My next attempt in the Nothing To It Series.
I hate it when I have to do all of the work for my team.
I want this B R bitch. Seriously, that didn't kill him?
I can't kill shit.
An invisible ass pirate just blew his load all over me.
Our shotgun is gone, fuck.
My team is dying.
I'll use the kiddy shotgun.
Fuck yeah, I did it.
And now the fun begins.
I got my B R back.
He has rockets and snipers mixed up.
I love this rock.
Holy shit! I killed someone with a B R...
This is my rock bitch.
A killing spree means I'm running dick on these noobs.
I just B R ed that fucking monster.
Death Valley? More like Dick Valley.
My penis just got hard from this Frenzy.
That monster died again. and I'm laughing at him.
Three fourths of the blue team died because of me. I rule.
Is he a redneck?
Fuck Dick Valley.
I killed that invisible bitch. This riot made me jizz a little.
He must have been shitting.
Now I'm pinned. Shit.
The rampage is about to make me climax.
I love this fucking rock.
Now I have to leave my granite lover. I'll be back for the rock.
I heard the monster die again. So I laughed.
I don't like this rock.
What a 4 shot! But I still hate this Rock.
I'm low on ammo, and this Rock does not have a B R spawn for me to get a continuous amount of ammo from. Fuck that rock.
I hate that God damn monster. I won't shoot because I'll give away my position.
That mother fucker is playing with me so I can't get to my rock.
Take it monster.
And there's my ejaculation! I'm such a God damn pro!
I'll advance so I can kill more.
Of fucking course. I leave my perfectly good rock for another rock I thought was better and I get fucked over. Rocks are like women.
Fuck it, I don't care anymore.