Nervous Guy: with AHMIR! This is gonna be awkward. Key of Awesome #23!
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Written by Mark Douglas
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Hey there girl it's been long time since I've done this...sex I mean. You see I'm just getting over a really painful divorce so you might want to lower your expectations just a tad. I want to go ahead and apologize in advance for what is probably going to be an underwhelming experience for you. F.Y.I. lately I haven't been able to have an orgasm without crying. It's something I've been working on with my shrink. Am I talking to much? This is gonna be awkward.
You're thinking that he's gonna love you and it will be hot
You're wondering will he love you all night (probably not)
He's always been dumbfounded by female anatomy
Be his Watson girl and help him solve this mystery
Now he's nauseous from the pressure plus he's really drunk
His prophylactic is suffocating his poor junk
He's self conscious bout my man boobs and my hairy chest
He took off his shirt but he's still got a furry vest
It's not uncommon for me to have performance anxiety
It's very common in old guys.
It's not helping that a bunch of dudes are singing right behind me.
And now you're freakin' cus your thinkin' what the hell have I gotten my self into
As you look in his eyes you will soon realize that you won't be coming too
Cus he's just a Nervous guy
He always gives you T.M.I.
And never ever shuts his yap
Can't you tell she doesn't give a crap?
Yes he's just a nervous dude
Always finds a way to kill the mood
You remind me of sister from the one time that I kissed her but it was just a peck.
No no no it wasn't anything weird it was just like a happy birthday (smooch)
I think you should leave
Allright then girl. Hey, I told you it was gonna be weird. You can't say I didn't warn you. C'mon fellas lets go.
No they can stay.
Damn girl that's messed up...but I understand. After all, they are AHMIR, the most popular R&B group on YouTube.
It's too bad you're a nervous guy
It's time for you to say goodbye
Bye bye bye bye bye
Really missed your chance
Coulda got into her pants
But no, no....