 The Monkey's Paw is a sacred relic, the preserved hand of Saint Bonzo the Unfortunate, martyred more or less three times during the great reconciliation of the Holy Church. Blessed by the first banana tree, Bonzo worked many miracles before his third and final death. After his death, Bonzo's hand was fixed to the end of a golden scepter and retains miraculous powers to this day. Enemochistan, who holds it, may make three wishes which are granted by divine grace, but if their soul is not pure, their wishes will bring them despair instead of happiness. So it was with my master. Monkeyhoti, a retainer of the Lord of La Mancha, undertook a great quest to find the paw. After many trials, he found the relic and brought it back to La Mancha. He was tasked to bring the paw to his lord but could not resist temptation. He made two wishes and despair followed. For his first wish, my master asked for one million bananas. He was hungry, you see. For his second wish, my lord sought power. He wished to become a Don, a lord. He wished to become Don Quixote. But this did not happen. Instead of Don Quixote, he became Don Quixote, transformed from a monkeestin into a donkey. The transformation drove him mad. But that was just the beginning of the trouble. One million bananas. This is an unimaginably rich horde who La Mancha had a priceless heap of bananas. And every lord in Moquista came to claim a share of the treasure, the war that followed devastated La Mancha, leaving it empty and without a lord. Thus, you find it and my master.