fade doesn't get guarded. On a pat, I guess so. I guess the game is just a glitch. This game is just... Oh my god. I almost bricked. Big dub. Big dub. Big dub for the Vikings. The type of dub that could carry us. The type of dub that could carry us, boys. We'll see. Like I said, I don't really know how the tiebreaker is going to work. I am going to finish 12-5, which for me, I mean, it's a good record for this team, especially during that middle season that we had. Especially during that, you know, we had a rough little three game losing streak. But we'll see. I don't know if tiebreakers work the right way. You know, who knows, boys. All we got to do is sneak in, hopefully get some after-year goals. Hopefully get some guys boosted up here. GGs, GGs, GGs. I told you guys, he doesn't have receivers that are that crazy good. He doesn't have DBs that are that crazy good. His entire team is built around Vaan Miller and Miles Garrett. We have the counter for that and secure protectors. We traded our whole first round pick for a secure. We used one of our superstars on secure, just so we don't lose the stuff like that. If I didn't have secure protector, there's no way I moved the ball like that on defense like that ever. Because if you play a defense like that without secures, you lost before it even began. Kyler Murray, 75% completion percentage. I still feel like he smoked some throws. I mean, we gave up 340 on the air, but look, we gave us 16 incompletions, two interceptions. One was a pick six, huge first half on defense. Mixing eight carries for negative two yards, that's tough. Receiving, fire move, two tutties. Tim Patrick, big day for our boy, Tim. 116 through the air, quest with 53 yards. Joe Mixon, five catches, 71 yards, fuller head of catch. But I mean, it's all about our defense out here, boys. We had a sack and a half, Derek Brown, a sack from Dotson. JFK with half a sack, picks from McKinney and William Jackson. We got two knockouts by Sneed, Greg Jr., who was terrible actually. Dotson dropped that pick that could have sealed the game early. But honestly, that was just a huge defensive game. I just played to like, and honestly, I like that's how the games played. Like his receivers were open, but they weren't wide open and they weren't bagged because I have inside step. I felt like the receivers against his, like it was an even matchup for the most part. We had no abilities in a secondary, no abilities in wide receivers. I felt like they were open sometimes, they were bagged some other times. Honestly, I feel like I wish those abilities weren't in the game. I think it would make the game better, I don't know.