 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're doing something a little bit different. We're taking a look at TikTok, specifically Irish TikTok, because apparently TikTok is dying. I don't know the whole story and frankly, I don't really care. I don't use it. But I figure it would be good to kind of make a bit of a time capsule here. So we'll forever be able to look back on Irish TikTok and just relive it whenever we need to. Can already tell it's a mistake, but we're gonna jump right in. Irish farming is a suggestion. It's a good place to start if you ask me. I don't understand. I'm just generally confused. Like, I don't think I understood TikTok anyway, but this is even more confusing. Yeah, I just... I'm just generally confused. It's just a lot of tractors driving to popular songs. Let's abandon Irish farming for now. Let's just go with Irish. It is clean. There's still potatoes there. There's not Caroline fuck off. I finally found what I like. He'd say, you say your part. Fuck off. Oh, you're right. Fuck you, you rotten damn bitch. Okay, I finally found what I like and I understand. Five things that piss Irish people off. All right, let's see. Doing the stupid, stereotypical Irish voice, tap in the morning till I hear it. You heard him, Jacksepticeye. Stop. Saying that you're Irish. Listen. If you're not from Ireland, you're not fucking Irish, are you? Look, you're gatekeeping now. Like, I am 100% Irish. That is scientifically proven. I could say, don't say you're Irish unless you're 100% Irish, all right? I hate you now. I am the gatekeeper. That was gatekeeper, by the way. I didn't really announce it well and I think it might have come across as gatekeeper. I'm not like holding gay people hostage or anything. I'm not holding anyone hostage for that matter. I'm gonna keep looking at TikToks. See, I'm not actually a big fan of the comedy style Irish videos because it's usually just like, let me do a funny voice. This is usually a very peaceful place. But what I do like is Irish people getting angry because I think Irish people are especially funny when they're angry, especially the older generation. So what I call it, dad was not a fan of the black lipstick. Hi, Moj. Oh, Jesus Christ. Are you fucking kidding me with those? Oh God, did you see? It looks like, oh, for fuck's sake. It's the devil's color. Well, first of all, you look like a whore. And second of all, Jesus Christ, look at those lips. For fuck's sake. She's 26 years old. What can I do? She's 26 years old. Oh my God. That's brilliant. You don't see me dressing as a whore. Well, Jesus. This guy, Jesus, he's so upset. Only Irish people can relate more gatekeeping. Bring it on. Don't you fucking dare relate to any of these things if you're not Irish. A picture of the sacred hearth that plugs in and likes... I have one of those, but with Jim Pickens instead. Biscuit tins. Oh, yes. Don't store anything in your biscuit tins other than biscuits unless you're Irish. More Jesus in every single room. Yeah, it's just kind of a lot of Jesus really, or Jim Pickens if you're me, but do not relate to it. Things in Ireland. That make no sense. All right. Hit me. Potholes. Is that it? I thought you said things. Plural. You just said one thing. Only Irish people will understand. If you're not Irish, keep scrolling. Means I'm going to get this. You might not, but I will. Let's take a look. I actually think most people would understand that. I think most people are aware of the Irish potato famine, but maybe I'm just underestimating how much of a secret we kept it. Sorry if I spoiled it for everyone. I apologize. Okay, it took me way too long to realize that was a different language and not just a weird Irish accent that I can't understand because there are a lot of different accents in Ireland and a lot of them I cannot understand. What the hell is this? Hannah is 104. Hannah says stay home, please. Why are you dancing around here? I don't understand. I don't get the youth. Sorry. First on our list, guys, is the pale party. He tops up the sun cream three times. Looks atrosis. Look at his face. There's nothing wrong with skincare. Okay, I need like 15 layers. I'm wearing sunscreen right now, and I don't plan on leaving the house today. There's a chance that I might pass a mirror or something and I'll get a brief reflection of the sun on me. And then I'm a goner. Oh my God, this is just depressing. Give me a quarter of the day. Give me some live laugh love. Where shall I go? To the left. Where there's nothing right. Or to the right. Where there's nothing left. That was just depressing. I hate this. I hate TikTok. All right, just teach me something in TikTok. Please teach me something. This is the funniest bank robbery I have ever heard of. Wait till the end and I promise you will not be disappointed. No, I do not wait around. If someone says wait till the end, I just immediately leave. But please wait till the end of my video. Honestly, it'll be totally worth it. It's gonna be so funny. I have something special planned. Well, if you're going to do something highly illegal and extremely dangerous, don't post it on social media. Jesus Christ, you're fucking Egypt. What are you doing? Why would you nearly fucking kill yourself for a TikTok? Listen, as a fellow Kevin, please stop. All right, we're stupid enough. We don't need to have another thing held against us. Honestly, I think Irish farming is where it's at. It's just popular music and walking cows, driving tractors. And cows and trampolines. Yeah, Irish farming is where it's at. There's so much going on here to digest. Oh wait, that's a sheep. Jesus. I am a city slicker. I'm letting my country down. Blessing your feed with this piped T7. By Christ, is that a piped T7? I haven't seen a piped T7 yet. I thought they were still on the piped T6. Jesus, the speed off is unbelievable. You'd have the field plowed and you'd be home for 10 by 6 p.m. and just with all this daylight savings. Nonsense, you'd want it too. It's not a shite really made by the TDs. Should they be getting way too much money for putting all these laws in and sure. If you're bringing in daylight savings, where does it end like? Sure ways well make nighttime start at midday. Sure anything to inconvenience the public. Why we vote them in, I wouldn't know. I'm tapping into my 100% Irish self. Tractors, you wouldn't mind having. What the hell is the mask about? 2030 series deer. Oh jeez, no, no, no. You'd go for a deer now. Like why would you want to feed a geerie a 11090? Honestly, you know what they say, if she's red, keep her in the shed. I love this just because it's absolutely no effort. Like what is even going on? It's just hanging out at the farm, have a few brusquies with the boys and then you just say, do you want to stand up in the car there and we'll do a bit of a dance or something. We'll put it on that, what's that thing, the clock one, the tiktok, we'll put it on the tiktok. Wait, you said here's the thing, but I don't understand. What's a mesy? Is that a tractor again? Ah, yeah, yeah, it's a tractor. Well, I agree with you there now. Honestly, it's the equivalent of making fun of someone for using Twitter for Android. Mesys are the Android of tractors, all right? Just to be clear, I use an Android and I do drive a mesy. I am starting to like really like tractors. Belly my entire service. Geez, this is very progressive for an Irish business. Geez, would you look at that? Oh, they're dancing and all. What the hell is Irish tiktok? Wait, what the hell? Wait, no, no, no, no, slow down a second. What the hell was that monstrosity? Jesus Christ, what is that? That bull on, on Dragon's Den, what was a perfect storm? Great beef character, you know, of the breed. What? He's good looking and he knows. He doesn't hold a candle to this thing. This is the final boss if you're a farmer. Look at him. Honestly, why are they even showing their tractor? Why would he need a tractor when you've got that absolute unit? I'd ride that thing into battle. That's the fight I don't really. I just kind of post videos on the internet. Like if there was something for me to battle, that would be my steed. Or a John Deere. I kind of want to buy a tractor. This is like tractor propaganda. This is the shirt I bought for the plowing match this year. Which was a complete waste of fucking money. I love it. It's just so, you're in the loop. The plowing championship is, well, it kind of is self-explanatory. The championship of fucking. It's a yearly, an annual thing in Ireland where farmers get together and well, they plow fields. There's a lot of, you know what? I don't know why I'm explaining this to you. Leave me alone. I feel personally attacked. That's good. I don't really understand what's happening. But is she communicating with the cows? I think I found the Irish doctor do little. Needless to say, I am impressed. What are they doing? They're saving a seagull. It can fly. I don't understand. They saved them fair play by fucking him right up in the air. I never knew how powerful Irish farmers were and honestly, I'm kind of afraid of looking into it anymore because I'm going to be scared. I'm going to live in terror of all these Irish farmers. They're so powerful. They've got so many tractors and I have no tractors and the cows are absolute units. They came to battle me on those cows. What would I do against a cow like that? I want a John Deere tractor. Alright, we're going to leave it there. I am no closer to understanding TikTok. All I know is I like I like farmer TikTok. TikTok as a whole. Don't get it. Alright, we're going to end it there. I hope you enjoyed this look at Irish TikTok. I know I did. This has been an experience. Oh yeah, that big surprise that I said stick around for the end of the video. Thank you. I'm kind of sorry. But yeah, I appreciate you watching, folks. I hope you enjoyed and I hope to see you next time. If you want to see more of me, then I post every day and I also stream over on Twitch. You can find the link to that in the description. But yeah, thanks for watching and see you next time. Bye for now.