 Oh no, full cow flick! You, you lived? You lived? Hey man, what do you have against sidekicks? Oh, oh, you cheated. Why, your stance is going back and forth, man. Oh, that makes starts in the lobby. That's what I meant. Why did they let you type this fast? How's it going everybody? Datoi here and it has been a very, very long time and I am not sure if this game is still relevant, but I saw it was on sale from the $60 that it normally was to like a smooth 15 and I just knew right then and there I had to pick up my hero, One's Justice 2. And I have found out today that Datoi doesn't know math because it was definitely $20 and an expensive price. Man, it was $20. Anyway, I booted up the game and it crashed. But now it's working and we're here. I got my characters all selected. Rhyme has his character selected. We are going to play, dude. You picked Fathom? I'm going to keep it real with you. I don't know anything about who Fathom is or anything. But I'll tell you this, if there's one character that makes me think of you, it's Mereo and Fathom. Fathom because of the outfit and Mereo because I guess. Yeah, that's two characters. Let's get into the game. Bro, look at my team intro. Look at my team intro. That was, I didn't know they had team intros in this game. I'm about to unzip this jack. Nah, but what I was saying with Fathom, if you do the, why are we so close? Bro, I'm running for my life. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. I love, I know exactly how to beat this. Nah, bro, come here. Come here, come get that one. Hold on, that's not the technique. Come get that one, bro. I'm being juggled. Hey, you're getting juggled, bro. Wow. Fuck. Damn. Bro, you can't even hit him. You can't, so look at this. What is going on? What? What is going on, bro? What'd you do? Oh! Yeah, woo! Superhero stance. You talking to me? No, I'm talking to you. Damn. I'm trying to be tall, but I'm getting mad at him. Mash! Damn, how are you mashing like that? All right, all right, bro, you win. I'll just disappear. Into your face, bro. It's L1, dude. Surprise! I'm gonna just sit on you. Oh, no, you switched me. How do I, how do you use my sis? How do you use my sis? The trigger is L2 and R2. Oh no, no, no, no, no. Why are they hitting me so bad? Come here. Woo! Are you serious, my bro? Oh no! Bro, I am very certain. Is this all people do online this game? Well, I don't know. I mean, they're probably, I didn't block once that match. Look, I clicked the wrong button. You know what, bro? I'm tired of pretending like I'm not here to just. I got combos. Damn, you getting your ass kicked by this one. Why did you just backhand me? You're about to get laid out. Are you serious, my brother? You're done for. You're literally done for. How do I do an open? Power! Come here. Are you serious, my dude? You couldn't let me, oh, that's all. How do I do an open? To do your super R1 circle. Oh, I slammed you up against the wall. I got him looking goofy. Get back down to the ground. Bitch, I got him planted in the wall. We got combos? I am going to sit on you. What is going every? I'm literally invincible. Watch this. Are you serious? No! No, get a night eye. Kick his ass. I got kicked. I have super armor. It's faster than yours. Why are you, dude? We are destroying this school. I got laid out. Oh my god. Yeah. Here's my new technique. What? I have to work out for you. I have super armor, dude. You're killing me. Yeah, that's the goal. What do you mean? I'm going to get laid out. What are you going to do? I'm going to get laid out. You thought you got a win? No, bro. It's not over until I say it's over. I am going to get it. Shut up, dude. A faster plus ultra will be a wrap. Why are you chasing me like that, bro? All right. Try it. Try it. Are you serious, my brother? Oh, shit. It never works, dude. Okay. All right. Shut up. Oh, God. How do I grab? Oh, counters. You're getting comboed. I thought for sure that was my combo. No, it's my turn. Damn it. Oh, shit. Come here. Damn. What the fuck? Where are you going? Where are you going? What? We're just flying. I don't think we're flying this show. What is going on? I was just sitting on your stupid ass. You pushed the button. You pushed the button. You pushed the button. Shut up. What? Shut up. Who cares if I push the button? Yeah. Didn't think you did, bro. This is just a normal super? I'm blocking. I'm not blocking. I'm not. Oh, that was just a normal super, too. I already got you looking goofy. I want to beat you with this. Oh. How do I get my bar? How do I get my bar? How do I get my bar? Why are you watching me like that? Woo-hoo-hoo. Goofy. Dang it. You literally couldn't touch me, bro. Damn. Got him looking goofy. You got to think, Brian. You got to think, think, think. Listen, I don't know. I'm going to tell you right now. After I win, all I'm going to say is fin. Fin? Like the end? Yeah. Oh, because you're a whale. But because I'm a whale. Yeah, you got it. You got it. Damn. Why are you kind of menacing? You kind of... I'm about to eat your ass. Whoa. What you can you say? Come here. Come here. Show shit talking, bro. Show shit talking. Yeah. What's it like to play against a beast? All right. Now I'm going to show you why this character was so annoying to play against. Yeah. Wait. Maybe you just better... I am literally bicep. I'm a bicep in Street Fighter. It's not how... Enjoy the ground, bro. Enjoy the ground, bro. Stop the bar. Why are you... I am... You got screech boys. You got screech boys. What you dancing around for? I am screech. Boom. Enjoy the taste of the ground. Oh, combos? Damn. You get jumped. I know. You get jumped. Are you serious, my brother? Damn it. Damn it. Damn it. Come here. Come here. I'm getting eaten. Yeah. It's called vor, bitch. Look it up. Don't look it up. Children. You ate my ass. I told you I wouldn't do. Shut up. Did you just screech at me? I did screech at you. Shut up. Wait. What did you just do? You pushed a button. You pushed a button so you have to die. I did push a button. What is going on? Why are you just yelling at me? I feel this character is very fitting for why he's a whale. What are you doing? Ow. Ow. Why? Listen. I'm a painter, Dotto. This is an artistic screech. Look at my smile, dude. It's screaming in your ear. They called you a genius for landing a super? This game is generous, dude. I'm in a wall. Get up. You're going to hold that for a while, dude. You clicked a button. I clicked armor. No, it's not. Ow. Come here. I'm going to treat you to a special rhyme. And let me tell you something. Remember what I tried to tell you? This isn't the real fat gum, dude. This is only stage one of my transformation. Come here. Am I dead? Oh snap. Yeah. I'm putting all my fat into this punch. Hold on. I'm alive. I'm alive. No, Dotto. What I want you to do when I kill you right now. Ready for this? Ready for this? Gotcha. You were saying something? Come here. Gotcha. Why are you screeching? Shut up. Gotcha. Stop. Stop. Gotcha. Stop. Shut up. Shut up. No. Gotcha. Gotcha. All of that for a drip of blood. Why are you yelling? Yeah. Yeah. I'm telling you. No. You sit down. Okay, I'll sit down. Shut up. Shut up. Stop, Dotto. It's my game. It's just annoying. I am literally a whale, bro. It's just annoying. A whale. I told you. I told you, Dotto. You come to my house. You come to my house. And you die for it, Dotto. Oh no. You die for it. Oh no. You die for it, Dotto. Oh yes. Oh yes. You thought you had me. To be fair, I thought you had me too. But it ain't over yet. It is over, Dotto. It's my house, bro. It's my house, Dotto. Shut up. I'm back, baby. I'm back. They thought it was over. Maybe it is. But not yet it isn't. You stop, Dotto. Stop it. Stop, Dotto. Why do you've got technique? I have technique. That is called being a whale. You know what? Told you I was going to do this video. Finn. And in fact, I want you to take out the win and correct it to Finn. Two player, Finn. He doesn't have your perspective. It said lose on my screen. I want you to pretend that I won. And put Finn into it. Cataclysm are like for the final match. All right, Dinky key. This is what we're going to do. Random. No way. We're randomly for the last one. Random. Damn. All right, watch. If you get Kat. No. Kat-chan. If I get Midori, this is going to be a fucking bet. Kat-chan. No way. No way, dude. Dude. Yes. What a matchup, dude. Listen, I need you to call me Kat-chan. No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not doing that. That's so weird. In fact, you know what? When I beat you in this, you got to edit with just one word. Kat-chan. In that exact same case, Dotto. In that exact same time. Not that the intros are done. Come here. Come get this work. Are you serious? Oh. Shut up. I try to miss you, dude. Why can you fly? I will, ah, beat your ass. I have super armor, Dotto. I have super armor, Dotto. What you know about super armor, Dotto? I have super armor. I'll beat the shit out of you. Flick. Flick. What a technique. I'll beat the shit out of you now. Oh, why did that not work? I'm on the stairs, bro. I'll punch you. Oh, I will. Super armor. That's other room of lava that I didn't know was here until now. Help me. My assist don't help me, bro. Flick. Flick. You getting any of this? Is any of this landing? I can't tell. All right. And for the final thing, I think I'm going to go with the flip. Same. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. What is going on? Help. Are you getting, why are you getting jumped? No, that was my character. What are you doing? Are we beating your ass? Oh, shit. Did I win? No, no, no. Gotcha! I still got this. I'm alive. Are you though? I'm going to have to use my special technique. Oh, no. Fuck. Are you lived? You lived? Yeah, a little bit. Are you serious? You better get that catch already. You better get that catch already. I'm not losing. And I'm not doing that even if I lose because I have pride. You have to. Shut up. You don't have pride, Dotto. You don't have pride. Where are you? Where are you? Shut up and get this flick. It's not working. Whatever you just said. Counter, Dotto. I'm blocking. I'm blocking. Oh, you saw that dash? I'm smooth with it. Schmicks. Schmicks. I used to mix. My guard broke. Oh, he stopped my armor. Come here. Yet. Yet. That was the old English. Yes. Yes. Dashing with dashing with dashing. Dashing through these nets. Wait. Shut up. You're just dumbass. Bro. All of them in the ground. What? Why did I knock you out so fast? What is happening? Hey, you all tied up, bro? Shut up. Oh, don't ask me why, dude. Shut up. Flick. Dotto. Flick. Dotto. Flick. Dotto. Wait. I thought I had a plus ultra. No, dude. You're just lying. Damn. Damn. You got combos? Flick. Tie him up. No. No tying up. No tying up today. Damn. I don't want to lose. Dotto, you're going to get your ass beat. You're going to get your ass. Catch on. Catch on. Let me win. Dear God, let me win. Please. Please. That one came from the heart. Whoa. Damn. Wait. No way. Did they count it? What? It said you had no health. I don't. I have to. No, dude. I got. Did you not see that? I am a main protagonist. Flick. Come here. Don't run. I'm done playing. Come on. Or just beat his ass. Yeah, whatever. Oh. Oh. Shit. There we go. Why are you not skilled there? The problem with you is you think you're going to hit me with that. That's super. Don't you? Whoa. Did you just mean? Did he just want to mix? You got mixed, Dotto. Oh, sorry. Flick. Oh, no. Dodge them. Oh, God. I'm again. Anyway. Just tied in. No, man. No. No, Dotto. No. This is going to be an anime ending, Dotto. An anime ass ending. You're damn right about that. Shut up, dude. Flick. I'm going to dodge. What? No way. I'm going to dodge. Too bad you can't win that way. Oh, yeah? Then what's this? Oh, yeah.