 What the heck is going on here, man? We just got to Plunk Hazard and we've already beheaded a dragon. Half the straw hats are being kidnapped and Chopper's ice cream is melting! Welcome back to the channel, my name is JackTheBus or IceShinobi. And yes, we have arrived at our first island in the New World. If it's a sign of what's to come in the New World for how chaotic and just random it is, great sign. We're gonna hop right into these if you're new to the channel. Don't forget to drop a sub and let's get started. Oh, nothing dead-dead. Yeah, nah, this great mythical creature. You cook him. We have the guy. How is this even possible, man? If you got launched into it or anything, you would have just died. Wait, true, he is just speaking. So many questions. What? Oh, oh my God, I thought Luffy just got decapitated. What?! Oh, wait. Wait, but how is he speaking? Is it just a pair of legs? Is it like a turtle like he shifted in? No! Bro, is he like Buggy? Is this like Buggy's long lost father? So it's just the bottom half of someone stuck to the dragon? That has to be a devil fruit. Like I said though, it's so much like Buggy's. How can he speak? What? It's not like Buggy in that sense, Buggy has to speak from his head. Ooh! Oh my gosh, he's kind of skilled. I like his voice actor. Let them get away? That warlord! What is happening? Oh my God, he's about to ask him to join his crew. There's no way. He just sees something intriguing. Cause it's interesting. Yeah, he meant... So it was to him speaking about the warlord. Who would be here? THE RETURN OF GIGAMORIA! Yeah, baby! That's what I've been waiting for! How does he even know where he's going? Oh, he doesn't. It's just like a sense thing? Like he's just like, ah, maybe. I mean, obviously he can feel. He hit that fire and said like, Ow, ow, ow. Maybe I shouldn't try to make sense of this yet. Who is it? What? Oh, no way he did. Wait, like dodged it. Is that like hockey? That's why he can't really exactly tell what's going on. He knows Luffy ain't evil. Where are you gonna fight? Are you gonna kick like Sanji? There's no way, bro. Did we actually find another crewmate? Luffy, we just got a tentative yes from Jim Bay. We're getting a little full. My goodness, bro. You don't even know what he looks like. That's not important. It's the spirit. Oh, he just... Oh. Oh. You don't just say sorry for that, bro. You pay with your life. Oh, hell nah. Absolutely not. They're gone. Why are we getting away? Oh my gosh, he had mashed into him. Okay, so this part of his body, when it hits something really hard, it attaches. Interesting. Whoa, whoever this is. This guy's poor legs. He is goofy, man. That's vulgar. It's so unnatural. Yeah, where is his upper half? My God, that piece of meat is enormous. Like I said, it's definitely a devil fruit. So much mystery to this place. What do we got? This guy's legs are just pouring along for the ride now. It's against his will, though. Ah, there's water in between it, too. This place is crazy. That's why I said it was cold. He was in that side. Like I said, it had to make an impact with it being the first island in the new world. Is the boss the same as the master that the guys, the smoke guys were talking about? So many questions. Killer samurai. Oh, no. Ruby's already made up his mind. Poor Usopp. Bro, are we going to see the return of Soge King? Usopp is still the same scared boy. Oh, wings. Damn. Whoa. I thought it was going to be like a joke at first. Oh, shoot. Ooh, that's some killer intent, bro. The pupil dilating that hard? Whoa, that's kind of creepy, man. It's a bird girl. Well, she's gone already. Of course it happens to Usopp, man. Classic liar Usopp. I believe you, buddy. Don't worry. Yeah, there's something fishy going on here, bro. Oh, there's ships. Was that sunny? Oh, this is a master. Okay, here we go. Wait, where's... Is that master? Oh, my God, that voice. Oh. What is that, man? It's like pink cotton candy smoker. I think that was sunny. So they just yoinked sunny and took it there. Interesting. Running low on guinea pigs. Well, this island is wild. Oh, my God, bro. Chopper's getting some great sleep. So is Frankie. This guy's voice gives me the heebie-jeebies. He's just smoke. A rare find. Wait, they thought... Oh, my gosh. They thought Brooke was just a dead body. Wait. So did they just leave him on the ship? A falling out of his murder. Yeah, the crew killed Brooke. Oh, yeah, there is the ship. Okay. Those weren't government ships. Oh. Yeah, but they could have been stolen government ships. Ah. This is interesting. So the government maybe pretended to seal it off, but kept it a secret from the Navy? Oh, my gosh, books awake. They for real just assumed that they just left this corpse lying around. Let it decompose and everything. Oh, no. Brooke. You're gonna have to take him out, bro. I like how he specifically says Nami. Do not, my boy. Check? I was gonna say it's Sanji hitting the door. But he wants out. Check 102? Oh, my God. He did hit the safe door. God damn Sanji. A chopper. They probably think he's, like, murdered or they're, like, testing on him. What was that? Hanjimono? What is hanjimono? Oh. Oh, my God. Is it that guy's body? The rest of it? Oh, my God. This is buggy, bro. They just have all of the rest of his body parts in here? Wait, then where's the top half, though? This is just his head. I think it's just his head. And why is this part of him in here and the bottom half was attached to a dragon? I have so many questions, man. This is a mouth. He's gonna do it wrong. Yep. Didn't use half of it. It's, like, nerfed buggy. My goodness gracious. They're just messing with him now. This poor guy. Chopper's gonna be the one that does it right. Still not right, bro. My goodness. But it's okay. He's just put his cross. The thrower board cross. Maybe he can fill in the gaps for us. I'm guessing he's talked about whoever this, like, scientist is. Oh, after being sliced apart. So he wasn't like... This isn't a devil fruit. He was actually just sliced apart. Now we know where part of that guy's body is. Intruders? You live here? Oh my god, it's a centaur. There is no way. It's a cheetah centaur? He has this unique ability to just befriend everybody! He's like, you're like me! No, the movie's a fraud. Wait, this guy seems so nice. Okay, so this poor guy that's attached to the movie was just experimented on. The question is, how did all the body parts get, like, separated? Movie made an audit for it again. The one thing that summarizes the entire show. Oh, they're being spied on. Oh, no, not the bird. The bird was a girl. Bro, what is happening? CC? What is a CC? Oh, you're about to kill him. Oh, yeah. Go for it, man. Go for it. Was this the bird? Oh, god. I hate that. Oh my gosh. Okay. Interesting. So that's two, like, human-animal hybrids on this island. Her as a bird. The centaur guy. The thing is, though, whenever he was counting them, he didn't count the panther centaur. He said one, two, three, four. He counted, like, Luffy and them. Not him. So are they all, like, animal-human hybrids? I don't know. Five-eighty-two, let's go. Experimentation. Oh my gosh. My belly and binaural. Or what is? Can't talk to warriors. Oh my gosh. Oh, this guy's in an old, like, from an old timey place. He's, like, a, like, Spartan type. He seizes, like, himself as, like, a warrior. What country? Well, I don't, I don't even know. Like, what country is East Blue? Oh my gosh. I've seen. I've seen. Jesus. Oh gosh. I'm getting away to, like, used to the way his, his face looks like this. Like, it looks like he just has a giant beard. Says you, man. Who are you? Oh no. He don't like pirates. Oh no. You make me sick. Hey man, not all pirates are, I get why people, like, are just hesitant about pirates, but, like, our crew is nice. They're an anomaly. It's both. He's just false. I mean, he probably knows what's going on outside. He had to get here one way or another. Ah, he came from the ice side, not the fire side. Why do we hate pirates so much, man? He's got to have, like, firsthand experience. Oh, maybe they're held captive by pirates. I don't know, man. I have so many questions, and they'll only get answered in time. Has he been unbreakable? He's been significant. Wait, yeah. I didn't even think about that. He could just blow a hole through the door. This music is build up. No! It's a brother! Did they never consider this? My God, Frankie! Rethical beam! Whoa. They tossed a cyborg into the room and didn't, like, restrict him or anything. Take the head! Sanji, be a good guy. Take the head. Show them pirates are good. Yeah, dude. Yeah, don't you want to escape? He's got to eat crow, man. Oh! Wait, what? Oh, he's the samurai! Typical Wano hairstyle. Wait, what is? Oh, he fixed him! Oh, my gosh! Wait, so he's the killer samurai? Dude, okay. Then why is he in here? Was it a bait? Was it all a trap? Oh, I think it was. That's why they, like, they smoked him out and kidnapped him. Okay, it's starting to make more sense, I think. So Wano is a very old-fashioned type place. I think they used him as the story. They faked it. That's why he said, cut my stomach because he's a samurai. It's like seppuku. Let's do my son. Oh, shoot. Oh, shoot. Bro, where's your son then? He's got to swallow his pride. He has to. Maybe Sanji will recognize that he won't. My god! Thank you, Frankie. Bro just fired back and ran? I don't know. Maybe he could put a goddamn cyborg in there, bro. He did take him. He got him. Yup. Biscuits room. Are there a bunch of biscuits? What is this? What? Oh my god, they're huge. Well, some of them. What? Don't not tell me they're testing on these children. Oh my god, bro. It's just a bunch of kids. What is going on in a podcast? Oh, all his friends do. They'll be surprised when they see you. So is everybody here just like a goddamn hybrid or a child? But he might be like with them. I don't even know who them is, but I think he's with them. Oh, Brooke. There's a bone in thunder. Yeah, no. Who cares? So where is Brooke now? He's just on the sun. He just took them out. He's just vibing. My boy too strong. He took them down. Add a boy, Brooke. You're a furrow, bro. You're already dead. If you have to ask, you're already dead. It's already too late. Damn. My goodness. Brooke is just cold with it. He asks questions later, just like them. Of course you lost, Luffy. He's actually like, I think those are real legs. You're a fraud. Wait. Can't find them. He's lying. Oh, no, he just didn't know. No, man. That is new friend. This is so chaotic, bro. Because I don't even know how many sides there are to this. Like, do we even trust this samurai from Wano? It's like built into the mountain. Kind of cool. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, wait. Yeah, man. Dragon. Bird woman. A freaking leopard. A centaur. What's happening? A room full of just children? Some gigantic? Oh, he assumed Luffy was because he's... I see. A giraffe, man. Is everybody here just like half animal? Is like only bottom half? They're not very strong either. They're not fighters. Seems kind of ragtag. Especially for the new world. CC. I'm trying to think if there's anything we've seen that CC could mean. A brother. They make it very difficult. I hope I'm out riddle of bullets. Ah, Robin. Always so frank. Leg morrow. He named him? Oh, gosh. There's Luffy straightforward as always. Yeah, but how far did they have to go? And this place didn't seem very ready for intruders. Who is this, man? What is this? If this is a double overpower, it's like perma smoke. He thinks it's a... Wait, what? He thinks it's a pacifista? Corral them into the biscuit room. Bro. And why did he assume it was Vagapunk's pacifista? G5! Bro, freaking smoker. Bro, this guy is creepy. Release poison gas. They've ejected it into the... Oh, my gosh. Then why are you speaking? Failure of that accursed man Vagapunk's chemical weapon test. Oh, Vagapunk's chemical weapon test. Oh, they assume that there's still poison gas from what happened with Vagapunk. Ah, smoker sees through it. Ah! So the fire and ice is from these tests. I called it! I said this is where they fought! Oh, my gosh! They fought here! I literally said like two episodes ago! It just makes sense! It was a tin... And it's still... Wait, but he... Okay. That makes sense. It hasn't been burning that long. And the ice hasn't been here that long. Two years, because I have to think about the time skip. The fight was two years ago. It's been like this for two years. Oh, my gosh. Okay, yes. That makes sense. It's not like... For some reason, like subconsciously, I was like... The fight was like two weeks ago or something like that. No, no, no. It was a long time ago already. Why are there children? Whose lab is this? Why did he assume it was Vagapunk's? Or did he just mean like Frankie was inspired by a pacifista? Or does he just think that Frankie's like a pacifista variant? There's so many questions, man. So the original accident that happened four years ago was Vagapunk. I think things are starting to connect. I'm gonna just assume that these like animal human hybrids are experiments and they're with the scientists. And he uses them as like security? I don't know. And I would say he's just straight up testing on children. But why are they gigantic too? Are they like children of giants? And why was there a dragon? And why is there a samurai here? Oh, he's after his son. That's right. I just, uh, my goodness. I love when an arc starts on so many mysteries and so many threads to follow that. It doesn't matter which one it does follow, I'm intrigued. But guys, that has been it for my reaction for a 581 and 582 of One Piece. Drop us up if you're new and I'll catch you in the next one. Peace, peace.