 If you think Five Nights at Freddy's is scary, you should spend some time with my creepy uncle, Nick. It's not going to take Five Nights to get his message across. It'll just take one. You know, you'll... You'll, you'll figure it out after one. Anyway, let's talk about Five Nights at Freddy's. So what did I think of it? I didn't think much. I didn't think much at all. Oh, there's scary machines, scary animatronics coming to life and they're terrorizing this old place. Cool. People die, sweet. I like that. I love when people die. That's fun. But this just wasn't, this is just so middling all around. It tried to go the drama angle, but that stuff didn't really stick for me. It had fun occasionally. I would have liked that pulled in more. So we have a PG-13 affair that's neither that fun nor that disturbing. It's just this kind of mediocre mess.