 I really choose to sell pussies. So what are you selling? Comedy show tickets for Comedy Central's Broadway Comedy Club. What are the leading acts today? Pat Brown from Comedy Central, Jacob Williams from Wild'n Out, and Lucas Connelly from the HBO special. I love that, I love that. Tell me, what's your favorite thing about New York? You can sell drugs any hour, 24 hours a day. You can be on the street selling drugs and you can make a sale. But instead, you choose to sell comedy. I really choose to sell pussies, but it's slow and windy. So I'm choosing comedy tonight.