 Hi there welcome siblings to the hippie report now. What happened today is I announced that the show would begin promptly At 2 30 p.m. And I know that it is 2 15 p.m. Now so is that professional or unprofessional because like I Know I said it was gonna start at a certain time, but I'm here early. I'm here 15 minutes early, which is very professional But unprofessional to miscommunicate the beginning of the show So can we just say that this isn't technically the beginning of the show? We have like a nice slow ramp up to the show perhaps today. Is that a good idea? I Don't want to be a liar But I do want to be professional if you say like invite a lady out for drinks or whatever and you say I see it at 10 o'clock at the cruise room in Denver then You know goddamn you're not showing up at 9 o'clock. Are you you know, aren't you kind of showing up at like 850 something like that a little early, right? I just a couple minutes early just to show some you know professionalism some kindness That's what I was doing. I was just trying to show up early be professional It's not just because I got bored and stoned and push the button that that would be It's similar to what happened, but but I've framed it this other way if you don't mind Welcome to the show Seth welcome to show Ron Welcome to the show Keith welcome to show Dave Welcome to show Martin. I'm gonna show Alex. I Did it man. I Scrolled back through I did it. I love to be able to say hello. This whole show is about connection You know what I mean? I start to touch my screen again I know we hate when I do this well go away thing I'm getting so many text messages while I do these shows because I still have a business. I'm running called being an artist and And apparently I'm the only guy that works here. So there's just not very many people for people to talk to You wash out this little glass little glasses are not a sponsor of this show not a sponsor It just happens to be in the shot and that way we can add The magic ingredient for talkiveness Not a sponsor magic ingredient for talkiveness art juices not a fucking Sponsor this show either you know, but yesterday was 420 and today is What happened to me yesterday 421 was the best 420 ever man Has there ever been a 420 in history when the government literally shut everything down and they were like Want you to just stay home You know if you have to leave the house really the only thing you should be doing is maybe going to the grocery store if you Get the matches Maybe the liquor store and the weed store are all essential. They have to stay open because this is America It's amazing. It was an amazing 420 and if you weren't able to sit around and really enjoy your freedoms Yesterday, then I'm sorry. I assure you that I I did your share Hello, Salawa. Welcome to this show. Hello, Tonya. Welcome to the show. What a hand welcome to I'm here in Longmont, Colorado For those of you that tune into this show regularly you already know where I'm living at or whatever But I appreciate people that tune in from all over the world So, thank you very much. Hind. How's it going down there in Egypt? How do you say down in Egypt over in Egypt? Roundabout Egypt I'm in Colorado My friend Hind there is over in Egypt Now if she were in Texas, I would be like and how's it going down there in Texas because you're south of me, right? But how do I what do I say to motherfucker on the other side of the earth? so if I'm like How is it on The other side of it says takes too long to say that I don't know I'm uncomfortable now. What's up Renee? Thank you for your very kind emoji work. I appreciate that when I was first texting I was Sort of against this emoji thing. I thought it was like a step backwards in communication it felt like It felt like I was trying to tell society. Hey, we've been through like the cuneiform stage of language You know, we've seen people like draw buffalos on walls and stuff like that we're past that we have language now Like it's a higher technology But here's what I didn't recognize I didn't recognize that Pictures can have a different emotional resonance than language and So emojis actually become essential in communication skills nowadays. I'm a I'm I emoji all the time dude I'm a very emoji man. I'm very connected to my emoji side Is what I'm saying. Hello, Ron. Welcome to the show. Hello Michael. Welcome to the show I hope you all had a great 420 and if you didn't I think you you have some introspective work to do Why didn't you have a great 420? It was a great 420. It was one of the greatest 420s Every 420 has some kind of background story. That's the darkness, you know politicians blah blah and The soldiers blah blah the terrorists went to the blah all that stuff happens in the background every 420 So this 420 it's a particularly loud year, but Goddamn it. The government told you you could that the weed store was essential business. That's where we're at in America I think it's amazing if you think it's amazing and you'd like to give me money for helping you realize It's amazing. There's my Venmo. You're welcome to Tab me up any old time friends Or if you'd like to be a sponsor for this episode, there are no sponsors for this show But if if you would like to be a sponsor for this show You can Venmo me $100 Right now and if you do that, I'll see the pop-up on my screen. I think and At that point you will be the sponsor of the episode So hello Emily welcome to the show. Let's say Emily was like fuck it I want to be the sponsor of today's episode this magical beautiful experience of connection and normality That is being provided. I'd like to sponsor that she all she'd have to do is go to my Venmo Which is here. It's always displayed on the show. It's the most important thing on the show Give me a hundred bones and I'll be like oh Emily. Let me sing the song of Emily Until the Sun Yeah, last week it was Wayne or yesterday it was Wayne. Oh my god. It was only yesterday Yesterday it was Wayne Yes, I emoji you to Renee. Thank you Wayne on yes, Wayne was the sponsor of yesterday's episode and He helped us all Wayne really waned our way ins men He waned our way ins and showed us the true Wayne within us Did he didn't you find that to be true? No, didn't you feel your your Wayne rise man? I felt my Wayne rise Dustin welcome to the show Dustin I hope you're having the most beautiful day you've ever encountered. I hope it's mysterious, but welcome I'm wearing a much more conservative shirt jacket combination today I figured if I'm gonna be doing a show for the community, you know I might as well dress up and show some purposefulness Actually, you do actually have some lighting choices that I'm trying to make even though I'm not wearing makeup for the show and the lighting It's tough to not me look like You know the ghost of some kind of junior bank teller Something like that. That's sort of a drag the ghost of a junior bank teller But yeah, that's that's sort of what I look like I Don't know if you want to if you want to send me some dollars and be like buy yourself a light that makes you look like You didn't die four years ago or I will you know You're allowed to earmark my my money if you want to send me some some cash for entertaining you you're allowed to earmark that I think that's only fair Some people say you're only allowed to spend this on alcohol That's how I end up with the art juice that I drink during these episodes. I Wouldn't dare spend it on my bills. This is my people that they sent this to me man I'm not just gonna spend it any old way But it'd be great if people quit sending me money for drugs that it's great Thank you for sending me money for for drugs and I'm not trying to go out and buy a bunch of drugs But I will buy weed and I will buy Bourbon so there's some rule about this and I'm gonna let my cat starve so and she don't she just doesn't like bourbon She's a cat Cats can be picky so You know what I'd love for you to earmark my money If you'd like to send me a little cash and you want to be like here's a here's a buck or two or whatever Um, I would love to try and get into the stock market Is anybody here on the stock market that seemed like a good thing or a bad thing what's up Kirk? What's up Sean? Welcome to the shows Welcome to the show friends The stock market they say it's in real bad shape But I think what that means is like it's at the fucking entry level If you if you are looking to get into the stock market seems like to me Now's a great time because everything's ruined That's a great time because it's cheaper. Everything's cheap So I think I have like some moves. I'm trying to make in the stock market I'm not gonna try and tell everybody what I'm into because I think that might be illegal But I'm trying to get into the stock market. I'm real interested or maybe I'm am supposed to tell everybody what I'm into I have no idea what the rules are about it I just know it's how you like bet on America and I let me put it this way friends Don't bet against America. You should bet on America We're all fucked up right now, but yo if you got some money It's probably pretty safe bet to bet on America. We're gonna bounce back and Boy, we could we could just all be doing a lot better more of us ought to be in the stock market It's like it's like democracy for the economy. Is that an idiot thing to say? Yeah, I think it is. Well Seems that seems pretty on-brand for this show, right? Yeah, man I'm in the penny stock situation. I've been doing that for the last year and a half and I've learned how the game works feels like right if I can play she ought to send me some money It's right there. That'd be it be hilarious. I can't I guess I I don't think I'm supposed to tell you what I do with it or whatever I Have no idea how the rules work, but I was just sitting around drinking bourbon the other day and realized like You know, hey, I'm a white guy in a suit. Why am I not fucking around in the stock market? You know what I mean doesn't it seem like white guys in suits or stock market people maybe I Just think they're pretty I just like suits makes my shoulders look nice get to where this cool color thing I like I like wearing a suit make me feel classy and shit, but also like Makes me look like some type of weird authority figure. You know, I don't like that part very much. I Just think suits are pretty but Sitting around realizing you're a white dude in a suit not playing in the stock market It just makes me feel like I'm not even I don't know. I'm somehow missing out. I Think we all probably ought to think about being in stock market really. I'm just a poor guy who buys nice looking cheap stuff and Appreciates beauty and like wants to make his art. I Bet you're a very similar Kind of character mostly want to like mind your business and be friendly and not have to worry all the time about About making money. I want to make my money make money for me You know, I'm saying If you'd like to help me out and help me tell an inspiring story back to you Say at some time in the future. You could help me by investing in me for funsies I have a history of giving back to my community. Anyway, so if I can become fabulously wealthy, I'll probably just like I Don't know Keep some of it till I eat and stuff If I rent a place somewhere nice See look at that my most fabulous dreams are about renting a nice place somewhere nice I'm pretty cheap to run folks. You know, I Don't even need a pony. I'd like to visit ponies if I'd like I'd like to be able to visit ponies But I don't need a pony, you know just saying We're but not a sponsor this show. Nice to see everybody. I hope everybody's doing very well You know, what's nice is a lot of us were on here yesterday of the 420 episode Otherwise known as the gorgeous tuxedo episode, you're welcome Yesterday we're all sitting around getting as stoned as you could ever be and I'm all together as a community. That was a beautiful time. What's up bunk? Good to see you That was a wonderful time and isn't it nice that none of us are hung over about that today This is not me telling you that you have to try Substance you're unfamiliar with or unfriendly with or whatever But I will say my experience with cannabis is much more friendly than my experience with alcohol I'm still friends with both because I'm I'm I'm a good friend You know, and if if you show yourself to be friendly, you will have many friends That's from the Bible. So I assume if I applied it and it's from the Bible is probably like wicked true so Bunk, it's good to see you. I hope you're making art on this beautiful day in Longmont, Colorado the shining beacon on a hill of a town That it is but I couldn't get out of that sentence. I'm feeling sort of Relaxed today actually I Was feeling down the past Couple weeks that sounds a way longer when I say it out loud It's fine, but the last couple weeks. I've been feeling down and today. I woke up feeling much more collected much more myself and I'm Not saying that's connected to smoking all that weed yesterday, but I will say that like I Don't know. I felt I felt like I got to release a lot of pressure yesterday I'm just by giving myself permission to take time off And that's really what it was. It was the time off so if you're a sort of a I don't want to say workaholic because that makes it sound like you can't do anything about it But or that it's some kind of I don't know anything other than just a habit and I believe working too much It probably just a habit So for me, I just want to fucking say out loud that like Sometimes it's nice when I just take it easy for a day and I work for myself at home here in my studio. So like I never go home from work and I would never anyway, so I when I actually take time off it turns out to be like really really fulfilling and so if any of this is resonating with you Hear me subtly saying maybe you should take a day off You are making art good for you bunk good for all of us, man if you don't know bunk he's in the comments there and he's a great artist and We all want him to make his art. The reason is his art makes you feel good. It's beautiful. It's inspiring He's one of those artists you really want him to make his thing out in the streets. I Don't like that shit. I want to garden. I don't want the children to talk to me. They're out there in the street and shit They're very friendly Very personable or whatever very well socially adjusted and shit. So they're like You know, they've their parents have been around. I know everybody in the neighborhood, you know, of course kind of loosely but I Want to get wicked stoned and I want to do some gardening. I don't want the fuck the kids have talked to me So I'm gonna do some backyard gardening where it's safe You know, I like those kids. They're nice. They're nice kids. I'm not trying to talk shit about the kids Holy fuck. This is on the internet. They could be watching children. You're fine. You're wonderful I've got you're just you know fucking little wonders of humanity and I don't want to hang out with you and shit Doesn't that seem fair? You know one day you'll be a big person and I'll be an old person and then you won't want to hang out with me See how it goes. That's fine. So that's that's that's our future. We're just not we're not timed out together friends We're not in sync to be friends and so let's just You know, I will settle. Let's just never talk again, but no, I don't know Jesus. I don't mean that fuck They're not really watching this They don't they don't do that, right? They're not like watching the internet. They don't have the internet. Do they fuck? Oh God they might know what they know my name for sure. Well, they think I'm they call me Ando, of course That's fucking worse, right? Jesus Christ, if those kids have the Google and my name, what will happen? My content is really not for children and I'm not really living my life trying to Interact with children or reach them with my art at all. So Just just would rather deal with all adults all the time That's just kind of my thing bless the children, but you know, like when Jesus was like Well, I'm referencing the Bible a lot lately when Jesus was like, let the children come on to me Bless it all the children and shit I'm like bless it all the children and then like maybe they should stay close to their parents and maybe like I would just want to just smoke a joint over here in my garden Without kids peeking over the fence and wondering who this guy is or whatever I had an art show in the garden not so long ago and the kids were enamored by that They knew they weren't really allowed so they just kind of like jumped on their trampolines and it was like I had like tents up and stuff like that. You know, I don't have anything salacious going on, but like a lot of like Colorful flags and a lot of like art and stuff like that some some nudity, I guess in the art a little I guess Barely, but mostly I just don't want I just don't want kids watching the smoke joints all the time I guess responsible adult I guess or or You know, I'm a great American I'm a great American swinging my fists for fun and I Have very rarely connected with anybody's face I'm not trying to hurt anybody. I'm not trying to teach kids anything I'm trying to teach myself some shit and document it just in case it helps anyone else That's what my shit's about What's up, Nick? I hope you're doing very well. It's it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood You know man it's one of those days when I'm not sure how long the show should be and Mostly if you this this there's always a first show for everybody and a lot of people watched our 420 show Yesterday, so maybe you've come back today. Most people watch this after the fact Because I never talk about when I'm doing the show. It's always random If this is your first episode all this show is is me being quarantined Taking my break during the day where I'm a full-time artist if we're just meeting and That would be weird if we're just meeting I guess. I don't know some of you people But a full-time artist and I live here in a work here and At some point during the day every day I kind of like take a break and smoke a bowl or have a little drink or something like that Kind of usually sort of like after lunch kind of vibe After lunch couple hours after lunch. I'm ready to take a break So I do most of my shit in the morning but I Just started doing a show and the idea of the show is just to show up live on Facebook and say hello to people that are around and try and be sort of I Don't know sort of a regulating influence. I try not to talk about super important shit or You know try and solve the world's problems. I don't really talk about politics. We talk about British Parliament sometimes. That's different But we don't talk about politics. We talk about Parliament. I Just like yelling people people in suits yelling is the best What's up Daniel? What's up William C. Wow William C. Dude William C my first songwriting hero Welcome to the show. This is not really much of a show. I don't really make a plan I just get on here and start talking or whatever and Sometimes respond to comments, but mostly I just chew up a rant every day kind of around this time It's sort of the like if you've ever wondered what it was like to sit around and smoke a bowl with me This is the this is exactly what it's like That's how they fucking say yeah, Renee you're 100% correct Renee has seen previous episodes. I Love it Short Short thing about British Parliament. Oh God, and I'm not even sure that's what they call it but I Love watching the MP person have to like shout down all of the besuited screamers and It's just like a sea of like suits and stuff they're like Gray suits and brown like real dark brown suits. Maybe but it's most like greys and blues and black shit and And then every once what usually it's like the female members. They'll be like maybe like a blue Dress or something like that, but it's mostly just a sieve kind of like like muted dark tones and everybody's shouting calling each other like I Don't know the honorable gentleman and shit, but it like an 11 in their volume. Yeah, but Bugs in it too, man Bunk with a good gentleman, but what the kind gentlemen Yeah, Bunk fucking Shall not speak from a seated position You know that kind of shit. It's the best It's it's like my favorite thing It's it's probably it's probably one of my favorite things on the internet right now, and I'm glad that that we all appreciate this now I'm glad that it's our little thing in this community now Bless each and every one of you for understanding And also it's just fun to scream shit seems like it'd be I would like go Move over there just to get involved in politics. It just seems way more fun. It just seems So much more fun than over here art juice that makes you make art, you know As long as I get if it gets too light in color the art juice this stuff Not a not a sponsor not a sponsor But if you have a glass of that stuff It's really good unless it gets too light in color Then it kind of like stops working. So you have to add more To keep the color darker and if the color remains more that like kind of rich amber Sort of color and the only way to do it is keep it keep a lot of liquid in the glass itself That seems to really help you know Keep it keep it working, but if it if it gets too light in color it really seems to Not quite I don't know it tastes different I don't know I don't like it So I like to keep it not like this is already getting pretty light Do you see that difference in that color? See how it's sort of like yellowing out because there's just not enough of it in there. Maybe Maybe try and fix that later, but um Studio update in my world. Uh, I'm recording a new album. It's coming along Um, I've recorded a while. I've been mixing a song all day and this uh the song is called The robots will take control Um I think it's a really good song. It's uh It's a song that's been really popular in the community when I play it live. They really seem to like it And I'm really really happy with the recording. It's got a lot of like synthesizers of course in it It's about robots. It's a song about robots. What are you gonna play it on? You know what I mean? You've got to play it on some synthesizer and shit So, um That song is almost done being mixed and then um Um, I've really only got two or three more fixes that I've got on my list for the whole album And then it'll be mastering time And then it'll be figuring out album art time So that's that's the timetable on that for those of you that have been asking me about Musical efforts Yes, I have started making an effort again I just get so distracted doing these other projects. I've been doing a lot of photography projects um with liquid light um, which you can see on my website, but uh Yeah, I've just been Overwhelmed with the amazing stuff that's I've been able to make with partnerships on that with models and then with uh, other other like film companies It's it's been really great to team up with people about that um So That's a little bit of fucking how my life's working out Not so bad Nice to see you daniel I'm you're welcome to be here backwards guy. Um I you know, I'm dyslexic guy. So you're welcome here. You're not even gonna weird me out backwards guy very good Someday this quarantine will be over and Um, I'm gonna kind of tip to around the next topic here. Um One day this quarantine will be over Probably soon, but maybe like, you know, who knows someday it will be and I've been getting a little bit of interest in getting um, I've been approached about maybe keeping the show going in a different kind of context but uh doing the heavy report more and maybe not every goddamn day but regularly and maybe starting to have guests and stuff like that So I don't know. I what do you guys think of that? Does that seem fun? It seems fun to me um I don't know if you guys would watch this after you are not locked in your homes You're still going to be out of things to watch, you know It's going to take you a while before the tv people get out in front of you with their programming So for now, I just make it for you if you want um I don't know. Let me let me know and chime in in my uh comments if you want. Let me know It'd be fun. Oh rihanna. Hey rihanna. Hey, how are you? It is really good to see you. I hope you're doing very well all quarantined away like some kind of caged rabbit I hope you get to run free rabbit If free rabbit rihanna rihanna the rabbit Um, keep it going, huh? Keep it going, huh? Everybody says keeping it going guests on the show Yeah, man, it'd be fun to have guests. It'd be fun to like I don't know. There's some people That might be able to come on the show other people might not be able to come on the show because of the content all right Everybody seems in favor of that fun Well, uh, I gotta tell you when I started this show. I thought to myself um This is a dumb idea and If if it works uh in the way that it's intended and it didn't because it morphed into this whole other beautiful thing But if it works like It could be a really beautiful tool For reaching out to the community in a way that I never have So I'm glad that you guys are enjoying the show. It's fun to make it's I gotta tell you it's pretty low intensity work Yeah, beautiful. Well Oh, I bless you all. I think you're all Wonders of the universe Thank you for chiming in if you want to slip into my dms or whatever and give me some thoughts um As far as guests would be concerned Uh, that would be really fun It'd be fun to just have my normal friends on the show I would want to keep the show still pretty light. You know, I don't necessarily want to cover the news But it'd be cool to have local politicians on and friends with most of our local politicians. Well, let's see That's not really true anymore I don't know all the local politicians anymore. I've tuned out for the last few years here. Um as far as like Purposefully meeting people and making sure I'm friends and So when things happen in the community, you know, we have people to turn to as the artist community and Whatever needs to But there are lots of them that I am friends with, you know council people and Um, I don't know. I like a lot of the people. We have a lot of good public servants So I'd love to maybe sneak a one of the one or two of those folk on um Yeah, whatever it'd be fun, man. I'm uh, I'm kind of just interested in and doing the hippie report more and We'll see We'll see if we keep having stuff to report on I guess. Um Hmm Well, obviously I'm in deep thought about it, but I don't need to do my goddamn contemplation in front of you folks Thank you very much for watching the show. Let's make sure our bowls cleaned out You know, you should always clean out your bowls, man because You know, there are some poor kids in texas that aren't allowed to smoke weed You know, and and if they could smoke just like the resin from your bowl They'd be doing backflips of joy, you know, but you know, their government, you know, doesn't trust them To to be responsible with their own Cognition and with their own consciousness so To freedom friends to freedom May you all think for yourselves. I demand you all think for yourselves do exactly as I say Think for yourselves. In fact, uh, whatever you do Uh Follow your own best interest And what will you do when you when you do will you do what's in your best interest or you'd be like, fuck this guy? I'm definitely gonna like use my face for a hammer or whatever. I don't know Have fun with that. I hope you all do a good thing in your life. Don't use your face for hammer Just a little disclaimer there Don't use your face for a hammer and also uh, I don't know If you're taking my advice very seriously in the world here, but like Someone was supposed to have handed you a grain of sand or Whatever a grain of salt that you can take, you know, you take A grain of sand in this hand to contemplate the the uh The the my giant intellect And then this one you fucking have the grain of salt that you ingest before you take my medicine Have a great day and don't take it so seriously, would you?