 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're playing Far Cry. It's a Far Cry from an original idea. No, I'm not going to go down that route again. We've already tried that and Far Cry jokes are not funny. If anything, they're offensive. This just turned into an apology video. I'm so sorry. I find it so funny because this game is so old and their artwork is just Far Cry and just some regular font and some weirdly cropped screenshot and also I just downloaded the game and this little image of the main character comes up and it's like Far Cry's finished downloading. I'm ready. It's just so funny to me for some reason. Why is that the game's little image? Carps stay in seconds off. Put that way up. I want them all littering the map. Current profile default. Yeah, sure. Default is on the island. What is AI Auto Balance? You're going to have to be more specific. I don't know what this does. Does this mean the teams with Auto Balance and some of the enemies will come on my side? Oh my god, the intro. It's like living across the street from a nightclub at 2am. Okay, she's going off jet skiing for some reason. What? Where did that come from? We were out in the middle of the sea. What the hell? Oh, he is pissed. He financed that boat. He still owes a lot of money on that. Just to clarify, this is still the intro. It's so overwhelming. There's monsters everywhere. There was a volcano a second ago. He's just down there motionless in the pit. Okay. Is that wild intro finally over? Can I just play now? I'm so confused. Okay. Strange in itself. Everything in this game is strange. Oh, sweet Jesus. He must have fallen down the stairs. Okay, be very careful. That happening to me. I've got to find a way out of here. I don't know that voice for some reason. It just makes me laugh. It's like the most generic voice ever. Oh god, another victim. He fell down a ladder. Right, be very careful. Very careful. He's a bit drunk. Listen, dirtbag, keep an eye out for some punk in a red Hawaiian shirt. If you see him, call me at once. Am I understood? Yes. Yes, sir. I'm heading out. What was that? Oh, you sure showed him. He's looking right at me and he can't see me. There's someone over there. What was that? He just dislocated both his arms trying to grab his gun. I don't even want to advance. I want to go back. Oh no, the whole place has collapsed. I was just going to say I want to see what he's up to. What's the use button? Please tell me what the use button is. It's not that. Let's throw rock. How the hell do I go through? All right, I cannot figure this out. Hold on. Do we have controls? Use is F. I've been pressing F. Oh, I lied. Okay. I guess the text has to be on. Hello. Oh, look, this must be the future of video on phone. Impossible. How do I know I can trust you? I love everything about the main character Jack in this game. Like his voice is so generic. His look is so generic. He's got like tribal tattoos that look like he went into the tattoo parlour and just opened the tattoo book and went first one. That's it. That's the one for me. Oh, there's enemies here. I'm not too concerned. Like that one's fishing. He's playing Stardew Valley. Well, he was playing Stardew Valley, but the way the other guy behaved earlier, I'm not too intimidated by the enemies. Oh God, I'm looking for a weapon. Okay, I got a machete. I'm practicing. Come on in. Okay, I think that's all of them dealt with. I'm like a shark. I sensed blood in the water. Oh, did you hear that? He just took a big slurp of it went. He quenched his thirst for blood. I don't like that song. I'm just out here bird watching. May as well make the most of my time on the island. No, it was like hitting concrete. It's on the other side of the island from there. What's wrong with him? What the hell is he doing? Who reacts to drowning by going, Oh, under the water. Hello. I don't think anyone noticed somehow. I'm out here hunting the greatest game of all. Stupid AI. I'm glad I turned off the AI balancing thing. I don't want them on my team. Oh, how about that explosion? Oh, the alarm's going off this way. How are you dead? What? How are they shooting me? Okay, I lied. I want some of them on my team. I didn't realize they had X-ray vision. Unfortunately, that guy had no vision at all. He just walked in and looked at me, did nothing. Can I drive vehicle? I can. Oh, sweet Jesus. All right, it doesn't matter. We can drive out of this, I'm sure. Oh, shit. Oh, God, damn it. Oh, well, easy come easy go. But now I'm out in the middle of this desert. Oh, wait, hold on. Is that a mirage? This is the dead guy next to a car. Okay, I guess you won't be needing this. Oh, that's the wrong way. That is up. I don't want to go up. I need to go around the mountain to get where I need to go. I don't know where the hell I'm going. Oh, into water again. That's where I'm going. Back it up, back it up. Can he honestly not hear me? All right, I guess not. Guys, watch out. I'm lost. Please get out of the way. Oh, God, I stomped both of them. Like, I'm just committing various crimes on this island. I don't even know if these are bad guys. I open fire first. All I know is I'm having a blast. You know what they say, don't do the crime if it's not fun, but these are very fun crimes. Oh, this is where I'm meant to be in the ocean. Did I just hear a snake? I'm underwater. The fish ratted me out. Did you hear that? Damn it, I'm sealed in. What? I'm very confused. I was in the ocean, then it just teleported me here, and now I'm sealed in. I don't understand. No, I'm going to have your ass. Oh, little hole. Reminds me of Harry Potter just jumping into every hole he sees without knowing if there's a way out at the other side. What? Where? Oh, there you are. Also, what do you mean? It's you. I don't believe we've met. What? Oh my God. There's been so many instances where I've been attacked, and they've not even gotten close to hitting me. I've just been walking through their bases. Nothing happened, and that guy just one shot me. Yeah, like, how come these guys can't hurt me? Oh, no, he raised his left. I love how he got blasted across the room, and the other guy's like, are you okay? Wait, is it through here? Okay, I got completely lost for so long. Oh God, there's someone here. No, don't hang out your binoculars. Honestly, if you need binoculars to read what's right in front of you, you might just consider glasses. It's a bit more practical. That was completely unnecessary. I didn't need to kill you guys. I just wanted to kill you guys. Honestly, it was a mercy kill. You don't deserve to be living in this hell. Maybe you do get a second life. Maybe you'll get respawned in a different game, a more modern game, like Tetris. Any sign of Al? No, not unless she was cleverly disguised as a mercenary intent on killing me. God, what is with the attitude, Mr. Generic? Come on, he's trying to help you. You see that? See what? I'm going to get closer and figure this whole thing out. Oh wait, no army music is starting. Now they've actually seen me. God damn it, they caught me. Maybe going down to the deck and just being immediately spotted isn't a good plan. Jesus, what was that? Oh, it was him. I thought it might have just been the wind. I mean, he screams for everything, even drowning somehow. We're under full attack here. Oh my God. What? Okay, I found another video phone. Got his video phones way cooler than my video phone. They're all going to make fun of me if they see my video phone. I love that in older games when you pick up health packs. What were you guys even doing in here? There's nothing in here. What the hell is this? Oh my God, there's tons of them everywhere. Oh my God, what is going on? Jesus. How are you supposed to pass that? I don't even know who's shooting me. It definitely wasn't that guy anyway, because he didn't even react to me. No, I don't want to right now. At least he chose insult instead of fighting. He lowered my defense instead of actually doing damage. I don't even know what that grenade is, but it doesn't fucking matter. I got shot through a box or something. Okay, you know what? I'll just kill myself for you because that did not go well. What are they looking for? Wait, what? Oh, he said I'm blind. Okay. It helped that he shouted out exactly the effect he was under from that grenade to really consider it, to be honest, these enemies. Oh sweet, but Jesus, this bridge is not very reliable. Fucking hell. Oh my God. Wait, that did nothing. Okay. I was like, that's cool, but it didn't actually accomplish anything because it just lowers a foot. Oh, now that is cool. And with my newfound skills, I'm going to steal this boat. Jesus Christ. I'm using the F key to push the boat in the water, but it's just kind of flailing all over the place. Oh God, I'm going to break something here. Oh no, no, no, no, hold on. Oh God, damn it. All right, hold on. I can do this. I hit the boat a lot more than the chain. It's smoking and I need it. There we go. Perfect. It's in a horrible state, but it's mine. No, you know what? I disagree with that idea. I'm just going to head out to open waters and keep going until I find land. Who knows? I could be the next great explorer who discovers a new land. In fact, I think I've just discovered Bikini Bottom. Look at that. There's just nothing. Wait, what? What? What hurt me? I just started going out to sea. There we go. I've marooned myself instead. I like this. Just me, the island, and rum. Oh no, where is the rum gone? Oh, and the coconuts are fake and everything. All right. Well, this is my life now. Oh wait, no, I'm dying from island madness, I guess. Yep, I'm dead again. What do you go out of bounds? The game's just like, no explanation, just you are dead. Well, if I'm dead, I guess that's the end of that. The game and me are going to have to agree to disagree. It wants me to keep playing, and I don't. I want to go out to open waters, so it doesn't want me doing that. So I guess we'll end it there. This was a blast from the past. I don't remember this game being this goofy. It was fantastic. I love the way he took out that gun. All right, but we're going to end it there. I hope you enjoyed this blast from the past. And if you want to watch more of me, I post every day, and I also stream over on Twitch four days a week if you want to check that out. Link is in the description. But for now, I'll just say thanks for watching. I appreciate you as always, and I hope to see you next time. Bye for now.