Pavel Datsyuk goes to shop for some dangleberries. Hilarity ensues. Song credit: "Ain't Misbehavin'" by Fats Waller and His Rhythm, 1943.
Note: This was made as part of a bigger movie made for my neighbors during the trip they took to Disney World. I'd say there are some inside jokes, but not really. We just love Datsyuk, dislike Crosby, I needed another big-name player to toss in, and Kane has some sick flow (and likes to chew on his mouthguard and get quarters taken from him).
Dangleitis (n): In hockey the term dangling is used to describe, crazy, or insane move, someone with dangleitis then is someone who uncontrollably can dangle. Dangle (n): To use exemplary skill and stickhandling ability to manoevre oneself around the ice. Often displaying a variety of sick moves.