 We're gonna play NFC Championship game against Saint. We have taken the Minnesota Vikings to the brink of greatness here, boys. Vikings, you guys should know by now. If you don't, Kyler Murray, Joe Mixon, 97 overall. Wide receivers, we got Tim Patrick, Jackson Smith and Jigba, and Quest Watkins. We got our boy Fyre Mooth at tight end. Slow, fat piece of shit, but sometimes he cooks, sometimes he's been going crazy in the playoff run so far though. So no hate from him, we got three secure protectors. We got our boy John Franklin Myers at defensive end. We got Derrick Brown, defensive tackle, big body, Lamar Dotson. In his second year, I believe in his third year, I think, or maybe second year, his second year, I don't know, but he's finally 88 overall. He's coming into his own corners. We got Snead and Dean, Michael O, Greg Jr., the boys, the boys right there. We got a plethora of safeties that kind of suck, but are kind of good. Jordan Badall, my rookie, probably the best of the bunch here. Yeah, we're looking good. Now, let's take a look at the safety. I know he has Marquez Valdez Scantling. Let's see what he got here. He's got Russell Douglas, safeties. Corners, he got JC Jackson, who's a god. Chavarius Ward, who's a god. Marlin Humphrey, who's a god. Isaiah Rogers, who looks like a god. Javelin Guidry, 96 speed, looks like a god. I mean, he has so many corners. We'll see though. Defensive line, he's got the Neil Hunter, 99 overall. Jonathan Andrews, I think he's a big body. 81 speed, not that fast, but 96 overall. Full line, he's got Joe Thuney. He's got Cameron David. So he's pretty solid, not a good old line, but he's got the right abilities. David Nujoku, 98 overall. Brandon Ayuk, Quentin Johnson. Johnston, I think is a rookie, 93 speed. Superstar, I mean, 92 overall. So he's gonna be a stud wide receiver here. Short end, short out. Oh, he doesn't have Marquez Valdez anymore, but he has Joshua Gilmore, 97 speed, rookie. No abilities though. So I don't know, man. He's got two good wide receivers. Like, I don't know, man. I feel like my corners can keep up with this team. I don't know, boys. We're back, he's got Trevor Lawrence. I don't know, boys. Pretty good. I think his defense is really good. We'll see, boys. We'll see. I mean, Saint is probably, I'm probably 0-3 against Saint and CFMs. So we gotta tighten up and get a dub. I feel like our teams are pretty even right here. We're pretty evenly teams. Now, Saint goes trips tight end to bunch tight end or to tight. I need somebody to cover the tight end and trips tight end. I really do. This is tough. This is, I like this way better than mutt, is that you only have two abilities. So you gotta pick them, right? Like, you literally gotta pick them. The problem is like, I can set up abilities, obviously for trips tight end, but then when you audible, they're like, just... And I'm gonna try, Blitz will try it. I feel like my team can hold up and a little two men under. You gotta play offense, man. I gotta play offense. I really do. That's the key right now. Third straight playoff road game, boys. Let's get it. How about we kick the ball first one time and Viking sister here? Yes, let's go. So win already. I just like, I don't know what to do against him, bro. He's tough. Can't lie to you, boys. Dipper! Hey, Delta! There you go, Michael Lowe. There you go, kid. There you go. Hey, Fox, stop, Fox! There's no way that's like a... That's allowed to be in the row. How does nobody get him? Oh, my God! That was such good, good offensive. Oh, my God. How does nobody click in the stick and nobody chase him? And just, I just didn't want to spy because the last play, he had all day. So I rushed three, he still had all day. I just like, man, don't overthink it, man. Rush two, and like, come on, man. God, like, I just knew that, that playmaker back to the middle, he would catch it. And I kind of wanted to like make sure he didn't catch that playmaker then like break the tack on getting the end zone. So I had to help there. I moved left and could not get back to the right at all. I mean, fire move. Are you just like shitting right now? Just go moves. No way, Mixon just fumbled the ball. No way, no way we double fumbled. There's no way Mixon fumbled the ball in the middle of a random ass scrum. Come on, man. That's killer, man. That's, that's killer, dude. Do you see this game? Do you see this? Like literally the zone's right there, but instead of garnish, he bumps my guy off. Like, dude, I hate this fumble. Good catch, Jackson. Big boy. That's a terrible timeout, dude. Absolutely awful timeout. That's complete. I don't know how he has so many people like over there. Like a yellow zone of flats, man. And Ques is just strapped, man. Dog, oh my. That one's on you. No excuses. The excuse was there. Dog, like, God, man, we got to be faster, man. This kid's a nerd. I'm telling you, bro. Absolute nerd. Oh my God, dude. I feel like I've just been on the field for a million plays, man. Dog Trevor Lawrence is just killing us, man. Holy. Come on, man. Yeah. Dog, he's just kidding. Like, just like, oh. I mean, he's making my D-line look like absolute shit, dude. I can't play better defense. I really, I really can't, dude. I really can't. There's no way he wasn't across the line. I really can't, I really can't play better. I really can't play better, see if I'm defense. I can't, dude. My D-line is too slow, man. We got to get John Franklin Myers. I feel like he's balling though. He's just, I feel like he's always chasing him. I can't, like, fire move, just can't. Maybe I got to do more of that. Dog, come on, man. That's such little people rushing the quarterback. Like, we can not get shetted like this, man. I'm sure there's a reason to go for two right here. There is a reason. I swear to God, there's a reason to go for two because if he gets 24 and I have eight, because if he gets 24 and I have eight, then I'm only down 16, all right? Yeah. I'm gonna be fine. The catch-quest, big boy ball. I'm playing defense, bro. I really am, dog. This kid's such a nared though, dude. Like, he wants me to touch this slot corner, so I'm gonna switch Dotson on the other side of what you're gonna call it. That way if he sheds, he's fast enough to chase him. This guy, Franklin Myers, at 80 speed, can't chase him. But he's waiting for me to touch this slot. Oh, he has Omaha. This is fun from what? So that way he can use his motion elsewhere. Thank you. We get the sack, first play. Love to see it. Use his motion elsewhere, so I'm not even one. Come on, dog, I just took the, like, dog, my angle was so shit. So he wants me to touch the slot so he can flip it, so he's not coming off the edge, so I'm not even gonna touch the slot. Dog, we gotta get home, man. He got bumped so bad, I didn't think he was on an angle route. I really didn't. Better Dotson, better, better. I'm not mad at all of my defense. I feel like he's had 40 plays here, boys. I'm not using a spy, so we don't need a spy. When he's scrambling, good things happen to him. That one, ridiculously good play. I don't want to touch the slot, because he's trying to get me. Like, bro, this is just absolutely, must need. This is, it's so nasty, dude. Oh my God. He doesn't have a good one. He might do a glitch. I just can't get a sack, boys. God, I feel like our defense is so good. I just cannot get that sack, man. Oh my God. Come on. I was so scared right there. I clicked on his swatted. I was definitely scared. I mean, dog, come on, Mixon. Go over there and block him. I need you, Mixon. I need you right now, dude. Do I got a slide for you to help you out here? Do I have to? Dog, this dude just ran over to the team. God, dude. I can't get nothing going. I feel like one side just has so much defense. I just can't. Oh my God, oh my God. It's really the same play. I just, I was not prepared to build a ball to our boy, Tim Patrick, right there. We're using a lot of time. Thanks, thanks, Bill Parcells, appreciate you, bro. I heard it's the pumbler, you heard it. We've been known to get these, though, boys. Don't doubt it. We've been known. We've been known to get these. We've been known. Come on, boys, like, what the? Are we serious? There was a million reasons to go for two, you idiot. Just audible to this one. Man, I'm listening to the idiot in my chat that's never been here before, man. I just expected him to run the ball right there. That was a good play, dude. That's why you go for two, because if that happens, you're in a one possession game. The whole point. Damn it, man. Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. I'm going to slide, and then what's going to happen? I'm going to slide, at least that's what I'm like. And he's missing a s**t nowhere. Thank you, Nixon. I hate having fire moves on my s**t. I'm going to tell you that. I'm going to tell you that, boys. I hate throwing them. I can't, no, Nixon's not throwing s**t. I hate that I literally look at fire move at all, defensive, and that's what I'm f**king awesome for, you know? Luckily, I got f**king Joe Mixing, no more. And of course, he's got a f**king Jesus right there, playing corner. Oh, we're right there, boys. I just f**king... Man, God, we can't get one little f**king break in my whole f**king life. We can't just get s**t. This is not s**t. It's too f**king... And standing over the f**king ball. Can't pick it to f**k up. Man, I just can't stop a f**king slant, man. I just can't stop slants, dude, the game. Yo. Need a short knockout, dude. I'm done with the one step ahead, dude. I mean, a fumble killed me, but I do a pick that I shouldn't have done a pick. I do a bad pick. We played our absolute f**k off, dude, on defense. We played our absolute f**k off on defense. Fire move, five for 80. Nice fire move. Three turnovers. We fumble at the end with two fumbles, two fumbles in a f**king pick that was bad. I mean, seven for 10 on third down. Yeah, I mean, well, the last fumble. The last fumble, I tried to get out of bounds if I could because I was between a rock and a hard place. I really shouldn't have scrambled. I shouldn't have scrambled, honestly. Yeah, Mixing can't fumble in a random-ass one-yard f**king run. Like, I really, I shouldn't have scrambled. It's not worth it. The scrambles is not worth it, you know? It's just not, like, these dudes are just not close though. I mean, Muth is open right there, man. He just gotta hit that. Like, how do I go from this animation to strip fumble, dude? I will tell you right, the strip is the worst thing for f**king Madden. It is the absolute no stick, no skill bailout f**king turnover. It should never be a f**king thing. I don't care about peanut punching. I don't care about sh**ing. And it, look at this sh**. How should I fumble this f**king ball? How? It's just stupidly f**king random, man. Then we pick the f**king ball up. And somehow this is another f**king fumble. I just, it's just, it's absolutely, the strip is absolutely terrible. Good game, though, man.