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I was just going to come down to your room. Oh, then I'll get back there right away I wouldn't want to miss you. I Guess what I have to say can be said here. All right, although I can't help wishing the surroundings were different different Yes, miss Brooks more romantic Romantic mm-hmm. I Know I haven't been the most aggressive chap in the world But I do think of other things besides my biological experiments things that are well more personal personal Yes Things that a man thinks about a woman sometimes whether she's a fellow teacher or not or not Just move my needle a notch to the right Mr. Boynton, what is it? You're trying to tell me I like to think It's just that like I said before I wish the surroundings were different I wish we were in a blue lagoon somewhere with a soft breeze blowing through your hair and But we're not I can take care of that. Mr. Boynton Of course, I don't know why we have to be in a blue lagooner. I guess I just feel more confident when I'm over water We'll hop up on this stool and I'll fill a pan. I Mean please continue mr. Boynton. Well, as you know miss Brooks I've been coaching the basketball team while mr. Haney's been ill and well We've been lucky enough to win the championship in our particular conference. Yes, I know We've been invited to play in the state championships at Martinsville the entire squad leaves this evening We won't be back until next week. I Just want you to know that Well, yes, mr. Boynton It's terribly important that we win the championship. Oh, you'll win it mr. Boynton But what else were you going to say? Well, I'm not so sure we'll win it after all. We're playing around Robin Well, I bet you could spot him for worms and beat him easily I know you're kidding me miss Brooks, but I don't mind You know now that I'm leaving town I've come to realize certain things about our relationship at last formal recognition that we have a relationship Without getting too basic too quickly I'd like to state that in the past whenever the situation seems auspicious for declaring certain emotional reactions I've felt upon finding myself in close proximity to you that is some outward manifestation seems to pardon me mr. Boynton, couldn't you get a little more basic more quickly? What I'm trying to say miss Brooks is that there always seems to be some sort of interruption when I want to talk to you about Certain things what kind of interruption? I see what you mean come in Well boy don't as principal of Madison High. I oh, I thought you were alone. We were for a minute I was just saying goodbye to mr. Boynton mr. Conklin. I see miss Brooks and have you finished saying goodbye No, mr. Conklin we haven't This boy's been taking brave shots What I mean to say sir is that we can finish talking after you've spoken to me very well I simply dropped in to wish you good luck with the team mr. Boynton Remember by winning the championship cup you not only honor yourself and the athletes involved But you bring further glory to the already hallowed name of Madison High glory and prestige Fame and all much of you bet on the game mr. Conklin Just a thin I was No You know, I never bet I just that we must get that cup Don't worry, mr. Conklin. We've got the high scoring forward of the conference and our team, you know I see and how is this boy's condition tip top I trust Well, he's six foot five inches tall. So his top would be hard to tip That's a joke sir, thank you By the way, mr. Brooks. Is this the boy we transferred from Ms. N writes English class to yours? Yes, sir Well, tell me how's his state of mind? What there is of it is quite happy Well, I know he's not a brilliant student, but now that he's in your class, mr. Brooks. I'm sure he'll improve From what I hear the boys an all-round athlete. I want him eligible for other sports during the coming term Well, I'll do whatever I can mr. Conklin. Of course, it's difficult to give a test without any questions in it, but Uh He'll get him through all right, mr. Conklin. Good. Good. Well, I'll be running along now best of luck point and bring back that cup Let's see now. Where were we? Oh, I know you were telling me something personal Well, I wouldn't like to repeat myself miss Brooks. Do you remember what it was I said last? Oh, how could I possibly remember what you said minutes ago? It was just something about you'd like to state that in the past whenever the situation seemed auspicious for declaring certain emotional reaction You felt upon finding yourself in close proximity to me That is some outward manifestation That's right. And then you said couldn't we get a little more basic more quickly, right? Then you said there always seems to be some sort of interruption when you want to talk to me about certain things And then you said what kind of interruption? And then I wrote whoever it is get lost Come in. Hi, your coach. I just how hello, mr. Brooks. Hello, walter. How are you fine and dandy? Good. Bye. Bye walter I just wanted to remind mr. Boynton about the big doings tonight. There's going to be a torchlight parade and a snake dance You'll be there. Won't you miss Brooks? Yes, walter if I can find a snake in town Yeah, oh Before I go to miss Brooks, have you seen stretch around anywhere? Oh, no, not for the past few hours. Well, if he shows up, please send him into the gym Will you I want to give him exact direction so he won't get lost on his way to the bus station Knowing stretch he can get lost after he's got the direction We'll send him into you if he shows up here. Thank you and good day, walter denton Thank you, miss Brooks And may I suggest that you speed mr. Boynton on his way with a salutation Befitting the mentor of a sterling aggregation such as the madison basketball team walter so long coach I hope you're not embarrassed by walter's inference miss Brooks if you think that would embarrass me you need a coach coach Now let's take off for that blue lagoon, huh? I'm afraid I don't comprehend miss Brooks. My hair is blowing in the breeze again What is it you were trying to tell me before walter came in? Well, it's just that with my leaving tonight, we won't be seeing each other at all over the weekend. I know mr. Boynton Come in Oh, it's stretch. How are you son? Hi, mr. Boynton. Hello, miss Brooks. Hi Well, how do you feel about our impending junket? Huh? Mr. Boynton wants to know how you feel about the trip you're taking this evening Oh, well, I ain't going stretch. Don't say ain't don't say you ain't going What's the trouble stretch you're not ill are you there's nothing wrong with me physically My trouble is mostly mental. Well, don't be self-conscious Oh, wait, what is it stretch? Maybe I can help you. I'm afraid you can't mr. Boynton. You see it's well It's about a girl a girl. You've seen them. They play on girl softball teams Is there anything I can do to help stretch? Yes, miss Brooks, but I'd rather talk to you alone If it's all right with mr. Boynton. Oh, I certainly stretch. I've got to get down to the gym for a few minutes Anyway, miss Brooks, you will try to straighten them out once you you know how important he is to the team I'll do what I can mr. Boynton. Good. We'll see you for the snake dance tonight Now then stretch tell teacher all about it. Well, I know I ain't good in English, miss Brooks You're not good in English. I know But ever since the first test you give me I knew that I was going to improve and get the kind of marks in English That I've always stroven for Oh I know I got a lot to learn yet But since I met you I feel that you're more than just a teacher But you understand kids and that's why I come to you now I ain't much at speeches. So I'll just say it right out miss Brooks I'm in love in love with what a who? My best friend's girl Walter Denton people don't talk like this in any language Stretch, are you trying to tell me that you've got a crush on harriet confin? Exactly when she's in the stands rooting for the team. I play great When she isn't like she's not going to be where we're going to play over the weekend I don't so I ain't going miss Brooks. Oh now wait a minute stretch Have you told harriet how you feel about her? Oh, no nor walter either I wouldn't want to hurt neither of their feelings. It's just that I can't play without harriet in the stands Look stretch, I heard that they're going to show the games on television right here in madison That means that harriet will be in the stands. She'll be right on the sidelines watching your every move honest miss Brooks May I swallow a border racer? Now will you attend the ceremonies tonight and then leave with the rest of the team for martinsville? Well, if you say harriet will be there on the sidelines, I guess I'll go along good I knew you wouldn't disappoint mr. Boynton and me. He was kind of counting on me, I guess Funny thing about him though for a smart scientist. He's not very smart about getting someplace sometime My stretch. What do you mean like with you? I mean here? You are a smart pretty grainy english teacher with no other attachments and he don't do nothing about it Stretch yes, miss brooks. 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I immediately limped home for a nice warm bath Mrs. Davis my landlady was sitting in the living room when I opened the door How was the snake dance? Very snaky. Thanks Did you bid mr. Boynton a fun? Goodbye, Connie. Yes, mrs. Davis. What did he say? Goodbye Oh bad man, when is he going to open his eyes and see that? I think they're opening a little bit mrs. Davis this afternoon in the laboratory He really started to make a noise like an interested party. Oh, what happened nothing I got all involved with the trials and tribulations of a star basketball player and his unrequited romance But the weekend is upon us and I won't have to play Dorothy Dix for a few days anyway What are you going to do tonight, Connie? I have some very elaborate plans mrs. Davis tonight I'm going to have myself a school teacher's b and b Been a dictine at brandy. No bath and bed If you'll excuse me now, I'll drag my carcass into the bathroom and run a tub Oh, we don't have to do that, Connie. I've already let the water in I was going to bathe Minerva tonight The cat but cats aren't supposed to get baths, are they? Oh, Minerva loves it Besides, I've just got to bathe her why are the mice complaining? No, she was walking near the sink this morning and slipped on the tile poor dear Filled right into some dough. I was mixing for bread Then maybe Minerva better use the water that's in the tub She can wait you run along Connie and take a nice Now who in the world can that be coming? Stretch what are you doing here? Why aren't you at the bus depot? I ain't going again Well come in for a minute. Thanks, mrs. Brooks. This is mrs. Davis. You remember stretch, of course He's the famous quarterback on our hockey team, isn't he? No lately he's been playing goalie for our tennis team Could I talk to you alone mrs. Brooks naturally mrs. Davis, would you mind making a little tea? Not at all, Connie I'd like some myself. How about you stretch nice glass of milk? No, thanks mrs. Davis. Well, I'll bring some anyway Nothing like milk for a growing boy I guess you're pretty disappointed me mrs. Brooks, but I Say what's that? What's what right behind mrs. Davis? There's a cake walking into the kitchen I'll relax stretch. I see it too. That's just our cat Minerva. She fell into some dough Now tell me why you're not with the team. It's Harriet mrs. Brooks Even though she'll be seeing me play on television. I won't be able to see her I was afraid you'd figure that out Um Look stretch, I'll get you a nice picture of Harriet and send it airmail. You'll have it by game time tomorrow night How's that? I don't know mrs. Brooks. I would like to have a picture of Harriet But I wouldn't want anybody to know that I Walter is my best friend. I know stretch. You wouldn't want to hurt Walter or Harriet or either of their feelings Believe me, I'll get the picture without anyone knowing for whom it's intended gosh I hate to be such a problem to you, but well, I never mixed much with other kids outside of an athletics I mean and I think my name has something to do with it your name. You see my real name is fabian snodgrass I guess when I was little and kids kidded me about it. I got sensitive I see Stretched you have any brothers or sisters? Sure two sisters and one brother and do they have uh peculiar names too Oh, no, they all got perfectly normal names. It's like the other day when I was talking to my sister Rapunzel I said Rapunzel Now that does it I'll go into your case more thoroughly when you get back from this trip stretch But right now you've got to rejoin the team come along You won't forget to send the picture miss brooks. I won't forget stretch lots of luck and goodbye again Rapunzel snodgrass Now there's a family for you Oh, well now for that bath. I better see if the water is still warm Oh, it's pretty cold. I better let it out and run a fresh one I'll be right there. Mrs. Davis. I'm afraid Minerva's water got a little cool. I'm running another tub for myself Back to the bus depot wait till I close this door Poor kid. He's hopelessly in love. Yes, I overheard but he shouldn't worry so much about the other boy in the case Why when my sister Angela was a girl? She never went out with one boy at a time. She didn't no She played the field Angela did Why I remember one time she went out with twins for over a year before she found out they were triplets Oh Poor Angela the eternal quadrangle. I better take a look at that bath There nice and hot now to get these clothes off and Oh, no not another interruption Hi, miss brooks. It's me. Can I come in for a minute? Yes, walter, but that's about all I'm trying to take a bath. Well, that'll have to wait miss brooks Well, it's getting plenty of practice What's the matter walter? It's stretch. He disappeared from the station and when last seen he was heading in this direction He did come here walter, but I sent him back down to the depot. Well, that seems like a pretty silly maneuver Well, what did he come here about? He wanted some advice. He's in love walter in love Who's she He's in love with somebody that doesn't love him a girl who goes with another fellow Now what kind of a girl would go with a fellow when she could go with a star basketball player like stretch I can't divulge the details walter, but stretch was miserable about the situation. He's not supposed to be miserable This is a crucial time if he likes a girl. She should go with him and brush off this other jerk Careful walter. You may hate yourself for this Look, I've smoothed his feathers and sent him back to play the game of his life Now you get back to the depot and don't say a word about what I've told you Well, all right miss brooks, but I wish I could get a peek at the guy that's got stretch's girl Buffaloed you may never see him till you start shaving Goodbye to you again walter den Well, let's see how this water feels now Could be warmer. I'll let a little out and refill it Singing in the bathtub Singing in the bathtub Now we'll just put the plug back in run some more water I always thought the teaching was my only profession, but bathing can be quite a career too There that ought to be just right Singing in the bathtub Nothing can go wrong Singing in the bathtub. I should live so long. Oh, it's mr. Boyden. I'm sorry to bother you miss brooks But walter dentin's disappeared from the bus depot. Have you seen him? Of course. I've seen him Won't you come inside mr. Boyd? I haven't time miss brooks. You say you saw walter Where is he now on the way back to the bus depot? Oh good Stretch got down there before I left when he found walter gone. He was quite upset. Now everything will be all right I'm sorry to have troubled you miss brooks. See you next week. Goodbye. Goodbye You grayhound locker bar At least there's nothing to stop me from taking that bath now I couldn't have gotten cool in that short space of time. Let's see Now it's exactly the right temperature. I don't have to let out a drop Wrong again Oh, no, it's not you again stretch. I'm a monster What do you want from me and affidavit? What's wrong this time when walter came back to the depot? I took one look at him and then I knew knew what I couldn't go to martinville without his girl harriet I just can't play unless she's really in the stands. All right stretch I'll do my best go back down to the depot and wait for me. What are you going to do miss brooks? I'm going to slip on a straight jacket and run over to the conglins Disturbed you this late mr. Conklin But it's absolutely essential if you want madison to win that championship What's essential miss brooks that you let harriet here go to martinsville with the team me stop squealing girl But don't you see daddy walters the manager of the team and he needs walter isn't the one who requested that you come along harriet It was stretch not so fast young lady. What's this all about miss brooks? Well, it's stretch mr. Conklin He's got a crush on harriet and if she'll just be in the stands and root for him He says madison is bound to win. There's really no harm in it. No harm in it But martinville is 400 miles away the basketball team is composed entirely of boys Boys and mr. Boynton Who'd chaperone my daughter? Who else but miss oh just a minute harriet. I can't go to martin. Of course you can it's your idea, isn't it now go on home and Wait a minute with mr. Boynton coaching the team. You'll need a chaperone yourself You come along daddy what Me the principal of the school leave madison for a weekend to watch our basketball team play around robin with the best teams in the state Tell your mother. We're leaving at once Oh just one thing mr. Conklin. Yes, do you think they have a bathtub in martinsville? Well, I never thought when I woke up this morning that I'd be riding on the bus with you and the team tonight Mr. Boynton. I'm glad it worked out this way miss brooks. I am too me too Oh Driver I'm mr. Conklin the principal of madison high. Oh, how do you do mr. Conklin? My name's fred riggs. What can I do for you? Well, I'd like to open a few of these windows if nobody minds It's kind of stuffy in here There it is kind of crowded in the bus. Hey, you see we didn't expect all you extra passengers In fact, there was one kid back at the depot. I couldn't even allow on which kid was that mr. fred riggs Oh some tall fellow said his name was snodgrass stretch snodgrass Well, just as long as he wasn't an important member of the team Returns in just a moment, but first Tonight show him how much lovelier your your hair can look after a luster cream shampoo Only luster cream brings you kdumas magic formula blend of secret ingredients plus gentle lanolin Gives loveliness lather even in hardest water Glamorizes your hair as you wash it Luster cream not a soap not a liquid, but a dainty cream shampoo leaves hair Fragmently clean free of loose dandruff glistening with sheen soft manageable gives new beauty to all hairdos or permanence Four ounce jar one dollar smaller sizes either tubes or jars Tonight try luster cream shampoo and be a dream girl dream girl beautiful luster cream You owe your crowning glory to A luster cream And now once again here is our miss brooks Well, mr. Conklin was furious and the only way I could square myself with him was to give up my seat to stretch When the bus returned to pick him up Then I went home got undressed and steered my stubborn little course for the bathroom Now I can really oh, hello, mrs. Davis. Hello, conny I was going to postpone my nervous bath till tomorrow, but she just couldn't wait any longer Oh, when did you put her into the tub mrs. Davis just this minute conny Well, I can't wait any longer either move over minerva Next week tune into another our miss brooks show brought to you by pomelec soap your beauty hope and luster cream Shampoo for soft glamorous caressible hair Our miss brooks starring eve arden is produced by larry burns written and directed by al lewis with music by wilbur hatch Mr. Boynton is played by jeff chandler. 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