 Hi, my name is Frederick up a little bit late because he was too busy procrastinating on recording a video inside to Play games with his friends and set on discord chin now before we go into that ranting agent Which everyone seems to love for some reason um I want to talk about a company that decided to give me some free glasses because they're really nice This is the best I'm gonna give you because the ring light ain't helping But basically they let me pick out a pair of glasses to try them on fake by the way And I once again, I don't do sponsorships Ever I just like getting stuff. I like so suck on that But yeah, I try them out for like three weeks straight the glasses are great And I'm pretty sure you can get it for five dollars right now So look in the description below not sponsored by the way. All right now Let me just talk about the rant that it's gonna happen soon. This rant has built up from years of Disgust annoyance intolerability That ain't a fucking word is it and I'm finally ready to let it all out This is my rant on why I will not speak Chinese towards you in elementary school All I felt was kids just being like oh my god. What what are you like? Can I how do I define you? What do I what do I call you what fucking species are you and minorities probably understand this a lot But everyone always tries to say oh my god like where are you from? I'm from Charleston, South Carolina. But but where are you from from? um The the hospital in Charleston, South Carolina, okay, but like where are your parents from you know what they're from Beijing motherfucker, and you know what happens in Beijing Nothing happens in Beijing actually. Oh my god by Jing that's so cool. Oh my god. You're so cool Let me write that down by How do you spell that it's spelled F U C K Y O U. Thank you so much. You're welcome That's what I get and I still get that today and it's So if you honestly care that much about where I'm from I'm from my mother's womb the puss next thing I really don't like is when people ask me to say Chinese. Let's just get that out there. Oh my god Can you speak Chinese? Why I just want to know what it sounds like I think it's so cool that you can speak another language. Why what is so interesting about hearing a second language that you're only gonna Remember for like five seconds, and then you're just gonna ask me again next week You do realize that the majority of schools teach a second language and like you know how to speak that language What are you gonna get out of this? When am I gonna get out of this and before you say oh my god Frederick, so I'm making a big deal about it. Just say a Chinese word. No, I'm not a puppet I'm not a monkey. I am gay which means I'm petty and I'm gonna do what I want and what I want to do is Slappy right now and don't oh don't come up to me and ask me to speak Chinese because guess what? There's two different versions. You know, this is what happens. All right. Can you speak Chinese? All right, which kind? What do you mean which kind? Well first of all bitch There's Cantonese and Mandarin and then you have to explain why there's two different languages and how it originated and like It all goes back to the Qing dynasty no matter what and it's pronounced Qing not not king not queen and I didn't realize how annoyed it be by this But my name tag of work has Chinese characters on it and a lot of people will come up to me and they'll be like Oh my god, is that your name in Chinese? Frederick does not translate into Chinese like that. No English name translates into Chinese like that. You can't give me Rebecca and I just Come up with the word. That's not how this works That's not how any of this works and then when they say why not your name has an origin to an earlier language Because guess what English is not fucking special, but you know Chinese people were cooler than that. We're better than that Okay, our names symbolize other things just like how Frederick means king because I fucking rule this world And I take it lightly most of the time because I get it if like you don't understand how that works And it's not that far-fetched to see, you know your name and then Chinese characters under it But like even then my name in Chinese is two characters long and then you got like my name tag has ten damn characters on it But it's it's just One more thing never asked me to say my middle name, please I remember in elementary school people would be like How do you pronounce your middle name and I would say it and then they tried to say it again Like my name has gone into the afterlife because it's been killed so many times and it's not okay Please just don't even try it anymore And it's only because they don't recognize that name and they already think like oh, it's Chinese I want to hear it now only until middle school did I start becoming you know Petty about this so people would ask me to speak Chinese I'd start making fun of them in Chinese now listen my accent is not that great So I have translations here, but if they ask me. Oh my god. What's my name in Chinese? I'll just say But then and let me tell you these bitches. They're like so turned on by this there. Oh my god That's so cool literal translation is bad egg But it means stupid and then these people they they take their hair and they're like, oh my god Save a sentence to me. Okay You see good, but then Oh You're so cool and this kind of kept on going for a while and since I had Chinese friends who understood me And they were next to me during this time They would obviously laugh at it cuz it's so funny to make fun of people in Chinese because that means I get the pleasure of laughing and not you Susan but it just kept on evolving into like other places where I really shouldn't be doing it Like I know my friend met me one day to go a whole day at school just speaking Chinese But see that just proves my point that the second language is not that cool because you will you will get annoyed by it pretty soon And then sometimes want to get like advertisements on my home phone. I'll just I'll pick it up and I'll go like Mm-hmm. You know, I was just at your house Well, I will need a pizza. You could okay line now. I'll quite into level. Oh, I had to follow I know I butchered up and then the woman or man will like yell at me and then leave And then they never call me again, which is that's the goal Let me know if you want me to prank all my friends and Chinese by the way, but that's all I have for you today If you enjoyed gives the Yep, if you enjoyed gives feel like leave a comment down below or Betty subscribe because post videos Every Saturday slash Sunday and listen join our discord right now because I'm planning a Q&A And I want to hear your Q&A so join our fan discord. I love you guys and everything is less than three