 It's so stupid. It's positively bruised Yep, shawlamain the guy Andrew Schultz. We are a brilliant idiots back for another week of brilliant idiotness Andrew, how are you sir? I'm good my brother. How are you? I saw you traveling bro? I went to ask my white people figured it out, bro What happened? They just figured it out What do you mean? They just figured it out, bro. They know what to do these billionaires just figured out how to live Where'd you go to Aspen, Colorado? It's just a mountain tiny little town where like billionaires push out the millionaires I had no business being there everything mad expensive just in the middle of nature and Just white people whiting bro. I hate my book agent my book agent Jan owns the house out there She been trying to get me to come out there for a while. You'll be that's some get-out shit You better be careful that go there with wax A lot of people go to Aspen though Yeah, black and white. I've been here by Aspen for years I didn't when they when it when it's when it snows up there is it don't snow you around do it No, no, but I didn't see anybody that wasn't white. I mean, I saw people that weren't white like working probably because Relaxing no probably cuz of the season you actually kind of late on ask me a lot of people been going to ask me for years It was in the movie Dumb and Dumber. Oh Yeah, of course like but the the thing with Aspen is interesting is like They say at least that the billionaires push out the millionaires like so when we were going there There was a line of private jets and there's so many private jets who were parked at the smaller airport There was there that some of the rich motherfuckers that were coming there had to stop and veil and drive Because there wasn't any room for their private jets to land. How crazy is that? Oh, yeah, that's how the Caribbean is in the around New Year's really the holidays. Hell. Yeah You go to like I love going there and Gula and Gula or Turks are St. Bart's those places like that. Yeah, the little tiny airports there be filled with PJs Yeah, and and and you know, it's all the big dogs because when you drive by the airport You'll see like the Puma jet mm-hmm the Nike jet. You know what I'm saying like You know, you know who's on the island based off what what what corporate jet is there? Yeah, so they take the corporate jet on that private vacation. You see how they do is he had a right shit off I mean, is he had a rich? Yeah, but it's not it's for work. If you're the CEO It's how the rich stay rich Charlotte, but nah, um, yeah the week was good. How about you man? What'd you get into? I Was at the house Like I've been for the past you need to go outside fucking March I'm starting to get worried about you. I don't think you've left the house in four months And I think I'm gonna be honest with you. What's crazy. I don't even know if I don't know how I would be around people at this point Probably how you always have been just wildly inappropriate And somehow charming at the same time probably Probably probably like a cuz I a lot of that is defense mechanisms, right, right? Yeah It's like, uh, I don't know how my social anxiety would be I've left the house one time when I went to South Carolina for two weeks. Mm-hmm. Other than that I've been playing the crib. Yeah, I enjoy it though. I'm at the point now. Well, all I want to do is Make my house Like my primary place of residence Everything I wanted to be but aren't you moving? Yeah, so the new spot is the one that you're trying to make it I mean, it's my new spot is my spot I mean now is like that but the new spot is really gonna be like I Really don't have to leave if I don't want to really Oh, yeah, absolutely. And then, you know, I think the past four or five months has even changed things Professionally right because a lot of the things that we do they really don't require us to be any goddamn place Hmm, you know what I mean? Like my world is is literature and audio You know TV every now and then but I don't have to go no fucking way Do you feel like the quality has reduced though very much so that's the thing like I think it's better I think we're better when we're in the same room I think what they were different than a lot of other people where like we've been doing this so long We can't do it over zoom, but the energy still I hate it when you're in a room man. I hate to zoom I hate to do interviews I hate watching shit on TV that that's zoomed the fuck out like it's over, bro But the fucking mask on get your hand sanitizer They get your hand sanitizer and then you know pull up pull up to a studio and do it Welcome to the studio there man put your money where your mouth is as soon as they say it's safe to Come back to I hard studios and I'll come To the brilliant Oh shit. Oh shit. I'm gonna start building it right now Let's start building it right now Listen, let's get in the um positively brilliant and what a fucking idiot. What did you see this week? That was positively brilliant. What did you see that made you say what a fucking idiot shows? I think what I saw this week. There was positively brilliant But at the same time what a fucking idiot Was this a DNC did you watch any of the Democratic National Convention? I watched the first night Had to turn it off last night. It was just too fucking boring bro. It's unbelievably boring It's all you know why cuz it's old and white and that's not what the Democrats should be at this point I don't know if that's why it's boring. I just think it's exactly why it's boring Don't don't don't you stand up for your team and I'm not talking about Democrats. I'm talking about whiteness. Yeah I mean like this is old Listen, you know how much black people love old white shit. We don't oh, yeah, you know, you don't fuck with the godfather Yeah, probably not nope. Yeah I don't fuck with the godfather Oh, I'm all white people are whacking boring, huh? Okay, I was I was looking at them rap album covers before we Scarface scarface was the was the hip hop shit you saying that God the godfather did not influence Album like not like scarface. Oh Not like scarface calm. Oh, are you not crazy right now? Reasonable album. He's on the front front like he's Italian Yeah, but now I think that was cuz that was scarface's Cuban bro The mafia the mafia definitely influenced hip-hop. That's all white people. That's a fact. That's a fact Scarface the movie was was so influential and that's all white person to Al Pacino all white Yo, oh white people bro aspen aspen influences hip-hop dog That's where the culture gets his influences broke what nobody likes old white politicians But tell me why nobody's like any politicians. I mean Michelle Obama spoke right everybody's talking about that. She's not old and white That's what I mean though. That's a perfect example, right? You got a headliner, right? If I'm a let's look at it like let's look at it like a comedy. Oh, I know what what the fucking idiot was Sorry, I know what what a fucking idiot was but what it was Beto O'Rourke said that Donald Trump is the most racist president in history. They're presidents that have People yeah Literally owned human beings. Well, Joe Biden said that a couple weeks ago. That's why I gave him donkey today for the exact same reason I didn't even hit Beto O'Rourke said it but um Michelle is a perfect example of what I'm talking about, right? You got Michelle Obama headlining Michelle Obama represents Pretty much the newness of the Democratic Party like the last time the Democratic Party was really cool and People really fucked what it was when the Obama's were in the White House, right? So you got Michelle Obama headlining So why not have Keisha Lance bottom-speaking Stacy Abrams AOC like your young young stars. Oh, yes, today. Yeah for 60 seconds on a night that Jill Biden headlined That's literally like That's like going to a comedy show where Dave like Dave Chappelle or somebody edgy is the headliner But you got like I don't fucking know who somebody clean cut Jimmy Jimmy Gaffigan, I don't eat Jim's clean. Oh, yeah crystal. Oh, I didn't know that but see that's what I'm saying like That's that it should have been somebody that reflects the headliner is what I'm saying Yo, so I really wonder what year Minorities are gonna start to learn that the Democratic Party not certain politicians within it But a Democratic Party the system that is a Democratic Party doesn't give a fuck about them. I Understand AOC cares. I understand Keisha Lance bottom cares I understand Stacy Abrams cares But the people who pull the strings in that party are not putting them in the powerful positions AOC's earning hers you get regards if you like if you like her or not But we're also a part she is earning her spotlight and I gotta give her for that No, why cuz AOC knows how to she knows the game, bro She knows how to play politics, but then she also knows how to stay in good with her base That's why even though it was procedure yesterday to do what she did. Mm-hmm. She stood on the fact I want a I endorse Bernie Sanders as president, but I'm gonna vote for Joe And I'm gonna campaign for Joe But I'm endorsing Bernie Sanders as president that goes so far with her base Even though that's part of the procedure of the whole DNC convention anyway Yeah, but it still keeps her in good favor and makes her look like a leader for the future But by the way, that is the Democrats leaders of the future like those aren't the people who got No, see those are the people those are the people who got now. We'll see I think so I think the party the party line is gonna do what the party doesn't as long as the party has power And they're in control. They're gonna keep on uplifting those figures within the party that Do exactly what they're told and that's why they don't fuck with Bernie because he don't do what he's told And they won't fuck with AOC cuz she doesn't do what she's told and they will keep supporting the people that do what they're told Like Kamala It's kind of it's kind of hard to say Bernie doesn't do it do what he's told well He kind of does you know Definitely Cuz he hasn't made any kids he hasn't he they haven't made enough concessions to Bernie They're not leaning in the progressive. Yeah left his fuse Yeah, and I'm sure he's been promised a place in the administration I don't know if they'll give him a place, but maybe they will maybe you're right I'm just yeah, you're right about person Bernie likes a front like he's a rebel But he doesn't want to tussle when it gets down to it He's not really to be in the trenches exactly and they got him leading task force And it's not like he has radicals like senator Nina Turner on his task force and sitting in the Turner with somebody That's rode with him during both of his presidential cycles But I can't and then he's she's not on the task force because they told him You don't want need on the task force cuz Nina said some wild shit about Joe Well, not not some wild shit but wrote a op-ed about Joe telling the truth about Joe back in January So I can't sit here and say he doesn't tell what he's told do what he's told all politicians fall in line They all told a party line at some point Yeah, or the line of their supporters are the line of their supporters Or you redefine or you redefine the line, I think that's what we're hoping that new pop I haven't seen one do it yet. I mean, I think Trump definitely did it for Republicans like he flip that whole shit You might not his line is like this a little squiggly. You can't a little yeah Yeah, yeah, you can't you can't even follow his line. Yeah, and do you want do you want that line? Yeah, exactly. No, you don't want that line, but he did redefine it I guess that's what I'm trying to say he redefined Republican thinking so To me that gives a good way though regardless of whether it's a good way or bad way, right? It might not be That matters To me it's not It matters, of course on our everyday life when I'm saying in terms of politics When I see that I go, oh shit, that means a new type of Democrat can come in and redefine what Democrats are Like that means what I'm going is oh shit It's possible to come from outside the political system and then redefine the system you're in And I guess I'm hoping that a new Democrat can do that in the same way Or a new centrist ideally can do that in a way someone who could really kind of bring Both sides back to the middle a little bit because they went too far right and too far left I think when it's all said and done, Donald Trump gets thrown all the way under the bus Yeah, maybe yeah by those by those by those same Republicans who seem to be falling in line now because at the end of the day None of them are going to sacrifice the party For one for one individual and you know, John Kasich said some ill shit on cnn the other night And that was actually one of the most profound things I've ever heard a politician say John Kasich said um What did he say I'm not he said he said he said the party is my vehicle But it's not my master Right, I think I think that makes a lot of sense Like the party can be your vehicle But don't let it be your master like if you have been a politician and you've been A republican or a democrat and that's the vehicle you've used to Navigate your your way through Your career and where you are now Fine, if you'd if it shaped your values fine, just don't let it be your master and because when you see something that's wrong And that that vehicle is being driven by somebody that's taking you in the wrong direction Somebody got to be smart enough to step outside of the car and say whoa, wait a minute. Right. What are we doing? Right? And that makes sense. That's that's why that's why John Kasich spoke at the goddamn DNC And not the RNC, right? So hey, yeah um, another thing I saw uh that make that made me say, uh, what a fucking idiot is John John how you pronounce his last name Taylor? Falk or John Falk. Mm-hmm. Yeah John Falk is a radio broadcaster for the Charlotte Hornets, right? Uh, the other day he tweeted out Shot making in this jazz niggers game is awesome Murray and Mitchell going back and forth. What a game Now he didn't mean to say that Kind of wild bro. All right Auto correct. Hey, that's how you auto correct. How does nuggies turn the niggers? Listen, I don't know you gotta ask Tim Cook about that shit, but for real, dude That's on apple. That's on apple android someone threw an m word in that fucking tweet, bro He said he said something that was interesting. He said that um, He takes full responsibility, right? Why I'm not taking full responsibility for my smartphone, bro Let me tell you something I haven't but if I ever do say the m word, I don't take responsibility for that Not not not in a tweet. Not at any time. Even if I say it now, I didn't say it Oh, you don't have to worry about that if you say it now if it came out It wasn't me. Who was it you? Well, you better. Hey, you better hope the camera's not rolling and this audio not rolling Hey, first of all, I've never said it. I don't know how the fuck we've talked this much I mean hours and hours a week and it's never even been slipped out But if it does slip out, yeah I didn't say it but if you say it in a tweet, I'm just saying But the u is next to the eye. I was photoshop No, first of all, taylor that u is not is the u next to the eye But it's it's not the n word. It's nuggets It's nuggets taylor and you gg ets. No, I know that but I'm saying oh, but it maybe he's spelled n i g g ets Bro, if you spell n u nuggets the n word the n word ain't popping up, bro If you was trying to spell nickel, maybe and I It didn't bite all you gonna make me type this word into my fucking phone, bro Ain't no nuggets. If you type in nuggets, they know there's no way n i g g er s is coming up, man No, I'm not saying is oh, he's saying it's coming up because I'm saying that you if he's while he's typing it And he's typing it. Oh, I'll be honest with you. Why does it even let us type the n word? That's fucked up I just typed it right now typed in my phone Really? Yeah, but the red directs they don't even let you say fuck doesn't it switch it to duck No, you could say you should switch the n word to that you could this should switch to diggers They're out here digging If you go switch the word fuck to duck, why can't you switch the n word to diggers? No You shouldn't even do that. We had this conversation white people shouldn't say anything that has ignorant What about You're right. We did That's not eager No nigger not eager Even that sounds crazy I would I don't even like you know what I don't like saying that word where like you're bothering people that you know, you know You know that is Yeah, you're nagging someone if you're nagging someone you are a I would not even say that What I said. Yeah, that's that's too close Yeah, that's that old southpawk joke, but yeah, you can't I wouldn't even say the word I wouldn't say anything with eager in it because here's the thing. What about this guy charlemagne What about this? My favorite type of potato chips are salt and vin Nope You're gonna be isn't it you're gonna get beat up. I'm trying to I'm trying to ask it for potato chips charlemagne Yes And this climate you fool come on I have to go with cool ranch have a have a have a high emotional IQ You know what it means to have a high emotional IQ to not say anything that resembles the n word Yes to have a high emotional IQ is to understand how others may Perceive something. Yes our our takes something you got to be smart enough to know that like it's why put yourself in that position But we have to get rid of all racist words then like karen Karen is in racist Yeah, but have you seen them you seen them trying to claim karen's racist karen's just another word for annoying Bro, it's so it's literally what it is But it's so funny how everybody's a victim everybody wants their bad word that you can't say if you've seen people It's literally everybody pointing to think everybody wants their own form Of oppression bro, and by the way, it's not only that it's like when you were a kid in school If you got in trouble you wanted everybody else to get in trouble too Like if you get in trouble you want your brothers and sisters to get in trouble and your cousins and well, he did it And he did it. That's what adults are doing right now. Yeah, dude Let's look at what they're doing Sad I will I will say that that that that's charlotte hornets announcer though. Um They say that if you have typed the word that much in your phone, that's why it automatically pops up I don't I don't believe that though Oh Yeah, I write fuck all the time it still changes. It's a duck Yeah, I don't believe that I don't believe that I've tried No, I add fuck to my dictionary and now it's and now it doesn't oh Well, she was fucking a dictionary. Yeah But now that's weird because I've never typed the n-word, but it let me type the n-word You see dl got ran down on in the airport for what? Don't worry about it Keep digging your grave Um The l security had to intervene. What happened this week in the airport He got ran down on for what? Um, angela angela stanton king ran down on him and was like y'all wanted y'all want you to keep that same energy You be having for black trump supporters all that coon talking everything else. Let me hear what you let me hear what you got to say And what do you say? Angela's not no little woman. Yeah, what do you say? Um, he said that he told her of your uh, uh, uh, Trump's uh, that that was an interesting story to me too because Dale said he told her that if you are a black trump supporter, you're absolutely a coon She said she ran down on him and told him She wanted to uh, confront him about all the shit that he he talks and he Called his security to intervene to me. I think they're both telling the truth is just two different perspectives You know what I'm saying like they're both telling the truth on a woman That's that's who you should call the security on why? Are you a grown man? What you gonna do fight a woman? No, you could just be like, excuse me No She's big Even if she's not big You know, you you you'll never win as a man having any type of confrontation with a woman Whether it's verbally whether it's physically like what's the point? Like nah to have your security Intervene and say hey, let them diffuse the situation not you I guess they got to diffuse it though. I can't have be like sickened dudes on a woman That just feels uncomfortable too. No, they got a job to do you got to diffuse the situation Yeah, I don't know. I don't feel comfortable just calling four dudes and like manhandle a woman, bro I mean, I didn't say manhandle Am I saying Oh, does it feel weird to put words in people's mouth? Does it feel weird like we didn't just do that with me for the last seven years? Yo, why are you sickened men on women, bro? Why you why are you sickened for burly ass dudes? And telling them to attack a woman, bro. The L part about it is show Uh, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Show us created a number of bodyguards at the L I did bro. All I said was security show said four Of dl's bodyguard manhands her god damn. Yeah five white guys, too Why would you have six five white men on a little black woman? Why would you do that? You should it had nothing wrong with that because like women women and I'm sure this situation wouldn't have went that way Well, let's not act like a woman can't walk up to you and Attack you. Oh, no, I'll call the police on a woman for sure Why wouldn't you in the second we start arguing and she's gonna get physical in any way I'll call the police immediately. Yes a hundred percent. That's smart. Let's get out the way like calling the police Why we go phone and run police run police Hey, yo, my my nine one one this woman is acting up She's tried to attack me. I'm just getting the fuck out the way You'll never That can never go good for you as a man But what else did you see that called you to say what a fucking idiot positively brilliant Yo, you know what I saw that was I don't know which one it is But that girl that says she sucked off those seven uh basketball players all from the same team in a room You didn't see that bro No, there's this thought that was on adam 22's podcast and like she said once she was She was getting fucked by this one dude who worked for the team and then I guess He called up like the team players and they all came over and then she just sucked them off in a circle Together swallowed each nut and then went to the next one and then to the next one and then to the next one What team was that the Chicago balls? Oh, the brooklyn nuts. What team is better brooklyn nuts is better What team did she suck off? The utah jizz the denver nope What what do you want did she say Uh, no no she didn't say and everybody's trying to speculate what it was but yo is that let's have that conversation Is that odd? What do you mean? I don't know if I'm getting head with after another dude Busting the girl's mouth and she swallows. I don't think I'm getting head right away She got a drink of like a Pepsi or something like that like something with some carbonation to kill that sperm before I'm putting my dick back up in there Because you can't let your dick be like squishing around in her mouth with all the other guys nut But that's that's the same thing is when guys run trains. I've never I've always thought that was strange Yeah, that is peculiar But there's something about the fluid coming out which should end it You know what I mean Like once fluid is out then it's gay I'm gonna be honest with you. I thought she was about to say to me Isn't it odd that she wanted to suck seven different guys off But yeah, you put it on the dudes Yeah, I think it's on the dudes at that point because really yeah Because if I'm a dude and there's seven girls in the room and I think all them are hot I'm like, yeah, like fuck all these girls but If I'm a dude and there's one girl and then like six of my boys are in a room with me and they all got their dicks out And I got my dick out And then she's swallowing the nuts too. It's just I'm not putting my dick Where yeah, I've never understood that especially like you're a basketball player. There's no shortage of women You don't have to ration out The woman Like they all came on her though. That's why I take that's even crazier What do you mean they all came like she sucked them off and then when they all them are ready to come They just came in. No, I don't think they timed it. They didn't time it. That's crazy I don't even make no sense. How but these guys are basketball players. They're not porn stars I mean that that's tell her how could you possibly believe that 17 is right one mouth That means that she got everybody to climax and they all held their nut No, no, no, they all held their nut until the very last person was ready to come And then they all busted off now. I've gotten head before Andrew, you've gotten head before Taylor. You've given head before how long does it take usually to Make a guy come I don't know. I think it really for me depends on her relationship with her father The worst that relationship the quicker I'm able to climax I know that has an odd correlation, but it seems to be true based on my research What does that mean? I want to explain a little bit You see this guy right here, bro, you've been hugging too many trees, bro You know who hasn't been hugs the girls that give them good dick sauce Show me let's say you would say you was bog bog de bog de. Yeah. What's going on? Yeah, I thought you were bog de Oh, I'm trying to figure it out like Come on, bro. Come on fix that stuff. I know. Hey, I know one thing I know seven men didn't simultaneously buffs off on one woman. That's a fact. It was one after another and that's what makes it But once one put one once one guy comes in a threesome If there's two guys and one girl once one guy comes it's over. It sounded me like she owned the room Say what? On the room She's owning it necessarily because she's on her knees doing it to them whereas Wait, what is that what she said? I'm just saying like are they were they going down on her too? Like as they did they all ate her pussy at the same time They did I'm just saying I wanted I want to call her wanting it as much. She's not only if she's getting owned Uh, it depends Bro, if you eat seven pussies in a row and they don't do nothing to you you got owned bro them pussies owned you Or maybe I like eating pussy Yeah, and they took advantage of your joy because if I like eating pussy, that's a buffet Say what if I like eating pussy, that's a buffet of seven different flavors Oh If because and by the way, some guys do like that some guys really get off Just eating women out. So in that person's minds They won. They like yo, you wouldn't believe what happened last night. I ate seven different women out And some girls like giving hate That's yo, yo, that's true. That's another thing that you gotta Don't talk about your sexual proclivities with us, you know what I mean, but but where did this story end though? All right guys, let's take a break for a second because you know what I need to get you You have some discounts on food. I need to make your life easier. 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I don't know whether you blame them For telling their story or talking or telling a story or do you blame the media for printing anything? And it's not even print it's it's that social media era of just being able to post anything You just need content or you just run with shit like oh here This is what it is That's a good point man. Like that's that shit is dangerous, bro. It's been dangerous, but you know Who is responsible? I guess we're all a little bit responsible if we're talking about it if we're reading it. We're enjoying it. We're indulging in it You brought it up too Who brought it up? I think it was Taylor Taylor brought it up I um, I don't know who's responsible because I feel like you stop trying to blame me Everybody's allowed to tell their story, right? Yeah Like if you're a part of the story or if you have a perspective on the story if you was there You're allowed to tell it because there's always three sides Unless we agree not to tell the story and then the truth even if you agree You can't that that stuff don't matter no more NDAs and shit don't matter, but it should It doesn't it should you know why you know why because motherfuckers ain't getting hit hard enough with them lawsuits That means if you if you on podcast or you on the radio like I They know what it is a lot of these motherfuckers ain't never been sued for the shit They be chat so they think that they could say whatever the fuck they absolutely You've been sued for the shit that you chatting and you realize how easy it is to lose fucking money That's why the word allegedly matters You know what i'm saying? That's why if there's facts about a case facts about a situation You should be very accurate and laying those facts out because you're not allowed to have An opinion on the facts or something You know what I mean if the facts are there And you still choose to ignore those facts to push whatever narrative you pushing Oh, you're gonna get hit with that lawsuit and oh you're gonna lose some money quite quickly Better believe it So everybody just really really really needs to be uh cautious When it comes to that shit that they that they just be chatting Because that shit will come back to bite you in the motherfucking ass. Yeah Yeah I even the guy last week who said Michael B. Jordan was flirting with him. What is that? He was he was at Michael B. Jordan's house or something. He was in a I don't know if he was an assistant or Or something. I mean and I was just like what happened with that He was like an assistant and he was in his closet and supposedly Michael B was like I was supposed to kiss right now and then that was it. Wait, wait, wait, wait, what? Can't he just say that sarcastically? Yeah, maybe or maybe he didn't say it at all No, but like he feels excited. I didn't have Michael didn't have no shirt on it's his fucking house Yeah, why you got to be clothed in his house? Also? Why are you in the closet? You probably took so much courage to come out And then the guy goes I'm not trying to out anybody but Like, huh I don't know man. We just Very very very Also like an era and I know you you would think if you're a gay dude that like You went through coming out of the closet like what that was for you and like how difficult that was You would think that you would have some empathy For someone let's say hypothetically he was closeted You think you would have some empathy for somebody in that situation and you would yes You would if you had any tech whatsoever you would allow them to come out when they feel comfortable Absolutely. Yeah, this dude's a cornball. Whoever came out said it But nobody cares about empathy when this thing right here is in their face when this thing right here is in their face All they're thinking about is how can I get people to listen? What will I be able to say today that's going to make people gravitate towards me are said platform Like I have no problem with anybody Going out Sharing their story if they feel like they're a part of the story if they have a perspective on the story Well, boy, if you're lying I want people to start putting the full cork press on mother. Yeah, I like that So who is it? Maybe that's on us. Maybe that's on us to start putting the press when people lie about us I think you have to man. I love to ingest in people Immediately sue those two Anonymous people. Yep Who who who accused him of rape? You know what I mean? Like when you when people come out and they do stuff like that Yo, sick the lawyers on them immediately. You know, you saw you saw what they did. Uh, I mean like hulk hogan Well, he was I guess sponsored by the guy peter feel but they took out vulture. I think it was vulture. Maybe not vulture Oh, yeah, yeah, I do remember that. No, it wasn't vulture. No, it was another one. What was it? Gawker gawker gawker And uh, apparently the reason why the guy peter feel funded that is because gawker Wrote an article way back in the day outing him peter feel is a Homosexual but he was I guess closeted at the time he was private by the time and they outed him So he had like a vendetta against them and then with the hulk hogan situation He put all his money behind him and then shut that fucking magazine down because the lawsuit was too much They couldn't afford to pay it and low key. I respect it. Who the fuck are you to tell my personal business? You know, you know, who you know, who should be held accountable in these situations? um, the platforms youtube Instagram I don't buy their Facebook you don't want that. You don't want that. No, I'm gonna tell you why we want that We did we do want that because every other platform has to get held accountable if I get on Breakfast club and I say something that's not true. Guess who gets to Yes, I 105 I heart everybody gawker gawker says something that's not true Then guess who gets sued right gawker gawker print something new york times print something That's not true. Guess who gets sued new york times. So facebook twitter instagram everybody else they got to do a better job of Filtering out the lies And the bullshit That's not freedom. You you that you can have by the way, you can have freedom of speech You're just not free of the consequences of that speech. So if you've got somebody on a platform That's spreading some falsehoods about some bodies spreading some bullshit about somebody When you sue that person Name the platform and the lawsuit too So the reason why I would give you pushback on that is because um, when you just named breakfast club Breakfast club is a business that is responsible for the entities that it hires Um, facebook is not putting out this information people are using The outlet the facebook is to put out the information so suing Facebook would be the same as suing the radio waves Like deep dive. Listen, you see i'm gonna say no i'm gonna tell you why i don't see what you just see Let me just explain the difference, right? It's like okay. It's a difference between suing Verizon fios for something that somebody said on mtv and suing mtv MTV is using Verizon fios, which is the platform in order to share their content MTV is responsible for their content, right? Verizon fios is the one that displays the content now Don't get me wrong You have a food and drug administration for food, right? You have certain laws that dictate the cable airwaves as well Right, so it's like there are filters for the content and the food that we consume So that when we go into a grocery store, we know that apple. We know that pear We know that turkey sandwich is going to be up to standard We don't have that with the internet just yet because anything we consume on the internet Could be bad for us or it could be good for us. We don't know So it is tricky But you see the difference though No, and i'm gonna tell you why if these organizations um Are are holding facebook accountable for the hate That facebook lets on its platforms Then they should hold facebook accountable for the lies These these these social media sites have on its platforms like they They I think uh, I want to say it's the adl the adl asked advertisers to join the campaign to pause their spending on facebook and instagram Until facebook did a better job Of removing all this hate that's on facebook all of these different, um, white Right wing conspiracy theorists, you know who'd be saying shit on facebook or so Here's fueling racism and anti-symmetism on facebook if they can be held responsible for that They can be held responsible for the lies that they allow people to spew on facebook in regards to other people I understand what you're saying. I think that that's right and I think in all sense It's fair. Here's the other thing that you have to consider These platforms like instagram and facebook are creating legislation and rules on what is hateful speech Not for one country where everybody agrees more or less what is considered hateful and what's not they're doing it for the world Right, so for example in a country like the us saying certain things about women and women's roles We might deem sexist where you go to certain parts of the world. They might deem that as normal They might deem that as completely regular and responsible you saying something as simple as I want my wife to be at home with the kids and cook dinner That might be the expectation in certain parts of the world We're saying that in america that might be looked at as misogyny and sexism So you take that you take the video down in america and leave it up in iraq But who do that shit all the time do they like if what if you post it you can post a video Like last week's lute to my girl pretty v pretty v did a video with uh Damn, I can't remember a homie name right now Uh, I can't remember the rapper's name, but she did a video that was martin and laurence, right? And when I posted the video Immediately it said blocked and it said this video can't be viewed in a name like 10 15 different countries because they didn't pay the rights for it What you mean, they didn't like pay the rights to have their content viewed like that happens all the time Where they haven't like paid the rights to oh, yeah So i'm saying like take it down when you're in another country like when you're in the caribbean It's certain things like and i've told this story before we was in anguilla one year I wanted to watch uh Midnight moonlight. Yeah And you couldn't watch it in that country you couldn't watch no gay programming in that country because I went and I started Well, let me see a broke back mountain showing nope And so I just went down this rabbit hole of all of this gay programming on netflix All of it was blocked in that so that that's an interesting deep diver here. It's like should we dictate the morality for the world should we go to the people in uh In uh anguilla and say hey listen you're being homophobic by not showing gay programming You need to show it. That's why I said take it down in america Take the video down in america But then who the fuck are we should we should allow blatant homophobia and like support blatant homophobia and other I don't I don't I don't think none of these platforms should and being that these platforms are american owned And by by the way being that these platforms are american owned Yeah, they can dictate and regulate what they want. They shouldn't want no hate speech Regardless of where it came from and another example of that is on twitter twitter has fact checking now, right? Right. So when somebody posts something. That's not true They immediately say oh well The facts of this are x y and z and they take down the tweet. This should be the same way when somebody makes uh Accusations against someone that's not true But who decides what the facts are like if you go to a country that is run by a religion for example The religion supersedes everything, right? Their facts are religious So you might present some idea like I don't know the world is You know four billion years old and they might go. No, that's wrong. That's not real The the world started when god started the world, you know, a few thousand years ago So who decides what the facts are what if the facts are proven in a court of law? What if the facts say no In their courts over there, they're dictated by religion. So they will give you pushback I guess what i'm saying is it's hard to have one set of information that is going to be coherent for the whole world O.J. Simpson be called a murderer. No, he's innocent Exactly, right? I don't know. I don't know if he's well. He was found innocent in the court of law Yeah, he's found innocent in the court of law So if somebody gets online right now says o.J. Simpson is a murderer O.J. should be able to sue for defamation And that tweet or whatever it is on social media should be labeled as this is not a fact O.J. Simpson was found innocent in a court of law. What's the point of having the goddamn courts? If you're not gonna if you're not gonna adhere about what the court says I wonder that's all i'm saying. Yeah, I wonder if you have the freedom of speech If under freedom of speech you can say that somebody was a murderer and you can say even if they're found innocent You can be like no, I still feel like you're a murderer I wonder if you're allowed to say that at what point it's got to be it's got to be legal It's got to be some type of legal jargon for it. You know what I mean? Yeah You know, I have to be something. I don't know if the word would be a it can't be alleged could it You know, but that's another thing that's interesting It's like if we start putting our american ideals and our american Western values on the rest of the world via social media How is that not another form of colonization? And we're doing it under the guise of hey, this is the right thing to do. This is progressive What the fuck you think colonists did back in the day? Hey you savages. Here's the right thing to do This is the progressive way to be it's the same colonization I'm not I'm not mad at it, but we're talking about america, right? And we're talking about the constitution, right? We're talking about freedom of speech freedom of speech is great I want everybody to have free speech But what do we always say you're not free from the consequences of that speech? So if you say some shit just because you feel that way are you say some shit because that's what you believe Great, but if it's not true, you got to be held accountable for that shit That's what defamation is for That's what defamation lawsuits are for that's what slanderous and lie. That's what libel is all about Go ahead say whatever the fuck you want But stand on that shit when the lawsuit comes so should comedians be sued for the things they say What do you mean like should a comic be sued for the things they say should the onion You know the satirical news site be sued for some of their headlines What is the headlines? I would have to see you got to give me an example. It's specifically satirical It's like lies are made in that baked into the headlines and there are were there are like there are rules to protect I don't know. I'm saying chris. You're the author. Tell us about satire Like that's how rule that's how snl is ensued every single week. Yeah, well generally satire gives you a pass um, you know, there there was a famous situation in France, I think the name of the magazine was it's like, uh Charlie Charlie something Charlie and they they sat they did a cartoon satire or the prophet Muhammad And somebody ended up storming the office and pretty much killing a lot of the staff So that's that's the most extreme version of when that goes wrong. That's not law though I'm like, what's the what's the what's the rules of law when it comes to satire? That was just somebody being upset and being mad like can somebody sue you over a satirical piece Generally not I don't know the specific laws but generally, you know, we're talking the us uk generally in a lot of countries You get a pass if you can Prove that it's satire. I know in music If you satirize a song Like that's how weird Al was able to basically remake all those hits, right? That was satire It wasn't if he had just remade beat it He would have gotten sued but by making it eat it. He was able to do it Okay, I just googled uh, and it says freedom of speech why satire is protected and they have satire versus defamation a legal explanation And um over the years it says over the years us courts have made it abundantly clear parody and satire Are not defamatory and it says the united states supreme court does not allow for recovery for parody our satire Under a libel or slander claim unless the alleged victim can prove actual malice in the publication So there's your answer And malice is very hard to prove It's hard to tell me how I feel about somebody Because I under the form under the form of satire. Yeah, even under the form of comedy But that's the thing that's why I don't want that. I want to be able to say things that are not true I say things are not through all the time as a comedian exactly But if you start chipping away at what people can or can't say on different social media platforms Which is how we consume content It's like you're gonna chip away at all the funny content that we see all these memes are lies all these gifts are lies They're not true and that's what makes them funny. So I don't want to remove Our sense of humor from our culture. That's what the most that might be the most dominant force of cultural values that we have Is our I think I think we're blurring two things though. I agree with you on that But I also agree that a person shouldn't be You know accused of a crime On social media if they did not commit said crime Agreed if and if facts of the case show they did not commit said crime And if you're going to run around and say that type of stuff you should be Held libel. Yep. I agree. I I think so as far as far as comedy and satire and and jokes and stuff like that Totally different bargain You know what I'm saying? But if you're actually out there accusing people of things Bro, just make sure you standing on that shit And I'm talking about these people that go on these podcasts and say this shit like Like the women y'all we're talking about are the dude that was in Michael B. Jordan's closet because if any of those people Decide, you know what? I want to sue this person for defamation. I want to sue this person for for for slander I want to sue this person for saying something about me. That's that's not true They got they got the right to do that. Yeah, no, I agree. I feel I feel very strongly about both I don't want people accused of things that they haven't done Especially when the accusation is enough to you know, convict you in the court of public opinion as you often say But I also want the ability to say whatever the fuck I want So it's like this super fine line. How do we thread the needle? Do we thread it through satire? Do we thread it through intent? If your intent is to make a joke Can you say some fucked up shit about someone as long as It's you know through the lens of joking. That's why I want you to be a member of the chicago balls I want you to be a member of the brooklyn nuts if you believe in freedom of speech Say whatever the fuck you want But don't try to duck the consequences Right. I don't care if it's a ass cutting. I don't care if it's a lawsuit I don't care if it's people storming your goddamn place of work and shooting up the place if you put something out there Stand on it That's all I'm saying. Yeah Stand on your shit. Don't run from it. Don't try to say. Hey, I should be able to say x y and z Yes, america is full of freedom of speech But you show me one time where people have been free Of said consequences and I think that's the problem with social media And I think that's a problem with all of these platforms. They allow motherfuckers to feel like they can just go out there and say whatever This guy john fuck or whatever the hell his name is john fucky Hornet's radio broadcaster, you know why he got suspended for putting The jazz niggers game is awesome on his twitter because he works for a fucking corporation You know what I'm saying is he got something to lose what happens oftentimes in these situations motherfuckers with nothing to lose Just jump on and say anything ain't it sweet because any little gain is good for them They don't give a fuck of his followers on social media. They don't give a fuck of his Interviews, whatever it is. So all I'm telling people is when they jump out there and they say this type of shit Just make sure You got some fucking money for a lawyer. Oh, you know how to fight One of the two Yeah, I guess. Yeah, I hear you. I just don't want to create a situation where like we justify Violence for things that have been said. No, no We've had this conversation before you can't get you can't have it both ways Because you just don't know but by the way that is what makes. Yeah, you can That's the idea about free speeches. You can have it both ways No, you have what makes you have the freedom to speak back to me in any way you want And I have the freedom to speak to you in any way we want and then we just combat ourselves like that That's the idea of it. And then once you start silencing free speech and you start taking away certain parts of that speech I mean now that that's a very I don't I don't want to take away I don't want to take away parts of free speech All I'm simply saying is When you are a free speaker. Yeah, you can't Say what you're going to get back from that you can say what you you can say what you want Yeah, but what if I you hope what you hope to receive back What if I don't work like that? What if I said this though? What if I just gave you an example like all right, um You can be openly homosexual and you can walk down the street and be openly homosexual But you can't predict how that makes people feel and they might come up to you And they might do some wild shit because you're walking around openly homosexual Like that might be true, but it doesn't make it right And that's why people are fighting against oppression all the time And that's why they have hate crime laws to try to make sure things like that don't happen And it's the reverse of what i'm saying if a motherfucker is able to get on social media and say whatever the fuck They want to say they would watch themselves if they knew there was consequences to their actions The reason it's not the reason it's not that many hate I'm not saying it is a lot of hate crimes But the reason it's not a whole lot more hate crimes because niggas know that they will be consequences and repercussions And they're going to be held accountable for those hate crimes. Right. That's all i'm saying I guess what I would say is like freedom of speech is what Allows you to present the idea that these things are even a hate crime Like if you back in the day were like if you back in the day said hey, we shouldn't beat up gay people There'd be a lot of people go man, shut the fuck up. What are you talking about? Right, but the fact that someone's allowed to say that Freedom of speech is fine, but not freedom to lie Yeah, and that's why you that's why you have defamation and slander law. You don't have the freedom to lie Yeah, that's true. So I think social that's gonna be the name of the podcast freedom to lie I think social media and all of these platforms give people the illusion that you have the freedom to lie That's that you know what that's what we're fucking up at. We kept calling it free speech It's the free it's the freedom of speech. I guess has morphed into this. Okay. I got you nasty Form of a virus called freedom to lie. So look and here's the thing Depending on how you represent yourself You can limit your freedom of speech. For example, if you consider yourself a A journalist you call yourself a journalist and you call your outlet Whether it's on facebook youtube instagram twitter whatever it is If you consider outlet an outlet of information And you are stating things as if they're facts when you do not know if they're facts You're not using allegedly or any of that kind of stuff Then I understand you being stripped of your ability to state that information or being sued because you are saying you are a source of Truth and you are lying right without putting allegedly or any of that kind of shit If you're a comedian if you're a radio host if you're an entertainer you can say Things that are not true because you are coming from a place of entertainment not from a place of hey This is a hundred percent nuance and true research and true I don't know if that's true either though I don't know. I mean, I don't know I don't know about the comedians because comedians most of the time they say that they are Truth tellers right and they's like every good joke comes from Something that's true I don't know. There's a there's a kernel of truth in things But like so much of jokes have to do with lying like that's why the jokes are funny It's because you direct people in one direction and then you say something that is completely in another direction It's actually not true and that's why it's funny You know when you're talking about like way back in the day your your wild days You talk about sucking a fart out of a butt like a bong rip you don't do that and that's why it's funny It's a lie It's a sarcastic version of reality That nobody could live up to and that's why it's so hilarious because we all know it isn't true But it would be such a funny thing if it was So I think you're protected in saying that under this guise of hey, look how absurd this is. It's an absurdist reality That's that's my opinion on it Yo, i'm looking at this article. Um, this is a great conversation. Uh, five comedians Who are sued over their material? And somebody wrote this article in 2013 Because I didn't I think I did notice donald trump sued bill mar Over an offer that bill mar made to donate five million dollars the charity of trump released his birth certificate To prove he's not the spawn of his mother having sex with an orangutan But but bill mar's not the first person to be sued george carlin Uh got got sued in 1972 for violating obscenity laws seven deadly words Yeah, when he did his I knew about this when he did his seven words You can't say on television act at summerfest Lenny bruise too, but a a judge did drop the case A judge dripped up did drop the case And let me see the following year. I wonder why he got sued for that though Guys, it was against those. Oh it was against the rules. Okay Oh And that's oh that actually is what they created the save harbor time zone and which indecent material will be broadcast Do you know sunda krunkwist? No, is that like an orange soda? No, it's a comedian who got sued by her mother-in-law Because her daughter-in-law made false and highly offensive comments About her and members of her family. Oh god these people in a stand-up show No, dude Wow got dismissed though As it should get dismissed, but now you have to go through the legal trouble Exactly cat williams. Yeah cat williams Cat whims that on stage for confronting a heckler Took off his clothes and attempted to fight at least three audience members. See that's not jokes though Yeah, that I'm saying like that's not over something you said. Yeah, you know choy he outjung Not Korean comedian star. No He got sued for making a politically politically charged joke Oh Yeah, he he did a sketch on which he explained to children How they could achieve a career in politics by bribing election committees shaking hands with old ladies And making grand campaign promises This is great. I sued for that. You need this and jay lino Jay lino, uh, regularly picks on politicians, but a joke landed him in his network in court When he ridiculed former presidential hopeful mit romney Wow Yeah, that's what was brought on by a resident in california The segment in question includes a clip from the entertainment news show the insider was featured footages of romney's house The problem with the insider clip that this night show ad was instead Was that instead of featuring one of romney's summer homes? It was a picture of a seek holy golden temple in india And so the california man sued lino and nbc on behalf of himself And Just community organization Wow I don't see it. See. Oh, that's not I don't know. That's not words though. You know what I'm saying, right? I guess I don't know all I'm simply saying is I want everybody to be able to You gotta it's it's got to be consequential to the shit that comes out of your mouth because in real life it is It just is you can't do what you do on stage in the street, andra Yeah, sure Yeah That's it. Yeah Yeah, I just I just agree with any sort of censorship when when it comes to discussion between like freedom and censorship I don't want censorship. I want consequences. Yeah, but that is censorship right if you're going Hey, the consequences for saying the wrong thing. Are you go to jail? That's censorship There's a reason why we have freedom of speech man. It's a very valuable Uh core american value, you know, we're literally like the only country that has freedom of speech There are countries that have freedom of expression, but not freedom of speech But we don't have freedom of speech though Because motherfuckers get held accountable because of the shit they say all the time There's a price to everything that comes out of your mouth Everything and and you bought up the newspapers and stuff. It is a reason well at least back in the day journalists would have to Measure twice in order to cut once it was a reason journalists would have to do fact checking It was a reason journalist. It was a reason journalists would have to really dig deep and make sure that the shit they were presenting Was accurate Because they could be held liable. Yeah, I mean there's there's some like research that shows otherwise like as far as like, uh You know news has always gone. It's always been bias I think we have this theory now that like news is this new bias thing But back in the day the newspaper always reflected the owner of the newspaper company and their political leanings That's how it's been since the beginning of time. So it's like Is that lying or political leaning political lying? No, it's not lying. But like you it's your troops, right? Like so both the the democratic party and the republican party will stay different things about Uh affirmative action and whether it works or it doesn't work, right? And they'll both find facts that like fit their agenda And they both can be true within the context of what they're saying But they could be considered lies within a greater context You know Like democrats will go like republicans will be like look democrats all these like cities that democrats run are fucked up And they don't know how to run a city and they're running them to the ground and then You know democrats will be like well the reason why these cities are poor is because there are you know, blah blah blah environments They'll find a different reason for why they're poor Well, you know, it's funny. It's even interested with that you can't sit here and christopher can speak to this more than me We can't sit here and act like donald trump hasn't sued the fuck out of different outlets Donald trump has sued the new york times to wash the post ansien and for defamation You know what i'm saying and he has the money to do it. That's what i mean So we can't sit here and act like that shit Does it happen? Yeah, you know like motherfuckers gotta be held accountable. How many lawsuits is trump put out there christ Do you know probably uh, i don't know in the us I mean, I think I think what you're kind of like calling for in a way is the system they have in england where There's a lot of free speech But in england, you know, the the the libel laws are very serious And you can get sued and you will lose Fairly easily. So There's still satire. I mean, uh, you know, you look at something like monty python. I mean england has an incredibly rich history of satire, but in terms of personal accusations from one person to another You get sued quick in england and that really does Kind of maybe impact people's decision, but on a political level and I think this is the key You can make fun of members of parliament You can make fun of people in power and I think that's critical You don't ever want to find yourself in a society Where politicians are off limits for jokes of criticism or a combination of both but also chris wouldn't you say that like The tabloids in england are some of the most critical and potentially uh, you know And they spend a lot of time in court. I mean, you know, like you can even look at like the situation with the royal family Like they're constantly talking about affairs and this that and the other thing But people get pulled into court in england all the time I think another thing that happens there and i'm not entirely certain But this is what like limits the amount of like litigation is uh, if you lose You have to pay the fees of the other person and I love that system because Now you're going into a lawsuit Concerned you're like fuck. I'm only suing this guy if I know for a fact. I'm right I'm not doing it like rich people in america do rich people in america will just sue to shut you up Hey, shut the fuck up. Now. You want to be in a lawsuit? You want to keep talking about me? Shut the fuck up. That's what don trump is doing You want to talk about? Trump never enters a lawsuit thinking he's gonna win He's just trying to create leverage. Yep. He wants to bleed you out So if you're rich enough, you can just bleed people out and then shut them the fuck up and then effectively you limit their freedom of speech No, you know, you know shorts. You're right. And you know, that's the crazy part even now Um, you know, I remember back in the day when they used to talk about tabloids, right? And the reason that people wouldn't ever really sue the tabloids is because you would go to a lawyer And the lowest the lawyer would say look man It'll cost hundreds of thousands of dollars and it'll drag on for years and you know, um, You know when you're a public figure, you know the standard of libel is high So it makes the case difficult to win and you got to prove actual malice and you know You got to prove that the tabloid was really negligent and they was really putting in there Putting this in there just just just to hurt you and they they they had to know that the item was false So they just displayed a reckless disregard for the truth So yeah, it is it is tough. But I think that's um That just goes back to what I was was saying earlier like Sometimes it is a reckless disregard for the truth Sometimes you don't know what's true and you don't know what's true. But if there's a reckless disregard For the truth I think you should be held accountable. 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Go get your life right. Let's get back to the show Things you won't care about Next week Talk to me. Have you been watching the goddamn NBA playoffs? I see dude. I honestly I started watching. I was not interested in the bubble at all I was bored by it. I think the stakes weren't high enough in a second. We got into playoffs I've been watching the game is good. I'm enjoying it. This dame lilard will run is wild Um, I'm excited. I'm all in Charles Barkley said the trail blazers are going to sweep The Lakers I'm gonna tell you why that's and I I I love Somebody like Charles Barkley saying that because Charles Barkley's been around basketball for a long time I don't think a team with LeBron James and anthony davis would ever get swept right not swept They might they can lose a series But swept I don't think they they didn't dig deep enough to why he thinks they're going to get swept unless I missed that part Yeah A sweep Yeah, maybe it's just cuz dame lilard is just playing out of his mind. He's just unstoppable right now Because god damn that old white man who probably goes to aspens as soon as he has time skip bailus Put that fucking battery in his back You know what I'm saying? Listen, we can't sit here and act like that shit don't motivate certain people Yeah, like I wouldn't know what to do if a nigga wasn't talking shit about me If you got something bad to say about me now, I'm really about to show you something it's some flip-flops motherfucker Watch this crossover Yeah, I'm serious like so I some people have different motivations That's why you got to leave certain people alone. So certain people are really just Like dame little is going to be great regardless, right? Right? Right? Right? He's just naturally great Boy when you give him something that motivates. Yeah Whoa, yeah when you when you give him something that motivates him That's what I see right now. I just see dame playing with a different level of motivation I didn't see that in dames eyes before. He's just a good ass player now. He like, oh Nah, I got something to play for other than a fucking championship Do you think that's it or do you think that dame has always been putting up big numbers? But he was lost in the shuffle Because kd was playing and kairi was playing and stef was playing and now that those three massive names That were the headliners of the playoffs for the last fucking decade It feels like are out of the playoffs russell westbrook is out right now. He's injured He becomes the star of the bubble because he's the only one doing the most fantastic things in a bowl I mean we hear tj warren's name too Maybe it's these superstars that mba usually marketed Are no longer in the spotlight So they have to put the spotlight on someone and it's dame doing the exact same shit. He's always been doing I think that's an amazing point. I I I think it's a combination of the two I would even say that what you said is probably 70 percent of it You know what I mean? If I if I had to break it down percentage wise, I would say 30 percent motivation 70 percent. Nah, dame lily is a beast and he'd been a fucking Anybody that watches anybody that watches basketball Have been saying shit like yo dame is better than kairi or dame is better. I think akash said that Yes, he did Like dame is better than such as such like dame has been a video game Type of superstar like he's been on 99 Right. But yeah, I think I think it's something to that and we haven't even really seen him Have they been out in the first round? I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Last last year made the western finals. What's the comments finals? Yeah, they did Who the blazers? No, they they went out the second round Let me see. I don't remember. I remember out the second round against the Yeah, they won the series last year when he hit that shot Let me see. Yeah, he got the first round. They played okc. And I think the second round they got bounced Uh, maybe i'm bugging Yeah, I don't remember them being in the western conference, but still they got out the first round They've gotten out of the first round. I thought they made it to the finals, but maybe the second I don't think dame has ever made it past the second round. What did you guys? No, no, no, they did 2019 Yeah, 2019 NBA western conference finals trailblazers versus warriors. Really? Why don't remember that? Yeah, me neither Did you guys see what uh, did you guys see what paul pierce said today? Not what he said He said that if the lakers losing the first round, it proves that lebron is not a top five player of all time Whoa, he maintains Whoa, um Whoa, I don't I don't know if that proves that I don't know It proves to that we always What if we always said about lebron? That he is questionable in clutch moments. That's all he's a great player who just don't have that extra at that that that that that will to win that that I don't know what you call it when they used to call it get it going in the zone the killer Yeah, I don't have that killer instinct. I mean, that's all that shows me. I mean You know And you got a big dick, man. You don't really just it's hard to like learn strokes You don't need to learn the strokes You got that little dick you got in first girls with that little dick That's right. When you learn when you got a little dick, you got to learn every position You know what I mean? You got to learn how to eat pussy amazing But when you got that bog d that bog d that big old creek dick, you just show up, baby That's all i'm saying Listen, let's be honest Lebron is so talented That he don't need to try hard and so physically better than everybody else. Man. That's all i'm saying Uh, let me see What did I say he got that brawn d Nothing. I'm just nothing. Good job. Um things you won't care about next week. Uh Hot boy turk What is that? Was that There's four hot there was four hot boys. It was juvenile. You know juvenile, right? Oh, yeah, I know turk I love turk. You know bg No, no, it's bg. I love you. No way. Yeah turk was the fourth member It was all right. Give me a negative 16 um, no, no six fingers I'm not doing it, but I remember I'm not doing it, but he more remembers But no, yes, he said that so much ice you could skate on a Right, isn't that it on a river? You could so much that you could skate on a frozen river frozen river. That's right. No, but what's the rest of the song? He said that's that's it. That's that's literally the only part I remember that I used to love that verse Yeah, kill that shit. What happened to dirt? He said him and little Wayne caught crabs turk. What back in the day? Oh smash it in the same He said they caught crabs from two sisters From houston. Whoa. I guess both sisters had crabs I got crabs calling me a Pisces. No, what is it? Capricorn? What's the one that's a crab? Cancers a crab? Oh Shit, you know what's wild the things men bond over. Okay, go That's a wild thing to bond over My boy, man, he he started the conversation up like man. Lil Wayne. That's my brother man. Like, you know, that's like man We call crabs together The stuff's men bond over is wow No, but the real question I got is why did two sisters have crabs together? That's a little bit funky dirty house Dirty house dirty house or maybe a little incestito Sharing panties They might have been sharing them panties sharing panties, but not sharing secrets because one of them had crabs But didn't tell the other sister. Oh Shit, can I wear those? Where do crabs come from? The ocean little tiny things The ocean literally that's what happens when you know, you go to cancun or some shit like that You swim in the ocean they got crabs in there and then they then they get on that I'm just saying like oh, so wear the lice up before they get to your hair the ocean You're swimming in the ocean and then they get up in your bush Lights aren't in the ocean, are they? No Lights? He's talking Crabs crabs are in the ocean. It's not real crabs though. I know but you can get them out. They got soft shell That's what I'm saying. I know it's not real crab. I know it's not real crab I'm saying but where are they at before they get They're in the ocean before they live on your dick or your vagina is what you're saying in the ocean bro That is a good fucking question. Taylor the google don't go to the ocean Yo stick to the rivers and lakes that you're used to google. Where do pubic lights come from? Okay, what does it say? Google that and then make sure you don't die today because when they start your fucking It's our history and that's gonna be the last shit that they found now What does it say the hookah spot is the most common way to acquire people like us through sexual intercourse But they're not telling me where they came from I'm telling you it's the ocean sharing clothing bed line linens and all that but or scissoring the origin from it You can get them from scissor and aggressive from gorillas roughly three million years ago scientists now report rather than Everything come from monkeys monkeys are tired of being blamed for everything. Yo, it's the easiest thing to blame Ain't it really the easiest thing to blame, bro We need to start asking what came first the monkey or the goddamn egg not the chicken like monkey Why the fuck are monkeys the root source of everything but they all mean source of us crabs Like what the fuck maids didn't they start aids too? Yes somebody Yeah, that was the rumor Okay, uh things you won't care about next week But you should you should this one, bro. Okay, y'all not fucking paying attention, but I am all right talk to me The pentagon's announcement of a new UFO task force. Let's go Unidentified aerial phenomena tax force. I'm telling you right now the lease is up on planet earth, bro They come in to collect they come into fucking collect the lease is up on planet earth It is not a coincidence that they they they showed us the pictures of the pentagon released the video Of the unidentified flying object flying throughout the air and all that shit. It's not a coincidence They are slowly but surely just putting things out to the american public, right? Let us know that other life exists and they will start walking amongst us soon because i'm Telling you the lease is fucking up. You really think the lease is up? Yes, man Whatever treaty they had and i'm gonna tell you why I think it is You notice that you've seen all of these people talking about traveling the space right like uh The elon musk and the richard bransons of the world. They want to do tours and Mars and all of that type of shit like that quit pro quo If y'all gonna be just coming to our planet kicking she gonna come to your shit now That's right. Prepare your mother fucking people prepare your people for what's to come Interesting. I really I really truly believe that y'all why like why else would they have a ufo task force all of a sudden Interesting And also why else would they be giving elon musk all this money to go to mars people really out of here, huh? Bro, and I I was watching uh because my daughter my five-year-old Super in the space says she wants to be an astronaut all of that stuff right like in the nascent all that I'm watching youtube videos were heard the other day Call me stupid if y'all knew this already. I didn't know that it was five dwarf planets in our solar system I don't even know what i'm gonna say exactly. What is the dwarf planet? Did that girl suck it off? It used to be nine planets Right. I know the Pluto's not a planet no more Pluto's a dwarf a dwarf planet But it's it's four other dwarf planets one of them isn't even shaped like a spear One of them is like a elongated like fucking Two it almost looks like the eggplant emoji Interesting and they all got names and everything. It's I didn't know that I was sitting there Intrigued, you know, it's one of those things you're sitting there and your daughter's like watching this with me And she is always looking at me to make sure i'm staying awake watching. Yeah, and when that part came I was like, oh, shit Chris, did you know that? Yeah, I mean there's actually a video i'm just looking there for it right now that takes you on a visual tour Of our solar system in it. It'll blow your mind. I mean, there's so many Planets and when you talk about other systems, I mean, there are hundreds of millions of other systems out there forget about planets systems Yes, here's the thing america needs to understand Because we're so fucking arrogant We don't know what the fuck is going on up there Like we have no idea What the fuck is going on in outer space? We can sit here and lie to ourselves and tell ourselves. Yeah, there's this many planets and that we have no Fucking I Dear bro, it's impossible that there's not something out there. Come on. It's impossible. Come on Come on. Come on, man Hundreds of millions of planets not 15 not 60 hundreds of millions Sean, I mean, you know a lot of people that don't believe that though. Like, do you know a lot because that's that's arrogance No, but you actually know a lot of people that because I feel like I know a lot people that believe in aliens You know, actually a lot of people that don't believe in aliens Um, yeah, that's a good point. Do you know anybody who doesn't believe in aliens? Yeah, it's a lot of people who don't believe that it's other life out there. Who if I say who are these That's plenty of people the same. I'm fucking that problem I'm saying but what's the reason for them not believing that like how do they expect them to get here? Probably fear It's very hard to think it's it's very hard to think that it may be something out there that you don't know human beings It's also religious, right? It's like, I think that most of like the abrahamic religions Have looked at earth as the center of the universe And that we are the only image of god and if aliens are out there and galaxies far far away We got to start looking at this book and be like, uh-oh What else might be a little off? But I mean the bible talks about the will in the sky The bible talks about angels that came from heaven. Yeah, so maybe those angels might be Aliens that's interesting. That's all I'm saying. Yo, son when you look at like some of this old architecture and not just architecture like There are certain blocks at the blocks and they're called like megaliths and they're just like huge Just huge rocks that have been like shaved down and like placed in certain places the pyramids and you know Stonehenge all this kind of things like how could you move blocks of that size? The type of architecture they did thousands of years ago 4,000 years before the pyramids that nothing even came close to it for thousands of years Like that had to be aliens, bro. That is not even a question in my mind whether that was aliens or humans are Advancing at different rates Throughout history like we could advance and then die off and then advance again and then die off again Yeah, for all we know we might be the the the the wackest version of humans ever. That's a thing bro. You know what I'm saying? We might have been a Super godlike species back in the day. Yeah And I would think we would kind of have to be to live around dinosaurs, right? If we did live around them. I mean, there's no skeletons that are old enough to show that we have Shit because you don't check the skeletons check the goddamn dinosaur's stomachs The dinosaur shit looked like was there a hand or foot in that motherfucker? I don't think you I don't be checking the wrong things. Yo, that's a good point. Like why is it Did you don't see bones inside the dinosaur? Yeah, because they ate other dinosaurs. They ate other dinosaurs that got bones Years of decayed all right, but why don't their bones decay? Yeah I guess the bile in their stomach breaks down the bones I don't know why don't dinosaur bones decay Well, their bones don't put the stuff the bones in their stomach must decay from like some sort of bile My sister believes that she doesn't think that the dinosaurs were as big as they'd say they were Well, what do you mean? I don't know. She's just that's the part that's not believable She believes there's a t-rex, but she's like now I was probably like 10 feet With the t-rex, I don't think that it was how it was either though because think about it Why do they have those little tiny ass arms because it's a bird They had feathers all them have feathers. They aren't like lizards. They're all birds all those dinosaurs are birds I've heard that before But but obviously the feathers aren't gonna stay around for 65 million years The bones might but not the feathers. By the way, tyranosaurus rex they come in eggs and shit. Say what? They range from 12 to 20 feet. That's not like unbalesic giraffe, bro. It's not unbelievable. You know what I'm saying? That's not an unbelievable height. They're only 20 feet tall 12 to 20 feet Height of a t-rex 12 to 20 feet Come on, bro. You could get away from that shit. That should is all head Come on. You don't think you could get away from a t-rex, bro I don't know. You said all head. I went back to that goddamn story I'll tell me about that woman in that room with them seven How soon as you said that I don't know why my mind went right back to that story What you looking at over there? So but they were 40 feet long though. They were 40 feet long. Yeah What's that mean because they got our tail. Yeah from the tail Yo, you know what I'm about to ask next how they fuck google t-rex penis right now It's true I gotta see what the fuck You don't never hear about the t-rex penis all you hear about the tail And the fact that they ate meat I always thought about that with kangaroos like their arms are so short. How do they hold the animal while they fuck it? You know what I mean like if your arms are like this you can't hit it from the back How you hold it while you're fucking why we ain't never seen a kangaroo's penis I don't know Let me see Hold on. Let me see what you looking at. Taylor. Give me a goddamn computer. Let me see what the fuck you looking at over here Um, oh shit No, I get out of here. That's not chicken dick Oh, wow, there's one version of them having sex, but this one looks like it doesn't have a tail Chickens don't have dicks. I mean they gotta have something Well, if chickens had dicks we'd have been ate one of them shit. I'm sure it would have been fried Go ask your question is chickens. Are they mammals? Yeah But they lay eggs though. Oh, fuck. That's a great chickens are mammals. Are they no because they lay eggs. So then what are they? They're done No, they're birds They're poultry. They're potters. Yeah, they're they're foul Okay, I thought they're mammals too. They're not manly No, no, no, they're not mammals are like, you know, remember you took When we're on flagrant, too All right, well al said al goes like this al goes We're like, so what happens if you just like lay on an egg? No, no, what is it? What did you say? Al thought the thing that makes a chicken egg Turn into a chicken is just heat like if you just lay on it, that's what makes it turn into a chicken Not that like it gets inseminated Wait, what? I'll say what it was. It was funny as fuck. What was it? I'll say what it was not so like, um A chicken has to sit on the egg and then eventually it grows and then hatches or whatever the case is. So The funny joke I made was that if you don't if you just like continue to heat the egg But like the chickens out there it will eventually turn into the egg and the reason why we have what will eventually turn into Let me turn to our bird But the reason why we have eggs is because we take the egg away No, I'll say you gotta put I'll say you gotta put eggs in the refrigerator because if eggs are in a warm place She killed me bro I think you should bring back inside jokes Alex said that was a joke. I didn't hear the setup. I can understand why you would laugh Bro, that shit was too funny, bro He said my buddy goes my buddy. Go. Who is it? It was mark or harkas Now mark or harkash goes, yo, do you have to put eggs in the refrigerator? And then I was hell. Yeah, you do we go. Why not because you just left them on the counter And there we go, what the fuck? He goes, why the fuck do you know that? He goes, trust me. I know about chicken That shit was good, bro. That's a good joke Why would you know about chicken? Yeah, let's bring back inside jokes, right? Maybe it's the structure. I get why I hate him, bro Charlotte just don't know nothing anymore, right? He don't know what hoes are. He don't know what jokes are. He don't know nothing Oh, no Because it's a difference between funny and a joke Is it funny? Yes, but alex said the joke. I mean, I meant I was trying to be funny Got okay. There you go. Words matter. That's all I'm saying. Words matter It could be a joke still too. You can say a joke something is not true And if you say it is it is true, I would say that's a joke too after I let some stupid shit like that come out of my mouth I'm like, oh god, I'm just joking Okay, let's do let's do some asking idiot Taylor. Get the fuck out of here. What we got Wait before you didn't want to talk about the ups stuff at all What you ups though, like I'm trying to us ps us ps. Yeah That shit is just fucked up like that shit is um Come on. Y'all y'all don't know anything about it. Let's just admit none of us know anything about it What's there not to know I looked up this shit. It should is so fucking difficult I was reading this whole breakdown the problems of the us ps have not started in the last fucking three months So it's been going on for the last like five years 10 years even There's a lot of different things going on and it's just like if we're gonna give an honest If we just gonna fuck around to be brilliant idiots about it, let's do it But let's not act like we actually know what's going on I think I know what's going on Like that like if Donald Trump Donald Trump verbatim said Mail-in voting doesn't work out well for republicans And that's why I'm not giving them the motherfucking money To get back on their feet unless they get rid of mail-in voting now Do they need money to get back on their feet? Yeah, will they be insolvent by the time of the election? I have no idea about that So what I've read is that they were going to be insolvent by the time of their election But because of corona there's way more packages being sent. So they're actually good into the new year So the idea that they'll just gonna shut down Is not actually true now if Trump is doing anything to interfere with the election in any way shape or form That's fucked up and he can't not fund something because it doesn't because it potentially helps him I think that's fucked up and he I mean even saying that is stupid that being said the problems with the usps Have existed for fucking years This is a business. This is not functioning as business is not profitable So if we want to get into all those ways of like how to make it profitable or what we can do or can't do like What the fuck hold on I think you're missing the part where donald trump said blatantly Republicans should fight very hard when it comes to statewide mail-in voting Democrats are clamoring for it tremendous potential for voter fraud and for whatever reason doesn't work out well for republicans Well, I don't think there's anything That that that's that unreasonable about trying to stop voter fraud My curiosity about that is why is it only voter fraud towards? Uh republicans, why can't republicans do the exact same thing that democrats would hypothetically do if he's alleging The democrats are going to try to steal the election through voter fraud with you know mail-in ballots Well, then republicans can also try to steal the election through voter fraud through mail-in ballots It's not it's not only one group can do it. They could both do it, right? um Maybe but for whatever reason trump doesn't want it and I think it says a lot when All you have to do is give money to a service that forget the voting that benefits Hundreds of millions of people throughout the country motherfuckers can't get the medicine motherfuckers ain't getting any checks on time the country is already fucked up because of coronavirus and the pandemic So why would you shut off a service that so many of your people use especially in those rural areas? But that thing is not shut off. That's the thing what happens with the mother Motherfuckers is taking weeks and weeks to get their fucking medication Just because they don't have the resources to get it to them in a timely manner. You think it's because of the resources Yes 100% I mean listen. It's no coincidence that motherfuckers just in the past Month and a half too much Haven't been getting packages and that did that started before the choice to like not defund right that started When they were doing the reorganization with this guide to joy Who's like the new post master general right and the policy was Hey, if the package is the package misses the shipping date it misses the shipping date and that's what this costs That's what that's what needs to be done in order for us to be more efficient or whatever the fuck it is All I I know donald trump started shifting the blame for the us postal service funding problems to democrats And he hasn't acknowledged his administration's efforts to undermine the usps You know That shit started three months ago with three months before election day when the winter fuck what we had now like What two months to election time? So let's say let's say a month ago Yeah, I mean I just I think these these issues with the usps have existed for a long time like they're You don't think it's no coincidence that he's blaming democrats Of course saying that he doesn't want mail-in ballots, of course And I think that look I think this whole thing gets politicized And this is the newest thing that we're going to talk about and then for next Maybe a week or two we're going to talk about this and then a new thing will pop up that will be politicized This is just How do you explain them removing? Collection boxes off the streets In some states. What's the point of that? To limit the amount of pickup because they don't have the Uh reason to go pick up these places in the same I don't know making so why they stop it so fast But they just announced sunday that they're going to stop the removing of the collection boxes Because of recent customer concerns Because of recent customer concerns. That's why they stopped it So but if it's a problem like if it's really a problem And you take the boxes away and you say no we have to do this for the greater good of the post office But if you can just stop that problem because people have concerns like yo Why y'all taking the collection boxes away because we all know Well, what is the reason why they're taking them away? Uh, I think they're taking the boxes away because this is blatant voter suppression right in your fucking face so Trump is trying to suppress the vote and then trump is also claiming that democrats are trying to inflate the vote Potentially illegally right he says he thinks that uh, I was I was looking at um, I don't know if it was cnn or msnbc And they showed the statistics and percentage wise For whatever reason mail-in voting always benefits democrats um But in person always benefits Republicans right I don't know. I don't know. I don't know why that is but that's what the The studies show and I don't remember the exact numbers, but it's far in a way They was like 60 to like 20 30 male in ballots benefit democrats in person Benefits republican right and low voter turnout always benefits republicans Right. So you live it. We're in a time right now when you have the corona virus pandemic A lot of people probably are going to be afraid to go to the polls in november You have a lot of older people That's the other thing too. I think a lot of you younger folks. I'm glad we're on this A lot of you younger folks need to volunteer to work at the polls this year Because usually when you go to these polls, who do you see working these polls you see older people, bro I think this is the year that a lot of younger folks should really get involved And saying you know what I want to work the polls let grandma and grand grand daddy stay home You know, let your old mom and your old mom stay home and and you go out and and work the polls this year Because I don't think this is a coincidence. I would love to just say, yeah, you know, no I'm not saying it's coincidence. I 100% believe that is being like politicized and I think Trump Again, this is me thinking. I don't fucking know if he thinks that Vote what is it called mail-in voting puts him at a disadvantage. He's gonna do everything to push back against it I mean, listen It's his fault because he admitted In that fox news interview right that he opposes At least part of the proposed emergency funding infusion for the post office because he believes the uptick in mail-in ballots During the pandemic will favor democrats. Absolutely. And and I vote suppression 100% agree 100% I guess what I'm trying to say is I am not shocked And I'm against voter suppression in any way shape or form What I'm trying to say is I am not shocked that A politician is going to either suppress or allow a potentially harmful thing To their campaign. So for example, just as democrats are saying, hey, you can't possibly go to a polling station It's dangerous. We shouldn't have live polling stations We should only go home and in the same breath are also saying but if you'd like to protest in groups That's totally fine. Go do that and that doesn't spread corona in any way shape or form They say that in the same breath because they know if they said protesting was bad and could spread the illness That they would get pushed back from their supporters. So what I'm saying is democrats aren't saying not to go to the polls Democrats are just saying that due to the climate that we're in With corona virus in the pandemic If you don't feel comfortable going to the polls then the mail-in ballot option should be able to happen And it shouldn't interfere with our election completely reasonable completely reasonable that being said you haven't heard them criticize This criticize the spread of corona through any protests because they know that it would get pushed back from their supporters Right and I don't have not really. I mean you've literally seen public Accounts saying hey, we are uh, you should not go to the gym. You should not do anything You should not congregate outside unless of course you are protesting and by all means do that now I'm actually okay with that. I'm supported that protesting is part of the american creed It's part of like our ideals. You have the right to assemble. You have the right to protest. So I support it I'm just saying I'm not shocked that trump Is giving pushback against this just like i'm not shocked that any liberal politician is completely okay with uh With you know forming large groups, etc. Yeah, but the sad part is what we've normalized with donald trump is is crime When when he pardons people who have you know Testified for him and lied and then gone to jail for it. We he pardons them and nothing happens And this is just another example of us Really normalizing what's going to turn out to be dictatorship in a second. Don't think it can't happen in america, right? I think we might we might be too crazy for dictatorship, bro No, I don't know. I mean, I don't know. I got to see I to be honest with you I Hate to throw it out there. Mm-hmm Allegedly Low pussy Who america? Low pussy. Yeah, you you wild, bro Low pussy Chotes you all about we'll we'll fight each other I don't think we rebelling against no government, bro You see that you you forget who these motherfuckers are, bro. These freedom fighters out here, man They say some what you don't see it. What happened to do they shot up while he was playing the baseball game Americans are out there shooting that senator or congressman. So you think let's let's let's let's say let's say Americans don't put it this way if if If six nine was trolling america instead of rappers, he would have been gone out of here So if trump loses in six nine knows exactly who he cannot troll and that's crazy right wing americans If trump loses in november Right. Mm-hmm doesn't leave the white house. He out here Finesse's some tries to finesse some shit to stay in the white house whatever whatever You think you think you think america's gonna fight back depends how he loses like if he for example Shows he has a bag of mail fake mail-in ballots He goes here are fake mail-in ballots that have all bunch of names of dead people And look how they finesse the system and don't act like it hasn't been finesse before Chris will tell you right now what happened with the uh, the uh, the mafia and jfk in chicago chris Tell them about that chris Yeah, uh, the uh jfk they chicago and illinois have a history of ballot stuffing But i think the difference is and the ballot stuffing did favor the democrats in those situations It won jfk the election. Sure. He he worked with the mob in illinois and he worked with People, I don't know if you call it the mob in west virginia, but those were the two states that you know were most affected uh, you know the difference though is ultimately You know the democrats have always Respected the election the results of the election if you go back to 2000 with gore versus bush They went with it They they put the health of the country Above the health of the party right even with trump Even with trump versus clinton remember trump lost the popular vote Um, they didn't fight that they took it. They took the l for this better. There's nothing to fight there This country is not decided. Okay. Let me ask you this if the rolls are reversed this time around if biden wins the electoral college and trump wins the uh Hold on one second the the popular vote popular vote. Do you think he's going to take that the same way that clinton took it? Yes, no, no Do I think that he will leave donald j I think he'll say things like I won the popular vote. They didn't but we have to understand This is a representative democracy and the electoral college is part of that We gotta stop acting like we don't know what the fuck that thing is every time it doesn't go in our favor Donald trump is not By the way, i'm abraham lincoln did not win the popular vote Okay, he won the electoral college and thank the fuck god andrew Everything that we're talking about right now We are going to get the opportunity to see we'll find out so I'm telling you right now We're gonna get the opportunity to see because donald trump wants to be president for life Yo, so lennard has been telling y'all this shit for a year. I'll give you this some change I'll give you this. Okay. I'll give you this. I'll give you this 100 percent. I'll talk about real quick And I saw I watched the video with you and akash talking about it. God damn it So here's the thing. What did we say? What did we say? I didn't watch the whole thing. I'm lying because I'm gonna be honest with you I watched the first five minutes and I didn't get no credit. So I turned it off. I'm beyond That's just all ego. I'm be honest with you. I didn't hear my name. Mr. Do the first five minutes I didn't hear my boy say that crazy motherfucker. Charlemagne has been saying this shit for a year some change So I kind of clocked. I'm gonna be honest. I got interested in something else. All right, that's fair enough You gave us five minutes. It counts as a view Got it So do I think trump has that same I don't even know how to describe it like the same patriotism I guess it took the democrats to go. Okay, we want to keep the country together and that's more important Than really dissecting this election and going. Oh my god. They stole it from us I don't think he has it. I think trump is out there for himself And I think he's 100 percent that being said you need to show voter fraud In order for him to have a leg to stand on if there is let's say hypothetically speaking There is no voter fraud. He just loses the fair election. He's out of there if he can prove Nah, bro, I think I think he's able to prove. Listen, what has he been able to prove thus far? Trump don't give a fuck. When will we realize this? He don't give a fuck that man is moving to the beat of his own drum And he's looking at what putin did putin and he's looking at what the what's the president of your country name chris Which one? I got a couple countries. China. I don't know how to pronounce it geney Him he's president for life. I'm telling you if you think for one second that donald trump May not try to repeal the 22nd amendment of the u.s constitution And stay president you're out of your mind Honestly, I don't think he wants to be president no more. I think he's tired of this shit Yeah, but I think I think he's afraid he'll go to prison if he's not that's fair. That's interesting And then low-key. I think they will throw his ass in prison immediately. You said You told me on this podcast that you said they would never put a president in jail Even after they left the white house. Yo, you said that yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo No, you're like a kid, you're like I said on this very podcast that they would throw him in jail. That's what I said No, that's not what you said. You said they're exact opposite. Taylor Taylor didn't I say Taylor didn't I say that? Goddamn lie Charlotte he really did say oh shut up I said I said I said I said they are putting him in jail The second that he wins and then you said this you said something like You know, not all maggot people are bad like we need to give them a better chance and then like we need to look at white women As the savior white women can really save black men and we need to We need to look at how they can come to our aid and our help, you know something about michael or whatever All i'm telling y'all is He's not playing when he posts things on instagram when he's saying he's staying until 2048, bro Trump ain't going nowhere. I'm telling you he's 80 years old. He can't be here to know 2048, bro He just needs to ride it out till he dies. That's all No, bro. He's not spending this good golden years in prison. Exactly You know about the wine scene trump trump ain't spending his last days in jail He also he also thinks he can figure out a way to pass it off to one of his kids. I mean that's that's also the strategy I believe that a hundred percent. I believe they're trying to create some legacy politicians I believe that and that obviously that's been done by the you know the bushes And i'm sure there's other people who've tried to do that as well But yeah, it's definitely trying to do that. That's what happens when motherfuckers want power They want to keep that shit. That's all it is bro, man. Chose you hit it on the head It's fucking power. Everybody wants power like nobody wants to do what's right. They want power They want power in low key. That's why if you want to bring it to a different thing is like That's why uh, like hollywood and all these other structures You could talk holly corporate america all these other places they preach diversity But there's no divert diversity in the corporate offices There's no diversity on the executive boards. They don't care about diversity They just want to hold the power between them and their friends and they want to give the little token diversity things Like oh, here's an athlete of a different color. Oh, here's a lead actor of a different color The shit that they could interchange With a different movie or should they can interchange with a different campaign a different sneaker or whatever they give to diversity, but the shit that Stays and consolidates the power Very rarely will they do that ever same thing with politics everybody wants to just keep it to that little club Everybody want the power yo and let's not I mean listen in both sides democrats Both want power the only thing that you can ever hope for when somebody has power is that they have some fucking empathy Yes, like like literally that's it like that's the oh yo by the way my people everybody listening the bare Minimum you want from anybody that has power is that they have some empathy and they look out for the little motherfucker That's really that's really it Nothing more nothing less did we ever do ask an idiot what the fuck happened? Oh taylor derailed us with the usps question Let's do some asking idiots taylor give us three real quick. Okay All right, um well speaking on trump Well, actually I don't want to talk about jumping in my so Markey underscore galley wants to know what was your most embarrassing moment in public and how did you pass it? Move past it My most embarrassing moment in public And how did I move past it? God I don't know man. I've had a lot of embarrassing moments, man I don't know charlotte what you got um I don't know if I have any embarrassing public moments because I've kind of fixed my brain Not to be ashamed of certain things that happen publicly I guess even when you know when you are a public figure like, you know, you getting talked about all the time and Some of you that's what that's that's one and I think I've said this before I don't know if I said this here I'm in one of my books, but That's one of the reasons I don't edit things out of interviews like when when When when masterpiece checks me in an interview or fragile star Wiles out or be any seagull Calls me pussy like nothing that stuff is life I could edit all that out, but I I don't care because I take the good with the bad So and by the way, I don't believe in so-called good or bad. It's just all part of the process So those things that I guess would be embarrassing to other people. I don't give a fuck about Call me pussy. I don't I've survived survived and I'm still surviving at I'm happy to be here 42 years old being Being pussy has kept me alive. Yeah, you know what I'm saying when I was tough And in pretending to be hard That's when I had all those brushes with death In the street, you know what I mean? So I don't care Or even like even when they punched me in the back of the head and Front of the radio station and I took off running like that would be super embarrassing for a lot of people You know what I'm saying for me I ain't give a fuck I don't suffer from no digital depression digital depression is what I call When some shit like that happens to you when you get your ass kicked on camera and the whole world sees it especially Imagine a man is one thing when you get could we watch videos of people getting beat up all the time? Right, we don't even know those people imagine when somebody you know That shit happens to you. It's just like yo, I keep it the fuck moving. Like, oh every now and then motherfucker's a yell out Can I get a drop off? Send me some shit on twitter like I'm gonna give a fuck. My life is great. Yeah You know, yeah, I don't know when I'm embarrassed. I don't know. I really don't I really I'm not even saying that I don't want when the last time I've been embarrassed publicly I really don't am I am I in the private moments when I've done things that I'm embarrassed by You know those things I'm I'm I hold myself accountable more than anybody else You know I'm saying like people can say things to me and I'll brush it off But you know, it's those things you keep telling yourself over and over That that that really fuck with you. So I don't yeah publicly. I don't know anything that um That's embarrassing. Hmm. What else is that? um I still gimme wants to know if you two could switch lives for a day What would be something you want to do in each other's lives? That you couldn't do in your own um, I'd like to uh Yeah, I like to drink water by the bucket or whatever it is that he drinks. That'd be really cool I don't have to I don't get to do that normally is just you know, take a barrel to my head full of water So that's what I would like to do is use charlemagne um for me it probably be stand-up and it would probably be I would definitely go to a doctor to see what the fuck is wrong on my bow Because andrew takes a lot of shit A lot a lot a lot of shit. So I would have to see what the fuck is wrong with my bow And I would get a wax Get a wax We'll always talk about how hairy your asshole is bro. Oh, I thought you meant like you'd still get wax You get like a like a white version of wax. I get that I get them cheeks. I get them cheeks wax, baby Fair enough. That should feel great. Andrew get back in his body. He have a nice smooth, but You want to put all that hair went Give me another one tell us like the last one next question. Um, uh The kodak chris wants to know what's one weird habit you've picked up or noticed that you have since you've been stuck in the house Oh, that's a good one charlotte. What you got man? You've been in the house more than me. Um Is it you said bad habit or just having a weird habit that you've done since you've been stuck in the house Oh tree hugging walking around the backyard barefoot tree hugging baby That's it. I mean, I'm not gonna call that weird, but that is definitely um, you do that how many times a week A lot I'm doing as soon as I get the fuck off this goddamn zoom and when people come to my house I'm like, yo, go hug the tree. Yep Is just one tree and all of them do it My homegirl tiffin your way was over here the other day She did it and you got to get barefoot when you get barefoot and you put your feet in the ground And you get that grounding and you put your hands on that tree and you just say a prayer I promise you it just I don't know the energy of it just shifts something in you man. It's really really good barefoot I have heard that I have heard that about being barefoot Like there's something about being barefoot and like uh connecting y'all don't wear no shoes at burning man Why you think y'all got such a connection at burning man? We gotta wear the boots, bro You need you have to wear boots, you know have to do anything there But I mean you're gonna be filthy is gonna be sand everywhere. It's you got those boots on bro Yo, I promise you when they open that shit back up and go to burning man walking around that sand with no shoes All right, bet. I'm sorry. It's the earth like it's the connection to the earth It's like you're you're rooting yourself into the ground like it gives you a feeling a wholeness I have heard that I have heard that noble The problem with us as human beings What'd you say alex? They said not to be barefoot especially out there something in that sand it like Drives out your foot in a way where it could start like cracking your skin. Oh, I get it. I get it. I get it Um One problem that we have as humans We don't realize that we're already whole because we're connected to everything We have to stop looking at ourselves as individuals and start looking at ourselves as something that's connected to this whole broader universe When you look at a tree, you should see yourself when you look up in the sky You should see yourself when you look at the sun the moon You should see yourself because you are a part of that human beings are a part of that It's like every animal you see every bug everything is part of this universe is part of this ecosystem We're all connected as one and man when you take your mother fucking shoes off And you know walk around in some goddamn grass and put your hands on some trees You really feel a different type of fucking energy Do it just check for text when you're done Shout to chris, man. All right y'all shout the shout the mc line mc line out this motherfucker All right, listen as always if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart. You think we're intelligent You think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right But if you listen to this podcast, you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit You're right, too. It's the brilliant idiots podcast. Thank you for listening. Hey