Prom Night





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Published on Mar 14, 2012

Made in collaboration with Ronkvideo

Enter the fantasy world of a dying autistic child whose best friend is an Anime Music Video of a rejected Lonely Island song. Rated PG-13.

Alright all you Garfheads, before you say anything I know that Lyman is spelled with an "A". Ever heard of artistic license? :P

Anyhoo, if you guys want to make a song, here is the instrumental version

So dance to the beat, get inspired, and respond with your own video! Happy Saint Patrick's Day! XD


Well, my sweet darling, we've come very far
All alone at Lover's Lane in my car
Sipping on spirits from my father's bar
I'm so in love that I'm feeling like Gar


Bitch I look like Garfield
I look like Garfield
Let me pop that top off
Let me show you how a jar feels

Bitch I look like Garfield
Let me at them nipples
Girl let's make a sandwich
Cause you know I brought that pickle

You know it's the weekend
I hate Mondays
Undo your Arbuckle
And drop them undays

This night was expensive so you know that
I'm your Jon girl
And I believe
You've got the cutest kitty cat in the world

Sail Away
Let's fly away
Together in Xanadu
Where wishes and dreams come true
We'll fly
Above the sky
Straight out into the Milky Way
And now and forever we'll say
It's love

Bitch I look like Garfield
I look like Garfield
Let me peek inside your fridge
And show you how ajar feels

Girl let me examine you
You that you want this
I'm a pussy expert girl
You can call me Dr. Liz

Girl I'm feeling hungry
What you got to show me
Lick up your lasagna
With a tongue like Odie

Girl I'm feeling frisky
Let's get crazy
Cause you know that eating's the only time
I ain't lazy

Ev-ry Day
I'm thinking bout you
Girl you know you rock my world

When I see your smiling face
And that row of pearls
You call teeth

I like them

Bitch I look like Garfield
Let me at that hymen
It only hurts the first time
Jon's roomate was Lymon

I don't chase mice
But I'll squish a spider
Girl you taste nice
Now let me inside you

Girl you know you ready
Cause you's a chubby chaser
Got that Roy Rooster
For them U.S. Acres

I got nine lives
We ain't in no hurry
You'll be seeing 3D
Cause bitch I'm Bill Murray

Sail Away
It's like a dream
And we make the perfect team
And we'll share a life
As man and wife
We'll never part
You are the treasure of my heart
Together we'll conquer the world
It's love

My name's Garfield and I'm here to say
I like good pussy in a major way
Black girls, white girls, short girls, tall
I ain't picky, I'll take it all

Work that body, work that body
Make sure you don't hurt nobody
Get wild and lose your mind
Take this thing into over-time
QCD, gonna burn it up
C'mon y'all get on the floor
So hey, let's go a'ight

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