 Nigga you can't get these, you can't get these son. These the limited edition Sailor Moon Vans player. What you wearing bitch? Nigga probably copped the easy. Ask his mom how to cash out him a couple hundred just to look like a stereotypical bum ass nigga. Nigga you paid that much just to look tacky. You could have walked out of your house with two Domino's pizza boxes on your feet. You still would have ended up having a lot more charisma but with these Vans, these Sailor Moon Vans and Nigga gonna be tip-tapping through the street and Nigga gonna feel like he floating on these sidewalks. Sometimes I feel it feels a bit criminal. The amount of energy it gives me. The amount of energy and freedom these Vans give me. Should I be trusted with this much power? Will the FBI be probing me anytime in the future? Probably not. It's kind of hard to run in them but the design of them allows you to reach maximum walking speed. Regular running shoes would be like the fast spike in Pokemon that yeah, you can go fast with them but I guess that's pretty much all there is to it. You know, it's all surface level, vein, bullshit. Hey guys, look at how fast I'm going. Look how fast I'm going. You're the type of motherfucker that drives lifted trucks, okay? Get some help, Nigga. The Vans on the other hand would be like the technical bike. Hey, this is post-edit kneecaps, just woke up. I just found out that it's actually called the acrobike, not the technical bike. I'm not sure where the fuck I got the fucking technical bike from. Is there another Pokemon where it's called like the technical bike or something like that? Either way, I don't want, whatever. Just return back to the fucking video, okay? Where you can do like knee tricks, you know, you can bunny hop and shit. You can't break the fucking sound barrier. You can't go fucking Eagle Speed Mach 86, nah, but it's much more sophisticated. Yeah, I feel like a sophisticated ass nigga wearing these limited edition Sailor Moon Vans. Oh, these? These Sailor Moon Vans? These limited edition Sailor Moon Vans? I would just tell them that guy over there. I feel real sophisticated wearing these limited edition Sailor Moon Vans. I feel like a butterfly, a fucking ballerina with these shits. You need to cop yourself what it is. Oh, oh, oh boy, I forgot. That shit is limited edition and the sale already ended. So now you just a tacky ass nigga and a tacky ass nigga that can't get these Sailor Moon Vans. Damn, sucks to be you. Yeah, no self-control on my own. I'm a lonely nigga to love when the money go missing. Yeah, and my wallet and my ribcage, I love love enough to come for no one money go with it.