 We're doing it live in media res. Let's go Scream like a jackal and be like, ah, we died, but we're back. Yep. Okay. We're back. Oh Regenerating is hard work. Very painful. Don't suggest it Non-existence is not fun. I don't I don't know whoever told me that it was just non-existence It's not non-existence. It's something else. I don't know. Yeah, those damn pattern screamers are like, oh Existence is pain. I don't know not existing frickin sucks, man I prefer being alive would not recommend Okay, so we were I'm just gonna start with this offset because I don't know how far I got before it gave up so We got two offsets in before that crash. Let's I'm sorry. We're on offset seven Okay item number SCP 7599 level five classified top secret Containment class osoteric secondary class neutralized disruption class amida risk class critical special containment procedures Archive procedures it is imperative that scp 7599 dash one and scp 7599 dash two are never found Like my router tried to do to our stream through the help of the IRCR both instances of scp 7599 Have been contained inside of a pocket reality titled scp 7599 dash omega the location coordinates of this reality Have been permanently deleted from all IRCR and scp documents like they tried to do with our stream But we came back and white from the memories of all personnel who worked on the initial construction of scp So or sorry 7599 omega through the usage of class C retrograde amnestics if scp 7599 omega is altered anyway and scp 7599 is unable to be secured Procedure casus is to be put into action immediately and details about scp 7599 and 7599 omega Are to be temporarily given to all agents in the department responsible for safety updated containment notice as of the 1st of July 2022 scp 7599 has been neutralized 7599 omega has been destroyed and its location Has been made public to all personnel previously working on it. No further containment procedures or documentation has been deemed necessary description scp 7599 Referred to do six-sided cube shaped ice made out of black unknown substance that chemically and physically resemble plastic scp 7599's anomalous effects manifested when at least one of the instances were in close proximity to a human being That person from then on known as as an scp 7599 dash a instance Would start to experience events with odds that would over time decrease These events would initially have almost always benefited scp 7599 dash a whether directly or indirectly However as scp 7599's effects progress these events would go on to harm others scp 7599's lock led to other people's injury death and Arrangement as long as its host was not physically or materially affected after a certain point events with incredibly low Probabilities that are perceived as statistically impossible foot. No a Statistically impossible vent is divine in his event when a definite probability lower than 10 to the negative 50th power Well, not completely impossible the odds of such an event occurring are so low that they are not expected to ever happen in normal conditions And are thus considered not possible We'll begin to manifest around scp 7599 dash a such of x would lead to large harm to says scp 7599 dash a's environment and if reality allowed it and reality if allowed to continue footnote realities that face prolonged damage through the manifestation of anomalous events are prone to CK glass reality restructuring events CIRC our notes scp 7599 delta formerly reality 102 of project probanum is An abyssal reality that has faced a complete collapse before its usage in the neutralization of scp 7599 Scp 7599 delta was in partial collapse and all attempts to open permanent portals into it had proven futile However a way to enter the reality and open an entrance to it albeit temporarily had been devised scp 7599 delta housed 7000 dash delta one An unknown entity presumed to have been jack midway Doyle Previously known as SCR 7599 dash a one no other signs of life had been detected in the reality except for it and all Attempts of communication had directed to 7599 delta one see addendum 7599 one Addendum 7599 one reclassification scp 7599 was reclassified following communication between scp 7599 delta and the IRCR being set up a large Anomalous event was found to have been the culprit of the reality beginning to collapse through a CK glass reality restructuring event and Journal entries are covered from the reality showed that scp 7599 was to blame Investigations began into trying to figure out what exactly had happened led by the IRCR's communication specialist After extensive trial and error a communication or a connection with scp 7599 Dash delta one was formed on the 13th of June 2022 and is transcribed as follows Transcript of initial communication with scp 7599 delta 13th of June 2022 Specialists theodore white scp 7599 delta one Give me 2100 hours 30 minutes three minutes Connection is formed between specialists and delta via phone specialists Hello, can you hear me? One minute later. No response is heard settings are reconfigured Hello Good evening Connection cuts out once more Who am I speaking to? Mr. Doyle, who is this? Full name Jack Midway Doyle Name is researched up by on-site personnel a match is found on scp 7599 archive file. Is it you again? Are you back to torture me? You We are from the IRCR. We don't mean hostility. We're just research. Of course. It is you connection worsens Mr. Doyle, are you aware of the current situation your reality is in everyone's fucking dead? There's nothing left for you brahm My name is see a door white dr. Brahm is currently not here You the ones responsible for this you some kind of gods playing tricks with me For what? Mr. Doyle, we're trying to understand what's happened to please no need for hostility Leave me the hell alone. Fuck you. Fuck you for everything you've done to me We don't meet Communications fully end the IRCR is unable to restore them and transcript throughout the following week the IRCR on multiple occasions attempted to Converse with scp 7599 Delta one only three of which were successful Well scp 7599 Delta one showed extreme signs of hostility at first. They were able to be calmed in on the final call And were successfully interviewed by specialist theodore white on the 19th of June scp 7599 was declared the reason behind behind the CK class event in 7,000 Delta and 7599 Delta one was interrogated further about everything that occurred before the partial collapse and the journal entries had it written Shortly after 7599's true effects were discovered through the help of 7599 Delta. It was reclassified by the IRCR and contained Addendum 7599.2 neutralization proposal pros proposal for project throw the dice Proposed by senior researcher Alan Collins and Erica Brahm for review by the O5 council and the IRCR administration There is no doubt not a single one that scp 7599 will breach containment. It is an inevitable truth From the very beginning we saw how people seemed to drool over the idea of securing scp 7599 and using it for themselves It was an anomaly which had power that none of us could have imagined sure But it was still stupid to believe that it could be completely harmless Look no further than our first rounds of testing scp 7599 had the very ability to manipulate death itself Anyone who got their hands on it could have the universe's cards dealt in their favor permanently where their friend or foe Now we've seen what it really does and we've realized what we have to do Seal it away permanently and hide it not only from our enemies But also ourselves and no matter how much it seems to be working right now. It's not going to work in the long run our Containment of 7599 hinges on the fact that nobody knows or for more appropriate wording remembers the location of its pocket reality And while amnestics are effective at concealing memories They're not effective enough to wipe every remnant of the location of 7599 omega out of its architect's minds Nestics are just one of those simple methods that could be utilized to resurface those memories So the conclusion is simple and one that we can all agree on 7599 must be neutralized and it must be done quickly I'm aware that a proposal for this has been made before in the form of sending 7599 to another reality close to ours There's some undeniable problems with this idea, of course We risk many things causing irreparable damage to more realities and having 7599 returned to our reality We as the senior researchers of the is IRCR propose a similar solution one that at the very least solves one of these worries the proposal is simple We've discovered a way to open a temporary passage into 7599 Delta And we know that the entry of an object or foreign entity four into the reality would cause an almost instantaneous collapse By utilizing this entrance and having both instances of 7599 discarded into the reality We contain and effectively neutralize SCP 7599 permanently the reality collapses and no matter how much anyone tries 7599 will never be reached again. We will have no more reason to worry Of course as I'm sure most of the council is already aware This doesn't come without any adverse consequences Due to such a sudden and violent collapse other realities interconnected with 7599 Delta in our multiverse face the risk of being permanently harmed and possibly Collapsing to we can stop it from becoming a chain reaction finding its way to us But there's still relatively large chance that at least one of those six realities will be irreversibly damaged That is why there's a choice we made by the council either we put ourselves in peril or we gamble and protect ourselves against the threat That's a reared its fatal nuclear head at our true goal defending baseline reality It's time to take a chance. I trust the council will make the right choice Addendum 7599 3 proposal vote summary proposal throw the dice Contain SCP 7599 inside of 7599 Delta through the complete collapse of the reality effectively neutralizing it council vote summary 1 4 6 7 9 10 11 vote yay 2 5 12 vote nay 3 8 13 abstain status accepted Addendum 7599 for procedure 75 by 5 9 9 NTR SCP 7599 was neutralized on the morning of 30th of June 2022 following the completion of pre procedure 7599 NTR in which both instances were discarded into 7599 Delta in the presence of 10 members of the IRCR security and research departments Including Dr. Alan Collins who oversaw the process three Footnote Dr. Eric Abram was not present despite assisting Dr. Alan Collins in preparation The full collapse of 7599 Delta took 13 minutes and 27 seconds Shortly before the full collapse of 7599 Delta, Dr. Alan Collins his phone received the following email from an unknown email account To Alan Collins IRCR at skip.net from redacted redacted. I'm assuming Jack Doyle subject Nothing It's over. Thank you All attempts to trace the account the email came from have failed Procedure 7599 NTR has been deemed a success SCP 7599 has been neutralized and article Whoo Whoo Our own stream and therefore universe collapsed in the middle of this article I think that's thematic. I think I just we didn't have enough processing power to like really Like map out this article. This is a lot big brain stuff here. Oh Okay, do you want to go first or should I go first? So I'll go first only because you just spent the last hour talking and I feel so bad Really good 30 minute 30 minute 30 minute back and forth. It was nice. That was that was that was true. That was true. So First things first way too much. There's just way way too much stuff here. There's no need for this amount of Extra like the footnotes that are explaining, you know, the the town in Wisconsin like We can figure it out. Also just instant like Instance point off for not using luck Wisconsin like I keep asking people do if you're gonna use Wisconsin the luck article use luck Wisconsin, it's fine. I already put it in my luck article. It's fine So it's hardly a big issue. Also, I like the class triangle. That wasn't really that wasn't really expected But I did like that. Um, I Didn't like I don't know why they have they have the thing with the with the particle effects. It's really like it's kind of too much sometimes It doesn't really add much to the article, but you know, it's fine the thing that I really had the most problem with was one the Testing logs that didn't add anything at all. It was incredibly long and arduous and the journal entries which must have been written with I don't know. It's just like That character did not set suit well with me He like It was like, oh, yeah, the UK is just, you know, it's not nearly as interesting as you know, Milwaukee, Wisconsin But like, you know, it's pretty cool And like, you know the luck effect manifests a woman for him and she doesn't know agency once so ever It's like, uh, I don't know. I Had more stuff, but I like I just I got put yeah human brain can only hold six things and it's active memory at one time. I'm just like I just can't I I'm I'm flabbergasted So yes, I I am definitely going to downvote this article. I am with the current rating and I can explain why in a couple simple bullet points, which I wish this article took that structure to heart a little bit I'm gonna open this with a compliment author. I can tell that you can write an scp I see the skeleton of the format But yeah speaking of format There are a lot of times when you change from scp 7599 dash delta to delta a1 to a1 To using the scp before the 7599 to not using the scp before the 7599 And the formatting changes up and down so many times that I was like stumbling on my site reading because I was expecting it to have One thing and then it was another for arbitrary reasons that I can't tell Like if the dimensions one thing if the person's another if the person's another thing But also in the dimension But we're talking to the dimension like it's the person because the person's the only thing in the dimension I the formatting needed a lot of cleaning up and uh meshing together better your opening When I write an scp as I joked maybe it was in the previous stream now I am a Theater college dropout. I was too lazy to make it through liberal arts college So when you read my scp's you notice a simplicity of language A bare minimum of scientific clinical tone. I am the bottom of the barrel for this And then if you read My latest article 5542 I had that rewritten almost entirely by another author gloomy And she took my article and she said I like this And then she made the entire thing just clinical in a way that I never could have imagined. I was like, oh This is what clinical tone is supposed to be. I really like this Thank you for your help that I gave her co-writing credit because she basically rewrote my whole article But made it an scp actually Um And so that was like a level up the the the beach. It's made a cake. Oh, yeah, it's cool Beach cake and so that was a step up from my bottom of the barrel And then there's the really really really technical articles that use all of their jargon In service of the article And you're opening formatting the way footnotes go the way that you put Madison But then you put the state and the country in a footnote But earlier you didn't do that with like a uk address or something it just It's over formatted An overly technical but not in a way that tells us anything And when we got to your logs Uh for your testing logs, they gave us all of the