 What's good? Don't flop all fucking day. You know the score as your boy at Twitter on the Twitter hashtag D F A F D We are here every in the building Mason fucking Coming out as our final event of the year You know the score you can follow us on Twitter at don't flop Facebook comm slash don't flop as well for all the events and all that good shit All right, this is the top a tournament semi-final The final is gonna be in Leeds on January the end of January It's gonna be our first event of 2015 even that's crazy and this is the final of the yeah Anyway, so it's gonna be dope at the who's gone through to the first one sleeper G, right? Yeah, yeah, sorry, I'm just going crazy. Yes. Yes. Yeah, she made it through and the winner of this is gonna face sleeper G In January next year. All right, cool So emcee on my left-hand side bowed here a few times before and up in Leeds on the main stage Make some noise from Hawaiian everybody. Let's go all the way from whale shots for making a journey again Killed this tournament before and his tryout and all that shit. Please make some noise for vocab All right, vocab is gonna go first like I said top eight semi-final. Let's go Yo, when I said I was gonna battle Juan. I thought I'm gonna straight spin him He's some weird kid with a strange hairstyle that makes him look like most gay women Right now I feel like a age victim because he got you funny side So everybody keeps praising him and wanting to stay winning you might be flying right now But I might clap you up the sky back down to the ground like a clay pigeon because brother you ain't winning There's no way the nerdiest guy on earth is beating me, especially when you still can't even purchase fireworks legally You're very young and that's the reason everybody keeps giving you the benefit of the doubt They're like if you've seen our new kid on don't flop the 11 year old Wow Let's settle in now I can see why people like you it's because you've got that geek appeal But how the fuck are you gonna keep it real when you keep turning up to don't flop events looking like Peter Biel And I was a canned and carnage for the last part are you done you told Jay Dylan He was hanging off rock like the mini Cooper and Italian job and the reaction I had from it was nuts No, I'll admit me watching films doesn't happen very much But the YouTube comments told me it wasn't a mini Cooper your little mongo was actually a bus So make sure you get your facts right the next time you step inside the ring because I was on the same level It's saying I'm the one like real in the matrix or I'll dangle you off a mountain like that baby in the tiger king I Think labor because you fucked up but somehow still got the applause but make a mistake like that around me And I will swallow you whole like that dolphin in jaws We don't even remember that I mean look how fucking young he is little scruffy prick I bet the number one thing on top of his bucket list always has been and still is tough fuck a bitch You're too young for the student loan your ages Your age is only a couple of figures bigger than the size of the shoes you won't After this I'll probably head back home to the studio and make some music bro After this he'll take his private jet fly back off to his rural home lock himself in a bathroom with a ruler So we can measure how much his pubes have grown Let's go Creping for this. I won't lie Extreme hassle I could have taken the easy option called your complete fraggle But that's not one because I try and come with original shit each battle Just joking you're fat and well But that's not one I try and come with original shit each bow just joking fat and Welsh Thanks for the cheap angle because it's not hard to work out that you find it hard to work out I've got that down as a fact But fuck a fat joke because I'm not like you with your cheap angles each battle in the rounds that you spot against TK you call to the rowdy a slag against TK you clown on the fact that he's proud to be black But to take this battle that's the game of scrabble because for vocab to branch out You'll have to pull something else out of the bag Putting this guy in the next bad bar show. Just do it bag I painted you ever since Camden Carnage when you turn up wearing a fucking just do it back Just do it back. That's what this mug likes that either means you take enough white you won't benefits with a fuck life Or you're a eat or you're a year eight that shots toffee crisps at lunch My levels way ahead your levels did blow on stage like major laser sets his body in harm That's a shot in the dark like laser quest DK safe to say immense up to the stage you went showed us you were the greatest jump by calling of a crazy Skeleton chatting more rape up there than David Brent You said you'd shag DK fan behave I Think that I shag that crazy chick or the way you were talking you'd be a happy man to date that bitch I can see it now You would grab a hand and place a kiss instead of arguing you just battle rap and take the piss But your voice is high in fact that has a grating pitch Well her voice sounds like that scabby has an eight inch dick and plastic we add the fact that Adam's apples crazy big It's pretty safe to say she beat the man in that One more thing you know you should stop flowing when your best friends with Josh Owen I Listen Juan Listen Juan you're a dickhead fan You're the sort of kid that goes on Instagram and sends a direct message to will I am declaring you're his biggest fan Since you joined on floppy's become a different man on the weekends He wears a bandana and pretends that he's in a gang stood in front of his mirror like don't think that I won't kill a man You better pray to God that a trigger jams while he's holding a bottle of silly bang But give it a couple of years and he's definitely gonna work in a bank knock out in money, bro I'm putting sperm in a tank Back You're such a fucking expert you can take one glance at a specimen and tell him whether this fertile or blank If I lose this I won't be getting mad same way as if a winner won't be getting gas But for you it's the other way round. You're pathetic lad. You've got that on the oldest kid in year 11 swag and frob I'm the oldest kid in year 11 swag and frob your whole life don't flops the only fucking attention I've ever had but realistically your toes are getting tagged and your bones are getting bagged because I don't really like this bloke So I'll hit him with the highest voltage lightning bolts so this guy dissolves in the particle So small he's only visible through microscopes and I have never been a type to boost But how are you gonna serve me with bars when you can't even get served at a bar? I've got a skills to order the point and you don't So I'm a sort of guy that I just ripped the piss I European shoes in skill sentences He's the type of guy that I use a bunch of irrelevant film references and all the tag along dickhead to be like mmm sick penmanship I mean, I wasn't really getting it But he did mention something about the fifth element so was probably intelligent well based on that evidence alone I'll label him a clever cunt and say that he body bags everyone know you smelly cunt No one gives a fuck about the films you watch and how you use the most gripping scene to spit a scheme and use that indirect shit to try and start dissing me If I wanted to end his career, I just go round his yard find his TV and fucking brick the screen into the glass shatter to smithereens See I'm on a killing spree with your head wedged in between my guillotine But I'm still full of sportsmanship and humility so I will say that hopefully the best man wins because officially you're still a team Round two one it's going man In every song you script the number one topic is the Illuminati and Masonic pricks What a dick But that's another power in our little fake Right about the masons and the Illuminati in every single place you visit mate Don't worry bro, there's no toxic chemicals on your dinner plate and Queen Elizabeth isn't monitoring everything you say But your fove of reptiles and lizards got you moving a little strange You've got the swagger of Indiana Jones when he's in the plane with those snakes and you have to leave nightclubs whenever karma chameleon begins It's not just the shit you spray It's not just the shit you spray in your battling bars because your music shit too You having a laugh, the apps like he's taking over Wales with a strap on each palm by chatting shells on his tracks like Mario Kart like man that's a farce Votecab's running shit, you've got a more accurate chance of seeing votecab running Shit like that's gonna start but well struggled You ain't the man that you out like you while whilst rapping your bars so this fake over you wouldn't see this pig take over if it was animal farm You're not a shot blaster, you haven't got llamas, you're a cute chubby Welsh man, full of laughter The act like you'll live in the life of the godfather when you genuinely make a really good godfather Because two months ago I had so much material that I wanted to say to you You want to know how it sounded? Go and check my Twister battle on the paper view There's your bars and shit mate and those jokes that go viral take that comedy out Now that comedy's out your body gets thrown into the pile because I am Moses with the tides of getting chosen by disciples But I can bring another body to Wales like Jonah in the Bible Final round let's go Right now are you your little muppet? You're the only reason we had to make this a daytime event Because if he wasn't tucked up inside his bed by half nine twenty five to ten his posh is fucked up and some people only at nine nine nine again And you're fully English with a Spanish alias Juan I suggest you change your name if you ain't a prosper because you ain't really Spanish bro You're more of a fake impostor than Diego Costa And use some of that no one's ever mentioned to him but I'm going to start speaking about The fucking colossal size of them teeth in your mouth I mean bro, your teeth are the henchist I genuinely feel sorry for your dentist About every time you turn up for the feeling he's so stressed While he's here drilling thinking his shift's never going to finish it won't end Because when he got his hands in your mouth he feels like he's wrestling with the pillars from Stonehenge If you're facing use it as a massive paper shredder I'll put a hundred pound down on the fact that Harry Baker's jealous Because his teeth are no longer considered as the greatest ever And it instantly diminishes swag when you've got two gravestones poorly concealed underneath the lips that you have I bet you could peel a sack of potatoes just by licking the bag Because you're too fake I bet you constantly get too fake But when it comes to brushing them you've got to put a full tube of toothpaste over the broom mate And every time he tries to floss you You've got to put a full tube of toothpaste over the broom mate And every time he tries to floss you've got to use a fucking shoelace I bet if you sneezed and they collided it would fucking fracture your skull But fuck that shit anyway let me send this faggot back home You better realise in this battle team bro I'm avalanche cold and the only reason you get ratings around here is because you're bamalams clone You're the sort of novice guy I could never be bothered by Your whole persona is blandness personify You're so shit you should have to apologise or be forced to work on a style that at least keeps all the fans fucking occupied Well, not one running out of time so I'll end this by saying fuck your life Being as boring as you are on an entertainment platform is not alright I swear down on my mother's life I would rather paint a whole office white Sit back and watch you drive than listen to this knob-ed rhymes Fuck it, time Whoa vocab you're so thrown back Because you're just mum jokes using lots of angles that Luna dropped The type to comment on random battles like where the heather's Luna gone I know that Shorty's back and a lot of fans wanting to cash Luna down but do just stop Putting vocab against Raptor, that's sure to do the job Because you idolise Luna's work bam Looking at the hands of time wishing you can turn back You think you can murk man how did you concur that you're playing yourself without knowing it like Truman Burbank Speaking of lunacy, you're a tacky basic amateur You used to be part of a league called epic bars You have an imagination bar Epic bars? I was kind of surprised with that shit Because I legitimately found the league worse than gets slated Do you not know how shite that is? And it wasn't the guys that you pranked With your boys massaging your back at every bar that you spat You turning round with the widest of grins Like yes, I knew that I could fit in You were lying on those pricks to survive in the ring You're like the language of an African tribe when you spit In other words this vocab relies on a click And it's shit like that Shit like that for the main reason those epic bars videos aren't spreading Because they don't flop, they store mad punches and bar sessions At epic bars, back rubbing and sparse sessions I mean really G Why do you think it's me against you and Pennies against Sleepy G Because they knew me and Sleepy would beat them knees Eat MC's so leave a sick final with me against Sleep That's what they wanted to see Not your comedy scenes because they're what your weakness be So now I've bodied this neek You're not at all seeing me bottling sleep like the BFG I think I'm mad for this battle Personally I think we might over did some of the Running shit, running shit, workout, workout I've done this a few times I think yeah, the angle is more vocab It was a bit more consistent even though we had played the young angle a lot I'm gonna give it to vocab Big jokes, good battles It's a tough one, it's a tough one I just heard Tony say in my ear, it's a tough one But I'm gonna give it to vocab Vocab just won, pulled it out Yeah, fuck off over there See, just judge one, the vocab again improved It was kind of each round aged it I think vocab was out of the funny one It was kind of impossible So yeah, two and one I'll give it two one, two and one Two one, two and one