 I don't know about y'all, but since I was a kid and came to know and love baseball, I've always tried to piece together my perfect team, whether that included Mantle or Clemente, whoever. And I think throughout the years I've gotten it pretty close, but I will not be putting that out because I do not want to be obliterated by MLB Twitter. However, I do want to put out my favorite Starting 9 Middle Reliever DH and Closer that are in the show right now. And I'm sure I'm going to get chert for this and I can't wait to hear everyone's variations of their perfect lineup in the comments below. So without further ado, let's get to my lineup. This first one, starting pitcher, was tough because there are so many absolute studs out there, but I wanted to go with someone that you can really never go wrong with. And that's my boy, Jacob DeGrom. So this one's not really close. My catcher's going to be JT Bermudo. Maybe five years ago I would have given it to Yachty, but JT is going to be my catcher on my team. Next up, first baseman, I'm going Jose Abreu. I thought about Goldie, however I love the white socks and this is my list. So my next two picks are going to seem a little biased, but I promise you the numbers are there to back it up. Second baseman, I'm going my man, DJ LeMayhew Gotogus. And third base, I'm going my boy, Alex Bregman, Gotogus again. Also I know that Aaron Nato and Machado fans probably won't like that pick, however Bregman has the numbers to justify it and it's not just a Homer pick. Next up, I'm going with Corey Seager. I had a hard time not going with Tatees here, but I think Seager edges him out just a bit, although I do love you Tatees and hope that you are getting healthy and we'll be back on the field soon. Next for my outfield. My right field position will go to a man that owns that position very well and that's Aaron Judge. Yes, I know since he's gotten his teeth fixed, he's not really been his old self, but that slump is bound to break and I will gladly have him in my right field. Center field, Mike Trout, enough said. Left field, I want Mr. Clutch, Mr. November. I'm going to go ahead and go with Juan Soto. Next up we're going DH and I'm taking your dawn, Alvarez. I need my DH to hit moonshots and if Alvarez stays healthy, that's exactly what he's going to do. For my reliever, I'm going to go ahead and cheat just a little bit here and take Josh Hader. I know that he's a closer, but again, it's my list. So this is my dream. This is my team. This is all my thoughts. So since it is, I'm going to take Otani and make him my closer. How nasty would he be closing throwing a consistent 102? Not to mention he's just a freak. As if this fake dream team I've created isn't controversial enough, I even gave them a batting order. So leading off, we have DJ LaMahue, batting second, we have Alex Bregman, batting third, we have Mike Trout. Yes, I wrote this down because I didn't want to forget it. Number four, we have Juan Soto at five. We have Aaron Judge at six. We have y'all. That is it. That is the triple M dream team. And I already said in the beginning, I preface, I know I'm going to get chirped. So if you have a better suggestion or you think your team could cream my team, put your team below, then I would love to argue with you. Best of luck and let's make some money.