 They call me crown, they call me hostess, they call me Carlos and Trudad Cruz Arigas Martinez Lopez. Mister, all these muscles, you seem to hardly be working. Can I do your package of hope? Are you lost, you little schmuck? You got something on your shoes. Oh no! I was lost, but Jesus found me. You should come with me to church on Wednesday. No, no, no, no. Church is for all people. But Jesus loves you. Jesus! What? Do you love me, cousin? No! I hate you! You see? Jesus doesn't even love me. Why don't you go play tag with the cars on the freeway? Carlitos speaking. Carlitos? I have no luck inviting people to church. I don't know, how do you do it, man? Don't worry, Holmes. Carlitos will teach the way of righteousness. For white is a gate that leads to destruction. But Carlitos way is a narrow way which leads people straight to church. Carlitos! You are so local, man! I will take care of this miserable soul. Go to church. I, uh, I need to go, I'm sorry. Hey, that's my phone. It's okay, I'll give it back later. It'll be difficult. I told you, you have to walk captain at 6 a.m. I do it every day. Go to church. No, sir, sir. I gotta go. Who's this guy? I don't know. He's trying to... You gotta wear it for a dog, man. Where's the dog scene? Wait, police are tating now. The police is waiting for a dog and you're not saying nothing, dog. White is a gate that leads to destruction. But Carlitos way is the narrow... He did die before. Okay, that was way too long.