 Did I tell you about the director of the German ballet company? Is this a joke? No, no, no, I did the real story. Okay. That about what he did to a critic at a show in the audience during the show. No, what did he do? He was so upset with the critic that he took dog feces. He has a doxen and he had taken dog feces and put it in a bag and smeared it on her face. Oh my God. Yes. And in a public comment on the matter, Will Smith said, damn it, why didn't I put dog feces? Wow. Josh! Hey, welcome back to our stupid reactions of Corbin. I'm not German. And you can follow us on Instagram, Twitter for more juicy content. That's our Patreon, follow us on Instagram, subscribe and like button. But yeah, true story. He apologized, said. I don't think that was the right thing to do. I don't think you can apologize to someone like that. But he did. He put dog shit on her face. It's better than having a dog shit face like your mom. Anyways. Wow. I just sounded like Owen Wilson. Oh, wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Today, we've got a very interesting video. This is the alternative ending to Cho Lai. Oh, I thought it was going to be the alternative ending to I Am Legend. Have you heard about that? Yes. And you know, they're making the sequel based on the alternative ending. You've seen the alternative ending. Yeah. And the alternative... If you haven't seen I Am Legend. So I have seen the alternative ending and they're making the sequel based on the alternative they have to. Yeah. So. Yeah. Don't do it in the case of spoilers, but not a surprise. They've seen... Oh. Last of us is doing well and all these other zombie things. We might as well... Well, also Will Smith is trying to get back in the good graces of everybody. So he's making Bad Boys sequel. Yeah. Bad Boys sequel. And I Am Legend sequel, which everybody wanted. He's probably going to reboot Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Proud pleasers. Just remember why you loved me. But yeah. You've never seen the alternative ending, right? To Cho Lai? Yeah. Didn't know there was such a thing. No. Yes. So this one actually will show the original ending like a two minute clip so we can have a refresher. A refresher. And it's going to show the alternative ending. Okay, great. No. All I remember is him killing him with his feet. Yeah. I did not know there was an alternative ending. Yeah. So I'm looking forward to this. So this will be fun. Awesome. This was early on too. What for us? Yeah. Oh yeah. This is actually one of our first classics. It might have been the first classic actually. Yeah. I think it might have been. You're falling in love with Helen. And it was very… My wife warned me. She said you're going to love Helen. And it was very masala. Oh yeah. It is one of the greatest movies of all time. Here we go. You have no arms or legs. Just the flesh room. Yes. I don't know that he just stood there. You're no match for his feet. He studied with secret masters. Oh. What's he going to do? What is it? He looks like Anil Kapoor right there. Not him. Yeah. Yeah. You're right. A little bit. Anil Kapoor. And he doesn't kill him. Right? Well, we're seeing the original, right? Yeah. Yeah. He doesn't kill him. I wanted him to stab him in the face with his foot. So this is the alternative. Yeah. They didn't color grade this one. Yeah. Because he kicks him at this point. And he goes flying over to where he lay on the ground. He's going to get a running stuff. He has a blanket. Yeah. He's cold. Here the wind. Yep. It's pretty chilly. It is chilly. Oh. I thought he was going to put it over the bar. Oh, he really is. It is chilly. I like the alternative ending better. Me too. I mean, it's not shocking. I much prefer when people die in the end of the movie. Much more satisfying. Like if, what's a happy movie we saw? Lunchbox. Just nukem. Be really great. You could just end DDLJ with a giant assault weapon. But I like the director's cut more because one, he gets his vengeance and then he loses it. Yeah. I really like that part because that's his whole thing. That's his whole thing. Everything of his entire family dying comes out at the end of it. Yeah. Finally. I like that. I do too. Let me tell you, if I had to choose between the justice I can inflict or the justice the legal system can inflict on the murderer of my family. The justice. I'll wait. No. Oh, sorry. No. I'm going full V for vendetta. A V is for vagina. You got that right. I killed them with my vagina. It's big. But yeah, that was roomy. I enjoyed that. I did too. So why did they change it? Yeah, that begs the question. Was it too violent for the time in terms of him? He just got stabbed a little bit. But it just goes to show you, you don't, very rare that a creator gets to see what they wanted created as the final project. There's just so many people involved and so many things to do. In fact, I'm reading, and Johnny, I'm reading Matthew Perry's book right now and he actually, after Friends, he dabbled into creating his own show and he said, I'll tell you this much. You have an idea for a show. By the time it's done, if it even comes close to resembling what you imagined, unless you're Aaron Sorkin, where everybody will just say, yes, sir, because you're Aaron Sorkin, most of the time you're not going to get. And that's why we have director's cuts. Because somebody, producers, somebody said, do the alternate ending. And typically director version is better. Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes it's too long. Sometimes it's too long. Sometimes you don't have people telling you that and you get Martin Scorsese making three hour long drama films. Yes. One of the hardest things we ever had to endure. If you don't know what we're talking about, it was, we went and saw, I think Ashley was with us. It was you and Stephanie, me and I think Ashley when we saw Silence. Yeah. But then he did the Irishman. Yeah. The films are good films. Right. But God damn, cut down the film. They did not need that length. Would have the same impact. Yep. Even more. Yeah. Cut down an hour. Because with the length, without it being engaging, you get disconnected and then you have to get reengaged. Yeah. So yeah, what was the reason? Let us know down in the comments below. And if there's other scenes, alternative endings of stuff we've seen that we should watch, please let us know what those should be down below.