 Don't feel comfortable with you watching me when I bath. It's not that unreasonable to ask you to stop. I want some privacy, please. I wanna bathe in a bath. Welcome to episode number 27 of the Marty and Michael podcast. It's fully actual. It's actually full. Look, I don't really know what to say because we can't use words. We can't use any words pretty much. All of the words that we usually use have been taken away from us and we're gonna try not to say them for a few minutes. Yeah, so we made it three minutes last time. Yeah, on some positive news, there's under age restricted videos have stopped for now. All right, and one second. Oh, it's coming. Is it just gonna be nothing? Cause he's standing up. What the fuck happened? I heard something. Did something happen then? Do I make that up in my mind? Are you broken? It's jammed. The printer is jammed. I've been saving them. I had fucking beans for breakfast, a lot of beans. And I can feel like I was needing to fart so often and I haven't purposely for like two hours. And now I need to shit. So now I can't fucking do the squirties cause there's shit there now. And if I push, I don't wanna shit again. Cause last week it was a shit. I shut on the fucking chair, man. Yeah, we cut it quite quickly. Cause we wanted to go in for too long especially. Cause we didn't want her to get deleted as well. We're trying to fucking be a little bit more adult-y. It's gonna be as we've dropped a couple F-bombs, I just realized. So we can't like, you're broken basically. No, I'm confident that something was surely. Right before we started filming, I was like clenching so hard cause there's so much air in me. So that air is not gonna seep out of anywhere else. Did anything happen then? Or did I make that? I made a sound up in my mind. I have to be careful cause I don't want to shit this green suit. No, no, you can, dude. You are more than welcome to shit in the green suit. I can shit the green suit then. Like, yeah, some good news. I'll wash it. Do not worry. We have, with the age restrictive videos have stopped for now, so that's nice. But yeah, it's still, it's an uphill battle now. So we just gotta fucking do what we can. Okay, we do it. What have we been fucking up to, mate? Well, we are out of lockdown for the time being. All right, we got a fucking cute little vlog out on the website. We're back to being able to do things. So you can watch us a half an hour fucking vlog from our week. What have we been doing? I've been getting stoned. I've been playing tennis. I've been playing sport. We've been filming again. We've been fucking with each other. Mike has been gaming a bit. Fucking, yeah. It's all bloody hands back on deck, boys. Oh, we got another fucking, this is exciting. I'll read it to you. Yeah, Matt. Red Dead Redemption. Oh, everyone, shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Surrender yourselves. I've been fucking up. Is it? No, no, no, I think we're safe. Man, it sound like when you have a, like a bottle full of air and you put it under the bath water and your air comes out in the wet. There's such a dangerous suit to be. I like it. Now it's like, you've changed a bit. It's good. I can't like do my usual method. I know it's changed up. I like it. It's different. We don't know what's going to happen. I can't extend them like I usually can. That's OK. Like that did sound cramped, like a fart that's been cramped up. I just want you guys to be happy. Yeah, dude, we're happy. That was good. Made Matt laugh, too. Um, what are we talking about again? Yeah, so yeah, yeah, yeah. We got a fucking cool email. All right. Hi, Marty. Hope you've all been well. Would you like to be free for a chat with myself and the team this Friday at 11.30? I mean, it would be great to chat through some potential opportunities and what is possible for Jack us forever. I said, fucking hell, yes, we'll be available. She said, amazing. Looking forward to jumping on a call and chatting through how we may be able to work together again. So fuck me. There's fucking more Jack us. Shit, we did good. Yeah, we did good. And hopefully now we can fucking imagine if they would just say, yeah, you can collab with fucking Steve Allen, bloody Johnny brother. That is pretty cool. This time they're going to push you on a semi trailer but down a mountain. Yeah. Yeah. You'd have to do something that would actually kill you. You almost died from the fucking A frame in the. Who knows? Surely that wouldn't have killed me. It depends. Today with your head, I reckon. I reckon you would have got hurt. I reckon you would have survived, though. Unless you got unconscious. Maybe it's the water and drown. Yeah, that's what I was worried about. Swung around fast, dude. Anyway, yeah, you'd actually have to do something that would. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. Kill you. I'll be careful. Look at me, Matt. Be careful. Look at me. Oh, for fuck's sake, man. Oh, was that you or the fart? I farted. I farted. I farted. I did a fart, man. And what were we talking about? I'm sitting in my shit. Wait. What were we just talking about? Collaboration with Jackass is possible again. Yeah, yeah. So what else is that? Oh, we got to get through the sponsors real quick, eh? Yeah, go for it. Just get it ringing out. Fucking also this podcast sponsored by fucking manscaped.com. All right. So if you need your male grooming shit, they got fucking. They got shavers. They got fucking fragrances. They got ball wipes. Just shit that you didn't even know you needed. If you need to buy some male grooming products, just go to manscape.com. Use our discount code. It's fully actual 20 at the end, fully actual 20. And then you get 20% off whatever you buy, all right? And then you'll be clean. Simple as that. And they're good fucking products. We use them. We use them a lot. We can be careful with that. You can still nick your ball bag, but it's much, much less likely with this thing than any other razor that we've ever used. What if you lube your balls up with the ball wipes? Very hard to. There you go. Little trick. And of course, this podcast is also sponsored by the University of Markle, our very own subscription website. There's like over 170 videos on there that social media has not seen. Okay, they're like weekly vlogs of our lives. We do really fucked up shit in there, especially Michael. And it's just shit that we can't post to social media. So if you want to have a look, there's a free trial, 21 days. PayPal now available. Wait a second. It's not the same! I want the same back! The green suits really fucked us here. Yeah, the green suit is stopping me from being able to project properly. Yeah, yeah. But like, hey, hit and miss. I can't wait to see the finished product. Anyway, sponsored by a subscription website. It funds everything we do. So if you want to support the podcast, go and subscribe. If you can't support us financially by doing that, that's fine. I wouldn't do it. But you can support us for free, just by giving a little thumbs up on your phone or on your desktop or wherever you like. And then pressing that red subscribe button and then also just leaving a comment, maybe. I don't know, maybe comment the word comment or the best or something. If you can't think of one, it all helps. And we like reading the comments. The comments are lovely to read. Oh, dude, there was a funny one. There have been lots of funny comments. Fuck, always forget them. Something about a girlfriend's vagina feeling like a horse's mouth. Yeah, I saw that one too. That was so funny, dude. Eating, nibbling something out of my hand. Yeah, I went to finger my girlfriend at the cinema or something. And it felt like a horse eating out of my hand or something. Yeah, like eating it. Yeah, I did see something like this. Oh, dude, very good comment. That was the comment of the week. Week. Maybe we should find comment of the week. Yeah, make us laugh. Because yeah, a few have really made us laugh. Let's fucking do that. New fucking segment right now on the fucking fly, cunt. Comment of the week. We're going to do it before we answer your questions. And you can help vote, all right? If you go down, scroll, like your questions, you want to answer, and which comment you think is the funniest? Yeah, we could do the comment by the people and the comment from us. Yeah, if they make a funny comment, we'll read it out. Sorry. All right, so fucking, there you go. And that's just how life is, right? But it has to be podcast related. Yeah, yeah. Related to that podcast episode. That's what the comment has to be. Well, it can just be a funny one-off. It can just be a random fucking. That was random what they said, like, literally that fucking comment about that. That's just what people are watching. Unbelievable. Very good. Yeah, that was some anti-university shit, dude. Really, really frustrated with you right now. We played volleyball on the weekend. Do you guys remember? Yeah, we had a big sport. So I have had, like, a broken wrist ever since. What did you do? Literally, going like that, non-stop, hitting it. Like, can you do the motion? So the people know what I'm doing. Doing that. People don't see me here. Doing that, and my whole wrist was destroyed. All, it still is sore. It's only just recovering. Really? Yeah, that's some weak wrists, man. That's shit. Yeah, I don't know what happened. I should never have said that to us, man. Like, you're less now. You understand? That's not fully actual shit, dude. Oh, damn it, dude. Like, I'm so angry at you right now. I'll show you. I'll show you. Just for that. Mike! This green fucking suit. So I can pull my cheeks apart. Should we? Yeah, fuck it. All right. All right, bear with us. Little there, brother. Straight down the middle, cunt. Yeah! You're going to hole in your undies as well? Fucking oath, cunt. Let the ballbag breathe, brother. Let the ballbag breathe, cunt. Manskat.com, Manskat.com. That should be their fucking new slogan, cunt. It might have been the time we were on a boat with Marty, and Marty had, like, this little hole near his ball sack, and he pulled up the undies, so it would tighten the hole, and it would look like a little clit was poking out. Yeah, that's right. And I'm now fishing a little vlog that we did. That was fucked. Yeah, it looks like, yeah, a very, very small hole. Like a very saggy, saggy clit. But I was able to pull my testicle. You can't see my hands. I was able to pull my testicle through the underwear, and even though the hole was so tiny. Isn't that crazy? Yeah, very good. I'll show you, man. Very good. But yeah, that's it. There's no other news to report in our lives. You guys are so mean to me. You guys are up to date. Matt, be better. Yeah, don't get hurt in volleyball. You can't say that and not expect to get bullied. It's volleyball, mate. It's volleyball. My hand hurts. It's okay. You're 34 years old. None of that. That could be the problem. You know what could be the problem? I'll fucking tell you what could be the problem. You fucking listen to me, boy. And still, even with the split, not much of improvement, but we're warming up. It's much louder. I felt better about that one. It's much louder. Much more gas. Very... You were right. You have got a low gun. I fucking told you you can't. All right. On with the on. Diering entries. Oh, yeah. Remember? It was fucking question time, but yeah. Diary entry number 134 from Michael Corrie, Brookhouse. Today, I started flirting with the 86-year-old librarian at my high school. My hand brushed against hers when I handed my book, The Puppy Who Lost His Way, back. She wears an old bra that doesn't really support her breasts. So I like to look at her breasts through her blouse because I can see the outline of her saggy breasts. Her voice sounds like Darren Lockyer from Years of Smoking, but she looks like she would look after me and suck me off well. The only two things that I look for in a woman. She's my dream woman with dream breasts. And that is true. Michael does love really old, sick fuck bitches. Oh my God. Like super old, like weathered, barely able to string a sentence together. Bitches. Close. Diary entry number 144 from Marty. Today I asked my mom for some new shoes because the shoes I have don't fit anymore because I got them when I was 11 and I'm 16 now. She said shoes are a once every 10 years thing and she handed me a roll of glad wrap. Every morning now I wrap my feet in glad wrap and then color them in with a black pen so they look like shoes. The glad wrap works except when I stand on glass or syringes. I hope I live until I'm 20. It was a pretty good day. Oh yeah. Fucking hell dude. Very good. Diary entry number 69 from Julian. James. Tennyson Woods. 4060 till I die. Good day boys. I spent the day today getting my hip hop dance perfect. I've done these mad pop locks and did that one where they do those circles with their legs. Now I can tell these mad ass rapper cunts that I can help out with backup dancing in their videos if they need. Plus chicks love it and think your hips mad at fucking if you can dance. Haha you. I'm going to show some kids how to make a shank out of frozen cum tomorrow. Stab point stab stab. Spin kick elbow to the back. Apologize. Wow. Apologize? Oh is this an out of school one? That's a different week. He's apologizing now. Fucking what? What's going on there Julian? Julian. Dick. Diary entry number 890 from Matthew Gregory Brown. I was spending my Saturday wandering around the cemetery. I enjoyed watching all the different people crying and sometimes I even got to see bodies. I was particularly interested in a lady who had a very unique crying sound. She was sobbing madly and the sound she was making heightened my senses. I walked closer to the funeral she was attending and started walking around the outskirts of the event. The more I observed this sobbing lady the more intrigued I became. I noticed that some of my mat sap had started leaking from my brown flesh tube and into my nappy. I could smell that something wasn't quite right and edged closer and closer. Unbelievably that same girl stood to deliver the eulogy. My hips expanded as if ready to receive someone's seed. Tears were streaming down her face and my tongue shot out and did circles. Then she spoke. She had some sort of accent, one I did not recognize. It stimulated my glands and I grew taller. I added 20 centimeters to my height within minutes. She continued to speak when my eyes zoomed in on her face and there I saw it. She was wearing a hearing aid. My new favorite woman was deaf. I had lusted over deaf girls before but this was different. I could see myself caring for her and there was no urge to physically attack. I walked closer and was now a part of the funeral itself only meters from my hearing impaired love. My butt cheeks solidified and my heart started crawling around my chest abusing my other organs. I was ready to launch myself at her. When her husband walked up and comforted her during the eulogy I felt sick, the only girl I'd ever loved and of course she breaks my heart. She's just like the others. I will make her hurt like she hurt me. I retreated back into the surrounding bush not taking my eyes off the deaf slut for a second. She would be easy to stalk for she cannot hear me approaching but for now I wait, bounding backwards through the bushes following clues to find her home. The only girl I've ever loved he's just met her at a funeral. He hasn't even spoken to her. What does a deaf girl crying sound like? Is that different to like a normal girl crying? I'm not answering anything. Why don't we have a go? I'm out on this one. Okay so we had to cut out my deaf impression but it was pretty good. It was pretty good. Pretty fucking spot on. And genuinely curious like how they can all have the same accent. I don't know. As you think it'd be like if you haven't been able to hear your entire life you would interpret sounds differently, you would sound different, individual by case by case. Yeah it's a fucking... It's a bit of a head fuck isn't it? It's a tricky situation. It's for Germany. Yeah Germany, yep that's a country for sure. That's a good point Markle. Germany is, yeah, so true. I didn't think about it like that. Is there different accents in Germany? Yep, yeah. There's western and there's east. I thought there's different Australian accents. I think we've spoken to that before. But deaf? Is there really different Australian accents? There is like the ochre. Trust me. You can go bush fucking east. Literally we got Brisbane accents. You can go to the Gold Coast and it's like it's different. Really? Yeah. I think the more rural you get the more, yeah, the more different it is. If you're in the country... But deaf people? City? Fucking bush? It's just a curious thing. It's a curious... If you know, comment and let us know. Marty would like to know. Yeah. You've met Aaron. I'm scientific. It's just a scientific... From Dara's The Wild one, the podcast. He's got a Gold Coast surfer accent. Yeah. It's just a bit different. So there you go. Fucking accent, eh? Anyway, we got fucking jam-packed show. Holy shit. We got questions. We got German shit. Jam-packed show. We got fucking... What else we got, man? We got some secrets. We got a couple of secrets. You guys are in for a real fucking bitch treat. Hopefully some parts. Arnold Fein. Arnold Fein returns for the prank haul. Woo! All right, let's fucking... Let's get into this next segment which has been renamed... And this is a segment where we just answer your questions. And if you want us to answer your questions, just comment in the fucking bloody microphone for the actual YouTube channel. And the most liked questions we will try and answer. All right? So have a scroll through and just pick which one's your answer. On with the show, my little brown. Cut that corner. Yeah, cut all that corner. Sorry, I'll just be one sec. Fucking hell, man. Here we go again. Like, this is the third time this evening that you've dropped the ball. Your first heuristic sore from volleyball. And now, and now what? You want a few seconds while we're filming? Have you got a fight? No, Michael. I don't have a fight every time I move, okay? I can see him watching me in his peripheral and every fucking time I move my arm, he starts turning like a fucking, like he's a fucking dog who's obsessed with the tennis ball. And I've got the tennis ball. Who are the tennis ball? Um, all right. First question. His fucking wig is one of the fucking most fucked up. Fucking throat's already lined with fucking long black hairs. Yeah, it's funny, but it's really fucked up. Yeah, it's funny. That's better. Um, all right. Top question. Looks like I went to Brodrick Morse. Yes, Brodo. Brodo. Um, question for Michael. Do you get angry that Marty cheats so often in all your competitions? Oh, I do. But then I get over it. I've got, I'm pretty relaxed all in all. Like once something's happened and it's over, like, well, if I get away with it, it is pretty funny, you know, and like, I guess it is cheating, right? But I like to try and think outside the box and find things that we haven't discussed yet. So it's not like obvious cheating. It's just a different skill. I'm thinking about the same issue in a different way. And it gets me results. I'm cheating. I'm cheating. When you do it, can you move your fingers away? So it looks like it's just, yeah, that's it. All right. Next question is from Brady, a strab, strab. Um, can we see a question and Matt series similar to the Tim and Calvin one? Matt stands no chance as I believe the question has evolved in recent years. So Tim and Calvin is characters that are on our website only. It's a saga that we made. It's like a three part episode series. Um, yes. Would you do it? I don't know. I mean, we're not really good in the same room. Well, um, it's funny that you bring quest and art because, um, you know, he gave me his contact details last week. Yeah. I messaged him. Next week is it? Well, which we'd say we check with you first. But, um, oh yeah, of course. You can't have, if you're going to, it's your idea to bring him on. Yeah. He knows how to do fucking podcast shit too. He could set it all up. Well, I can set it up and then. I'll set it up, but I can't be in the same room. Yeah. Well, that's what I said. Don't tell him I'm here. I'll just have to go. No, no. I've already said it because he asked if you were going to be there. And I said, there's no fucking way. He'll see you. We'll have to like do something like spray some stuff in the air because he'll sniff me out. Pretty quick. He can just hide in my bed. No, no, no. Matt, you're not, you're not going to be here. You fucking. Yeah. Set it up. Drive home. Drive home and leave because I don't want any problems. All right. I don't want it. If there's a scuffle or you break the set, come on. You know what I mean? But next week. You don't know how it's going to go. It could be either like violence or fucked up sex. Yeah. But I haven't seen him in like six years. Well, do you reckon he'd still be trying to fuck you? I don't know. He's gone weird and like very weird in the last. Surely he would try and fuck that sweet brown round of yours. Split it in the middle. All right. So is that, is that a definite he's coming on? Yeah. I said, I said we check this fucking guy. I said that we check with you. You look like David winter with long hair. Oh yeah, you do. David winter. Oh fuck. But yeah, he said he's available to come on next week. If it's all right with you. So for next week, do you just want to. Well, I'm all about making this the best. So if you guys think it's going to make this the best, we'll leave it. We'll leave it to you guys. Do you guys want to see question on the show next week for an interview? Comment question. Yes for yes or question. No, if you just want that here. Okay. But you know, it's it'll just be for one episode and you know, whatever he says, you can review the footage. We won't post it. Yeah. All the following episode. I'll reply. Okay. This could be cool. A little podcast conversation here between Matt and his sick twisted twin brother question. The best. All right. Next question is from Anna Johnson. And I like her question. Question is for Michael. Michael, what do you spend your money on other than Uber Eats and arcade games? Your house looks like you bought it from a 90 year old woman who died. So you got a dirt cheap. And you got to keep all the stuff. Including a shower curtain. Fuck. Okay. That is so true. Look at the lights. So old school. Hey, you can't even touch the lights. You get electrocuted. Grab them. Yeah. I don't know. What the fuck do I buy? What do you spend your money on? Fucking food. Oh yeah. But that's what she said. Other than food. Food. Weeding games. Sports. Shit. And just entertainment. Skateboard. Yeah. I'm buying a new skateboard as well. Clothes. Just like, imagine a teenage boy. Yeah. But he's 30. One. Yeah. It's true. You go shopping on Thursday nights. Yeah. Yeah. Late night shopping. Late night shopping. Go to the food court with the girls and the boys. I don't know. Yeah. Literally. The last thing I bought that was like a toy was a toy. It's like a teenage fucking boy. What the fuck? It doesn't look enough. I'm a fucking teenage boy in a 31 year old man. I'm looking around to try and help you and give you some support of something you've bought, but you're not helping. Well, what does anyone spend? I'm trying to think now what I spend money on. What do you really need? I don't know. Like if I could, I'd go travel and I can't travel. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. Yeah. We just recently spent a bit of money on New Zealand. Yeah. Which you didn't get to go to, which is such a shame. So like, yeah, I'd probably be spending it on traveling. What do you spend your money on? I think at the moment. Yeah. Sometimes plants. Got a few plants in my place. And also have a little thing with basketball cards at the moment, which is so nerdy, but it's true. Yeah. That's right. And now I've got a bit of debt. So I'm going to go to New Zealand. That's right. And now I've got a bit of debt. So I've been paying that off over the years. Yeah, fuck. I think I just spend my money on like, on probably the most going out and eating. Yeah. Me and Mon just love to fucking eat delicious food now. And I've never had money before. So it's just like, it's so cool to just go and try. Yeah. Try as much as you want. You love your fancy restaurants? Yeah. You guys go and have some fun times. Yeah. We're fucking, fucking live in the dream. And do you know why? Because the seafoods were the best. Best. Because of seafood. You both like seafood? Next one is from David. Oh, fuck me with these names. David Winter. Bisoner. Bisoner. Bisoner. Bilsner. David Bisoner. I'm going with that. Shut the fuck up, Bisoner. No. It's not bad. It's not bad, man. That is fucking, there he's back. Whoa. He's back. It wasn't the longest, but it was quite long and it had variation. Oh, you know what? I've just realized something. Good boy. Good boy, dude. I've just realized. We don't have to blur anything with this one. Yeah. Unless you can, because there's a hole in it. Yeah. You can't see it. Sidewards. Connor, if you can see anything, please, please fucking blur it. So there's my ball bags hanging out of a massive hole in me and these. It could just be fucking asshole balls fart all in one. And I'm not sure. I'm not sure myself a steam can take another blow. I like the way he said blow then. Very good. That's loving it. That's pissing, pissing, pissing. Oh, next question. David. What is, what is question sent? I feel like it is a mixture of fish heads, moth balls and clothes. Well, you're the only one who would be able to answer that man. I haven't met him. Hawk? That's just a meaty smell. Off meaty smell. Oh, yuck. Hopefully he's like, don't hate him when he arrives next week. Yeah, like, imagine if we bashed him. Yeah. Or we all fucked. Or we fucked him. And then he replaced Matt. Dude, he's strong. He never turned into us to unquestion. We were always destined for question. Question is the best. Next question. Next question. It's from Swampbox 69. That is not a nice name. Swampbox. I actually cut that. I saw, can we just quickly comment on this. Someone has made a YouTube account called My Little Brown. Yeah. My Little Brown, I'm pretty sure. And he even his pictures like something about Little Brown. That deserves a cat on the back. Let's give that a cat on the back. One more question from that account. A cat on the back. Oh. That's how Michael farts. Question will be naked. Imagine if you, I can see you on question like, I'm actually, that's exactly what I've been thinking about. Like, I haven't had sex in a while. Fuck it. He could be dominating, man. Just be careful. Well, I'm lucky we got the only fans going. Oh, should we have an update on that? Oh, fucking hell. Let's have a look at it. Sorry to interrupt the questions. Oh, sorry. I mean questions. We're going to give you a quick only fans update. We've changed the pictures from us three because you need it. We all needed to like write in and giving consent for those pictures to be used since we were all in them. So we changed it to the logos. And we're about to see if we've been verified or not. All right. Let's cross our fingers. Are your fingers crossed, Matt? There we go. The cross now should represent. Stop. Everyone stop. Okay. Fuck. Oh, no. This one feels like it's going to hurt. I don't want it to hurt, man. I'm scared. It's kind of meaty. Oh, that one was so like. Slow and damp. It was a damp slow romantic dance. So, um, yeah, we're on the only fans is fucking getting there. Anyway, on with the fucking questions. Sorry about that fight. Next question is from Matt Sheehan, who I was think is the person who gave us our current sign for the peer box. Um, he was asking, can you let us explain the full rules of Tucker so we can make a USA team? We gave a short description quickly on someone who's asked a question for in a previous podcast. Maybe we should make it just mix the sports tennis soccer and volleyball together. Basically mix the sports soccer and volleyball and play it on a tennis court. Yeah. With tennis scoring rules and the lines as well. Yes. It's the court. You use the court of tennis and you just mix volleyball and soccer together. That's where it is. Sorry. And this is what I am never going to get through. Gaps in your gut. There's so much gas in my gut. Gaps in gas. Dude, that was so anticlimactic. That is who I am. Oh, like a pyramid. Thick foundation gets up to a soft point. Yeah. The point was like. Next question is from Flake Norfie. Next question is from Dan Jones. If you were girls for a day, what would you guys do? What would your day consist of? Well, I think the obvious. I'd go on breastfeed as many fucking babies as I could. I'd try and get six at once and smush the little fucking soft little fucking skulls together, get all six mouths around my areola cunt and fucking get him in there and feed the cunts. And with my other hand, squeeze the base of my tits so it squirts out hard. Well, yeah, like it would feel good to be knowing that you're feeding the young. That's what women get to feel. But I probably wouldn't do that. I just like, I grab myself heaps. Would you get fucked by a dude to see what it feels like? Yeah. No. You could answer that far too quickly. Like three at the same time. Yeah. Like, oh, like you could probably imagine going to yourself. Yeah. Whoever's in your body and getting yourself to fuck you. No, that's an option. That would be willing to consider. Yeah. Depends on what type of women's body you're in as well. I'd like, it'd be so funny for social experiments. Rip a breast off. Yeah. Rip a breast off. It's not your body. Doesn't matter. You have touched on something there with the baby part. Real news. Do you guys hear that a magpie killed a baby in Brisbane? Bullshit. No lie. Pecked its eyes? I believe. I can get it up. Sorry. I believe. I'm already up. Called the baby it. That's terrible. He or she's eyes. Wait. So the magpie just would have just repeatedly packed its head. The soft part of its skull. It would have been like a pin going into a pin cushion. Dead. I wish that he can't see his finger. He's doing a very good description. Sorry. I've read more into it. So basically a magpie swooped and hit the mother and she fell and the baby was killed. Oh, what? That she was holding the baby and she smushed it in her own mom's arms. That is someone lucky. There you go. That's terrible. That's a murderous gun. That's fucking manslaughter. How crazy is that? Magpies. We've done videos with magpies and they're fucking scary, man. And it's nearly, it's coming up to magpie season. She's already getting swooped. Which means another video is on the way. They're early. They're fucking early. Maybe we should redo that. Like simulate it. I'll be in your arms and we'll see. Well, you can be the baby and we'll discuss which way to fall if you're getting swooped by birds so to not crush your baby to death. So it's science and help. Yeah. Science and help. Next question is from Jesper. What was said after Marty shat on the loudspeaker? You guys talked a lot about censoring the videos, but what was said after you shat? After I went and had a brief shower, we discussed how this would affect our current issues with the age restrictions. I was also quite ashamed and embarrassed. What had happened? So we asked Conran to clean it up a bit and he cut a lot of teasing. Look, there was some insults getting thrown around. I don't want to repeat them, but my feelings will quite hurt. Since it was Julien here, I understand. He was just not letting it go. Yeah. So, you know, it's, it wasn't good. It wasn't good. Two little droplets of shit were on the chair. And yeah, it was like it was one of my worst fears had come true. Well, it's the second time it's happened. The first time it was on me. Yeah. So like, I guess we would have kept it if it was on me. But that's the third time that there's been shit on. And that's probably why we're getting anxious. Yeah, we're trying to cut it down. We show the, a shat, but then just move on quickly. We're trying. Next question is from James Kirkpatrick. Would you guys ever go into a shark cage and go shark diving? Fucking over. I would be so scared. Well, let's all, yeah, let's organize it. Book it in tomorrow. I'm in. Oh, and if we want to, if we're ever in Darwin, we should go do the same thing with Crocodiles. King. Dressed as crocodiles. Yeah. So we might not even need the cage. Or chicken, either way. Yeah. So we, yes, we would definitely get in with sharks. Yeah. I would fucking be so scared. Yeah. I'd be, I'd be like pushing my breasts against the cage. I'd be so sexually nervous. Put your dick in between the poles. Yeah, pushing my body right against it, squishing into the cage. Next question is from Matthew Knowles. You can't see him moving his hands. We need to fucking cut the hands. I saw what I was thinking. I saw, I said, if you had the hands out. What about just the fingers? I reckon it'd be like Mario or some shit with the whole hands. All right. All right, give him a wave. Oh, look, magic of the editing. All right. Next question is from Matthew Knowles. Who is the coolest person you've ever collaborated with? There's cool in some ways and there's cool in other ways. But you want to do it, man. Well, excluding the Australian audience, like, sorry, the Australian dudes, because it would have been cool to work with the Zach arse. Yeah. We'd talked to him and met him and had a fucking fun little night together. Yeah. But, um, yeah, we were trying to tear up filming and it just didn't happen in the short time that we were there. We've, I guess... I forget who we have collaborated with. We've collaborated with Corey Funk in a way. Oh, yeah. And what about... He slept over at our house. The Nitro Circus Boys. They were pretty cool. Fucking... The... Oh, and Chad Tepper. What about from our sports series? There were some legends in that. Yeah, Anthony Mundine. Yeah. Fucking... Who else? Fucking, of course, Pre-Chard from Dirty Sanchez. That was pretty cool. Fuck me, we can't... We're fucking Hamish and Annie. We're basically Roger Federer. We're basically clubbed with them because Annie sent us that text message. That's a club. Collab Fucking this is gonna be this whole podcast. It's just They're getting bad Damn sound very damp Sorry about that next question is from Brian Childers This is so fucking So much gas all we do is fart Brian asked Michael if you were to go to prison, how long do you think it would take before you become someone's prison bitch? Not long fuck if you went in with me, it would be immediate I Don't know I claim him as I think Australian prisons are pretty chill, right? No, it's not what Jillian Like I've heard the worst fucking stories in Australian prison. I couldn't imagine what other places are like Yeah, fuck. I don't know we'd see what happens. Hey, it might happen Yeah, I reckon um, I'd make him my own and Become really protective and jealous over Michael and not let anyone get too close I wouldn't behave like a human being after a while. It would just be sort of sounds and movements I wouldn't speak to anyone. I just Keep Michael behind me at all times Like trying to cover me so no one can even look at me Yeah, we go to fucking breakfast and it's you just at the table like I'd be a meter taller And my arms would be a meter longer But I'd be the same weight All right, fuck we go have we got has this been going forever. We need a lot of there's a lot of fucker either Yeah, boring bits Connor Yeah, just cut the dead time but all these movies great hilarious little jokes in between that we that just sprouts out Leave them in because this is great. It's such good improv and leave us explaining that in as well I Need to Michael is right. We need to get a flurry on how long we've been going for my oh We've just hit an hour in time, but in overallness. There's a lot of cutting So we're probably in theory probably like 40 minutes. Okay 45 Yeah, that's a lot of time for questions and talk we call it now remember questions and talk I know don't we call it secrets and crime? No, no the questions because we talk and yeah, that's true. Okay, so talking questions and secret and crime They're all combined now. Yeah, everything is one. Oh By the way, do you guys want some mom? You look so fucked in that green suit? I'll tell you what I feel good Wave a hand in there. No the other one. Oh Man, I've got the giggles a bit now. All right. Do you want some secrets or what? Tell you what I'll tell you what that reminds me of a story. I Don't know why I thought of this story I thought of a last night lying about and I was like, oh, it's pretty funny. I know we can cut it if yous want I don't know. We'll see what happens. All right. Okay It's just a story. I don't think you guys have heard yet either. Okay, I'm excited. So it was high school I was fucking Wag in school, right? Tuomba right before I moved to Brisbane and I very rarely did this. I just fucking way I was like Henry. No little Michael. No all alone. Okay, and And We were selling the hat or not selling we're renting the house out at the time So real estate people I know we we owned it It was a shitty little house and we're selling it to move to Brisbane and that day so real estate people were constantly bringing people over and You know that day I fucking heard the real estate guy pull up and he's obviously expecting me to be at fucking school And if he sees me at home, he's gonna tell mom and I'm gonna get fucking shit being mad me by a massive German woman So I fucking turn the TV off legged and hit under one of the bedroom beds And he fucking unlocks the door walk is walking around the house giving these people a tour and I'm fucking lying under the bed Dude that this is like Investigator movies. Yeah, dude I was shitting myself because I was like if I get caught like mum's gonna find out and how fucking embarrassing What am I gonna say to these people? Yeah, these fucking 16-year-old So much worse and then they fucking walk around us even see the feet coming to the room and walk back out And then they left and boom problem solved. I never got caught Wish you got caught Can't wait to tell your mom that story. Yeah, I was thinking that as I remembered that I can't wait to tell mom this Yeah, wow Wag by yourself. Yeah, it was a lot is a last-minute. Yeah, I used to do it too used to go to the beach I'm slapped point. I didn't say wag with your friends, right? No, cuz everyone's in different classes and you can't get away And yeah, I didn't slap hardly ever wagged Just saying fucking I was a tennis kid. No All right next. Oh, sorry. So some secrets, right? So segment's been renamed or still stay Up to you. That's been renamed or not. You want to give me the name of it? You're gonna show me a piece of paper with the name you've written on it secrets secrets All right, it's been a segment soon and you show the secrets secrets. I got a couple What ones do you have the same as one my very fast? I'll read them first. Okay All right, first secret is I fucked my boss's wife in the office She squirted she waits it was read the end of that sentence again I fucked my boss's wife in the office of the restaurant. I run. She squirted Okay She pissed Okay, and the last one is I used to sneak into my stepsisters room and dig through her dirty laundry Until I find a pair of panties then I'd take them off to my room and beat my meat while savouring the fragrance That's it's literally similar to your fucking diet. No, I don't do that There you go, and yes I know I know for a fact for a fucked All right, the secret is from That's with a B this name it does oh When I was younger Myself and my friends had an idea to shit on some on some toilet paper and smear it on the next door neighbor's door handle When they weren't home obviously because they were kind of See bombs, I won't swear because they were kind of cunts to keep your ball They're the type of people that would keep your ball if it went over the fence So to get out them they would they're gonna shit on some toilet paper and smear it on the door over there smart Little did we know when they arrived home their six-year-old son was the one to open the door. Oh That is good So when they got home all I remember all I remember is him screaming. Oh, I got poo on me Yeah, that's it Michael you used to do that smear shit on things. Yeah, there was one car in the neighborhood Who was that? I don't know. I didn't even like Dislike him it was just you have to go to the same car each time So that someone thinks that someone hates them has a hat for them. Yeah, we used to like piss on the Egging you don't throw eggs at just a house you find houses with the windows open We would just like ten eggs everyone go one two three they just all go in one window of a house It's so shocking to see You just try to watch TV All these eggs just smashed like a fucking machine gun right next or they hit your wife And then she cheats on you All right, the next one's a bit disgusting what we're gonna do it It is also from somebody who starts with a B The bees the bees All right So I jerk off and I have a come rag Is this you Matt? No, it's not me. Okay. You're reading the reading the secret. I jerk off and I have a come rag and It's smelt really bad after a while It was covered in jizz and one night. I was at my mate's house For a few nights and when I came back I walked in and mum said she had cleaned my room I Ran into my room and took a look around and I realized she had taken the come rag out of my room She hadn't said anything about that come rag and it was about five months old. Oh my god That is fucking fucked imagine knowing that your mom has seen that. Oh, is she Like did she wash it? She's obviously picked it up cleaned it. He couldn't find it in his room So she's cleaned it. Yeah, and it was about a five months old I would have made something about mom. Have you seen my arts and crafts tell I use Use a glue I use it to smear up all the glue that I use when I'm making my paper machetes And then turn around and point to 15 paper machetes. Yeah, I would have got straight to work I just made a mess I Got to admit I think there was one point when I was like 16 or 17 there was a towel And it was only like two weeks and it was fucked. Could you imagine five months? I would just use like toilet paper and shit not the same rag over and over Oh, he's just let it go all over me and then I run to the shower Just in your foreskin, and then it just evaporates. I don't know. Oh Mummy and daddy took mine Oh All right, is that a secret very very good secrets everyone do we have any secrets? Yeah, send the secrets in I really love them. That was good I'm doing clear and well spoken and they will make it and just to be clear You can the secret the crimes are the secret as well Like if you know if you've got a crime if you've done a crime if you want to send in a crime that you've committed I know knows about we promise you swear to go will fucking won't say word no one and We can talk about in this segment. It's whoever's having a great time. Yeah, that's good job. Very good little cat on the back I'm moving right along to the next segment and whoa, it's been renamed And there's a segment where we open the things you guys have sent us on the PO box Ah present time Yeah, well, let's open up Julian's letter because it's not for us Five good in each all right. So this is a letter we got sent says Julian on on it, but I just want to have a read That's all right with you guys Dear Julian, I will send you a gift but first tell Marty or Michael to read my message from the Instagram account Please do not mention my insta name out of I first must see that The letter has gotten to you on the podcast and to see if Marty or Michael have seen my message on Instagram Then you will get gift. Thanks. Love you out from Andrew Pierce I sent the message to their Marty and Michael Instagram account and I'm asking you to do these because they have not been opening letters and You don't get stuff from fans that much. So do what I ask and you get a prize I told you It's the same dude that does the codes because it's the same handwriting And since he's dude, I've okay, I've got you so I've got what's his name. Oh So disappointing I've got your codes dude, but I just haven't got around to open doing one I swear I did one the other and we do read the letters We do read we just don't read them all out. I haven't opened them yet because yeah, we sort of want to have Like not gremlins, but other toys before codes. Yeah, like but yeah, let's see what the message was on Instagram quickly All right, so Michael's looking at this dude's Instagram handle Let's see what he de-ammed us and this by the way ensures the Julian will not get a prize from them because we've just Ruined it like so to summarize basically he said that he's loves a podcast He loves watching our pranks, but he would like it if we started a separate channel Well, all we do is open the PO box stuff because he finds that the most interesting if people agree with him We will extend this segment. So if you want the PO Unboxing segment to to be longer and we open more shit and we're like read the letters You fucking say the word and we'll fucking do it But but but the reason now just let me be clear Michael's in a let me be a war Let me be clear here. The reason why he wants the fucking packages is because he wants me to be sitting here doing all these codes He wants to call you just want me to be doing the code He just wants Michael doing code because like he wants me to go through the code That's why he'd have a whole separate video of just the unpacking shit That's what's going on. Oh my god. That's fucking a little out of a new channel Codes probably shouldn't have read that it's Jillian's letter, but oh, I'm glad we figured all that out Anyway, moving along. Yeah, let us know if you want the PO unboxing segment to be longer. All right, this is a little package from easily distracted clothing in Glen Glen Elgin Adelaide fucking here we go. He's sent few stickers wasn't Glen Eagle was it? Yeah, that's the one So he sent some stickers the last style band are easily distracted clothing Savor horse rider bush boy Fucking kill in the streets coin in the sheets real men drink cruises not here to fuck spice So he sent some cool little bloody stickers and this letter. Hey legends keep killing it. Your podcast is absolutely lit Hopefully one day when I grow my brand I will one day be able to sponsor you guys keep up the great work you weird fuckers PS that freaky fuck from the Diary entries is too busy playing with his little brown to subscribe to the university. It's disgraceful He should chop his hands off. Hope you have this. Hope you like the stickers legends from Jackson easily distracted clothing Thank you very much Thank you for the stickers dude, and yeah fucking Not many fucking business is willing to sponsor the the old podcast so fucking There you go, brother Last little package and this is from crossy ink productions crossy ink productions Yes, it's quite a large package. Oh, I see people there's people in here No, it's my mistake. There are no people in here So All right. Yes gift. All right real toy. All right. We have a what do you call these badges a button a button Badges button same thing. Yeah, so one of these wait. This is crossy ink productions smelling too good to be and We have a little box that says fuck a duck in it features one It looks like it's been Looks like it's been played with yeah, it does smell quite nice, isn't it? What? Oh My god, is that cash and a used fucking condom. I knew something was up. It's not real cash Oh Man, oh the cash is so you grab at it quickly. Oh you put a fucking condom in the duck and I've sent it to my fingers Yeah, yeah, I probably shouldn't oh He's fucked the duck he's fucked He's put the fuck a duck back in its package and then the condom That's like 50 loads in there I do that's pretty cool idea to fuck the duck Send the cum and then send the duck as well see if you can read around because he sent a letter as well I'm assuming it's a he I don't think any girl would ever be fucked enough to do this. Hey Michael and Marty I'm a huge fan of the show and I tune in every week to engorge myself with the nastiness of your show Therefore I had to show you my excitement in the form of a letter and a little bit of daddy's love lotion That both of you sexy beast must rub on their skin or else you get the panty hose from the bin Michael the duck is for you too. I get to fuck the duck To Netflix and chill her name is quacky You can put your fleshlight in it now and then you're fucking you got a person Marty this one is for you fucking hell the condom is rolling around a lot Oh, it's in German Great, I'm still yeah, I don't want to touch that fucking condom Okay, I'll do my best to read this my German is not the best member I was three years old when I left so no laughing And my name's the summer sportsy go slumper. I should gear. I should give it to you by the my Gashutster enter. I don't know Yuck Excuse me cut that corner Maybe shorten it But we maybe cut it. I don't know but leave this abuse in Oh, is that right Matt some easy ones. All right, give me a little sniffle All right, we have two more packages. Matt. Can you? Take this condom with That letter and we'll just sit that over there Yeah, don't put in the bin because I actually do keep everything. You are definitely fucking that dark Fuck a duck. Hey, fuck a fucking duck Yeah, that's out the front on the porch keep it on the porch What the fuck is this? I don't even Is slimy. It's a brown slimy Something in a little plastic bag. It's like fake poo. I reckon Yeah, because this these packages we always get sent. Oh yuck. I don't like it. No. No, keep it because look you want some gum No, I don't want any of that gum last piece. Oh that looks like come on. We got to do it for him No, I did it last time you do it Matt's your turn Electricity. Oh, I can't I can't no electricity. Yeah, it's sour I don't like it. I yeah, I did it last time. It's the sickest feeling dude No Yeah, I'm so over it Oh, I didn't work. Oh, fuck it. Fuck a duck. Oh, fuck a duck everyone. I think Oh I think it's broken. Oh Oh the bug comes out So it's not a an electricity one. It's a little bug scare No, it's great to see. All right, that is the po unboxing. Thank you everyone for sending your lovely gifts in Matt, can you read out the po box? I forget it every day It is po box 256 Tagan 4018 Queensland Australia send us some weird shit Send you shit, man. We open everything live on the podcast. We got a little poo here We got human remains all over the table. Fuck a duck a fucking condom full of jizz this week Man that po box is genuinely you never know what you're gonna get and that's thanks to you guys So give yourselves a little cat on the back if you're sitting at home having a pipe It's very fully actual very fully actual keep it up All right, I'm fucking I'm fucking like Like let's let's move on. No, I reckon we've been going for about six days. Yeah, I'm I don't even feel like Yeah, you're a little german spill. We gotta fill some tiktoks All right, everyone. It's time for the prank call and for this week's prank call I'm gonna call the taxi dermis the people who stuff animals and I'm gonna ask if they can stuff my wife My dead wife as Arnold fucking fine She's sick Hello, Lauren speaking. Hello, Lauren. My name Arnold fine. Is this the taxi dermi? Yeah, how can I help? Yes. So, um, I have a few inquire I uh first know what what do you put in the in the animal to make them steefer Um, it depends what it is. Look, I specialize pretty much primarily in birds these days Um, so what are you actually after? So it's a strange request. I have large pig I have large pig been in the family maybe 10 12 year And the the pig the brown full children to grow up with like a family it sleep inside and the the pig Is a little sick, uh, and getting old old very quickly So at one peak and also very, uh, strange request here, I know and um I uh your first person I call okay, so I don't know rule and rules about it to that But my wife my wife is sick She's been sick for maybe 10 year now. So, uh, it's a no shock. It's a no shock that she dies soon. Okay And the kids they they said they don't want to never see My wife anymore. So, uh, I think I call I ask and I have money to pay Would you consider taxidermy on my wife and my my pig? No, I think that's actually interfering with the corpse. I think it's illegal What if because I I I ask the funeral Man, I say he asked me or you want cremate. You want berry. I say no I call a taxidermy. He loved too But I Would like to have my wife in her seat Looking out at the window there and when the kids come home. I don't know. I don't know. I can't I only deal with fur and feathers Can you not to put same same stuff on you put in bird put in my wife If if I check with the law after a funeral Even if you did it's not my area. I couldn't do that. I could not do that job for you You know how to do the taxidermy. Yes. I uh, you provide the service I give you the money And uh, no, no, no, I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do it. Why uh, why not? I I I pay you very uh, whatever you want to charge it mean a lot to me and my Children to have my wife. She's been sick so long. She always in bed So we'd like to have her stuffed and propped up in the lounge room looking out at the window No, no, I'm Look my wife been sick for 10 year. Okay. She's sick for 10 year We have talked about it. My wife my wife have no problem With it. Uh, she does not want cremated she don't want it and my kids say they say papa Uh, uh, mommy dies. We never see her anymore. And uh, I think well, what if I? Preserve her somehow and put her in her favorite lounge room chair and just have her in the house, huh? Yeah, look, I don't know how well human skin tans. I don't know. I don't know I'm not your girl. Um Considering I work on like small birds Look, uh, what is little parrots and stuff. So it's not my What you normally what you normally charge for little bird little fluffy bird. What you normally charge Hey, look anyway, look, I've I've actually got to go and pick up my daughter. My wife is sick I need you to stuff my wife Okay, I'll give you $20,000. I'll give you $20,000 $10,000 now 10,000 after you fill her with the stuff My wife is sick screaming in the bedroom at night. I want her memory safe I want her put in lounge room And the kids come home in the 10 20 year and can touch their mama's face and say Hello mama. It's good to see you You understand it's a it's a strange thing. I know I know okay. We have a peak. We have a peak. Okay We have a pet peak and sick wife talking to sasha baron cohen right and a sick wife Sasha better who? Look, uh, look, I give you $20,000. I know strange request. Yeah, look I would actually go to someone that that deals in that sort of uh I'll google I'll google. Where can I stuff my wife? But nothing nothing comes up only, uh, taxidermy Go google and go taxidermy near me and pick the next one on your list Yeah, it's not something that you you sell the stuff that you put in the bird. Do you sell it? Uh, no, I don't would what if I pay you to show me how to stuff my wife I don't know how to stuff your wife Same thing with bird bird human same thing the bird walk on two leg the human work on two leg feather skin same thing Yeah, look, they're not look seriously. I've got a gun. I I have to end this call now because I have to You are you my kids kids will be so devastated I hear there's plenty of other taxes That's around I suggest calling another one. Look, uh, you taxidermist the other one said that same thing I begging you, please stuff my sick wife and put her in the lounge room for me under my kids Or what about my pig? I don't do pigs either pigs are awful to work on you only do a bird a bird Saw a stupid little animal. Why you stuff a bird just put a flick him in the bin or something Birdie don't need to stuff and put up no one remember bird Bird just a flying fluff ball and only leave maybe six seven year Put a pig or a human you make a good business, huh? Maybe sit down think about it and taxidermy wives Now you sit down think about taxidermy wife or uh, I bring I bring her in tomorrow I'm a training. Look, how about you check into the legalities of that? Okay. Yeah, I Okay, I call the police Okay, well, how about I bring my wife to your business and you can measure her see what her skin feel like and And then we can see that I I bring her around. Okay. I bring her around You available tomorrow, maybe 10 a.m. She wake up maybe 9 9 30. I give her some coffee I bring her around. Yeah, I decide I bring her around I'm coming over tomorrow morning. Yes. I'm coming over with my sick wife My wife sick. All right. Well, look, I'll see you then. Hey, who is this? Who is this? Look, I gotta go. Bye. I love you She sounded so chill. I like her. I love it every now that she gets serious and then she giggle Dude that fucking bird story fit. Oh That was the best online. Who the fuck would get a bird stuff, man? You're fucking on a bird. That's all right, but don't get it stuffed Stuff stuff. It's already stuffed on the outside. Yeah, dude, like I agree I reckon do you reckon humans should be able to be taxidermied? Be cool. Imagine having your whole generation in a room I'm glad you guys said it because years ago When photography was first coming around they would actually photograph dead relatives in photos. Yeah photos. They always look so stunned. Yeah, I've seen that in a lot of the time Maybe the others they talk about. See so it should be you should be able to do it. Yeah, it's legal then If one of our viewers surely there's a hole in the market there start a business It's because like if you can get your you can get your fucking sick wife burnt Her corpse burnt to ashes or you can fucking dig a hole and smoosh you into the ground Yeah, it's a way to do it. Surely you should be able to stuff her with some shit and then fucking proper up in your lounge room Can't think about it. It's so fucked up. You're burning someone or burying someone. Why don't just keep them? Matt? Matt Stuff them and keep them that makes sense. I'm on your side. Think about it this way I've just thought of something to If your wife dies you stuff her keep her. She's preserved. She's not rotting Can I um you could still I know what you're good. I know you're gonna say you could still fuck her That's illegal though, man. That's your necrophilia coming back out, man Yeah, it's not it's not consent if they're dead, man Something to think about that's so true. If any of our viewers are interested in starting a business Look into it. There you go. It started as a prank call and bang now. We've given you guys a business idea Fuck that's some university stuff brought onto the podcast and that is why this podcast is just so like it's just there one minute Then it's over here Branching out and changing the world in this strange strange pattern that I've never seen before I've never seen this before age restricted Like we age restricted here a good video here a prank call there Michael's necrophilia next minute. So it's like what's going on. I don't even know where we are right now. Is this I'm I'm fucking I'm cold. Yeah, like I'm really cold. I'm lonely Um Anyway, don't forget to fucking comment guys. All right comment because youtube doesn't show our shit to people So it's up to you guys to like the video to comment on it All right, the things have slowed down our growth has slowed down over the last four or five weeks We've been a bit fucking podcast has having to haven't has been as fucking On the fucking ball. I don't think no because okay I think growth has been the some some of the fucking podcasts that happen I just so fucked that you can't you can't have people even last week you shat All right, you can't have people shitting every single week But even like what I mean is every single time a video came out. It would be the most viewed video Okay In that time frame and now it's slipping down the ladder a little bit, you know what I mean? So they're not like banging out at the gate as they were So we gotta fucking just keep it's the only way youtube doesn't show our videos to people I did have a few people comment that it's not being suggested to them anymore like it would when we put a new one out They said it usually happens But then I had other people say oh it is coming up in suggestions. Yeah, it did come up in my suggested As well when I was logged into the martin mark or youtube it comes up The funny thing is it I don't think it ever comes up in mind and I'm subscribed to yeah my personal Yeah, so I don't know to think of it. Um, but just turn on post notifications if I'm what's fucking seriously turn them on now because But you might not They might not get shown you anymore, but anyway, that's enough of us begging for things from you Because at the end of the day We're the fucking best We're the best in the world and everything I'd say that yeah, that is not unreasonable to say that We are the best in everything that we do And this podcast is an expression of being the best It's fully actual. We're the best. We're the we're the fucking mother fucking best We are the we're the best brown best. We're the best. We're the best. We're the best Matt we're the best. We're the best. We're the best. You fucking don't forget it. You can't Matt sorry