 Last month my boss informed me that you need to be more of a team player It's like I just need to be like a team player and I was like, okay boss What position do you want me to play this time? You're the coach and my boss said well this time We need you to play the all-important position of Team scapegoat to blame any problems on a scapegoat or sacrificial lamb and I was like ah But I always have to play that position coach Uh-huh, and if I can obtain for you these animals and they're like yeah Well, you should be proud that you're so good at it. I'm sorry Appu. I have no choice So I said okay as long as it's for the good of the team boss for the team Marshall for the team At the next regional meeting the CEO said revenue is down in your department. What do you have to say for yourselves? What do you have to say for yourself? The entire team stood up in unison pointed at me proclaiming it's his fault It's his fault It's tough being a team player these days. I'll tell you what tough team It's not easy