UPDATE: RAIDER DELETED HIS CHANNEL! LOL!
Hello, fellow travelers and conspiratards, and welcome to a special early episode of Kooky Conspiratard Kool-Aid. Tonight we dine upon the flesh of flat earth retards and targeted individuals. Spoiler: it tastes like garbage.
Our first segment comes to us from my favorite new bag of fun, Raider57. He’s a guy who likes both football and conspiratard theories, so yeah, he’s pretty awesome. He thinks calling me Omni-Anus and Julia Child will hurt my feelings, but in fact it makes me a little horny. First I make Mr. Raider aware of how completely he’s fallen for my trap before ripping his butthole wide open for a good 20 minutes. Raider, please, watch from start to finish. You’ll love it. And P.S. deleting the retarded videos you made about me and wishing me a Merry Christmas does not a truce make. You still need to take your medicine.
Our next video comes from a YouTuber named Chris Fritz who is just trying to explain to his family that he is a sane, rational person in spite of believing in the flat earth. He lays it out for them that he’s about to really explain logically why they should stop judging him… and you know what his scientific argument against a globe earth is? Yeah! He says a Freemason created the whole idea! That’s why we shouldn’t believe it. Fuck you, Chris Fritz. This video is fucking embarrassing enough even without my commentary.
Our next video comes from Scumbag Steve – er, I mean Abaddon Apollyon. This video is mirrored up on Raider’s channel. He can’t finish a single god-damn thought or sentence and frequently stops to reassure the conspiratards listening that even though they may have totally different beliefs than his own, beliefs which completely counteract his own, he still loves their work and wait what was he talking about again? Something something them
Next it’s time to get to the main course – targetarded individuals! Our first video comes from Targeting Must End, a YouTube content creator who really sleeps 16 hours a day because ‘Luminati. Yeap. It has nothing to do with self-hatred and depression, bro. Take a step back, gape at yourself in the mirror of YouTube long and wide in complete disbelief, and then delete your fucking channel, man. It’s for your own good.
Next is Simon Moore, a targetarded individual who really needs to SHAPE UP. The first thing this ‘tard needs to do is get his story straight. He claims he defeated gangstalking, but then goes on to describe a series of events that he claims have recently occurred which sound an awful lot like gangstalking. This is a grown man driving around recording his delusional rants in the middle of the night, a man who spends over 50% of the video looking directly into the camera for extended periods of time… WHILE DRIVING. If this piece of garbage kills anyone, I hope Jesus revokes that protection order.
Finally, I bring you the star of the show – not just this episode, but perhaps the star of the entire KCK series: Tory Smith. Long and hard have I searched for my own Gail Chord Schuler, and thanks to commenter Rusty Shackleford, I HAVE FOUND HER. Yes, Tory is the best conspiratard not only because of her great personality, but also because of her colorful fantasy universe in which she plays the central role. Tory claims that Dick Cheney and George Bush have sent FOUR teams to assassinate him, each of which have failed. Last night, he wants us to know, 51 alien CIA members were arrested by the BLUE AVIANS, a beautiful species of bird-men. Yeah. That’s not fucking disturbing to think about. There’s so much more to Tory than any of us realize at this point, this is just the tip of the iceberg.
Our final video comes from Robert Benson. Just watch it.
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I’d link to Raider57’s Omni-Anus video, but he deleted it because he’s a pussy.
Dear Sheep, Wake The Flock Up! – Raider57:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMViQ...
How to tell family about Flat Earth – Chris Fritz:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ryc3G...
Abaddon Apollyon Domestic Terrorists – Raider57:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zT_Dc...
Made to Sleep the Entire Day, Remote Neural Monitoring – Targeting Must End:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4JsN...
Gangstalking memories and other assorted topics! – Simon Moore:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEh-U...
GOOD NEWS! 51 Arrested! From CIA Headquarters & Thorncreek, Indiana – Tory Smith:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jz4T...
Gang Stalking – Satanic Voodoo pains – gang stalkers – Robert Benson:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxLa9...
