 What's up gamers? Uh, hi, how's everybody doing? Sorry for the weird content, Lely. It's a weird time to make content, but it is a great time to indulge in your hobbies and or start new hobbies. So I thought this week I would just show you one of my favorite hobbies. Honestly, one of my only hobbies because it is in fact an MMO and for those of you that have played MMOs in the past, you would know. Every hour of every day I could put into this game. I made a video like five years ago about The Elder Scrolls Online. A lot of people ask if I still play. And the answer is yes, every single day. This is my favorite game. I love this game so much. I just wanted to show you one aspect of this game. I'm not particularly into housing or furnishing, but there are people that only play this game for that aspect and that's really cool. There's all people from all walks of life that do all types of content. There's PvE, PvP, I'm a PvE healer and I bought this house furnished as a drunk Christmas present to myself and the people that managed my money were like, did you spend this money in a video game? And I was like, absolutely the fuck I did. You should see that house. Sometimes it's hard being an adult gamer. I'm not super into furnishing. I'm more into PvE content, but I will show you my house. So here we go, excuse me, excuse me, Miss Lady. So for those of you that play this game, you'll see just how basic my house is. There's people that are so fun and so creative and they do the coolest stuff. So this is my house. It's located in Southern Outwear, which is just one small part of all of this fun. Anyways, maybe we should change our outfit for this. Should I be a fisherfolk? Press one in the comments now if you would like me to be a fisherfolk. I'm kidding, this isn't live. Oh, what about all this beautiful wedding dress? Lovely, 10 out of 10. I actually changed the wedding suit to be all green for St. Patrick's Day that I wore with a little green hat. What can I say? I'm just here for fun and content, not that. Oh my God, oh. How about a bathers towel? Julian, what should I wear? Bathers towel? Okay, I'll wear the bathers towel. I always try to get Julian to play this game with me and he just never wants to play, even though I beg him and ask him every single day. Welcome to my house, isn't it cute? Okay, so we got some stuff that I didn't make, a table and a light. Oh, oh, I turned it on. Did you see that? Look, I can turn this off and on. Amazing, 10 out of 10. And as we come in here, you can have a seat at my table. Pretty cute. You like all this food? Look at that, doesn't that look good? Look at this bread, just floating. Okay, you can either have this bowl of potatoes or you could have some potatoes and other stuff. Most of these meals are the same, except, oh, there's a whole ass chicken here for someone really hungry. And there's some floating bread because I am not really a furniture. I am a crafter. I can craft just about anything in this game, but I am not good at decorating. Look, I moved it just, oh, that's so much better. Wow, I'm a furniture. Look at me go, wow, amazing. I have so many of these little music boxes. They make me so happy if I could just, all right, fuck this in the other table. Why can't I interact with this? It doesn't care about me right now. Look at this ceiling. Look at this beautiful chandelier. Thank you, look it. I put lights all the way up there. They're so high up there. You see that? Oh, there it is, look. Ah, look at this light. Here it goes. I liked it because it made the ceiling super bright up there, but those are really bright lights. Here's some floor pillows for you, but when you sit on the ground. All right, after you come in, let's go over here. Here's this giant pile of books. I've read every single one of them. Yes, I have. They're full of lore. I love reading lore in this game. In fact, when I started this game five years ago, I thought you like needed to read the lore for some reason. So every lore book that I found, I was reading and actually trying to like remember the things that were in them. That's not a thing. Oh, a jester's coffer. Look, cute and fun. Da, da, da, da, da. Oh, so cute. Look at, what, why are you laughing? I have another one over here, like, what? Oh, fun. You ever just like something so much for no fucking reason? Oh, look at these cabinets. You can't do anything. You can't put anything in them. I want to put stuff in them. I want to put stuff in them. Here's all my incense. Look, I put it out. Isn't that riveting? All right, now I'm going to turn it on. Oh. Okay, I have many of those because it goes with the Southern Elsewhere theme. You know what I'm saying? Lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely. All right, where have we not gone? Over here is where I keep all of my chests. I have one bust. You get like a bust for every time you beat something kind of and they're just, there's so many of them and they just take up so much space. Look at kind of butt ugly. Like, I don't need 70 of those in my house but thank you, game. I appreciate it. This is where I keep all my stuff that I can't put in my inventory. There's a bunch of those boxes. All of these are filled with gear and loot that I am constantly organizing because this game keeps putting out new gear and new loot and they don't increase your inventory space. So it is a full-time job to manage them. All right, this is the wall that won't shut up. You like that? You hear it? Yeah. Here, I'll shut it off. Here's a little thing. Look how cute that is. Let me shut this light off. It's too bright. Okay, I'm gonna turn it back on. As you can see riveting content. Now let's go over here where I have a rolling pin and a little thing and some salts and fizzes, the merchant, my merchant cat. Look it, isn't he cute? This is who I can sell stuff to. And then this one is my banker. He's also a cat. How cute is he? Look at his ears. Oh my God, I love him. All right, here's some spices. Again, like not really placed that well because I'd just be out here doing whatever the fuck I want. Here's some apples and oranges. Wow, here's a wine rack for all my wine that seems to be empty, a basket full of beets. Yum. And here's some stools. If you'd like to come sit and talk to my cats. Julie, should we go to the bedroom? No, no, no, not like that, not like that. I'll go to the guest bedroom first. In here, I can have many guests. Look, one, two, three, there's three beds. So if you wanna come over and like sleep, you know, maybe just like that. You can totally come and sleep on this bed. You're more than welcome to come sleep in my house. It's a good time in here. There's really not a whole lot going on. I feel kind of bad. I feel like I should put more fun stuff in here, but I haven't. And then let's go to the fun room, the good bedroom. Here we go. Look at all these rugs. Isn't this pretty, Julie? I took like 70 hours lining up all these rugs on the walls here and they're still like kind of crooked and it pisses me off. This game is hard if you're a Virgo. I'm telling you. Also, sometimes when you loot chests, you get like paintings like that. And at first I was like, I'll put them in my house. And then they're just not my favorite and they're kind of just like everywhere. I'm like, all right, I'm just getting stupid. I'm gonna sell these. All right, let's go to the bigger bedroom. It's over this way. Wee! Here's the master bedroom. Look it, isn't this lovely? All right, I'm just gonna sit in my chair and look at my desk. What, what's so funny? On the table here, look it. It's a mirror. Wow. It's almost like you can see your face in it, but you can't at all. Here's a fan and a comb and a brush and a little jewelry box. Look at it, can I open this? I thought I could. I'm gonna psych. All right, look at this cool lamp. Look at it. I also put a fire log in here because I wanted to put like a fireplace but I don't really have one. Here's a music box. See, I can shut this one off. There you go. You can turn it off. I really like the music boxes in this game. They're so cute to me. Look it, oh, this is so cute. When I was a little girl, I would always have the little ones that you could like wind up and then a little ballerina was on it. You know, I love those things. Okay, so here's this bed that I really like but the only problem is you can't get into it. Like, hello game? Like, how are you gonna make this sick bed? And I can't even get in it. Hello? The bed doesn't hit. The bed doesn't hit. All I can do is get on top of it. Yeah, it's such a comfortable bed. Oh, I love my bed. What do you guys think? All right, here, look it. Would you like a beautiful towel? They look really nice and fluffy, right? They're kind of like those like a chamois that you use in diving. They're really, no, well kind of the same material but it's a thin microfiber in like a beautiful Southern elsewhere pattern that you can dry yourself with but it's not gonna be fluffy. All right, here, let's get in the bathtub. You can tell the game's optimized so I can totally click on the bathtub and use it and my character just sits in it really nicely. I'm kidding, I have to take out a fucking chair and sit in it and I can't get out of first person. Sick, all right. What do you think? Sick, right, Julie? Let me try again. Oh, here we go. Yes, oh no, shit. As for like, you know, you have a really stressful day. Maybe some content's not really going your way. You come in here, you go into first person for some reason and you decompress, you know? Content, am I right? And you just get out of your bathtub, say goodbye to your desk, and your long day of working. You go over to your boxes, you organize your inventory. So that's the inside. It's still definitely a work in progress but I think it's really cute and lovely. But let's go outside, yeah? All right, so here's what I was talking about with the paintings. I was like, ooh, I'll put one there. And then I'm like, oh, it's getting a little overwhelming. Kind of takes away the loveliness of having a painting when you just start throwing them up all over the place. All right, let's go outside. Welcome to the outside. All right. So as you can see, it's lovely here. Look at how magical, wow. Let's go this way first. So first thing you have to do is ring this gong because I just got it and I'm really excited about it. So it'd be cool if they like gave you an animation of like hitting it, but instead. All right, sick, let's go blow the horn. Oops, I turned my light off. Okay, I'm gonna blow this horn. Hell yeah. Why are you laughing at me, Julien? Hell yeah. And all my bitches be like, hell yeah. This is the head from a Sygic skill line. Like you do a bunch of Sygic quests with this guy, so I have the. You know I can see time in all directions. I see you as you are now. You can just click him and he'll just talk to you, which is super sick when you're chilling, you know? List charming as a corpse. Here's a pretty cheese. Look at this cheese. Isn't it cute? All right, I turned the cheese off. And now I'm turning the cheese back on. You guys wanna hear this voice again? You know there's a ghost in here, right? It's name is Vincent and it's Odore's cherry pie. Maybe you should go fetch a pie or, you know, an exorcist. Sick, all right. I'm gonna blow my horn one more time and then we'll continue with the tour. Restless devious you. Hell yeah. Look at this glow stock. Isn't it cute? What do you think of that Julie? It's a cool little plant. Yeah, and here's some cool little glowing mushrooms. Cool stuff. Here's a fountain. Look at, I turned it off. Now I turned it on. Riveting content, 10 out of 10. All right, so here's all my crafting stations. Really cute. And here's my dye station and my Chansey station. Alchemy. And Chansey, here's another music box, look it. I put butterflies on this one. Isn't that cute? This is actually a cooking station. It's a cooking fire. What would you like? Julie, what do you want to eat? I want to make you some. Pad thai. Pad thai? You know, I don't think there's pad thai in this game. Melangelly. Melangelly. All right, here, let me make you some melangelly. It's gonna increase your magicka, okay? Hell yeah. All right, do you want me to eat it? No. Well, you don't have a character in this game. There we go. Does that make you happy? All right, sick. I'm done eating. These are my other merchants in Banker. They're cool. I mean, they're all right, but I mean, I've been really concerned about tithes. Like, he doesn't really look good. There's actually, Julie, do you want to know what's really funny? There's a kid that I see hanging around in the game that has this outfit somehow, and I don't know how. Like, I don't know how I missed that, but he has this outfit, and I swear it's like cosplaying as tithes, the banker. So he'll bring his banker out, or like anyone in the game can bring their banker out, and they all look just like him, and he has this personality that makes him do this. Yeah, it's pretty tight. I'm not gonna lie, that guy's a legend. Okay, let's go over here. Something that's really fun about this water is that when you swim in it, it glows. Look at that. All right, let's go in this waterfall. Oh, I put a clam over here recently. I should put something in this clam. Let's put this somewhere. Oh, yeah, let's go. All right, there, done. Wow, so much thought and consideration. What do you guys think? Sick. All right, let's keep going. Over there's a blue plant. Isn't he cool? Yeah, all right. I should still put something in my clam. I don't know what to put in there. Ah-ha, dark. Really, yeah, nah. I'll just put this in there for now. Look, can you guys tell I'm good at furnishing? Oh, I put it away. I don't think I can put, oh, I can't. I can put a mount in there. Maybe I can put a pet. Okay, that's cool. I'll put a pet, non-combat pet. What should I put in there? Let's see. A whole-ass fawn. What about a swamp jelly? He'd be cute. A bat, a long-winged bat. Look how cute he is. Okay, something funny about this. Oh, damn, where's he going? This says, I went into my inventory and I was like, I don't remember getting this bat. Like, what is this bat? This says, an exclusive pet granted for participating in the Elder Scrolls Online Greymoor Announcement Stream. And I was like, how the fuck did you know I was watching that stream? Like, I appreciate it. But this feels invasive. All right, I'm gonna put this bat in here. Get, get, oh, oh, oh, oh. Okay, there we go. All right, don't fly around too much. Or else you're gonna leave, dog. All right, he's cute. You can live there. All right. Here's a closed clam, again, as you can tell, expertly placed. I need to put him on the ground. There, he's always on the ground. Oh, shit. Okay, there. Julie, you wanna go in the waterfall? Look how pretty. Isn't this lovely? Look at the ceiling. Are you kidding? Like, isn't that sick? There's so many houses in this game, too. Like, this is literally just one. There's like, all different sizes, all different themes from all different areas. It's just, it's very rich and amazing. All right, I'm gonna shut that off. All right, I'm gonna shut it on. All right, here's where I put a cat. Look it. He doesn't do anything. He's just, he's just looking himself. Does he have a name? What's his name? Oh, oh, shit. Oh, shit, he's gonna bounce in me, dog. Oh, oh, oh, who are you fighting? All right, I'll back up. I'm backing up. My dude. Damn, why are you so mad? I will put you away, dude. I will put you away. Go back to licking your hand. Like, why are you being all aggressive? That's too much energy. That's it. Why don't we put something cute there? You want a cat with four ears? Ooh, Milady's Cloud Cat, Milady? Should we put him there? That's pretty nasty. All right, let's put Milady. All right, Milady looks way less aggressive. Milady. You know, when I come into my secret waterfall area, I don't, I don't want all that aggression. I want a nice chill. Milady, oh, he's doing it to me. Oh, what's with you guys? All right, anyways, here's a little light in this big rock that I put here. Let's go back out. You can either swim or you can walk up here, say. Let's go over here. Well, I guess we'll go the other side. So since I'm a PvE healer, I don't really do that much damage, especially on this character. Most of my characters are healers. What I like to play, you know, cause I'm old and bad. But here's the target skeleton where you could test your DPS, or if you're me, you can just heavy attack it over and over and over, and then get a result of about 8K damage. So I'm very dangerous. Look out, everybody. That's where you can test your damage. I did have more horses here, but then I put them away and then it said you're not allowed to put any back. So I was like, all right, sick. I got some chairs and a table if you'd like just the kind of fucking crooked away from a table. Here's the place to do that. Here's a camel. Look it, oh, he's pretty and fancy. Over here is a plant that attacks you. I got him during a Merkmeyer event. Look it. Can't fight him, but he can fight you. Kill me? Sometimes I like to just stand here and let my plant kill me. Game's fun. Here's another target dummy for my friends that are good at the game, play DPS. And here's a big pile of riches. Look at this. I think I got this like years ago, like everybody got this, so I'm not special. All right, here's something that was in the crown store that I bought with actual money, pretty much. And I absolutely fucking hate it. You just summon Cadwell and he talks to you. That's it. Okay, I don't, I don't, I'm sorry. I don't really want to have a conversation. I'm gonna go over here. Here's some of my Mundus stones so all my friends can come over and change their Mundus stones. Okay, here's the nice little sandman. Shut up, dude. Shut up, I'll put you away. My guy. Here's a nice little sand meditation ring. Look at that. Oh, so cute. And a candle. Wow, some more Mundus stones. And if you swim out here, you'll get eaten by slaughter fish. You guys wanna die again? Ow, I'm dead. It took me back to the meeting of my house. I didn't know that was a thing. Same with that water. If you swim out there, you'll get eaten by slaughter fish. But I do know that people like build up with like blocks and stuff and they can just like go into parts of the map, don't even render. It's kind of sick, honestly. They're awesome. Another target dummy. And some more Mundus stones and another socialized in spot. So while your friend's parsing, you can sit here and like make fun of them and tell them that they messed up. This is a giant windmill. So I spent 250,000 gold on it. I think it was worth it. I spent 250,000 gold on that. And then my friend was like, well, now you need another one to go over there. Cause he's also a Virgo. And he was like, you gotta even it out. And I'm like, it's so expensive. Look at it. Oh, it's so cool. You can't make it stop or go or anything. You can just, I kind of put it here, shitty to listen to that. Doesn't it sound like a windmill? Wow, sick. Okay, that over there is a little dormant son. I think he's really cool. It's like a mini son. Like when you look at it, it's hella bright. But when you don't look at it, it's not. Oh, it's not hurting my eyes. Not hurting my eyes. Not hurting my eyes. I'm blind. I guess it works better if you're closer. Look at how pretty this is. And under here, I have another music box. Can you believe? It's like my favorite thing. So cute. That breezy night in Burma. Ah, yes, I remember. Let's go over here. Look at this pink tree. It's so cute. Wow. It's like kind of gold almost. Shiny. So pretty. 10 out of 10. So I guess the last part of my house to show you is pretty much just come swim in this beautiful pool. That's nice. You can just look at the house and jump up here. Hang out. Okay, I can't jump out of that one. Sick. Oh, oh, shit. All right, just give me a second. I'm really good at this game. Don't worry, okay. Look at it. Now I'm chilling. I can just look at my windmill and think about all the gold that I spent on it. Can I change my outfit in the water? Oh, let's go. I'm wearing a formal dress in the water. What do you guys think? I wish I would make like a little rowboat in this game so I could just take it around in here over and over and over. That'd be tight. All right, let me show you the sun. I don't really know a good place to put it. You know, kind of just threw it there. Oh, look at it. See, see what I'm talking about? Absolutely blinded, my dude. All right, let's put it like up in the sky. Whoa. Damn, now it's sunny. Look at that. Whoa. Right here, blind everybody. Oh, it's so bright in here. Oh my God. I gotta blow my horn about this. Damn. I'm very good at decorating as you can tell from my real life house. All right, let me bring my gong like seven times. What song was that? No, it was Toxic by Britney Spears. What good guest? Oh, I think we have a house guest. House guest. I gotta change my outfit. He hates this outfit. I gotta dye it. Should we dye his outfit? All right, come over here, come over here, come over here. Damn, let's go. Oh, we got a visitor. Oh, shit. This is my eldest girlfriend. We play every single day. He hates this outfit. That's why I put it on. Oh no, don't do it. Don't do it. He's so annoying. Don't do it. Oh, it's so awful. Oh my God. See, it's the great place to hang out with your friends. Lots of room to entertain, jump around in the water and hang out. He looks like he's drowning. If he can't hear me right now, I'm gonna show him the gong because I just got it and I'm really excited about it. Also, I hope that you guys are respectful of this person because they're just a regular person on a video game and I would appreciate it if you don't harass him. So thanks so much. Love, Jenna. Don't do that. Stop, no. Stop doing that. He has none of the beast personality. I'll show you that. We can both be beasts. Aw, he's sitting in a chair. Look, all these chairs, they're going to good use. My favorite part about the beast personality is when you eat an apple. This is what it looks like. It's so extremely feral. Like, look at that. That's like how Kermit eats. Look at how feral this is. So yeah, in case anyone was wondering what I do with my time, I log on to this game and I eat an apple on the ground just like this. This is my friend, every day. Thanks for coming to my house tour and the Elder Scrolls Online. There's many other houses that's just one and this is just mine and people are so crazy. What the fuck is that? What did he just do? Who wants to see a picture? Here's a painting. Uh, uh, uh, uh. Get absolutely wrecked. He doesn't have that because it's from a quest and he doesn't do any quests. Get absolutely wrecked. Damn, he's juggling knives. Damn, I cut his arm. He's bobbing for apples. That's nasty. I'm calling the police. That's dirty water. That's disgusting, nasty, filthy, dirty water. Oh, get rectators. Thanks for coming to my house tour on the Elder Scrolls Online. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Sorry, thanks for coming to my house tour on the Elder Scrolls Online. This is one of my favorite ways to spend my time. He just, boy, you look naked. Okay, hopefully maybe next week I'll, or at some point this month I will make a one year bunny update video that I know a lot of you guys are looking forward to. So yeah, I'm gonna go play my game now. So you guys next week, I hope you like my house. Fuck, he's the, oh my God. Look at this burn victim. Oh, he needs a doctor. He needs some milk. Okay, for real though, I'm gonna go now. Thanks for watching. I'll see you guys next week. And yeah, have a good week. Bye. Bye.