 Hi, this is CessPod and you're watching Nova Meats. It's nice to be back, last game of 2016. It's New Year's Eve here at Valley Parade. We're going to be talking Sprouts, leaning on middle and road wall, re-gift Christmas presents, but most importantly, Bradford City Talk. Anyway, it's Nova Meats. How are you? Not at all. Happy Christmas, happy New Year. How long have you been groundsmen for? Eight seasons. This is Hallow Turf, like carpet, down to this gentleman here. I like his hat. We're going to go outside a moment. We'll speak to some of the best fans in the country. It's actually sunny, isn't it? Is that too keen? Is that too keen, that? How are you? Did you have Sprouts at Christmas? No. You're joking? Don't you like Sprouts, Marshall? Oh, anyway, have a good game, all right? See you later. You don't like Sprouts? Yeah, what do you think we'll do today? Two nil. Two nil, optimism. All right, I like your hat. Here, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. How many pines do you go through on a match day? About 70, 80 nil. I got a slow cooker. Have a good game. I hope you sell all your pies. Do you know what? It's not been cold, is it, today? What score do you think it'd be today? Four nil to Bratford. A lot of optimism going. You know, we've had two nil, three nil. We've got two. They've got to win today. New Year's resolutions. Come on, Bratford, sitting more often. Lovely, lovely, lovely people. Lovely people. Josh. The Vanille. Dan. Yeah. Do you know what grounds that were? Yeah, yeah. But what do you do? You're going for a wonder? We're going to stock up on sugar. Yeah, Vauxhall. There it is. Can I actually have these, Vauxhall? You're going to buy one now. Christmas present. You wish. Have you seen New Star Wars? Yeah, I've seen it, quality. I don't know, I'm not into the sci-fi stuff, but you think I should still go watch it? Yeah, definitely go, see it. I'm interviewing for another meet. I know I'm disturbing your lunch, but I just want to know, who do you think the first girl scorer will be today? Nicola. Hanson. Don't like horses. I once got stuck in an arse when I was younger and it jolted. Are we out tonight? Nope, nope, nope. She is, I'm not. That's not my wife, by the way. No, no! That's definitely not my wife. What's your name? Ashley. Ashley. Yeah, I'm the friendliest turnstile staffer you ever did me. Do you think I should go watch it? Definitely go. It's going to be second last time that you'll ever see Carrie Fisher on big screen. I probably won't go see it, to be honest. I'm on into realism films. You know, I like saving Mr. Banks. I've cried twice on that. But I'll tell you now, for a fact, we're comparing today. They're better than mine. You're going dark. Pretty much, yeah. Are they really? What pie did you get? Didn't he go a burger? Got a burger. It's all changed, ain't it now? Everyone goes burgers. Going back to trainers like that. I used to have quesar. Remember quesar, football boots? You have sprouts at Christmas. I certainly did. Boiling them fried them. Nice, with pancetta. With pancetta and chili. Are you Italian? I am, yes. Ciao, come here. Stabberni, grazie. Ah, grazie. Ah, that better, eh? Okay, anyway. Tutto post. Oh, tutto post. Okay, ciao. Ciao, okay. Oh, ciao. Do you know what I mean? We're multilingual on other mates. How are we doing? Good to see you. Good to see you. Perfected there. Come on, there you go, there you go. How did I know he were Italian, just because he puts pancetta in his sprouts? New Year's resolutions? Sure, many holidays. Not just one holiday. Many holidays. Two no braffa today. How do you know, how do you know? I'm going to talk about his ear again. His ear again. Oh, there you go. Look, he's giving me a wedgie. Go Christmas. Magic, magic. Be a better one with three points today. Who'd think that summer was shining in December? Yeah. What's your family name? Stobart. Stobart. Like the Stobart. Yeah. Eddie Stobart. Wish we were related. I brought the good luck last time. I like them. They're bright, aren't they? Can I nick a chip? Come on, I'll nick one. Oh, there you go. What's your name? Colin. Are they sure your chips are actually freezing cold? Oh. It's a chip question. We got your ticket sorted. Fantastic. Three points today. Definitely. It's your first game, isn't it? Is it your first game? High five. High five, another mate's first game. We like first game people. What did Santa bring you? I've got some dancing water speakers. Say that again. Dancing water speakers. We're comparing shades on other mates. Look at that. I like that one. Did you get any presents you want to re-wrap and give to anybody else? Basically, rubbish Christmas presents. Socks are all right. Socks are good. Socks are good. You only need socks. It'll get to June, you'll be like, I've got no socks. What do you get for Christmas? I got one of these vinyl turntables. I can get my vinyl going again. Told you before, and I've said it again, if your name's not down, you're not coming in. All profits to the Burns Unit. All programs. Fantastic chaps. First goal scorer. First goal scorer. I want to go for Vintelot today. Wow, that's a new one. Another mate. I'm another, and I'm meeting you. So put it together. That is another mate. Yeah, what did Santa bring you? He didn't bring me three points against Scumpop, did he? I wish he had a done that. Controversial. Only me, I know he's steak and kidney. It's the last game of 2016, but... To me, it's a book, right? Every page, enjoy it. You just don't want the last page up very list. See you next year. See you later. This is, like, blast from the past. It's Mrs Bauer from, say, Antonies. Remember me? Do you remember? He's my old teacher. He's my old teacher. First goal scorer today. It's going to be another 0-0 draw. How's it feel being a city fan at the moment? It's great, innit? I think today we're going to nick it 2-0, I think. How are you doing? You all right? Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Who's later in on Midland Road? First goal scorer? Nicky Law. Where did you buy your hat from? The City Shop. Shaky Red? There you go. Shaky Red. Is she happy Christmas? I know it's already been, but I haven't seen you. And a Happy New Year from Novermeets. Novermeets, all right, yes. And how was Christmas dinner? Did you have sprouts? Yes, I did. Did you? Oh, she had a right powerful. Do you think Nicky Law will score today? Yes. What's your name? Thomas. Where are you from? Germany. Where? Germany. Are you from Germany? From Munich. Give me a high five. And what score do you think it'll be? It's on the upside. I'd like it to be Matt. I think he works hard, yeah. We saw Marshall earlier, asked him a question. I said, Matt, Matt, Matt. Do you like sprouts? He went, oh, no. No, I just walked off. Good Christmas. Yeah, very good, yeah. This is what you call a professional. This is a weapon, it looks like. It's a meat pie. New Year's resolutions. He booked scars on 45 for being used at five. Did you hear that? He was hit as a windshield, burries, bus. So, tell me. Did you get any Christmas presents and you thought I'm going to re-wrap them and send them to somebody else? Didn't I? I'm quite lucky this year. Wow! I love it. And did you have sprouts? No, I don't like sprouts. You don't like sprouts? You're the first person who doesn't like sprouts. Do you ever go Christmas? Yeah. What a fantastic mustache. Right, so is it all right though? It's splendid. Yes. Tell me, Matt. First goal scorer to be James Hansen. Double key shirt. Happy New Year. Yeah, happy New Year. Happy New Year. I'll try to put my name down, but it's too long. They won't reject it. What is it? David, Luke, Nicholas, Nova, Koski, the third. Exactly the one fit on. It's not there. It's not there. Somewhere on back, I think. Yeah, there you go. Did Santa bring you everything? Good. Good. Are you in shock with my mustache? Wow. Can I just say something? Yeah. I love your hair. Oh, thank you very much. I love your hair. Do you know what? I just put a smile on my first one. Oh, that's great. And I just admired your attach. We won four goals today. Awesome. Thank you. Happy New Year. Same to you. All right. Parting hard tonight. All right? Courage sprouts. Courage sprouts. Old headmaster. Nova. David, Nova, Koski, St. Bede's Grammar School. I used to play organ with your son and he taught me all the tricks. And he tells me all about you as well. There you go. Because what are you doing tonight for New Year's Eve? I'm going to have a curry and that's about it. The three points today and that's about it. Happy New Year. You too, Pa. Be careful. Be safe. And see you next year. All right. Good to see you. See you later. See you later. Come here. What do you want, Nova? How are you? I want an X. You just call me Nova. If I did it, it would be subconscious speaking. Are you squeezing me? I like it. Can we do that thing for Nova Meats? That press-up thing. Please, can you just do it on camera? Please, please, please. Look. Massive flow. It's like a flow of clarity and amber coming down. It's like a waterfall. It's like a stream. And it's just trickling down. You know what I mean? That's why you are a professional. All right. What's the best thing about being back in Brownford, but not the club? Oh, just the humour, sense of humour. You know, just from walking from the bus, even from the car park to here. You see some characters and you hear people talking in the way they don't talk in the Caribbean. The accent, you know, no one takes life too seriously. And just for Nova Meats. Do that salsa move again. Please. That's class, man. Happy New Year. This is Papa Nova. Here. Say it. Happy New Year in Polish to people. It's Częstwo Wego, Nowego Roku. There you go. 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