 Is your democracy flaccid? Trouble maintaining a strong coalition? Tired of the parade of disappointing performances? Then you might be one of the 330 million Americans suffering from electile dysfunction. I get all excited about a new bill. The debate gets all hot and heated. We'll move things to the floor. And right when we're about to achieve a joint resolution, bam. Total government shutdown. Premature capitulation. I don't know, every time I get an election, I think maybe this time will be different. Philip Austin just doesn't make me feel good anymore. It's embarrassing, OK? Fortunately, there's the Freedom to Vote Act. The Freedom to Vote Act. What's the Freedom to Vote Act? The Freedom to Vote Act. What does that mean? The Freedom to Vote Act ends your tired, sagging, floppy relationship with politics by making election day a holiday across the country, banning gerrymandering, expanding voter access, increasing integrity, blocking foreign interference, empowering everyday citizens, and healing our democracy. Now my election is rock solid, and it works everywhere. Oh, it works everywhere. And it's safe. It used to take me forever to find the location. To vote. But with the FTBA, we have all day to get to the polls. And it only takes two minutes. Which I prefer, honestly. She really does. The Freedom to Vote Act is only for democracies healthy enough for electoral activity. Talk to your representative if you are experiencing greased palms, lined pockets, and dictators, neo-fascists, or other pre-existing conditions, as you may not be healthy enough for the FTBA. Passing FTBA may cause an increase in being heard, power, a full expression of your inalienable rights, representation, and a rare federal condition called accountability. If you experience voting lines that last over four hours, call your senator, as they have not passed the FTBA. Talk to your senator about the Freedom to Vote Act and demand safer and more satisfying elections today.