 James P. Madonna mega life 21. I'm here with the one and only trainer the premier trainer of a north-eastern Part of the United States mr. Mario Mario All right wise guys. We're here in hack and sack. Yeah. Don't look at my fatness. All right We're here in main. Oh, what the hell is my lights doing on? Hold on for a second. We're here in In hack and sack New Jersey on Main Street. We are going for all you can eat Mexican food. We're looking at over there. Oh, you can eat like Mexican food at me Rancho Okay, all right now. See this is what I wanted the last video I did with James people like they're gonna have fat slob that fat fuck. Yeah, look look at me Look at me. You see I want to look nice and nice and horrible. All right nice and horrible I want to look at all right, right when you see me after the after the Experiment that's finished. You're gonna be like how the fuck did you do that? What was that guy's name that was commenting? Oh Joe Joe Joe Jack Jack off Johnson Joe Johnson Johnson. I swear to God when I get in shape I'm gonna come find you. I'm gonna slap you around like the little bitch that you are. Come on. Let's go Hold on. I got shut my lights off. I forgot to shut it off. Let's go All right, here we are. We're heading towards Me Rancho or all you can eat Mexican foods the great premiere of trainer to the stars elite clientele here in Northeastern, New Jersey. It's the Mario Petrus your trainer of Jerseylicious the cast of Jerseylicious and I don't train them and all fucking come on. He did for real and I don't know the housewives of New Jersey Go on guys Here we are Beautiful downtown hack-and-sack, New Jersey James P. Madonna here You get to see me too, but right now Mario Petrus is walking like like John Revolta did in Saturday Night Fever Staying alive I'm breaking my bulls Staying alive Staying alive. I said staying alive Remember with the feet when John Revolta was they were zooming in on his on his shoes. Yeah, where's the restaurant? No, it's coming. It's coming. That's all I want to know. Where is one more block? That's all I want to know I hope I hope you know, I hope these guys can handle my Consumption whatever you want to call it. I assure you they will not make any money with me and you there tonight No, because you know usually I've gone to like a La Fiesta buffet for you run it to slow down Now I've gone to La Fiesta. I said slow down. Stop running. All right. I'm breaking my bull now All right now All right, I've got the La Fiesta buffet. I know I'm burger line Avenue. It's a cheap buffet You know, it's all it's for the Guatemalan over there. You know, this is a good one on me The best the best it came to the Guatemalan, you know, I went to that one the owner comes up to me after an hour He's like, dude, you can't stay here. No one's like, no, no, no more. No more I'm like, what are you talking about? I had to throw him around in the buffet. Wait a minute It says all you can eat is it was there was no time limit. Was there? No, no time limit But I just you know, I just I started eating everything. You know, they they ran out of food like Homer Simpson Unbelievable. Yeah, but unless they specify Unless they specify that there's a time limit if it says all you can eat and it's not in writing Not a damn thing they can do about it. They only came I had to slap them around, you know, like Joe Johnson was saying I had to slap them around Greek Island Grill Oh, oh, we see sushi that's nice Greek Island. Nice. No, it's not that aroma that grilled. Oh, what is that racket? These damn buses make so much noise. I Love the smell of barbecue Mario. I love it. It's it almost here. It's right over there. You know, I'm gonna stop This guy. Oh, this is the the this is the Rodizio man. This is the the Argentinian Rodizio place Chory Pan Rodizio This is this is the place I was selling legs. I'm gonna start eating like I think it's 15. I think it's $15 for for lunch Excellent, I heard the food the guys that at me Rancho go here. Oh, look at this hookah paradise Smoke shop. Look at all those bongs in there Right in the corner. Too bad. I don't smoke anymore. That would have been good There you go Hold on hookah paradise Look at them bongs These cars getting in my way. They got some fucking nerve Okay It's Paulio Mario. It's a interior Colombian food Oh your Mario kind of kind of high-priced. Oh, this is it right? Yeah me Rancho. Here we go. Nice. Come on. Come over here It's what's across the street Properly Okay, there it is Me Rancho, this is where we're going for all you can eat for $10 every Wednesday the best Mexican food around Unbelievable unbelievable the best Mexican food. Let's see how it is. Yeah, okay. We're now Headed for rock me Rancho Just to prove to you I'm really here and not just the voice in the background and And next we will hear something from the great trainer Mario Petrus the trainer of the stars and outstanding buffet food critic All right, that's a wrap for that From this buffet over here in a hack and sack 10 bucks. Let's see what they got the 10 bucks All right, great value great stuff. Anyone gives me a problem or after smack them around. All right All right, let's go in After you sir Okay, we're here here at me Rancho Me Rancho is that Montezuma All right, I'm sorry, dude, I just got distracted from that's all right I'm doing a talk show the multi-place for the internet. Yeah, you got distracted. Yeah It's a nice place best quality food All right, I know what I'm gonna have So you filming right now. Yeah. All right, so this is the all you can eat Yes, let's see what we got here Yeah, why I don't want to strap that one. That's all right. Yeah, there's a I pretty much know by heart But this there's an all you can leave. There's an all you can eat It tells you what you can have but you can have a lot. I'm gonna have a lot Well, I know pretty much what I order All right, I'm gonna is the all you can eat menu. It's it's should be here Which side? Yeah, where is it? Then again, I don't have my reading glasses Yeah, well you can get pretty much all the typical ranchero style Mexican food here outstanding quality though Yeah, I am gorgeous Where's the What do you what do you like you like you like and what do you call on case of these I When I when I mentioned my first order You'll you let me know if you like the same thing. Yeah. Yeah, first they're gonna give us nachos And then they're gonna go take our order for the first first shot I Know I know I'm gonna promote it for the internet on my talk show Well, we're promoting this on the internet for my talk show I Have a big food and drink room on the internet and you know, I do talk shows mostly policy politics But this gives me a vacation from politics doing the food and craft beer Things like that. I just don't think this guy's gonna be able to keep up with me But we'll see you're not gonna make any money though with me and him though. Oh Yeah, oh Yeah, you can get buffalo hot wings you can get pork chop you can get a grilled Everything's You want you want to be on the on the worldwide web Wanted for anything. Oh, okay You can get Well, they have but I have Latin soda, you know, like tamarind and orange and What is I'm gonna go I know you're you're really there we go. I already know by heart because I've been coming here forever Yeah, I'm gonna have No, it won't be included. I'll have two two crispy beef tacos crispy and I'll have Two tamales to start That'll be my my first Um, I just ice water with lemon Oh, oh, did the tacos come carnitas? I mean the pork or the only beef It can be chicken, it can be beef, it can be chorizo or porcanitas Oh, yeah, you know what let me have carnitas the the pork on the taco On the crispy taco. I didn't I didn't know I can get the pork with that What's what's a chili? It's a It's like it's like a deep fried enchilada without great, let me get let me get three of those with beef Rice and beef and let me have a chicken fiesta salad. Where does that come with the chicken on top of salad? It's grilled chicken breasts on top. Yeah. All right. I'll have that for now All right. Thank you. All right. We got our order in James, so this is the all you can eat menu, right? Uh Yes, yes. Well, I mean there's a lot of there's a lot of famous typical Mexican foods there, you know, I mean, you know, there's only only so much On the menu now. I'm gonna rate this uh, after I'm done. Yeah, wait till you're done I'm gonna give you my rating after I'm done. The quality is impeccable All right, we'll see you'll like it looks pretty good. We'll see Anything you want to say to those googles and uh, and and dances out there on the internet Just make sure make sure make sure make sure you keep calling me Disgusting because that's what I want Because after you see what I'm done with the transformation You're gonna get on your knees. Got it. Right and you're gonna they're gonna kiss your dingleberries Exactly. All right Okay, here we go. I got two tamales beautiful tamales there the food just arrived I got two Carnitas pork tacos All right, and mr. Mario petrus has his food the beef chimichangas. He's got three beef chimichangas to start with a refried bean and With a Spanish rice, I'm gonna probably get the refried beans and rice when I order the my enchiladas But let me let me put in my second order I just want to just want to wait for him That's a chimichanga, right? Excellent. Yeah, I want to put it into second orders. All right You know what I think I'm gonna fill up pretty quick with this one Oh, that's him. There he is the king And that's your grilled chicken breast salad So, um, how many dishes you think I'm gonna be able to put away It's hard to say I I wouldn't I wouldn't mix it up. Let's see right now. He's got oh, I forgot to show people beautiful, uh Grilled chicken breast salad That they brought him. Okay, since all you can eat people and that's three chimichangas with uh Refried beans and Spanish rice. What is that puke over there? What? I don't know. No, this is tamales Tamales And two, uh, carnitas pork tacos crispy tacos Yeah, I'm gonna what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna order, uh For my next round round two I'm gonna order, um, let's see I'm gonna order, um pork quesadillas Carnitas quesadillas That's what I'm gonna have Um, yeah, okay. These are excellent chimichanga. Excellent All right All right Take care over there. How was it? How was it good? Yeah, all right. Good job Yeah, I usually when I come here I usually sit there. I never sat on this side before I usually sit there That's okay. That's all right I forgive them What do you want to order? Well, as the second round I'm gonna get, um, two, um, pork chimichangas Not chimichangas. I'm sorry. I'm gonna get, um, quesadillas Yeah All right, go All right, we're here with Mr. Madonna How you doing here at me ranch show or you can eat Mexican food. I'm gonna eat my pork crispy taco I got a couple of tamales. I just love tamales You know, I'm gonna try some of that I'm not left in so I drop some Wow, how is it? Excellent. Good? Atta boy. I love corn, you know Atta boy Yeah, I can't do it This guy over here. He's a wise guy over here in the corner over there. He's a wise guy. Yeah, I already nicknamed him the wise guys Go ahead Beautiful Beautiful absolutely outstanding Okay Here's another round of food the the great mario petrus That got him got himself three crispy carnitas pork tacos I believe and he and he has buffalo wings coming Hopefully they're coming in the very near future All right, we're still here at the me ranch show of fine Mexican cuisine main street hack and sack new jersey and I'm gonna be eating some, um chorizo quesadillas Okay chorizo quesadillas How is it? I don't know. I haven't tried it yet It's on You can see the nice red quesadilla. I mean chorizo in here spicy Spanish sausage Melted cheese Ah man, good mario. This is outstanding. I'm gonna try it. This is awesome. I'm serious Beautiful Let me try one try one Try one Try one man Outstanding Wow Outstanding Mark my word Mark my word I was you like it. All right Wait wait for his buffalo wings to come Okay, mario finally got his buffalo wings, but he needs the sauce it goes on I don't know if it's blue cheese or ranch Chicken wings. I'm still enjoying the chorizo quesadilla with hot sauce on it this time. I'm gonna give my rating right now I'm gonna give my rating. Yeah, speak up a little bit. Now I'm gonna give my ratings What you've had so far? I've had so far I don't wonder From one to ten I'm gonna give it a five five. This is a five You heard it you heard it from the great mario petros But so funny Seriously, what would you give it? Well, I've had mexican Restaurant, uh, I've been to mexican restaurants my whole life and uh, I would uh I would say, um Hey I didn't know you're gonna say what is that stop breaking my bones, okay All right It's unusual for me It's unusual for me to be this fault after only two plates I'm gonna ask this guy to put something in the food To make it expand in your stomach some kind of chemical reaction The food Ask him Can you get the sauce for this? Hey, come here, let me ask you another question Hey, you guys, you know, you're putting something in the food to make it expand into my stomach Words of wisdom I Think they're putting something in his food to make it expand he knows He's busy right now. You know the cause of some type of chemical reaction Making me full you mean when it when it hits water when it hits moisture So I don't eat too much. You know what I'm saying. Hey, don't cut me off, right? No. All right. Thank you Anything you want to say? Yeah I recently uh Recently I had someone do me do didn't be really bad. You know what I'm saying? It didn't be wrong somebody His name is Juarez speaker looks like Um, it's like a water model from spanish kid um It took him from 230 pounds To 150 pounds Within four or five months His wife I took her from 200 pounds To about 150 pounds or something Now I worked with this guy daily Started to tighten his skin Changed his whole life I was with him three four five hours a day cooking and whatnot. You're supposed to do my documentary for the weight loss But um, you know, I guess that's not gonna happen But one let me tell you somebody because I know you're gonna watch this video Because yesterday I saw you going into my instagram and stuff like that So, you know, I know you're uh, you know checking up on me Um One it didn't be wrong buddy. I'll tell you something right now. I promise you I promise you you're finished Take care What the hell what the hell did he bring me over here? I got the I got the Well, I don't see it on show What is this? Look at us. Who is that for a bird? Who is that? Who is that for a bird? Yeah, what's the first word? It's on a road Yeah, but that that's rice. No, that couldn't fill up a bird What are on the stand a rose means rice? Where the hell's the rice? That won't even fill up my cat right there. My cat would eat that whole thing. What are they giving me? Are they trying to bust your balls? I think they're breaking my balls So I'm just not into it today, man. Yeah, he's not you don't feel well Maybe it's being a barometric barometric pressure. It was supposed to get thunderstorms. I think it's a barometric pressure Be honest with you What is that? What's the barometric pressure? I have no idea, but I know it's gonna Do you know that I used to have a watch the santo watch? Do you know the santo watches? It used to tell you everything It used to tell you elevation used to tell you this compass Barometric pressure. I bet it was I bet it was tied into the atomic clock in uh in uh in colorado Yeah, it was it automatically set itself even with the daylight savings time. It was unbelievable. That's so stupid You know, you know not all not the whole country practices daylight savings time That's so dumb. You know set the clock spring ahead fall back. You know, I mean So I'm still trying to figure out what that is Our rose miracha I got to ask him when he comes here. What is that? It looks interesting Well, you you you could tell me what it is. So take vegetables and chunks of chicken over rice Popping out the cheese. There you go complex carbohydrates Complex carbs I'm having uh, I'm having pork carnitas enchiladas With uh, spanish rice and refried beans All right, enchiladas how many how many times do they fry refried beans? Okay, my real petrus is having its arroz mi rancho for the first time This is vegetables meat meat of some kind cheese Yeah, I think I got the message today, I think you got the message Mario. Yeah after today Full steam ahead with your program. I had a boy. Oh here. We got the carnitas pork enchiladas. Are we good? Excellent. Love the cheese All right Adam boy Here we have our last Morsel here at mirancho a grilled pork chop. All right now grilled pork chop We're still for the pork chop You know what I'm saying? You know, it looks like a good pork chop, but this thing couldn't even feed my lizard. You know what I'm saying? Your monitor lizard. You know what I'm saying? This couldn't even feed my lizard All right, here's mine. It smells pretty good though It smells pretty good Pork chop. Excellent. Oh, okay. So I have something to look forward to I have something to look forward to All right, let me check out mine It's very tender, man I love barbecue I love grilled anything Grilled and grilled Really good, right? Maybe we should have eaten more of this. Oh, yeah, I know why you didn't tell me to have that Low carb, high protein This in the south. Yep All right. Okay. This is it. This is a wrap on on the mirancho I'll tell you something The place is okay. Okay. It's good. It's a good place. It's a good spot Good for nothing. You know what I'm saying? No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding, but I get like an added 10. I give it a 5. Okay. All right. All right. So I'll throw them in This is great. It's good. I'll throw them in. I'll throw them in eight I'll throw them in eight But um, yeah, so I'll give them James is just a nice guy, you know what I'm saying? He's a good man. He's a good man. See me. I'm the bruiser You know, I'm the bruiser. This is the last part of my Of the oil you can eat is after dinner mint I'll try to have a before dinner Next time I make a noise over there. All right. All right