 Oh, good God! That what? Don't say that! Did that mean what I think it means? I hope not. Good grief. Welcome back to part three of our watch-on-to-vicki donor. The, obviously, Abyshek film. If you haven't seen the first two parts, please go check those parts out. If you'd like to see the full-on cut version, though, you can head over to Patreon. I'll put the link in the pinned comment. And at the end of this part, we will talk about the film and review it. And review it. Long time coming film. Literally. Long time coming. Here we go. Hello, Dr. Chatter. Oh, my God, you! Oh, my God, you saved my voice! Of course! Ma'am, he's not here. He's in the bedroom with someone. Mr. Kapoor, it is just a gentle reminder. Congratulations. We'll definitely come. Tuna, so what's your plan? Bank wants to know when you are joining back. I don't know. He had to tell me. I don't know. You did well then. In the last two months, this client has already done this four times. Ask him why? Because his son hasn't even taught his mom and dad how to say it. His mom's words, his words. DK and DK's words. I don't know what he's saying. The party has to say that the donor's family background didn't sound good. Now, toddlers are just dicks. Ashima, you'll have to make her understand that you weren't wrong. It's not possible, sir. One time, for one and a half years, Anu brought me to the clinic the next Saturday. Next Saturday, clinic's 25th anniversary. And all of his children will be there. I told you. I don't think it's his children. I think it's all the families that have benefited from sperm donation. And we're able to have a kid because a sperm donor. I don't think it'll be his kids specifically because I don't think they'd be old enough. Right. Everybody realizes it's not this shameless thing. But you should still tell your significant other if you're donating sperm or did. It's weird advice. I think it was a little bit of both. She's primarily lying to me. It's OK to be hurt by that. He's thinking right. You probably should have told her then. That would have helped. And I'm so sorry that I lied to you and didn't tell you everything about me before we got married. Have a look. These are all your children. How do you feel when you see them playing? What kind of a question is this? All I know is that a kid could have been mine. Everybody's family is complete. Why not me? Like you're feeling now. Like you're feeling now. These kids' parents used to feel the same way a few years ago. Before Vicky's donor comes into their life. Because of their happiness. Vicky. Because these kids. I thought so. Every one of them is his. How long has he been doing this? Oh for 20 years. Easily 15 years. I think it's more like I think he's speaking metaphorically because of people like. I don't know. I think he's being literal. I don't think so. I guess he's been doing this a lot longer than I thought. He hasn't aged a day. That could be. He's clearly been doing it for years. I haven't seen any that would be over four or five yet. But you have to add a year because there's the nine months. So at minimum five years. Minimum. So he would be 30 technically right now. Wait it's not out of the question but they just weren't clear about like the time pass in this whole thing. Yeah. There was a day when for Vicky that would be his worst nightmare. See not many children in one place. Adoption, surrogacy is all options. And everything will suddenly be okay. That boy there in black. He's dead. He's got your eyes. Oh yeah his hair is like yours. Okay. That little foreigner girl. Foreigner girl. Oh to the white white people. Oh good god. What? Don't say that. Did that mean what I think it means? I hope not. Good grief. Please don't call people that ever. I'm sorry. He should still be the one saying I'm sorry. True he definitely should. I'm sorry. You should be sorry for saying that little ching chong. Don't ever say that in here ever again. That was that was surprisingly rough to see that. I don't help us contextualize that. I hope it's not but it is at face value. Aryan race. He's going to get his own child. Yep. So he's going to get his own child. Thank you Dr. Chedda for doing this. You saved a soul. Oh she's cute. There's nothing like little kids man. They're annoying as hell but man. They sure can be. But they are so wonderful. They're the pros definitely far outweigh the cons. By far. Well as long as they're yours. They're not yours. Yeah even when they're not as long as they aren't. They've been parented right. There's probably a lot of paperwork. I mean I know he's technically yours but is that easy to adopt in India. Wow. Good lord. It is for you buddy. Technically all children are peanuts fruits. Technically for a second. Four pregnancies a second. I'll jerk you into a cup. Is that the way to set up the sequel. That's John Abraham. I like the callback. That was John Abraham right. It was yeah. That's not. On the bike. That was John Abraham right. I think it was. Yeah that's John Abraham. Yeah that's John Abraham. That's funny. I like the callback. A whiskey. A whiskey. Is that Drew Barrymore. Damn he is buff. What are they doing. He may be. Are they saying dole right. I don't know. I think it's a different thing. Similar. Like I don't think it's dole right. Yeah. Maybe. Does dole already mean search. This is their contribution for the ladies to get pregnant. That was funny. I like that they brought him back. I did. I will not like brought him in. Brought him in in general. Just from that one reference. From reference. Yeah. I need to make sure that's done. No see I doubt there will be. Yeah. Yeah. That was nice. I got into it more as it went along. Yeah the second half got me a little more connected. I think it definitely shows its age more. Oh yeah. It's dated. In terms of like some of the obviously then some of his newer films. In terms of like how the film I'm sure it was made on a very small budget. I'm sure it wasn't meant to be this because there's no stars on it. And yeah it probably made very quickly. He wasn't a star at the time. Nope. And so I'm sure it was made on a small budget which is why it sounded dubbed. Yeah for the most part. As opposed to you know the sync sound. This is pretty early I think in Sujit's career as well. I think he was just a few films in. Yeah. Double check here. Was he responsible for the writing credits on it as well? Oh check hold on. So this is his. So he had one film in 2005. I don't know whether Yahan and then he was a producer. This is technically. Technically only a second. Yeah I don't know what Yahan is. If it's what that involves but it's a second. And so you can see all that with some directing, newness, actor, newness. And did you check if he wrote? No. Johnny Byrne produced it. Yeah that's great. Look at that. Okay there's the connection. I like it. The screenplay was Ju... Did she write Piku? Yeah. They must be a writing partnership. Yeah. Yeah so even in the writing it showed it's new. But also they were going for the commercial feel which... But even for like around this time. Because when was Band Baja Bharat a few years? I don't remember the year. Regardless. But a film like that was around that time that was a little more... You didn't feel the date as much even though you felt it a little bit like with the film like it didn't look as pretty as it probably could have if they had money or all that kind of stuff. And it kind of had some I'm guessing Indian humor in it that fully didn't translate all the time. And just stuff that they said that you just probably shouldn't say. I'm actually looking up Ching Chong. If that means the same thing it does here that's obviously something that you just shouldn't say nowadays. Yeah it's an ethnic slur used to mock Chinese people. It's a derogatory imitation of Mandarin. That's what I thought. That's how it hit me. You'll hear some of that stuff obviously in old Hollywood films too. So like it's like all the times. From a long way back. No not even that long 90s. You'll hear it in the 90s. I'll be sure you lots of films don't like that. It's just like the stuff that we used to say about people. My dad still can't stop. My grandma I understand it. She's going to be 96. My dad it's a little bit it's like he gets some grace too because he has mental illness. His referral to anything that would be Japanese or Chinese or Korean. Oriental. Every time. Let's go to that Oriental place. We don't say that anymore. It's like it's like it became such a common vernacular that a lot of the boomer generation who fought in World War II they were just straight up the Japs. But I got a lot more into it. I don't think there was ever a time that I was like oh this is awful. But like in the beginning it was like okay let's get going with the story here. And I think once the story actually started to get going really is when I was like okay this is good I'm enjoying this. Yeah and in the early part of it the first half not so much the second half partly because I mean the big reason for that is because the story was different the script was different but in the beginning part I saw some moments that I'm sure when a Yushman watches this he cringes. He cringes a bit because he's green and that's obvious. Yeah for sure. But it's not a terrible debut at all. No it's he does a good job. Definitely not. She does a great job. Yeah her name is Yami. Yeah Yami Gautam. We've seen her a really good job. We saw her in I liked her a lot. We saw an Uri. We saw her in Bad Lepper. She was in Bad Lepper. Yeah she was very grounded. Treated this like I mean clearly just did a very very good job. Yeah I thought he did a good job too. Yeah so did I. But you could see the doctor did a good job. You could see the greenness of kind of almost everybody involved not the doctor but he was playing the kind of the comic relief a lot of times I feel like. And did a good job. But like a Yushman being his first film Sujit being a very early on in his career. Like how far he's come. Oh my stars. This possibly your first film. I don't know what that other one is obviously from 2005. But then to go to Sardar Udam and Piku. Yeah talk about just growth. My guess is that his later films. October is more serious. It was the other one that he did that was more recent that we saw. Oh Galabo Sotabu even though we didn't like that one. There was nothing like wrong. It was just boring. I just bored us. Yeah it was boring. But those are like more serious with like subtle comedy. This is more commercial. Commercial. I'm guessing he was hired to make a commercial film. Yes. That people can enjoy. Yes. And that's how you make your dues. Right. And his style is a lot more Sardar Udam now. Yeah. But he could do what he wants now. Yeah. Because he's a he's an established director. Yes. But it's funny to see the transition. That's the other thing with Ayushman. He got clearly likes the social films. This was his introduction to. But his social films have become a lot more. Even though they're commercial and they're comedic. Yeah. They're a lot more grounded. Yeah. And a lot of the things that get tied up in a bow aren't so simplistic. Yeah. But this is forgivable and it's simplistic. It got there in the second half. It did. In terms of like what the story got there. My kind of connection to everybody and wanting stuff to happen and caring for them got there in the second half. And or even before that. There wasn't one whistle though. There wasn't one. No. But there was that every single time he came on screen in the beginning. He had that soundtrack. Is it when Ramo came in in the Tamil film with Vikram? Yeah. Say Ari Ammo every time he came up on screen. I also love the nonstop references this guy had to sperm everywhere in his life hanging from his mirror on his shirts on his walls in his chair in his hands. Yeah. Nonstop sperm. I enjoyed the funny differences between the Bengali and the. Yeah. The stereotypes. Yeah. Which is that like the most. Right off the bat. Fish. Butter chicken. Okay. I think that's the most common cultural like conflict I've found like in Indian or at least at least Hindi. That we've been exposed to. Yeah. At least Hindi specific. My suspicion it's it's either it's either going to be that regionally or it's going to be the relationship where it's it's you can't have the love between a Muslim and a Hindu. Yeah. But when it comes to actual regions of India. North and south. But that's a broad south. It is more broad. I think that is by far the most common stereotype that's that's that's used as far as the difference. It seems like it's commonly accepted as well. Yes. Like Punjabis are like this. Bengalis are like this. It's kind of like New Yorkers and Angelinos. It's like L.A. and New York has. They're not as different. Dark differences but they're not as dark as that. No no because also I think there's political differences between the two in terms of like Bengalis might be more modern and the Punjabis might be I think I've heard this is the more conservative whereas New York L.A. are pretty similar in terms of their belief. Well yeah they're very democratic very progressive very as opposed to like if you went from New York to like Texas or even more like I'll Obama yeah something like that but also Alabamans aren't known for partying either. No there's it's just it's definitely a unique dichotomy I guess if you will between the two which I thought a lot of it was a lot of fun. I thought the songs were fun. Who's the composer here? Is it anybody? Ayushman was the singer. Yeah I don't know if the composer was though. Is it Don Bonn? Don Bonn. That's a fun name. Yeah Don Bonn. But they brought it back in the end to the social messaging. They didn't do anything to really justify the fact that he'd been doing this for five years but okay. Yeah I think they definitely should have made it if it was in there please let us know and we just missed it. Like they should have made it more clear of the time passage from his starting it. So how long before he met her was he already donating? Yeah I think as far as they were concerned the amount of time that they had to film this thing probably that they just they had the story and it was probably one of those things of yeah we could have done that but we just didn't have the time to do that. Because none of them looked really older than Leland. Leland's four now he just turned four. Yeah there was nothing else that conveyed he'd been doing it this long. Yeah I mean he could easily pass as a 30 year old man. So like that's not I think they should have just made that more clear in the story. Right. Where was he when he started it? And before the relationship how long have they been married now? Right. The only time passage I saw was a few months later that came up on screen was a few months later. Right and so is it believable that it could be five years? Absolutely I think you just needed to make that more clear in the film. And give us a moment like to elevate it somewhat in its value make it more like I say but I do you give him a moment of definitive repentance and understanding that what he did was wrong and then you also give her a moment to say I've reached a place of healing and recognize that even though I can't have kids I'd rather have one that's related to you than us not have one at all. Yeah. It just was it was really simple. Yeah. Just really simple. Well I think yeah I think it was just because it was supposed to be. Yeah I think it is it's just supposed to be a very simple commercial. Not all of his other things but a lot of his other things are. This is going to be a simple concept. Right. But a taboo subject that I can reach people that wouldn't normally talk about this style of thing. Whether it's this or whether it's but I do and the old people getting together. What are all the other ones that he's done? Some that we haven't seen obviously. Yeah. Globis that I didn't really have that but it now not really. Article 15 is in a lot more serious. Whole other category. Yeah. But I do. Andahan isn't really. This is the. That. No no it's not. That's the one. Seeking true love. That's called Bucky T. Barfi. Oh. It's with. Yeah. They gave it to me and Rajkumar. I love that one. Yep. That was his first film. Did it say introducing in the beginning? It didn't which is interesting. Had he been on TV prior? Might have been. And that's something also I'd love to know is just relationally who he was connected to that gave him the opportunity to lead in a film for his first film. Yeah. But yeah overall I enjoyed it. Where would this rank for you in terms of the films we've seen of his? Of a Ushman? Let's see. Yeah hold on. We got an action here. Came out last year. Yeah. Action hero was really interesting movie. Yeah interesting. I'm looking at the ones we've we didn't see that one. I don't think Galabo Sotabo is there. That would be. Galabo is at the bottom for me. Yeah. Just because it was pretty boring. It just it just it would just never engage us. Do we haven't seen anything girl. Article 15 is way up there. Yeah. Article 15 is good. I do. It's good. Yeah. And a Honda Hunt. Honda Hunt. You hated it. Barfi Barfi that one I can't announce it. Yeah. That's all about that. That's a great. This is down this is down toward the bottom. Yeah. So but I didn't dislike it. Yeah no. I enjoyed it. It was it's just a really simple. I would watch it again. Yeah I would do. I wouldn't watch Galabo Sotabo again. No. That would be definitely at the bottom for me. Yeah. No this would be one where if I was watching if it came on and and say Alexis had never seen it before. She had they're having a sleepover. They say hey do you want to watch this again if you're if you're in the mood for really simple lighthearted comedy that has something of a message and you just want to laugh a little bit. I bet it would. Let me watch more if we saw it when it came out though. Oh I'm sure. Because it was probably so different talking about set taboo. Probably very groundbreaking and obviously you wouldn't have like the they just said ching chong for or talking about the Aryan race. Yeah. Which maybe is different in India. Anytime like I would play characters in TV shows of a skinhead. And I'd be talking about all the Aryan race. That would fit in that concept because you're not supposed to like this person. Right. Exactly. Because we think of the Aryan race of Hitler wanting to have the pure Aryan race. They go hand in hand. So that's why it's drawing for us. I understand it might mean something. The Aryan race and white supremacy are kissing cousins. It might be something totally different in India. And it very well may be just like when we you know I remember the first time we were introduced to seeing the symbol of the swastika on some things. Yeah. And obviously our immediate thought was what the hell. Yeah. Now we realize we understand how obviously the Nazis stole that. So you wouldn't have those jarring moments or like like it's just filmed differently than even Hindi films are filmed now. But if we had seen it like when it came out which was the first year of the channel we would have missed a whole ton of stuff particularly we wouldn't have appreciated so much the differentiation of Punjabis and Bengalis. That's true. At all. Would have really missed out on a lot of that humor. But yeah overall I enjoyed it. I would watch it again. It was a nice one. Yeah. It would I'm glad. It looks like it's actually only there's only one Asian film that I haven't liked and it was Glabasitabo really. And it wasn't because of him. And it wasn't because the film was even bad in terms of like quality like. No. The actors were good. I think is what we said. It just kind of was slow and didn't go anywhere. Slow and I wasn't really interested in what was happening. It's pretty much the writing on that one. But all the other ones action hero would probably be lower. Just because even though it was interesting. Very smart. Meta. Really intelligent film. But I would probably watch Vicky Donner before I would watch an action hero again. But I think it's just Indians can probably understand an action hero. I might even watch as far as it's just the enjoyment level. But I still enjoyed it. Like Article 15 you've got to be in the right lane. But great movie. To watch that movie. Yeah. You've got to be in the mood for a very serious gripping drama when you're going to watch Article 15. And I think those are all the other ones I've been really enjoyed. Yeah, me too. Love Buck D.T. Barfee or whatever that one's called. Yeah. I'm down down obviously a love but I do Article 15. Do you need to see Dream Girl I guess because the second one just came out. Yeah. So yeah. It was really nice. I hope you guys enjoyed the watch along. Let us know what our next watch along should be. What should be our next Eushman film. Eushman film. Please come on the channel Eushman. Yeah. We know you're bi. That's bi. Also why are so many actors Punjabi. Isn't Shahid Punjabi too? Don't know. Or is he just a play a lot of Punjabi's. I don't know. I feel like he's a Punjabi. I'm not sure. I feel like a lot of actors are Punjabi. Maybe it's just because they're already out there. So they fit acting well. I don't know. Yeah I don't know what ratio are or are not. Is it like Jewish people in Hollywood. It's like a lot of. A lot of what. No that would be. And that's not just the actors. Those are the people in control. Yeah if you don't know that. Yeah. You don't know that Hollywood very well. Hollywood exists because of the Jews. It's true. That's 100% correct. Yep. And still is. And still is. Anyways. Let us know what our next watch along should be. If you saw us on YouTube obviously you saw a very cut up version. If you'd like to see full on cut versions though you can have her to Patreon. I'll put a link in the description below in the pinned comment. So you can go check those out. On to the next watch along.