 Black Santa! Black Santa, did you see that last episode, boy? Eww, again, nigga. Black Santa thought that episode was such a banger. He invited me to the cookout. I'm fucking a dude. Oh, I'm in, baby! I'm in! And I'm bringing, you know what I'm bringing to the cookout? I'm bringing, um, I'm bringing chicken. I don't fall, at least. Okay, but I'm seasoning it with some of the greatest, some of the greatest season my mom taught me this, some of the greatest seasonings we've got, you know, in my culture. I got salt, I got pepper. White people. I'll probably throw a little butter on the pan, and I'm gonna try and make it just as dry as possible. I feel like people really can get behind that, like the dry taste, you know, like a, like a potato chip, you know, but for chicken. I feel like people are really into that. Holy fucking shit, man. Oh, but low-key? I don't think Julama watched the last episode. I wondered if Julama was like, bro, how'd you like the last episode? And he was like, oh, dude, like, yeah. Julama. If you really, bro, like, if you really watched it, like, if you really, like, if you really watched it, if you really watched it, you wouldn't have said that. This is your fault, you stupid little bitch. If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with alfantitis, cock, please contact your nearspike, Sam. Oh my gosh. Some of you guys were tweaking that I had, like, smudges on these glasses. It's totally an OCD thing, but honest to God, I was literally so dialed into that episode that I didn't even look at my kid. The guy was not aware. Let's get this shmotty baby coming up with one of the hottest victories I've ever had in my entire life. You've seen this video on a Friday, okay? There is a chance that new Christmas content dropped this Friday that you're watching this. However, it is not physically possible for me to record and edit and post a Wilma on the same day. So if there's anything super heat that dropped, I apologize. Either way, I don't think it really matters because we just came off the hottest tub. The guy still hasn't responded to me, bro. It is crazy though that we have these insane wide receivers and we don't even hardly utilize them. Just throwing the wide receivers is just not that good this year. I mean, DK did have a super, super clutch catch when he burned his man last game, which set us up for a field goal. And hey, we won last game by a field goal. So a lot of times I'm always going for the touchdowns, but in this scenario is very good. I went for the field goal. We made our offensive line very good. You know, obviously people got like 95 overall teams now. So like 88s, don't, they look good compared to what we used to see in a Wilma, but they really don't cut it. Some areas where we really actually can improve, even though it doesn't look like it. Cornerback three, Justin Simmons, you're kind of a liability low key. Fred Warner's been really good. I don't got to mess with Fred Warner. Devin White's really good too. Honestly, Lawrence Taylor, so if there's anything I can really upgrade, it's going to be Justin Simmons for sure. Isaiah still are Simmons, really. It's going to be the Simmons. And I like our DNs. Another really big thing that we need to get back is a focused kicker, dude. No, offensively, I would definitely keep juicing our offensive line if I can. Also, I just want to say rest in peace to Marius Thomas. That shit is so sad. And I've been getting a lot of comments about it. So I just want to say a little something. I wonder if EA will give him a tribute card. I don't know if that's kind of like, I don't know, taboo, but definitely give a good tribute up to the boy. All right boys, our first spin of the day. Our last first spin ended up being Horriblex. I only scored one touchdown, but it's going to be one, oh. This is a jackpot. Let me go on the sleeper app and see what's on the waiver wire. So I can get any single player, but they had to be on the waiver wire, okay? By the way, if you're wondering what this app is, it's Sleeper. They were our first ever sponsor on MMG Live. If you want the app, go to MMG Live on YouTube and click one of the links in the description that has the download there. That would do me a huge solid. If you want the app. Fuck, I'm selling out even when I'm not supposed to, but all right, hold up. Any player off the waiver, so Olimon obviously are not going to be on the waiver. So that's not going to help. I don't think I really want a quarterback, even if any of these had a good card. Rex Burkhead, Dantro Hilliard, Gavin Iguabique, Mike Davis, Amir Abdullah, Sharpenny. Okay, the waivers are going to look better in this league because the people in this league are not very good at fantasy football. Does Chase Clipwood have a good card in this game? He's an okay card. Mr. Celebrate when the clock's running. Stupid. Five seconds. Four seconds. Three seconds. Sorry. There's a Tavon Austin and Tavon Austin is, damn. There's a 90 overall, 92 speed Tavon Austin. I'm really digging deep here to like make something up. I was really hoping there'd be a kicker on waivers that I could pick up. But this Tavon Austin is actually sick. It's a 90 overall blitz Tavon Austin. 92 speed, 92 acceleration Tavon Austin. Oh boy. You know, as much as I love this James Robinson, there's one thing I will say, I know this might piss me off, right? Because I love my James Robinson, but backfield master is so OP. Like this Tavon Austin can probably get backfield master and James Robinson can't because he's a power back. And if I could give him a backfield master, oh, I would be so excited dude. All right, Damon Harris, you're coming out for Tavon Austin, who is a lot faster, but a lot weaker. He has 28 trucking. All right boys, our first wheel spin. Hey, he's on the waivers, okay? Our first wheel spin is an interesting one. Our second wheel spin, give me, I don't know how, but a kicker would be so sick. Oh, oh, oh, yes! Oh my God, yes! Wait, Tavon Austin! Tavon Austin's about to get set back to hell. This is a player, plus or minus one overall swap. I can take out one player on my team and sum them up for any player within one overall. I could take out Tavon Austin and put in 90 overall, Young Way Koo. I should have depth at other positions. Let me see if there's something else I could do this with. Stefan Tua, he is no longer even usable right now, because Montez Sweat took his spot. I'm gonna remove Stefan Tua from my lineup. All right, so Tua is out. Technically, I could get a 91 overall kicker, but I want Young Way Koo. Hey, I love Venus Guy, I love Young Way Koo. Black Santas protected me from the racism right now, but I'm gonna let you guys connect the dots, all right? All right, so we're six and one, honestly, I had like an abysmal attempt at the challenge real last, last game. Like I didn't even get close, no way. I'm so, dude, I'm so glad we kept Tavon Austin now. A hundred yards with a backup. It could be a hundred yards with Kyle Pitts. It could be 50 rushing yards with Tavon Austin and 50 receiving yards with Tavon Austin. Has to be one player, but it's scrimmage yards. So, Tavon Austin doesn't need a hundred rushing yards, but I think what I'm gonna do if it's realistic within the game plan, I'm gonna try and get Tavon Austin a hundred rushing, a hundred receiving. Jesus, 50 rushing, 50 receiving-ish. Young stack live. What do you got, big baller? Patrick Sertain, Mike Keynes, and Patrick Mahomes? Not a God squad. I smell not a God squad. Let's just start with a sack. Uh-oh, I blitzed a corner. See what he's going for here. Let's get on the QB, baby. Oh, play action. Oh my God, why are you getting so many yards? I need yards with Tavon Austin. I need a hundred yards with Tavon Austin. Gonna go half back. Oh, he does it! He throws a pick to Simmons! Let's go! Let's go! I did that a little too slow. I needed to start moving a lot sooner. Okay, this is gonna be so cheesy, but, bro, but I think it's called gun. Gun doubles half back week, and the substitution is Tavon Austin. I think this puts Tavon Austin in on my favorite play ever, shake half back corner. Yeah, unless he uses this or is running something really good, this is probably over. He's in man, but I think Tavon Austin should be able to burn a linebacker he does. He might go for a touchdown! Oh, he switched off. But that's 40 yards already with Tavon Austin. Let's give it an inside zone. Give me some blocks, boys. Great blocks! A little juke! I didn't need a juke, I should have known. That's five yards on this. 45 yards, Tavon Austin. Now we're gonna give him a little out route, and we're gonna roll left, and let's see if he can just burn his linebacker. Yup, yup. I almost could throw that. If I was a sketchy bastard, I could have thrown that, but I didn't wanna risk him lurking it. Oh, look at Waller. Actually, look at literally anybody. So what is my face cam doing, bro? What is wrong with you? Just imagine my face freaking out, you guys. Guess I'm going for two. Oh, J-Rubb! Holy shit, I'm a god. I'm a god! Camera, I gotta make it to the Wheel-Mop playoffs, all right? So, squeak this out. It's first to 10. Another run from Derek Henry, but Devin Wood's there this time. Let's go. Play action. Let's cover. Right here, right here, right here, right here. Oh, torched. Morven. I call them Morven. Marvin Jones just torched Ramsey? I don't know how he did that, but hey, we got a one-point lead. Kind of very clean. We got a two-point lead. Let's get a few more yards. Tayvon. Oh, he's gonna be wide the fuck open. Wait, we can get 100, right side! We can get 100 if you're bonus! I literally just went at 100 already. Oh, he's gonna go with it manually. Oh, he really didn't get to it. AJ Green's gonna snag this one. We're gonna run through, make up! And then get fucking cracked. 62 scrimmage yards. So if I got all 35 here with Tayvon, I'd be at 97. Stop running main coverage. Stop. What are you doing? Don't run something else. I'm not even proud of that touchdown. Oh, I got bazooka already! I know, it's run and gun. Perfect pass accuracy while throwing on the run. Let's bring Metcalf all the way across and let's roll right. Let's go, Josh! You don't need a skate artist, baby. 16 to six! Let's go! Get up! Oh my god. Get on the quarterback so fast that he just can't do that. Yep, get to him. Head back! Lurked! Picture back! Let's go and run to the right! Come on, baby! Oh, I didn't see all those wide receivers. I thought that was Galaxy Brain. Either way, let's go! I think we could get our challenge. We could get our challenge done. Right now, if I throw this to Tayvon Austin, as well as, wait, get open. Get open? Yes, sir. No, I was gonna say and a rage quit, but I didn't get to throw off. Shit, dude, that was another touchdown, bro. I swear to God, that was gonna be run and gun again. He's gonna run to it. All right, we'll just throw away J. Green. We'll just throw away J. Green. We'll get a little juke. All right, please don't quit. Please don't quit. Please don't quit. Please don't quit. I need to throw one more Tayvon Austin before you quit. I did it! Catch this shit! Oh! He got it! That's over 100 with Tayvon Austin. Let's go! I'm gonna throw one more. Oh my God. Can you run something different, bro? Ah, shit, wait, he did. Let's go cap to the end zone. He should be able to burn him. Oh, just kidding. You know, even though we're out, we're outmatched numbers-wise, I'm gonna go for this. Okay! Great blocking, boys. This guy loves his blitzes. What the fuck? James Robinson, you're supposed to run a fucking route. I'm gonna go guard this poster out. I'm gonna use a Montez Sweat, because why not? Can't stop me. That's fine. J.R. Alexander, get the pitch! Oh! No! Oh, they are Henry's fast ass. Damn it. Let's get back out there, boys. Oh, Darren Waller, you're just too open, bro. Get inside? Bro, tell me a Darren Waller fucking corner route is not a touchdown right now. I swear it is. Oh my God. No, Josh! Joshie Pooh! You gotta fucking put some air under that puppy. All right. Oh, sheesh. Oh, sheesh. Good catch! Get in there, Darren Waller! The juke- Oh, yes! Yes! Yes! We're into the playoffs, baby! Oh my God. After that last game, bro, after that last game, we deserved a gimme into the playoffs. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Boys. All right, boys. First things first. Let's get a rage quit wheel spin and see how we can add to the team. That's huge. Going into the playoffs right now with this. Is that enough? Yes! Oh my God. Oh my God. 93, okay. Any, literally any 93 player in the game. Any 93 overall or a 92 with a power up. We really don't need a hat pack. We don't need a quarterback. Left guard center wouldn't be horrible. Dude, it's crazy. I don't know what to get. But I think I'm gonna get a detackle, actually. Actually, no. I'm gonna go right. I'm gonna go left guard. I was not getting a lot of pushes for run plays. Yeah, I'm gonna get Larry Allen. So I'll buy him and then I gotta go buy his power up and fully gas him. Larry Allen is gonna get promoted to starter significantly better than Joe Thune who I have in right now. Actually in every single stat. Excited to run behind him. We also get one of any pack in the store thanks to our challenge wheel. So in a bow nose pack, there's an 86 plus overall bow nose player. We're basically going for the Hail Mary here. We're hoping that we can get one of the 95 overall crazy bow nose players. There's like Barry Sanders, Dan Diordorf. There's a bunch of crazy shit in these. So I think I'm guaranteed more of a legend fantasy pack. But my team's already so good. I gotta go for Hail Mary and I don't even get to fucking see it. Okay. Let me see the pack. Yes, let's go. There's the most feared player in here. Andrew Dowell, power up Miles Garrett. That is not a high damn. Hail Mary did not work. Alan Lizar, we do get damn. So we got Miles Garrett and his power up. Pretty dope, actually, but obviously we can't use it. All right, boys. Absolutely massive W. We have made it to the playoffs. So next episode, you will see me in the playoffs. I think that's Sunday. Yeah, Sunday, you're going to see the wild card. So let's pray that we clutch up. Let's play our absolute best Madden. Let's get it done, boys. Thanks for watching as always. I will see you then. Peace.