 Hello, and welcome back to the average today We are going to be painting the pots that we did last week if you missed that video This is the outcome of it, but go and check that out because you want to know how many part one This is my pot, and this is Chris's pot, and it even broke Roll the footage. There's been a terrible accident Chris was working on this a little bit as it was a little bit dry I don't know what he was doing, but it smashed and it broke apart So What is it? Absolutely devastated But I think it's an easy fix. I think if we brush the... An easy fix to sky, the confidence Brush the broken bits with water, you might be able to stick it back on Okay, good luck It's really annoying, but you know better than starting from... As well, can I add like why are you talking as if you're on like a bad telephone line? You're like it's a really difficult fix, but we can do it Yeah, so Chris's pot broke, could you saw in that footage, and then it just broke just now So he's got a little dent in it. Say hi Chris. Hi, everyone's a big f... Hi Look, it's broken That's really good. I know it's completely Awful, but it's dry and it didn't break. So there you go. Must have some structural integrity that others didn't Yes, I mean, yeah It's got something. It's got integrity. That's what it's got. Right. Okay So first of all, we need to do the paint, the baby, the base coat. Sheesh, sheesh, sheesh Sheesh, sheesh, sheesh. Let's just do a coat of the white Off we go. I don't have a brush. I'll just really really... Sounds like your problem my guy So he's gone now and I would just like to say for the record that he's not allowed back on this channel Because he's not allowed to just come into my channel and decide that he's better than me Because he is kind of better than me for a lot of art stuff. I'll link his stuff down below He's coming back. Nothing. You know what? I can use the spray paint first. Go for it. I'm gonna try. I'll use the stuff Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaa I'm doing a nice thick lip. I think you've sanded yours down and it was all nice and pretty and mine is not that Bits are coming off now Mmm You're like a little bit of mine off and like that So mean Little bits of flaking off. I have a feeling that maybe this isn't for us Hey, it's the first time. Well actually it's just a shame that you're shi- I don't know I feel like maybe you're supposed to use like a whole bag of play for one project yeah or maybe even two the two bags I'm not sure I don't know because some of the stuff that the examples they show are quite small yeah I don't know either I guess if you have common sense you could figure it out and like us we're just like what Chris you're doing a really really thin layer I think it's supposed to do much thicker okay I'm not sure though I mean it's just a base coat so your colours come I know this because I used to paint pinches is it a sealant though as well like seals in the cracks I think it's just white acrylic paint oh do you know that for sure though or are you just guessing because you used to paint war hammers I mean yeah it's just a base coat because you don't want you want the colors to pop I cut loads I cut loads before loads yeah you kept all the embarrassing bits you don't even know what I've got to be honest it was a long video to edit long and painful you took ages sorry look at her she's a beauty she's a beauty I don't care what you guys say she looks like a crumpled plastic bag but it doesn't matter she's a beauty actually no one no one said anything rude everyone said it looks quite nice and organic what I would hope this is very organic it just goes to show how nice your viewers are oh yeah suck up to them Chris some of them are not nicer am I sucking up to them or am I crashing your pottery a little bit of both a little column A little column B I like yours it has intact Chris yours is looking really anemic for the white like it's not even painted look at my solid white and yours is like super white yeah it was like toothpaste all right I'm done with the white hurry up Chris okay time for step two these are now dry it does say to wait 24 hours to let it dry but unfortunately we just don't have the time you ain't got time for that so I got two of these because I asked them to send me one of these pastel paints but then one also came in the box itself so I was like oh didn't need to do that uh so which one do you want Chris I'll have this I mean let's just open them if they're the same we'll just use one because there's no point of wasting they're both the same so let's just use one but they look very nice I like the packaging it makes them look really satisfying uh for mine I've decided that I want to do like a calcifer face on the outside an egg in the inside and then maybe right around the rim make all your bacon burn but I'm not sure I think I'm just going to do one whole color and then do like a little uh maybe like a little face just keep it simple for me okay because I mean mine I'll never finish it I'm hoping mine is simple to be honest I'm just going to do it like a color of calcifer and the eyes yeah like I'm not actually going to paint like a fire I'm just going to do I'll get you I'm going to open this my nail is weak give me that which color should I choose I'm liking this one look the green I'm just gonna do pink I don't know sorry oh my god jump scare that's a good test though because it didn't break yeah mine would have shattered it's like a breath but it's like yeah this is like the fun bit all the hard work that you put in I think yeah I think I'm just going to keep it really simple like kind of abstractly that it's calcifer not like paint the flames or anything making mistake patch it up yeah isn't that life there oh there isn't a white so I'm going to use this white I guess it's not much left though I think it's really hard to open I think because my nail was just like you put a little of your flakes on mine sorry you should get out of my way then this channel is it it's not the average Chris is he is now basically everyone yes finally Chris is here and I'm like whatever oh thanks guys yeah he's sucking up again guys a royal suck up they call him I appreciate appreciate it sorry appreciate it guys I'm bitter he's a cute egg inside that's it hey oh no mine's cracking again yeah mine a little bit cracked don't try this at home folks wait 24 hours for your first layer to dry yeah we need to like suffering like me okay two eyes I'm suffering more for sure it's not a competition Chris because what are you saying maybe thinking it might push you should I put some mark but we're like we need to curl down a bit that's a great idea I need a bit of yellow because he's gonna be where his eyes are it's a bit yellowy I think of it disaster on the orient express that's something that thing oh my god I want to hear is it no it's not you just made it up I like that my name's Chris and I signed that off I can't turn mine around actually it's a little sticking he's like me thank you yeah you just put your hand inside like this oh no because it's all wet inside mine is too I just don't care well I care a lot even though there's just a little squishy pottery well no I care but I just I'm just a very nonchalant no I just mean I can't help it even though it's like not the greatest piece of pottery I'm like I don't want to you want to swear more swearing no that was the last swear but there's children watching me so it's okay you can beat me beat you beat me you can beat you Jesus you said it weirdo okay I think that's kind of cute like you can't really see it on the camera because the light is too bright but it kind of the windows off so I have uh different pens in here I'm not sure what you use I don't think we can use any alcohol because I found this one brush ink pen really quite okay I've got any pen as well so I'm gonna try that no just do the top bit do you really get a Mario pie like your egg oh that was so hard not to like budge the whole thing oh you've got a great view of your egg so stop here we go not bad yeah I gotta see it looks hasn't seen it yet yeah it looks great he was about to say it looks great and then you're like I think you've made a masterpiece out of a piece my calcifer oh that looks fantastic and then I'm gonna write may all you bake and burn inside I think this is dry do you like the pen yeah can I use it now I can't remind you what do you mean no it isn't it's rubbish no Chris showing his skills as a perfect circulist if anyone needs a man to make and draw he can draw do a circle Chris's number is zero five I cannot do a good circle yeah he says as that circle is perfection that's the difficult part look he really looks cute like I oh dear you're are you talking about okay whatever that's fine Chris is handing in his resignation as a perfect circulist yes and if anyone would like to enter for the role but I am applying for perfect square is actually I think you may have done it again he's done it again ladies and gentlemen another perfect circle yeah Chris we haven't got a thousand years for you to finish the pot so you could just hurry up a little bit that big oh wow that would be perfect that would be perfect I can't tell what is like glossy and what is a part that I haven't painted you know what I'm saying uh no you don't I think drawing on a 3d surface is it's a bit hard isn't it just a bit the acrylic underneath is gonna peel off for sure maybe not for sure maybe not looking good Chris looking good I am doing I'm in the middle of writing me all your bacon burn yeah and I'm happy with this decision except for this little ridge area okay slightly the words went slightly bigger but oh well okay okay I drew some eyebrows do a nose like a triangle nose no no way I think it's cute without a nose chin no way you can do some sparkles like around that would be cute no hands no no don't do hands you're already doing it want you okay guys follow me on tiktok if you want to see these sealed because I'll probably do a tiktok of that or maybe a youtube short like and subscribe if you want to have more content of me and no Chris because Chris is banished I'm not banished it was extremely banished let's show off these bad boys are you ready Chris I'm ready cue the montage and that's it that's the final look of both of our pots I hope you guys enjoyed it did you enjoy it Chris I had loads of fun it was great okay and what do we want them to do oh um please uh follow my twitter is uh average Chris no um please like and subscribe the video and come back for more all right thank you very much bye