 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today you may notice we have a familiar friend in an unfamiliar place We have our chaotic blue bar. They're counting down, but it's on GTA San Andreas Did you know it was on other games? I did. I actually saw this a long time ago It's something I meant to set up but GTA can be so annoying to mod Kind of kicked the can down the road, but now I'm very much in a chaotic mood recently So let's resume and what happened when I was paused? Okay Okay, well I'm dying guys, please. I'm not even putting up a fight. Am I invincible or something? No, I'm not invincible at all Okay, I'm dead. All right. I'm gonna try and get back to Grove Street home and start a mission Okay. All right. Sorry people may die, but that is a sacrifice. I'm willing to make to meet up with the homies Jesus everything's blowing up as I touch it and all taxis just have nitro Continuously, oh really you're rolling the credits great at least you didn't go black screen like GTA 5 does you're just gonna be obnoxious and roll Above what I'm doing. Just please don't teleport me or anything. I'm almost to Ryder's house. Please don't do it All right, hold on. No, no, this is fine. Hold on. Hold on. I can fix this Here we go. Okay, great. I made it to the cutscene Which is also the end of the game according to the credits. Is it gonna roll the whole thing? What? What was that? Oh I have to go all the way back now. Oh wait cars are still flying sugar. Sorry. I didn't realize hold on. I can do this Oh, thank you for the car. I'd fly in that I do have a fear of flying, but how could you resist? Oh? You give me a fast car you make me happy very very briefly and then you put the game speed down to point two five great One day, I'll get to the mission in all parties. I would have made it but now I'm gonna have to sit through another mod Just please don't screw me over. I'm almost there said everyone fire fantastic fantastic get to the mission before I Was literally feet on this circle like a few feet away Something tells me me in the hospital are gonna get very familiar with each other in this video almost there almost there almost there I'm in his backyard I love good song as I'm playing video games. I can't get out of my car. I don't I don't even know why There is nothing stopping me. All right. Wait. Is it my phone? Is he on the phone? He's on the phone Okay, to no one by the way. I love being on hold in video games Hello writer. I don't know why I look like this. Oh everyone's set on fire again Okay, I'm just like I don't know why my my lawn is on fire. Oh good the fire truck is here weapon aiming while driving What is the mission here? Is this appropriate? Oh I'm getting a haircut. Okay. No, I thought I might be doing a drive-by or something I was like this could be handy, but no no they give me useful things when I cannot use them I don't know why I'm getting a haircut. I look lovely. I just sat down and stood up again. Does that count? It does not all right hold on. Here's the chair CJ. Yeah, I remember I was just here All right, I guess I'll do that. I don't really want to but I know I don't really have a choice I preferred my previous haircut I reset it. I just got the haircut. It's like nope. Oh, thank you very much That's the nicest thing the chaos mod has ever done for me. All right now time for a meal Oh good thing, too. There was a sandstorm brewing outside. Why are you all dressed like that? Why do I look like the most normal person in here? Have a well stacked day. Thank you. I'm stacking up the meals here I'm storing this food for the winter when I go into hibernation. Oh, I'm vomiting. Stop the game clock Just vomit forever. That is my hell God I did a good distraction coming in dressed like that and vomiting all over the place This pizza parlour is no pushover. What? Oh, I got away. I got to the airport No, that was a great escape CJ. Good thinking disappearing to the airport. Does that pizza man shot at us? I can see the police are trying to kill me because I should not be at the airport There is a sandstorm though, so I can't see anything else. Oh, thank you for the two game speed Now I can look for a plane. I will fly back to Ryder No time to explain get in. Oh, no. Oh, no, the police are driving in circles. Well, thank God They're not driving towards me, but it's still scary planes. Yes. All right now. Oh, no, no, no, no, no remember remember What the hell was that? Oh, no, no, no, no, no hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I'm trying to know No back. I'm trying to figure out how to drive this thing. Oh my god Is it actually using my mouse? Why would they do it that way? Jesus? No Why are you trying to turn? Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh my god. Jesus Christ CJ pull up up up. All right Okay, I'm dead probably for the best. Okay. That was my experience of flying Teleport me to the dogs. The problem with this game is the missions don't just restart They just send you to the hospital or the police station or whatever and I'm trying to make my way back And he keeps teleporting. I'm stealing your Van truck van I'm gonna say look at them go The power of imagination Everybody come on. Join my con boy. Ain't she beautiful sight? Well, you can't see her But that's kind of beautiful in its own way. What was that? What was that? What blew me up? What happened? It just killed me. Oh, no, they all have guns and they're all attacking me Okay, I guess some of the pets got rocket launchers then it says pets attack each other Why do they attack me? I'm never gonna make it back to the hood at this rate. It's so stressful Okay, that was a baller. Okay fair enough. He's attacking me That's just normal, but I think it might be because I have a bounty on my head I am the one person in this game that is not attacking people like so far All I've done is try to get a haircut and go have some pizza with a good old friend Everyone else is attacking me. Maybe it's the mission. That's the problem. Maybe we can do something else All right, let's try a different mission now. Oh fantastic Let's try to get to a different mission at least at least it's close and it looks like we might hit the corner Oh my god, why are people hitting me? Ah, we didn't even hit the corner. This is the worst day ever. This is so cinematic Instantly hungry. Well good thing because we're doing the drive-through mission. We're gonna get chicken Like smoke now that you mentioned it I instantly just became hungry We all gotta talk about it. They was going for sweet weird time to bring it up. Oh my god guys I'm sorry. I took a wrong turn somewhere. This isn't chicken at all. No, no, no, no, no How do I get out of here? Oh wait? Yeah, they have an open gate there, but can we fit we can okay? Let's go everyone. Oh my god. My fat is burning away bash player I am hungry and my fat was just going down, but now they made me fat. They're just like whoa How long we've been in this car? I think they're high as fuck. We're in the desert and I am really fat for no reason and now we have quadruple gravity Okay, at this point you think you got spiked. Oh My god, yeah ramping does not work. Oh quick everyone a crop duster or something trust me I can fly forget about that time like 10 seconds ago when I smashed my plane. Look at this. This is going well Shut down my rockets. Why do you have rockets? Well, CJ is dead. Ah, that must be the worst attempt at getting Drive-thru fast food that I've ever seen. You know what? This is gonna be absolutely impossible. I'm going to turn off teleporting I minimized to just Turn off teleportation and then what does it give me just after I failed the mission past current mission? Thanks What? This is pretty much teleporting. This is for me into free fall All right, I guess I can just parachute to sweet house. He's really jiggling Trying to just stealth my way to the hood here, but the clap of my ass is alerting all the citizens. What a man You may not like it, but this is male peak performance. It's like he's descending from heaven. Oh wait wait No, no, no wrong button. Oh, he's descending from heaven and going straight back up there Yeah, he's dead. Everybody bleed now. I love that song everybody bleep now Oh wait, no, this this is just everybody bleeding. Okay Hold on I can manage this I know my way around in this game a lot more than I know my way around GTA 5 I'm here everyone. I'm going to get chicken again. Please don't judge me off my last attempt I just had a sudden urge to get super fat and drive in the desert And look at me You could probably fit inside of me. Whoa Jesus Christ. Okay, great. We still have cinematic cam We're making this game into a movie. Yeah, really badly shot movie Oh with a lot of random murder for some reason. Okay, we've made it out big folks deposing over there I think that's just a glitch with the game. I don't think that's anything to do with the chaos mod Hey, I'll take a number now Fed boy. What why would you say that? You are projecting CJ This order seems even worse because we've a faster clock and you can see the day cycle changing and he's still talking Shit the motherfuckers headed to the hood wait who their ghosts We can't defeat them. They are supernatural. Let's leave wait cars float away when hit Oh, this could help hold on lads slow down off. You go see and hell or heaven. I guess yeah, you're more going to heaven She's so confused. Oh my god, are they gonna die or they just gonna continue to float away. I Just taps the police care God speed officer patrol the skies Jesus just pens explode when run over and I almost ran. Oh you fucking Egypt. All right, they're still fine somehow Up up in a way rider Goodbye It's like a wild fever dream. You're gonna be floating for another 30 seconds So I'll attempt to follow you like a kite that's escaping from me There they are don't get caught the telephone wire now the effect is gone But they're continuing to just fly away. Are they ever gonna come down? So as CJ where'd all your homies go? Oh my homies are with the big man upstairs now. Oh, they passed away I'm so sorry to hear that. No, they're just stuck floating in the sky They can't get down tried nothing and I'm all out of ideas. I think CJ might just have to move back to the east coast Okay, my game crash. That's probably for the best All right back. Let's try a new game. Maybe I can complete the first mission. That should be easy enough, right? It is a literal bike ride Surely that's something I can do. The game you think is just beginning has now ended. It's like well We got him boy. He says he pulled into the city. Let's lock him up Yeah, I'm forgotten about us. Have you What? I mean, yeah, you are technically correct. I was being arrested It's brilliant the problem is now what what is this like I gotta follow the CJ icon on the raider to get back to the hood I think there's something wrong with your phone. Sweet. Are you going through a tunnel by chance? Siren So glad they got Samuel Jackson the voice of me. It just sounds so good, you know It's all over the place. This is so much the process It's a train I know they're weird they like stay on those two rails Really strange. Here we go again. Here we go again indeed. Let's see if it'll actually work though I want to make it to the hood country traffic and you also turn me into a country boy. Why? Well, don't kill me don't kill me don't kill me. I'm so attached to this country man country roads take me home To the place. I belong road street. Yes What an outfit what what is that? What does this have to say born to truck? After five years in the rust belt. It's time to go home. Oh, no, no, I forgot there was driving Wait, what is this Kermit Geddon? Oh, no smoke He was smarter than I was the car is just spontaneously lit on fire His explosions go off in the background. You see cars raining down. It's convenient where the graveyard ganks I think we're all about to die Ignoring all the explosions. I'm so glad they're silent or my ears would be blown off Guys please please we're all born to truck. In fact my trash master just spawned everybody get in whoa No, that is cinematic. He's just about to be a drive-by too Yep, I think that's what happened. I don't know. I couldn't see any of it Fucking hell Jesus There wasn't even anything to do with the chaos money just t-boned me when I was on my bike Please no stop. I'm not good on my bike. I was born to truck and not to cycle It's just looks like he's the weirdest outfit ever It's like a country fella who's still going to school. I got my backpack on on my bike. Oh I'm inside the road Guys, please. I can't talk to my brother even though. He's right down there. They don't know where I've gone We're through the looking glass here people. Oh, thank goodness Oh Very fitting vehicle. God. I wouldn't mind being teleported now, but I turned all of those ones off All right, hold on. I've got a solution for this I can change the time that it does things in so let me change it to every 10 seconds Something is gonna happen then eventually they'll get me out of this one way or another We did a mission Fantastic go inside CJ's house to continue. I might be the tough part especially now that my game has cracked It spawned me back in in the same place I was like at least I'm out of that hellhole, but no now. I just have a tank in this hellhole It does make me feel a little better. I'm not gonna lie Thank you. I needed that I waited in there for so long great thermal vision I don't even have a mission active because my game is so fucked. All right. Wait, let me try and load this I don't know why I think I can even attempt to play this now that I've set it to do a mod every 10 seconds Instead of 30 we're doing the same mission as earlier. We have done no missions except for one where I just got a mission I didn't think it was possible to be worse I didn't think it was possible to be worse than GTA 5, but here we are aim for them not the car We can see them health armor 250,000 wait, why is the game deciding to be nice to me all of a sudden? Oh because they put a SWAT team after me I say okay, so you weren't nice to me at all. I'm dead great tunnel vision Let me load I don't want to drive back to the hood. I just want to do a mission Let's try loading this one and we'll just see what the next mission is shot up shot up shot up shot up Why do I look like this? Why is this run so weird? Please hang up the phone CJ? I want to complete a mission and it's very hard if you won't even leave the second house Oh, I know how it feels to be the parents to an angsty team. Please just get off your phone Just leave the house even once, please drive your homies into ball of territory Okay, I'll try but we got to watch out for Beyblades. I hear they're all around here Yep, there they go now. Oh My god, okay. I forgot have gravity was on as well. Okay, everybody get down and assume the recovery position We've made it to their territory we can do this guys. That's complete a fecking mission I think there's people down here under the bridge. Am I right? No, they're up the other way You had to slow down the game speed so not only is their mod every 10 seconds Which hasn't slowed down you've slowed down the game speed So it's essentially one mod every two and a half seconds What no that is exactly why we're here smoke we're here to kill people oh Another mission passed. I'm so good at this game. Oh, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. You were meant to die though This is canon really you're infirting my controls this make it so frustrating like now It's s to walk forward No, no, no, no, no, don't go in don't go in don't go in get out get out run CJ as fast as you can Blocks Oh, man. All right, let me try and do one more mission. I'll try and go to big smoke. Okay. I'm almost there I'm almost there. Oh my god. It goes fast. We could ruple gravity when you're going downhill We made it we made it to the mission and it's wrong side of the tracks. Everyone's favorite. Yeah, I know you Oh my god, look at that wagon on Carol The body just kind of goes down and jumps out Jesus look at it Spotcloth that might be helpful for chasing the train to be fair Please get out of this jam I need to get into this checkpoint before another one goes off and kills me infinite health. Thank you. Thank you very much That is helpful to me. All right. This is our mission open fire Now you got thermal vision on smoke you can't miss. All right. You got foggy weather a good thing We still have thermal vision. This is actually helpful. Wait. We only have one left. Do we we're doing so well We might actually do a mission. Let's get out of here before the cops show man That is like the fastest I've ever done that mission good old heat vision, huh? All right back to big smokes house. We've completed it. We're almost there. We're almost there We're here pull into the driveway pull into the All right big smoke had a bit of a nasty fall, but that's okay. You get a free car out of it I take that trade big smoke, please get on the bike. Yes. We did a mission. Oh My god, I am so happy. I do have a bit of a big head after that a mighty ego I would think all right guys before my head swells that side from being so good at video games my ego Just inflating we are gonna end it there. I hope you enjoyed out of all missions I didn't expect to complete that one to be honest with you I appreciate you watching guys, and I hope to see you next time. Bye for now