 The Jack Benny program presented by Lucky Strike when you're by keep your eye on the red bull's eye Keep your eye on the red bull's eye When you buy keep your eye on Lucky Strike LSMFT lucky strike means fine tobacco Lucky Strike presents the man who knows Mr. Henry Snell of Lexington, Kentucky with 32 years experience and handling tobacco this warehouse owner said recently season After season I've seen the makers of Lucky Strike by a fine mild ripe tobacco at market after market Experts like mr. Snell Men who really know tobacco can see the makers of Lucky Strike consistently select and buy that fine that light That naturally mild tobacco so when you buy keep your eye on the red bull's eye Keep your eye on the red bull's eye When you buy keep your eye on Lucky Strike and remember LSMFT lucky strike means fine tobacco So smoke that smoke a fine tobacco Lucky Strike so round so firm so fully packed so free and easy on the draw The Lucky Strike program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston Phil Harris Rochester Dennis Day and yours truly Don Wilson Ladies and gentlemen the last few weeks Jack Benny has been taking his golf game very seriously playing every day In fact right and early this morning Jack and Rochester got in the car and started for the Hillcrest Country Club There's gonna be a lovely day Rochester. I can feel it. Uh-huh. You know Paul is the nicest season of the year And it's so it's so invigorating early in the morning. Uh-huh What'd you stop the car for I gotta lift up the door. We ain't out of the garage yet Yes, these quonset huts are so long Now Rochester go straight down Rexford and turn right on no no turn left on Wilshire Boulevard I don't want to pass Pico and Sepulveda You know Rochester Paul is my favorite season When the leaves start turning golden brown and the fragrant breeze wash them gently to mother earth And at the close of each day as the sun sinks beyond the horizon It seems like some elfin painter is gilded the sky and left of glowing with a hundred brilliant Ah Not to halt their breathless pace and admire the beauties of nature Rochester What are you stopping for now? I got to open the gateway and out of the driveway I better hurry Rochester. I'm supposed to meet. What are you looking at? There's smoke coming out of the exhaust pipe Huh, let me see. Oh, that's just a little smoke a little if we could get this thing off the ground We could do sky riding Oh, it's all right. Come on. Let's get going. You know, I'm supposed to meet Phil Harris at the golf club at 10 30 Oh boy, I can hardly wait till I get out on that course The way I've been playing lately. I bet I'll oh Rochester Rochester pull over at the curb and slow down pull over Oh miss Oh miss Going down Wilshire miss Drive on Rochester. I merely wanted to give her a lift You know never hurts to be kindly and lend a helping hand to those less fortunate who haven't got a car Someday the tables may be turned and I'm going down. Wilshire mister get lost I wonder why that girl wouldn't That could understand it if I wasn't good-looking or something. Maybe it's the car boss. Why don't you trade in for a newer model? What for this car always takes us where we want to go? I know but look how much older we are when we get there What's the difference? That's the trouble Rochester. Everybody's in a hurry Everybody's rushing through life They don't stop to enjoy the beauties of nature Like now it's fall the leaves are turning golden brown And the fragrant breeze washed them gently to my heart And in the clothes of these days the sun sinks beyond the horizon It seems like some elven container has gilded the sky and left it glowing with a hunt Boss, boss stop you're upsetting the motor I guess you're right And Rochester drive more in the middle of the street the falling leaves are dending the fenders Maybe I will trade this in oh Rochester Rochester pull over to the curb again. It's the same girl boss. We passed her again Don't mean her the one on the corner going down Wilshire, honey. Yeah, thanks, mr. Benny. What? Dennis what's the idea of wearing a green dress? Oh, I'm not wearing a green dress. I'm standing behind a mailbox You better wear your glasses boss last week you almost picked up the sunset bus I thought she was winking at me, but it was the taillight Hop in Dennis. Okay. Thanks Dennis would you like to come along with me? I'm gonna play I'm going to Hillcrest to play golf with Phil Well, that's where I was going and Phil Harris promised a caddy for me again Phil Harris caddies for you Yeah, and he makes it so easy for me to play the game All I have to do is carry the bag tee up the ball and Phil hits it for me Dennis if he doesn't start hitting them better. I'm gonna get a new caddy Dennis Dennis boy Look at me Huh, let me explain something to you When you carried the bag Phil wasn't cadding for you You were cadding for him. I was certainly gee how I ever got two shows. I'll never know It's amazing Rochester turn on the radio. We ain't got no radio then sing something will you Dennis? I can't stand any more of that talk. Okay To the deer up there singing I'll meet you on the first tee. I'm having lunch with miss Livingston. See you later Dennis Da-da-da-dum-bum beat him. Hello, mr. Benny. Hello Yes, Molly and me and fever McGee We're happy with our new hooper A turn to the right and Harris is tight Yeah wonder where I wonder where Mary's sitting. Hello jack Oh, hello, Mary. I thought you were going to be alone. What? Who are your friends? Those are my golf clubs put on your glasses Oh, I wondered what they were all doing on one chair The nibblig the nibblig looks like a blast mogul Mary Mary, do you order something to eat? Yes, and I ordered a sandwich for you too. Good. Good You know, I can hardly wait to get out of that golf course and I'm playing Phil today Oh jack, you shouldn't play against Phil. He's too good for you. What are you talking about? You know what I'm talking about. Look how George Burns beat you yesterday Well, and the day before that you took a trimming from Cagney. All right Cagney, so I was off my game What about last week when I played O'Brien? But jack, you're so much bigger than she is And when she sunk that 20-foot putt you got so mad you kicked your doll in the sand trap Who wouldn't be mad? Every time I got ready to drive the doll would go mama mama What tricks those kids use And for 10 cents a hole You'd think that oh, Mary, Mary, there's Lou Clayton and Artie Stebbins. Gee, they're great golfers They hit the ball almost every time they swing at it And Mary, look, look, there's Norman Crasna over there. Norman Crasna. Yeah, he's the fellow that loved that joke I told last year. You know the one about like a moose needs a hat rack Oh, he was crazy about it. He was. Yeah, watch this. Hey Norman, like a moose needs a hat rack You see every every time I mentioned it. He goes crazy. I never saw a big wagon Hey, hey, there's Don Wilson sitting at the next table there right over there. Oh waiter Waiter, will you take my order, please? Yes, sir Uh, what do you have, Mr. Wilson? Uh, let's see. I'll start out with a bowl of oxtail soup and a combination salad Oh, a nice thick sirloin steak and nice potatoes Some string beans and carrots and the side order spinach a little cauliflower and uh, some hot rolls and coffee Yes, sir. Any dessert? I don't know. What kind of pie have you got? Apple blueberry peach custard raisin and pineapple. Good. I'll have them Sir, did you hear that, Mary? How can Don digest all that food? Well, don't you remember jack last summer he was operated on? Yeah, what do they take out? Nothing. They put in a deep freeze Hey, that's pretty good. Mary deep freeze. Hey, Norman, did you hear that? I knew he'd like it Well, I better get going in that locker room and put oh, Mary Mary. There's George Fazio He's the pro out here at hillcrest remember last year. He won the canadian open. Oh, yeah And Mary I've been taking lessons from him and what he's done for my golf game is simply wonderful Oh George George come here a minute. Will you hi at George? Hello jack George George. I was just telling you Mary how much you've helped my game I'm glad I have jack and thanks for the check. That's quite all right. George was money well spent You know, I'm going to play phil today phil harris. Yes Well, do you think you can keep him interested in the game? What do you mean? The last time I played with him. I had to paint the ball green and put a pimento in it I bet he didn't have the heart to hit it. Yeah Anyway, I'm going to meet him in the locker room. Oh boy. I can't wait to get a lot of that course Do you remember all the things I've taught you jack? Oh, sure. Sure George. Well, let's find out Your stance feet apart your grip interlocking your age 38 I got to run along now so long George so long jack Mary Mary I'm going into the locker room and get dressed if you want to watch us play I'll see you on the first team. Okay. Hey. Oh jack. Where are you going? I'm going to locker room to meet phil. Oh now Wait a minute jack. I have something here that I want you to hear come on over to the jukebox What there's a brand new number the sportsman's quartet recorded and it's all about a pack of lucky strike cigarettes done My quartet recorded a song about a pack of lucky strikes. Yes Well, I got to hear that wait. I get a nickel That's funny. I can't seem to find a nickel in your pocket Oh Well, here's one of mine That song is about a pack of lucky strikes. Yeah, where'd you hear it about a pack of luck? How can they? Pack all my hawks since I smoked your finder backer It's your red bulls. I lost Never mind. I'll hear it late A song that was hey, Sydney, Sydney, where's phil? Well, you'll probably be here in a minute Well, we're gonna get into my golf clothes and get these clothes off A pretty girl is like a melody Hey Jackson stop parading on that bench. This ain't no runway Oh, hello phil. I'll be ready to play in a minute. Uh, hammy my robe. Will you which one is yours? The red one with the royal crown cola on it Say phil how about a little bet on the game 10 dollars, you know just to make it interesting 10 bucks, okay But you know, I haven't played for three months. I won't be able to hit the ball. What's the difference phil. It's only 15 dollars Come on Look jackson. I'm tired. I didn't sleep good last night. You know, that floor is awful hard Phil Well, you slept on the floor Last night. Yeah, it's the first time I ever missed the bed You know them single beds ain't easy to hit Or if they're standing still Now come on, let's go play and phil it's not my fault you haven't played golf in three months So that you didn't sleep well. Remember our bet 20 dollars. What? Hey, hello, Dennis. Sorry we kept you waiting Well, holy smoke get a load of those old-fashioned knickers These knickers are all right and that cap hanging over one ear. You look like jackie kogan and the kid All right. All right. Now come on. Let's play you shoot first phil. Okay. Here's your driver phil Thanks, kid. Now stand back everybody For 200 yards at the most Can't understand it after the awful life. He's led Well, it's my turn now rochester tea up my ball. Yes A little higher higher. It looks like a lollipop now I guess it's all right. Well, here it goes quiet everybody For I fanned it. That's one stroke. Don't count out loud I must have been standing too far away There that's better For another fan. I guess I'm holding the club too tight Well, I'll get it this time For I fanned it again. It ought to be cool now boss hit it And I hit it with all these interruptions everybody yelling and screaming at me I hear it goes for for what are you foreign about? There's some people standing down there on the green Well, you won't be there till Thanksgiving Well, watch this For well, I'll take a four on this hole on everybody. Let's go. Remember our bet phil five dollars five dollars. You said 30 I said 15 you cheat Darn those birds. I wish they'd stopped singing They're throwing me off my game. Maybe they don't know you're playing for money You can pipe down too For playing country club anyway with birds all around and trees and grass. It's awful. No peace still Hey, what hole are we on? We just finished the seven. How do we stand Mary? Uh, there's just one point between you good good phil has 28 and you have 128 There are two more holes. I've still got a chance I don't like this club. I'm using Hammy my spoon Rochester. You broke it over my head. I'm in the last hole Oh, yes, and give me my brassie This is the worst game I ever played Thank heaven. It's not for money. Wait a minute. Keep quiet. I'm gonna shoot All right, stand back everybody for God darn it. What's the matter with me? What did I do that was wrong Mary? You never should have left walk Keegan I mean, what's wrong with my game? Rochester, you've seen me play better than this. Oh, hell. What am I doing? That's wrong. Are you right-handed? Yes, are you using right-handed clubs? Yes, well that ain't it It's when I want your advice. I'll ask for it. Hey jack, here come mr. Fazio your golf teacher. Oh, yeah Well jack, how's your game going? I want my money back. That's how it's going Fine teacher. Oh, come on jack hit the ball. It'll be dark pretty soon. Okay. Okay for Where did it go? Where did it go? Where's the ball go? There it is by your left foot Congratulations. It was by your right foot when you started It We don't have to get cute about it pardon me boys. Do you mind if I go through? Well, I know no lady go right ahead. Gee. She's pretty old to be playing golf, isn't she? She sure is. How old are you lady? 83 Well, well, all right ahead. Let's see you hit the ball. Hey get easy now Four I'll be done. Ify, I'm on the green. Thanks boys. You're welcome 83 years old and look at her hit that ball. She isn't a day over 70 Well, I'm too upset. Let's finish the game tomorrow. We're facing it right now. Now go ahead and shoot. Okay Now quiet everybody while I make this shot Poor get that ball go. Yeah, right in the woods. What a slice Oh Well, come on Rochester. Let's look for oh jack. You'll never find us. I'll find it. Don't worry. I'll join you on the fairway See you in a minute Gosh, it's dark That ball must be around here someplace I wish I had a flashlight. Why don't we go home? Get a good night's sleep and continue the hunt in the morning We're gonna find that ball tonight. That's what you said last night Last night. Have we been here two nights and three days? Well, what's the difference Rochester, it's fall the leaves are turning golden brown The fragrant breeze wafts them gently to mother's earth and at the close of each day Is the sun sinks beyond the horizon It seems like some elfin painter has gilded the sky And left it going with a hundred Second just a moment, but first when you buy keep your eye on the red bull's eye Keep your eye on the red bull's eye Keep your eye on lucky strike ls mft lucky strike means fine tobacco and fine tobacco is what counts in a cigarette Hey Lucky strike presents the man who knows mr. 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I found that business Yeah, how would you like your bacon? Bacon, where'd you get that? I brought it with me. This happens every time Oh, yes. Now, let's see if the ball hit this tree it would have landed over by the bunker This is mbc the national broadcast