 Okay There we go Shrek let's get it going baby hello everybody look at us we're in demon souls With our with our boys Shrek, and we are ready to get it going baby. Yes. Hi there boys Hey boys Stop I will not die a single time not today not ever. How do I drink? I don't remember like this. I remember No, wait, hold on wait. How do I there we go? Hello ready for you now. I'm I thank you dead Do you think I'll ever be able to do anything without a British accent? Don't give me credit for making Shrek in demon souls I got the inspiration from Brian Altano on Twitter. Very good boy. Justin pop up a picture of his tweet I can't take credit, but I thought it would be funny and I wanted to restart and uh and make up I wanted to restart with a new character and be able to make a funny character and Shrek's pretty funny And so I was like hey why not? Oh Oh Get it Get it Good. Can you climb up things in this game? Nope pine resin do Whoa I shouldn't have used that right now. I don't know how to play this game really. I'm sorry Hey, I've got fire on my shit now pretty cool, right? I know. Well, I know I know Oh firebombs. I like the sound of that Ow, I don't like the sound of it when they're being used against me I think this is where the first ma boss might be gonna do this and then I'm gonna go and enter the fog the fog I thought the fog was usually where people do shit Ah, isn't the fog usually where oh Who are you who where hello? I thought the fog was usually where big boss boys were although that would be really really really fast So I guess that makes sense Why it's not a big boss boy Oh, please don't murder me. Ah, hold on. I didn't realize I didn't see all of you here. Hi Examine thank you Didn't kill me. It didn't kill me. Did it. Oh my god. That was really close. I don't like that at all. Hey you Ah, I didn't I didn't hit him Dude really? Thank you kill him just kill him. Thank you Oh, there's another dude get your thing out of the thing move move Stupid idiot. What am I getting hit from? Please don't die Don't die. No Hold on hold on. Hi hold on hold on I'm so afraid. I don't want to die. You ever think about how you do you like to not die I do you Dan at the end of the gate I'll see you Big headshot. Oh Oh, that was like a quakes a quakes uh, uh quick scope That was real. That was super unfortunate. Okay. Okay. I got my souls What what how you're not able to achieve your goal? You must please Well, I lost all those souls that I picked that I that I left at the top of the thing from two rounds of things Of the gates of the bloat area or whatever What does this do? I think that that's calling somebody But I didn't mean to do that although it would be kind of fun, you know to have a buddy I'm not online. I forgot. I forgot my psum Password and I can't get back in I don't know what I'm gonna do. It's asking me to It's asking me to uh To confirm my birthday apparently when I made my psn account I didn't put my birthday in right because it's saying that my birthday is not my birthday So that's unfortunate. I don't know what I'm gonna do with that. Whoopsies. Well, if There's no way right What if I go I did nope I thought I could land on the ledge all right 15th times the charm gamers I will be the the shroud of demon souls You think you can surprise me You can't I know all your tricks are better here before it's groundhog day, bitch I've done this. I've done this a million times. I think that I'd be better at it at this point, but no now If I try this blue man group Please for the love of god Are you? That's super not cool Yes All right, so you do have to do blue balls first and then You're set For the rest of your days. So here's the thing is that I've now made it farther than I've ever made it and now I'm unsure of where to go because I don't want to lose my progress, but What we can try and do Is we can try And find a shortcut Shortcuts are your friend Why'd they die Dude, I'm I'm legit Cool, that's probably not a good time to use the pine resin. What can I say? I'm overwhelmed and I'm a little bit afraid. Pull the lever nice nice nice nice And hey, looky here now. We have a shortcut now if we die all I have to do is go up this terrifying chasm of rules and goblins Boys Boys, what did I say? What did I say when we started this? I want to win. That was close. That's really really close get it Get flamed on dude I hear the question Oh, shit. I'm sorry, dude I'll purchase some items. Sorry, man. I didn't know I have 941 stops bleeding longsword club I just assumed I'm so sorry. I shouldn't assume. Ooh Some of these would be good. Let's get 10 arrows Handy bucks. Wait, of course arrows Of course arrows Yes, nice Oh no, I didn't I bought I did the wrong I'm so sorry I like this game. I see one dude up there and I'm afraid of him. Let's see multiple dudes up there actually Holy shit, there's a bunch of guys. All right. Shrek. Let's go down this way. Let's see what's over here Because I don't really want to deal with all those guys. There's just too many too many boys Too many boys down here. Well, I don't know if I really want to deal with this either. Maybe they're friendly dragons You know, we didn't know it don't judge book by its cover, dude. It might be fine Should I do this? It's just should I do this? I don't think I should do this I don't think I should do this. I almost did it just for the bit, but I don't think it's a good idea I think I'm way better off facing these guys. It's like six dudes No, it's not it's a lot more Did he leave? Nope. Nope. He didn't he didn't he didn't leave. He didn't leave Watch out boys Who watch out me Is it are they on the same team? What happens if I just stay here? Oh, there we go Let's chill Please don't kill me Dude that jargon's chill as f*** Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Let's go this way. Let's run all the way over here because maybe he's over here Or maybe he's done. He's over the other way What you're just gonna be the in the everywhere the whole time, dude. Come on. I think we just have to book it Maybe just run really fast Just run really fast Okay, I might be fine Happens if we do this This isn't if I oh Oh, this is the big door The big door from the beginning. Have I been a lot of focus the whole time? Wow There we go. You love to see it. You love to see it Oh Kill me here. Please for the love of god. I've come so far Snafu. I mean my snafu Well, I am probably gonna end it here, but before we do I just want to see What's in here real quick. Bye guys. Sorry. I've got business Stuff to attend to sorry guys. Excuse me. Yeah, sorry. Sorry Yeah, I just I just can't really I just can't really ball. Oh, it's the first boss Oh shit What do I do with you? What are you? Big boy Big heaping boy Big big heaping ball of boy Huge boy gross boy Nasty boy What if I just leave what if I just leave really quick? What if I just If I just nope can't do that Okay, let's see what happens You're a giant thing of shields. How do I do anything? Do I have to beat you? I was like the whole thing There's like 40 of you Well, that's the first boss. Uh, thank you for joining me and Shrek on this lovely adventure. I hope you enjoy Um, what a guy