Bloom County was awesome. Dont deny it.
A bird on the bass
A tongue, what a face!
At best, the music could be described as lame
Sure we look disgusting
But whose chops are we busting
In a year, maybe two, we'll seem tame
And three years down the track
We'll be a Las Vegas lounge act
We'll be back
We'll be back, 'cus we're the Boingers
Jimmy dropped his pants
And Ozzy dines on bats
And Hendrix played guitars with his teeth
The Deadheads got their Jerry
And Mom's got her Barry
And Ronnie listens to guys like Falwell and Meese
But if you don't know by now
Bill bit the head off a cow
That's no lie
That's no lie, 'cus we're the Boingers
Was Bowie ever a fairy?
Was Debbie ever Harry?
Was Elvis ever the King? let's not be reflective
Does Barbra wish she was a goy?
Is George really a boy?
Is Filthy ever Divine? - It's all subjective
Answers to all this
Lie with their psychoanalysts
I can't relax!
I can't relax, 'cus I'm a boinger!