 Welcome to E-Fabri's Malignant people have heard of this people know what this is. It's a yeah probably don't actually I don't know it's probably 50-50 but spooky times October that means you have to watch scary things and yeah you know it's like what what even is scary anymore what comes out these days that's like a horror franchise or like a movie that goes oh yeah everyone's gonna go see that spooky movie it's like this is the first one I've even heard for a while people talked about you know yeah I wouldn't want to say whether I have heard it's amazing or terrible or somewhere in between or something to do with whatever about it I would rather just like be like oh we should jump right in right guys everyone's excited from what I understand yeah I mean like oh very yeah that's super what yeah see everybody's just like where am I so it's true it's true what he said about there not being that many halloween movies but we finally got one yeah expectations aren't high given the movie climate these days but I'm going in blind as can be I only got a title and a box art it's all I got blind as a bat yeah I was told the less I know the better but I believe it was rags so wow I took it to heart let's go well I was gonna say there's no there's no like oh you know what's your familiarity with this particular series because this is the first one all I guess you should know is the Aquaman made this happen because jay won got like a bazillion dollars from having made that film and so the people behind this film were like hey here's money go make something because you make money buddy and he's like okay okay it does feel good to be watching something that's not like a comic book movie or a remake or a reboot or a sequel it's like even if it's shit it's still nice to watch something original yeah there is absolutely an appeal to be like anything could happen guys anything could happen and and you know who knows what this will be about but all I know is that it's it's a spooky movie so that's probably means the sound balancing is awful and I'm gonna need to open this in vlc could that's that's more of a resin evil thing man I don't know oh god you guys need to watch better horror movies apparently yeah well can you find them for me please yeah there's one or two darkness falls and then that was that was a good one and that was okay it was at least avoiding a whole lot of the horror tropes were doing where the protagonist was actually competent and like the horrors were really unseen and people were trying their best and still couldn't make it that is nice when you have people in horror movies who aren't retarded I will agree yeah and you know maybe the real horror is that in this world everyone's an idiot maybe that's the real dread yeah that's how many worried you are ideocracy is a horror movie now and the last shot of the film is a mirror and it's like get it get it you're the real monster yeah I got I got no more ideas on preamble do you guys just want to go do you guys just want to jump right in it's just jumping cold man in fact you should cut all of this out we just go straight yeah let's just just be like we're just going in hard and fast greetings everybody go go go go go go already then I'm do it go back yeah oh god you're wow jumpscares or they tore the Warner Brothers symbol apart are you guys are you guys have sound is there supposed to be sound right now are you guys are you low at the moment yeah I brought it up to 125 it's I'm not 101 I can't hear anything I'm not here this okay yeah I'm on me that is quiet damn this is quiet oh my god look at the robot I'm going monster that's cool logo I should I like that one oh spooky castle oh my gosh that is very scary that's got to be an insane asylum please tell me it's an insane yeah it's not kind of sanitarium or a hospital or something what's with the green lights the sector plasm yeah it's haunted lights that's where the green light came from loads of those laps and ability continued to grow at this rate we will no longer be able to contain him oh I am still determined man I am cranking this up you're right oh yeah I didn't this is like rest in evil complete disillusion I like she's like this puzzle is very strong you got out oh okay but the electric shock had no effect on it then all the machine started going crazy oh the lights turned green oh what the fuck no that guy oh no we lost the neck oh they're getting at the big oh yeah you'll kill you you step aside then steps aside yourself it's like answer that paintball no one no one opened the door for the guy oh no the lights that's so spooky that's green now the red oh what what is I don't know the loud tranquilizer gun wow that's foward fast yeah okay well crisis oh my god oh no we lost one oh no we lost three could there be a fourth he's rammed into the ceiling strap him into the chair oh she shot it she had her eyes on the whole time really one Frank metal bars yeah and it worked fast pretty fast the movie tranks and they always work super fast yeah all those are cool little socks oh it's a girl a little girl yeah the pan that's the panda socks or it's a weed oh no well this is a spooky movie children are terrifying you're bad bad boy Gabriel I'm sorry what oh oh my god oh no he's fucking with the radio okay this is like wish upon change the station to alex jones your view trash he's broadcasting his spots that's just all sony products give that dude an Oscar by the way this is some incredible act yeah this actor guy look at that puppet it's time we cut out the cancer oh my oh my god malignant no wait I love this movie already I tell you man this is gonna be a winner I've got a feeling this is gonna be one of those films try to figure out the tone this music is kind of like resident evil right now yeah quite loud now what we're missing is Alice's commentary on the the story my name is Alex we're gonna fix your cross-eyed I work for umbrella corporation currently I'm searching for a personality I work in the spooky hospital district and I'm recalling things I never saw oh look the the double letters that are attached and then they separate a what could that refer to malignant all right now we need some stock news footage let's go so is the enemy of this movie cancer has it become self-aware now this movie is cancer cancer this guy he's like it's my time how does it influence I guess they'll tell us how it like makes the lights explode and it can talk through also that is I guess it's a good thing to have that old timey radio I don't know how common those still are well this this was the 90s that happened yeah they were fine in the 90s I guess exactly this is probably so this takes place in the 90s well the opening scene this bit because yeah I guess it's gonna jump forward to the present day now presumably I guess I make sense of it was the 90s yeah yeah it's gonna stay in the time period so we can circumvent cell phones also credits at the beginning yeah what do you mean the opening yeah like all the credits and stuff is it is it is a good a tone set is it spooky take notes oh my god it's so scary oh that is old I am already cranking cranking the volume right up yeah yeah task was right about the shitty sound balancing you know it's it's always shitty sound balancing with horror movies it's not this house is oftentimes modern movies how how big is this house again I distinctly remember seeing this house on the outside it's it's not that house where did you go magical house it's like an scp out the door of 457 private driver whatever it's an interdimensional portal to a much larger house on the inside I think everyone's houses look bigger on the inside it's totally oh my god this is a big house actually they're in a different house these rubes bad yeah this room you know the doctor said this can happen again right you know that oh he's getting ready to watch my children die inside of you start impregnating her then yeah you can't keep doing this you can't keep wearing plaid please this is my fault I think this keeps happening because stop touch her what do you mean this keeps happening whoa that really escalate fast did he immediately say I'm so sorry really oh my god that was an accident I slipped dude her head made up that does not happen oh my gosh Jesus crushed melon wow and everything that's a dirty wall dirty wall yeah I think this is this kind of thing's happened quite a few times this is her blood splattered everywhere yeah that's not a dirty wall he's splattered wall he slips a lot he's watching wrestling in his room again this will stop him I don't blame her keep him in the other house it's a wide door my wig is everything is huge in this house right yeah like this this is is he is he or she just really small do you think that he's a good guy judging from this no this minute he might he might be a baddie he is all right he just slipped don't let him see the blood on their head that's no good they freak out when that happens hey hey I want to watch the sport I want to hit you some more I'm a very nice guy you're getting blood on the door again you know I'm I'm trying she's sitting there but it's she might be dying it's so hard not to hit you listen you're just so annoying if you would just stop having miscarriages and talking to me everything will be fine so I keep getting you pregnant and that's your fault yeah I mean yeah this house is not oh my god it's like it's like a hell house I wish oh did she not go to the hospital damn I'm sure that's fine that's a concussion for you I like how there's fog in the room yeah it's a one last it's a spooky house oh you decided to sleep down here okay what a nice guy what a great guy like chivalry isn't dead after all did he hear it hear the noise he done a hard machine acting up hang on it's like I need some rest so I can beat you some more in the morning well this is a spooky house oh my goodness don't pan back don't pan back yeah once you think it's safe once you think it's safe they'll get you I've got feeling me cranking the volume up to max is gonna not pay off just making a smoothie we are honey pregnant girls my head's all healed up ice cream smoothie oh no his hand will go in there there was no one there oh weird oh it's the electric thing remember how the creature was it not plugged in oh yeah you do you call them that's scary oh the last thing fruit see before they die oh my gosh oh is it invisible that that is what we call an analog refrigerator door so I don't know how it made the door open well maybe it may really brighten it push it open I know many times that try to yell at me we're going to open up for me it never worked this is not a fruit bowl house look at that guy I'm I'm worried about this guy he's my favorite character if any spooky demon runs up to him you can just grab him toss him to a wall head first that's not that is so fake it looks so fake really bad yeah it is hey don't skip the channel so much that's gotta be static oh my gosh she was there but now she isn't don't look behind you every time you turn around they're behind you there's no winning this you have to go into a corner someone's static on them like that what if he just rotated constantly yeah someone's going to sneak up on them and touch them on the shoulder oh god it's in the sofa oh no like she got up and so the couch is feeling itself back up no she's in the sofa no it's the sofa no the sofa is the enemy oh no I think that was supposed to indicate how there was someone there and so the cushion is yeah yes right though it was however we have competing oh okay hey oh my goodness gracious oh it kind of it kind of pushed his head into a wall wait I don't like did it it hit his head into the wall like he hit her head into a wall it's like poetry it rhymes so is she like projecting bump is correct dude she's got a ton of blood on the pillow oh my god she's just bleeding this whole time uh look at do it you're a nurse go look at cow in look at look at oh why does my head hurt oh yeah that's right oh right that's no bleeding she's just like really woozy like what is this feeling I'm having if I lost blood wash my hair today these people live in a church or something this cathedral of enormous kitchen side this wall with their massive staircase and their massive bedroom and their massive living room it would have been so much funnier if it was a single story house like yeah like it's supposed to be parody what if that's what this is oh no oh no he's how did that happen even though I'm looking at here he's just like help me out please oh my good there's a spooky girl blah blah blah yeah right told you not to do that she's like entirely made of hair she is the hair monster oh it's going to clickety-clacks oh no it's like it's like uh hey that's me oh my god it doesn't want her to leave I wish to play if she goes upstairs hard games whoa whoa camera did you see what I could do at your husband he was a dick close it's floating oh oh okay I guess I'm not allowed in here why would it let her get all that way whoa whoa oh her head is having a terrible day yeah what a terrible day the police arrive and fucking fisting they do is rabbit headed to a wall too she's like why stop resisting 20 how bad is it I've never seen anything quite like it maybe from a vehicular act to get this is fucking supreme I love it you're not a cop none of these people are actors holy excuse me ma'am how many times are you hitting the head she's like I don't remember got patient smack right slamming her head into the wall why would you tell me who's this hi I'm not an actress what happened it's okay you're in a hospital first no no what happened that's just simple but I'm not in the spooky hospital am I I don't want to be in that one I want to be in the nice hospital downtown not this spooky one by the cliff they have real lights and green ones like this hospital where everyone dies like I don't want to go there what baby oh my god no first off you shouldn't have signed an agenda this early I mean do you see how crooked your baby bump was they had to do something it was very off kilter it was very lefty you know let's try to get away put out this baby house and JK I'm the baby you've been in a coma for 20 years my mom oh my god what it's what the twist you hit your head real hard stop the aging process all the technology is the same but I'm your daughter oh thank god she is in the good hospital downtown it just has 20 years later again I was over the words like what this is mitchell I'm detective kakawa shaw kakawa who was what it looked it was his shirt with the stripes look at his striped shirt this is mitchell the detective kakawa hey it was the style of the time the shaw I'm detective kakawa shaw what's the name kakawa shaw that's not a real okay so this is this isn't a fantasy world okay that's the idea where people get the headset all the time this fairy god mother that shirt I can't get over his fucking shirt with his stripes on it it's cool okay he looks like he's like half a clown because he has stripes on the tie too but they're not angled the same way it's confusing it's it's confusing his enemies though so like they underestimate him because of that they get drawn into his shirt and then that's how he wins well it's characterization he's a he's a straight laced cop but you really don't know which direction for sure maybe it's like it's like a kakawa shaw family tradition that they have to wear shirts like that could duck duck is she not like a also a suspect should they have like a cop watching over just in case especially because she's got injuries it's like hmm yeah I don't know if I just missed it but who is that yell that's with her sister oh my god I'm trying really out so what is she trying to do like there's so much to make fun of it's so quiet too it's just not helping it is it is really why is she is she sucking on a sucker I guess what you do is more I don't know oh I can think of other things yeah who loves you baby this is her is this all right okay is this movie a joke did you see the morgue with the green lights in the and then we have the house that clearly changes dimensions maybe that's a part of the horror aspect I this might be a joke movie this this really does this feels like a screen factory movie for sure this is my home and I'm not gonna let it it's so big inside so big I don't know face to myself I get lost all the time where do you see the tree house my clown home my clown yeah come to my house here take this leaflet it's a map it folds out it's like a Las Vegas hotel you don't think you'll get lost but you will terrifying monster house I have missed you it'd be really cool it's a spooky movie house this is like the quintessential scary spooky movie house and it's weird because like the two of them live in there right they're both young people like why does it look like the kind of house that like a night grandma died yeah it's because grandma died and they wanted I mean you're the ground grandma wow look at that bathroom it's got columns oh no oh my god the spooky lights actually just the light is pretty normal but you know this is a guy working on it I was like hi it's your fog machine working this is quite a they're working out here this really concerns her yeah dude a flicker in line oh it's gonna it's something to run past real fast oh my gosh it could be oh is this something there we're gonna run past the camera oh my goodness camera oh it's standing there oh my god what is the spooky lady the spooky hair lady it's uh what's the name is me do we have a torch I can't see ganger oh that was a late sting yeah like it totally doesn't actually happen why I hate when they do that they cut to the protagonist's view that the person disappeared it's like what did she see did they disappear oh no it's right here no oh now you lock your door okay she's locking it oh no it's gonna pop up in front of the thing oh god the amount of fucking things you have to do to shut off all entries to this house is so enormous like what the hell where are we now oh my god that was a weird cut she's apple ordered ah you fool oh no my goodness this place have 17 honestly it would be so funny if every time she had to this house it was a different house she has to go upstairs cutting more outside boards I can't connect with what she might be thinking this is so weird well because you know like the father way you can get a distinct impression of just close that the environment telling you something yeah in this film it's like are you telling me something with this house is it supposed to be a crazy dimension weird shot oh good god this house is enormous look this it's fucking this is a shot it's the house getting bigger every shot I mean that looked cool wow I dug it that's a good shot yeah I can appreciate that interesting shot this house is still an accent it's just how large the house is I swear the tool is bigger again that light switches from Jared's room maybe she's getting smaller yeah oh like an Alice in Wonderland thing oh wait so the spooky hair lady just wanted to fuck with her yeah oh no dude imagine it also got smaller on the outside too it's just a long section of this movie oh we bored no what are you doing I don't know what about when people just want to come in like friends yeah I think all she did really was fit a deadbolt there like it was made to seem like a big event yeah the montage is already over it's like oh you know a lot of other movies the the person will like call the police or make a report or something like a normal person and she has just skipped to boarding up them doors but getting like literally the first thought I had and we're struggling with it it's like yeah someone wants to visit oh someone apparently has the key to get in as well oh memories am i right oh wait was that the inciting incident no it's just all the time she's been hit at the gates the wall she starts doing herself now that he's dead I remember oh my goodness head against the wall now hey it is you really 20 feet bitch whoa hey you have a front door asshole why are you making me do this yes sorry I was staring at the wall it's busy who is blonde gonna die oh for sure right who else we kill him there's just nobody in this film yet we could kill caught uh the cop gig cockaboo could do cops gonna have to die in the third act probably because he's gonna be he's gonna figure things out you okay did you throw me against the wall please it's my fetish Derek punched the wall mom and dad took me in when I was eight I don't remember anything before that hmm because my previous parents slammed my head against the wall repeatedly sitting I'm adopted is that a piano cover of that what is the music the music is not quiet when she says she's adopted and that's like a big also her reaction is kind of funny like what is this movie this is pretty weird so far this is not a historical tour of nirvana or pearl oh we're here now all right the creamery but after the great fire of 1889 they decided to rebuild the new city on top of the old city one story it was a future on them oh no she's gonna like microwave so she's gonna get around and all of them will be dead like oh no it's happened again dude she's gonna get killed as fuck yeah because they haven't established a connection between this and our protagonist oh this is just like a this could this could be the start of a different movie let's pretend it is it's the creamery girl you want cash down there this hardly know her not that that is a prerequisite oh god oh no oh do it you can hear that okay you heard that she was turning the lights off wasn't she it's the that's why the the spooky noises oh yeah yeah those were like plugs that's one way okay i didn't connect her the here's the thing if someone's hiding in the shadows and making noises i don't i'm not gonna go like get your phone out activate the torch either fuck you with me or they want to lure me into the terrible things to me in the dark yeah what are you getting by walking into pitch black like what how does this help you know you surely you have a flashlight if you work down here oh no oh no oh my goodness oh my goodness oh you could have done that first oh the light will stop it wait but the wait wait what was her thought process the whole time why didn't she just turn them on and are we supposed to believe this thing is like light damage is it darkness i guess we haven't seen oh what the fuck this movie is really stupid oh it captured her oh tighter to train tracks yeah oh we're gonna get like a spooky she gets torn in half i knew it it was a piano cover of that fight what i'm talking about tonight what the hell is this cover like oh oh no it's tighter to an attic wait an attic oh man look at them look at them call labs that is spooky but yeah spider's been busy oh hey i'm just doing my thing don't worry about me you're coming to close oh look a glove excuse me can you let me go that's my code can you put that back no i'm sorry if i feel there's just drastic measures for your input i can't tell you how point it for this okay why not it hates tour guides oh don't you especially the creamery ones man a doctor and you speak a little fucking faster you gotta do breath in between i went from being a doctor to being a tour guide of the underground creamery i'm gonna become a creamery guide suited oh it called her said it's time to cut out the cancer it's time to do it can you hurry okay i do don't come on one excellence in surgery dr florence weaver good for you any particular kind of surgery or just what's the just all just general surgery excellence in science why what prompt so she got a call that's gonna cut out the cancer and then she went to look at a book of an old what prompted her to do that how many surely that surely she would have said it's time to cut out the cancer many many many times in her career right she has like one of those radios okay i that's odd oh that's how that communicates well because i was gonna say that's why we have to have old timey technology people need these things so it could go yeah this this is why the this is why the tv had the the loud static noises which modern tv's don't do so because that's a spooky thing the static what is it like this house being tiny it's really big on the inside so she can have these long chase sequences this is a movie that knows what the horror tropes are and needs to doesn't know how to do them happen like yeah because oh my god oh my god dude you can shoot outside doors just fucked up what would have been so much better if it hasn't wrapped possible so lady here's the thing from your perspective there is someone in your house that you have not invited cool what are you gonna do you still have the laundry with you what are you gonna ask it to help you load the washer maybe she's going insane you know you can never know for sure oh is it blood again i'm sorry but jesus christ how long have you been playing at what point right on the clean laundry oh maybe it's dirty laundry she's about to get it clean so it's okay wow look at that old lamp look at that if you're gonna spook me can you at least grab the detergent oh god she has a modern dishwasher i wonder how big this is on the inside washing machine a dick oh what what are you doing in my house what my house who are you communicating over the washing machines right now what is going on what kind of i could only speak to you through this little window who are you well i froze there apparently why are you standing there seeing his crimes is that what that is is she how is he so strong oh damn it the house is melting oh my god oh my god the stir goes behind this oh so the house is tizmy and stupid flumpy oh my goodness this is a spooky house so she's in the other woman's house now okay yeah so they traded spaces and they've got more radios hey vise don't make that noise i was gonna say that noise yeah i was about to say is this the original doctor lady thanks so yeah i don't like you oh no my things is she's just watching this i'm not helping well it looked like she was frozen she looked at her hand like she couldn't move oh i oh yeah oh okay that was sad oh there you go grab that there you go stabby stabby there's a sharp throat oh she's moving constant she's gonna get killed by it i'm guessing yeah please don't kill me i'm a nice doctor i see people all the time uh oh there's so much more cancer oh she's gonna huge have to uh oh there we go oh my god oh my god oh my god didn't even use the stabby man you know with with all the tv's and radios and stuff if this person haunted a Mormon they'd be like how do i how do i get to the hotel you throw a gameboy into the house right he used his tv oh shit not moment amish amish yeah sorry sorry sorry sad it's like you can you like you know something about Mormons i don't have Mormons amish Mormons might fear tv's i don't know they should yeah tv's is a satan box brutality seems consistent with our other corpse same guy that'll be my butt his shirt is polka dots wait sorry what's consistent about this death with the other one brutality okay i guess that's a connection someone gets hit by a car tomorrow they're like the brutality is consistent doctor weaver specialized in child reconstructive surgery she kept journals why would she go to that particular photo that she pulled out just because the phone said time to cut out the cancer when that's something that a doctor probably says fairly often you're like all right guys uh time to go on cancer yeah let's say this little girl's like the rest of that murder weapon yet oh what is what are we doing oh we're building a making a weapon oh cool excellence what the fuck grindstone where are you wait what is this you know rags that is a great quit i love the idea that woman is still in here as well just watching this whole like this is a weird thing you're doing we're in the blacksmithing that's pretty cool what if i have to pose i have to po please can you turn on the tv it's like really boring in here anyway ladies pull my pants no it's just static is she hanging on by just those ropes or is she tied at the waist i can't remember sure it's unclear you should oh my god why nice throw though if i had to name a sword i would totally name it excellence sorry i just had kfc i'm good to go get me another zinger tower burger do you want me to hit your head on the wall like you lie i notice you aren't watering your plants they're dying are you okay oh god you're right yeah maybe the demon's sapping the life from the plants i saw him killing him you know that's not a guy stop you no one would think that that's a guy it's clearly a woman oh i thought it was a guy i mean this the size and and height of him and the power of the guy oh it just lifted that woman to her at the long hair and they call the the monster a boy in the beginning of the movie so i'm pretty sure it is a guy what's the significance of her like bleeding from her head constantly like obviously i mean something i'm hoping they explain that because she keeps happening what i hope they don't why is every place so poorly lit like i'm sorry you just put on some lights and it looks like it's daytime inside everywhere's misty too everywhere yeah well electricity isn't cheap you know it's called style guys jeez converted now what i don't know i'm ready for everything dude it's raining indoors it's a rain and indoors well hello next victim wait is that the medical orderly from like the start yeah i can tell because of the incredible acting that was a different time my cell phone is making am radio sounds yeah it's really strange uh oh he's a monopoly champion you have the car oh my goodness gracious dude imagine you knew you were at a horror movie you see the doors the windows over you just grab a gun kill yourself you're like ah fuck this by the way why would you try to call your friend beg just because that's weird how yeah it's kind of sad yeah it's rain like you always do this oh my god that is not what happens when it rains well okay not that part not that part just close the door dude it'll be fine just close the door don't go in there you know that's why are you dumb and if you're going there you're shockingly stupid well with how it goes the window either like oh Jesus he won't die in this like yeah he's gonna this will be a fake out first are you reaching right there oh this is the light okay okay it's like that you got me man no light from his main room gets into that room huh it's a spooky darkness it's like a wall of darkness oh whoa you want the ass yeah i put on my good suit okay yeah from here no yeah that's that's like two fake outs now so now he's gonna die so are they letting us down so they can i hate it when the rain does this i hate it when the rain walks inside loud sting or any moment now yeah any moment do it i could have closed this as the first move with all the rain why yeah you know there he is oh my goodness gracious there she is somehow is this so this is a clearly like a supernatural sort of so are we going supernatural or are weird signs clearly i mean you saw the house change well the way this person can like teleport from one place to another is going to be supernatural yeah well they're also we don't know is it have you noticed their um their hands are backwards i don't know if the whole body is backwards oh like a science experiment or so i'd go with supernatural before science on that one is this house right next to a fucking strip club damn oh my god it's right there's so many fake outs i don't even know what to do yeah it's a red light outside of the intersection it's green sometimes it's red sometimes are you kidding me he's gonna tell him for a little bit not a lot i'm sure wow thanks so much for that scene yeah it was great some of you fucking windows in here how annoying movie was like remember there's like a spooky monster in this so yeah i remember things aren't the same without the husband you know to knock her into what'd you bring me oh my gosh another red light oh hey oh oh is she in his bed thanks for last night wait so she's yeah she's seeing everything that the edgy so she's like projecting her mind through it sometimes yeah do you think she had cancer and got cut out and this is the rest of the cancer uh maybe no is like a twin your fucking hair out of my face please is it like it's going to win or something yeah something like this yeah like something taking over her body what the fuck excellent oh my god it has a spooky face that was a scream i guess yeah why are you looking at the door oh you're here but is this person living in my house are you stalking me i'm bleeding actually i love the idea and she just kept the she's just a word she never fucking sorted out it just so every time one of these episodes happens she bleeds again are these are these things happening monthly i was there's still so much movie left oh my goodness come on listen film is a feminist manifesto a malignant festo yeah i just so we're clear is it daytime or nighttime i can't quite tell with all the windows in here it's so wait why does it look like they're against the green screen here probably it does look like that maybe it's just an effect of the fog yeah it's just hazy there's a weird green tint over this whole movie it's weird also um she just told them that she's seeing a little of the deaths as they happen like way to incriminate yourself holy fuck can we get some handcuffs i think she killed everyone now she says she's seen this one so let's go look if she's wrong you can have her committed and you can put the cuffs on me wait wouldn't you commit her regardless i love the way she said that it's like there's a murder if you find out there is a one that clearly i'm crazy it's like you're crazier if there is one yeah if the story checks out we have way more questions silver cup that's a CGI sign you're a CGI sign she's drinking coffee again and then she threw it inside of her car because she knew the actress knew that the cup was actually empty it was just a problem maybe the character would do that finishing of it you know but still there's what we talked to every person in this hotel also i found a decent chair yeah you can tell he's out to woo the ladies yeah we got a new layer of storytelling oh no oh my goodness gracious this one's open that's not normal well you know how some of those hotel doors are they can get hefty are you allowed to just walk into people's i guess this is probable cause but it didn't look like it was broken open there is no there is no probable cause at all well they've been told someone murdered here right uh no they not not in any particular they didn't give her particular directions they just started checking random oh okay oh my goodness gracious his face is all fucked up he died as he lived oh my god sylv did this so if you drew me that as the enemy i'd be like okay very funny shouldn't be too hard to find anyway yeah so we're the police uh we want to know how the fuck you knew that that guy got killed no you can't leave go back i guess you can't leave you're letting her leave she's so like guilty right now in terms of all the information welcome to the strange bathroom oh no she's bleeding someone's gonna die oh my goodness that's right that means that the scary monster is gonna like take over her body or her consciousness this will be made so much better if in every reflection you see it moving just pops out the head from the court it's like you know what happens when the lights flicker how come you're not immediately running out of the bathroom yeah get the fuck out of there oh find somebody my phone just put it to voicemail oh it's calling me i'm in the bathroom don't put me on voicemail and we'll turn on the a.m radio i need to speak to you just say a little back don't be rude the music and the sound effects are just she's like one door away from all of the police yeah this i mean this is flushing your tampons give you the dimensions which will always be Emily to me talking faster now you just had lots of dialogues it's like all right i gotta do this a bit quicker so she is split personality disorder i think you're right her it's like it always horrible threats and she paused it to someone else like could you hear this too what they did was they cut off Gabriel and now Gabriel is like somewhere out there he's like a little creepy thing they flushed him down the toilet and he's still alive oh my god like that alligator movie oh she was the doctor's patient no shit what we gotta turn around and tell kakawa we can trace the call kakawa kakawa you don't remember his name you don't remember his name did she just say the cops think i did it because if so why don't you arrest it or at least i know i know i know also i'm glad you're well enough to drive bleeding head yeah don't worry about it you see a look at the wheel like are you still bleeding out from the head every once in a while yes profusely why do you ask we're going to where it all started no no seriously where are we going we we've been in this Prius together for like 30 minutes now please tell me where we're going i didn't have to be it at the end of two hours oh hey it's you who this oh hello dearie i'm not that old but that's okay and who the hell is Gabriel oh i got that drop oh i wish i wish i just kept zooming just keeps getting close to it and then she goes out dooms off her face that's actually a scary movie joke oh really oh yeah zooms in and hits her in the face she goes ah you wanted to party so bad maddie you nagged us until your father gave in and you guys not give birthdays to your kids well you really need to nag your parents for some birthday there's birthday wouldn't shut the fuck up man i want Gabriel is the cake no he's the sofa remember in the background they're still happy birthday what's happening how come the vhs doesn't have like the time and date thingy because this isn't a real one okay well then who are you talking to why would you do this at her birthday do you like see how weird it is see why we never gave you a fucking birthday do you understand why i abused you oh look at the cookies they got the cheap shitty cookies that you buy in those plastic tin things yeah but kids can't tell the difference that's fine that's true kids are dumb okay you know what uh fuck your birthday we're taking it back there's not even a there's not even a fast oh now there's a date there it is and then it'll go away right he just she fast forwarded and now there's maybe they go to new cameras now that now the date is relevant i guess yeah now it stays on the screen uh oh so it's hooked with through the thing who should i kill gabriel that's weird it makes you your father's not filming me at this very specific moment uh got the wrong number i wasn't doing anything dad whatever you went through before you joined our family it hurt you in a way that i can't even imagine did you take her as psychiatrist they were hoping she would get over it we thought if we gave you enough love he wouldn't see love is the answer we thought if we gave you enough love by making you beg us to have a birthday wow you really love me huh they love you so much we acquiesced it's also like a big stack of binders he's been working all night oh gosh yeah he's stacking them up every time i see this uh see this place i hear rave music that is a weird way to have them started yeah those would fall out yeah they would fall out why wouldn't you just nothing holding them in when they brought the binder in and it wasn't rattling wait oh that's the hospital oh this is where the movie star is so this is back in the this file is on a usb apparently yeah yeah i guess they converted it yeah from a i would guess so from a vhs they used legacy box i don't know that guy he's probably next he looks he looks scary though i think he's probably dead by now anyway he doesn't look exactly the same too oh the last guy looked the fat guy he looked exactly the same oh no spooky things don't look at the bearer oh my god oh no that was pretty funny knocking man i have not aged well i sure do love sitting in my old tiny tub oh my god it's spooky face man that's not a scary murder weapon i'm just gonna be honest with y'all oh what's the scary move of myrti weapon then hmm are you scared of excellence rax yeah scared of excellent only when it only when it's a woman let me guess you want a rusty hook that's what you want to be the murder weapon a husty rogue you made that up god lots of balls of fruit in this it's very oh my god look at this wow rooms get bigger this isn't like this should be the whole space of the apartment look how big this is hey this is this guy must be loaded oh yeah it's a thick a long it takes just to clear this one room in terms of there any bad people in it oh well oh that happens okay thank you i get it he's dead i need a shot of behind like this shot and then who is it run past them they go do that oh she's still here guys maybe oh she's in the room the spooky version on the ceiling on the ceiling oh hello oh my god oh my eye oh the floor oh wait i can't feel that never mind i thought this thing was like super strong crack a toe a bitch how do you see was right there you missed from there oh god oh this feels weird i don't like it when they find back dude when it's in whoa whoa dude when it's scared it's like really hype it but how is it so like maneuverable this is insane who's the backwards man the cop the cop is just looking at this like what the can you parkour cook oh this thing is clearly not of this world sir you need to reevaluate your strategy quickly cast a spell come on you pussy no just use the no use the ladder oh my god it just like stops for a moment is right it's like whoa you're wow you really into this job huh justice is my middle name i love how a ghost is just evading the cops like a i'm a ghost you can't catch up with the backwards for oh you weren't backwards there you cheated the oh this is the fog factory for the whole city all comes it comes full circle the creamery was it was all about the creamer she just hit behind one how did you know to go left uh holy shit you're kicking through a brick wall oh there you go stop wobbling oh it got bigger don't she that hole got bigger did we get as committed dude we are legit getting to the point where like we're gonna end up in the fucking underworld like how far are we going oh my god it didn't work out where are we i was about to say he's gonna die down here how is he gonna know how to escape this crazy place oh my god why is there always fog this fog machine's everywhere is literally being pumped into the room yeah they use old seattle as fog storage fog storage what a clown movie i love it oh god every everywhere is huge everything i still don't know if this is intended to be like a joke like a parody movie or if it's being serious i don't know it's pretty pretty funny oh my goodness oh my goodness show your face monster are you inside of here are you kissing like tectonic movie no okay if it was like doing short bursts of running and who's going they're overdoing it the fog is what is the fog budget on this movie oh no shoot it don't hit it with the gun you have a gun oh my god you suck dude you suck how could you possibly do that my dude you need to cut your losses and leave uh i can't believe he chose to hit it with the gun that is hilarious got any extra mags i'm pretty sure you're well that's that that's fine that's that so how to get out of here back to the mansion he would eventually just be like where even am i though like what is happening he went back but he retraced the steps he's like all right i'm at the creamery sign to turn right okay step through these holes backwards i need backups like where are you the underground haunted mansion i'm by the old creamery i mean i mean fog storage level two what's that on the what's that on the nightstand that thing that table what is that maybe some coast us is it coasters yeah maybe oh that's toaster storage yeah man you know you're organized if you've got coaster like storage yeah that's well house this big around and plenty of people on into into the house you need your coasters this is the coaster hub i want you to go back to before the adoption is it coming oh okay she can just relive old lost memories go back to the wibbly wobbly monster i don't care about this yeah that's the wibbly man do we even remember what god brought real his name is gabrielle you ruined your mother's cake I didn't it was Gabriel. There's no Gabriel go to your room. Oh, no That's young Theo a little girl. Yeah from Hill House Dude that is a terrifying dollhouse, yeah Curiously parts like oh that lamp's getting fucked up. She's sleeping. You must kill your parents eat them I don't know if I should stab them Gabriel They would like it trust me Gonna bleed Slice it you lied to me Oh so Gabriel could control her as a kid and it's not cake is it yeah, this is definitely an element of oh, hello To kill the baby Hey, mom She's not very good She's having the Tism Let her do her thing. Oh look at this enough space for the cameraman to run around the room Oh Helps bash it to the wall. Yeah, she likes it when you do When I touch you on the forehead, you'll be back with us damn that was easy Oh, I wish that worked in video games other player. You will allow me to shoot you. Oh, man hypnotist should play card Yeah, we need to like lock you up until we find out what the hell's happening Because I think you're killing people and you don't know it Oh That is the system oh, okay, I could tell by the way that I didn't know that by I thought was just a friend Yeah, we will it only took an hour to live but it's for us to interfere it Maybe they maybe they said it and we were just making fun of the movie and we didn't hear it Maybe yeah, I guess it's just a blonde hair threw us off The killer said he was Gabriel Someone else's Gabriel not like you are an angel from god. Okay, gotcha your imaginary friend Your imaginary friend is killing people. Can you please arrest her? This is not me. It's my imaginary friend No, no, the scene needs to continue No, you can't cut away from that. The police should have been in question. Yes, we can can and will Don't wait from that scene. I wonder where it's gonna pick up It should be here behind bars. We'll stay off. Wait. Oh, she's still hanging here Oh, wow, she broke out Oh, yeah, that sucks now I want my tie back, please What is that like a knife? It just made an unholster sound It was just a knife That was fast. Wait, why did them? How did the middle break already? How did you cut all of those ropes so quickly with an old rusty knife? I just I just looped around so if you cut one It's a thousand degree knife, isn't it? What's up for god who was this again? The one she's the tour guide or the greenery I was about to make the joke that she was tied up in her attic She really was Okay, now can you please arrest her? I wish that With every context and she just crashed through the roof with no explanation Through the wall or the ceiling. Oh, yeah, that's a shitty ceiling. That was pretty funny. That was funny What is this music, what are you doing? It's emotional. Yeah tone-wise I am Lost imagine she's like the body falls standing outside. It's just silent that she goes I could explain this Back off. I'm gonna charge you with being an accomplice. Well, she should probably be Like she should probably be at a serious suspicion actually. Yeah Hey, you guys gotta see this. Oh man. We've we've found another 10,000 bodies in the attic. Oh, no Do you guys know this place has like 10,000 floors? It's really big Yeah, it's really big Oh, it's the suit. How did you you found a spooky outfit in everything in the middle weapon the CGI murder weapon It's right there. So she's fucked then that's that's enough for the police to basically just she's done What is this fan doing up here? Is that a thing? Yeah Genuinely, is it for like air conditioning or just like to give the attic air? I've never seen an attic that has just like a fan Industrial fan? Like it's pretty big. Like a big industrial fan in front of this open window Enough with the boogie man. And there's a grindstone up there where she could sharpen the knife They're finally reacting to a story like normal people would. Gabriel was to suck her into my place Why don't you believe my invisible friend is killing people? Now your sickness is back and you blame them for fucking you up. So if she was actually manipulating the lights, I'd be like, uh Okay All right Spock her in a lead box. Oh, I guess that one light wasn't affected We need we need the atmosphere one light over there like thank fuck. I made it All my all my friends died. I was this close and it didn't affect me. This is an ad for that light. It's like built to last Can you turn off speaker? I could barely understand you He did chase this creature at one point. So he's probably gonna be like, I don't know I don't know if it was doing some weird things also had a weird meat face The knife and your jacket. Yeah, man, you know, I don't like it when people take my clothes in my middle weapons I really like that jacket. I got it at hot topic. I really like the the knife thing So I made it from like the trophy. Do you guys think that was cool? I thought it was cool I had a whole a workshop in my attic. It's about to give it a handle until you saw that I'm a figment of her imagine me That doesn't really make sense at this point What did you use to call her him? The devil Oh my god Does no one like come here it has no notice the light thing and came by Yeah, I see because if I were the other detective I would have been like, okay What the fuck was this last five minutes like the lights blew out and I'm talking to a demon person on recording like what? So it's just been sitting there empty. Sorry, I don't know that was before my time So you're already driving there Oh, this is a person Oh, she's going to this spooky hospital Oh my god, that's a place inside spooky hospital Do you think james want to hide people who are bad at acting on purpose? And if so, oh, why would you That's gonna come in that's gonna come in later Front door like a normal fucking person. It's gonna dangle off a cliff trying to escape. Why is um, why is she here? I'm paying so much attention to the plot Wait, what? Like the 1600s They're Rags the the wild wheelchairs. They they It's wheelchair season Got a thin out there numbers. Yeah, what do you try to accomplish here? All over This hospital was active in the 90s. Why are they like ancient fucking technology here? Dude, she's got a spook a pack of tiny little wheelchairs To hell Somebody graffito tagged this place. How could they do that? Yeah, those are rooms No, I appreciate them making I appreciate the character using this to know where she needs to go because the hospital like this is big So that's nice. I like that. Are they actually suggested that all the records are still going to be down there Like they wouldn't have cleared this place out. Why would you put her in there? Why would you put her in there with these other people with other people? Someone else is gonna say By the way was if he did hire these people because they're bad at acting How insulting would that be for auditions? You have to come in and be bad at acting Maybe they know they're bad and they're fine being bad, but Wow rags just because they have them titties is like, oh, they gotta be cool. Are you from the 70s? Did you have is this did you disco your way into a time machine? I don't know if Austin Powers what one of them's got a mullet over there. I think I was arrested by shaft john chef Oh my god, everything's still there. What the Everything's so strange to this film. It's like a resident evil world. It is. Yeah. Oh, wow. She found the first one She opened. Yeah, sweet job. Nice. She had. Oh, it's got all the spooky pictures Well, that's why they couldn't get any new um new wheelchairs. They blew it on the highlighter budget Oh Oh my gosh, it's a wheelchair Oh, you might Yeah, imagine like the the ad said like, you know, we need terrible actors. You're like, it's my time Oh, wow, oh wow So I really that was that's that's it for the hospital. Okay. Yeah. All right Wait, so she parked on the edge of a cliff for no reason at all that didn't go. Anyway Call my pregnancy a transgression against no one likes being called an abomination Unless you're an abomination Well, when you say something mean about it, he goes Told me that she died while giving birth lion cock knockers Wait, if they want old 90s footage just buy an old 90s camera and use that that'll be way cooler Filters and shit over. Yeah, who it is Oh, that's the oh, it's the uh that that fell through the house. Oh my god. She's still in the film. Okay. Serena may This is Madison's birth mother. Oh That doesn't really make anything more sensical, but fine I don't fucking know what's happening anymore. I'm just sort of waiting. Okay. All right He's been telling me to do things Have things Review the sequels positively No He is the devil. Truly he is an abomination. Luke Skywalker was in character. He had a lapse of judgment Who was old sometimes he speaks words other times other times is Makes this horrible noise What does the noise sound like Emily? Sometimes he talks really slow Sometimes I'm really interested in what he'll say, but he just takes ages. It's really frustrating to listen to. You have no idea What kind of hell I live He's like I'm right here It's really rude. Blah. I don't call you the devil. I'm going to wake him up. No, do you come Around often I've injected him. Oh, it's oh, it's he's on the back of her head. Isn't he? That's why he's Oh When two embryos develop in the womb don't separate like they should One twin is dominant while the other is underdeveloped. They're like Emily is the parasite. We have to save Gabriel Okay, so she's a horrible demon. She's killing people. I'm just the innocent guy fucking insane. Oh, don't kill 70s You're lost on the way to the country club on the way to the country club There's a disco lady from out of space Oh my god, they're gonna all get killed. Why are they being dicks? They're stuck in the wrong timey, right? Yeah, this is time prison Quaid See rags. Look, he's way younger. He's got like ginger hair now the brain the process visuals stimuli and make Emily see what he wants her to see You'll have to like beat her up. I guess they want to give us Like justification for her to kill them all because that's obviously gonna be what's the payoff Why are you dressing normal? Don't grab it by the back of the head. That's what Gabriel Why are they being me? Are there no cops here? I love who she's dressed sensibly Literally being beaten up by the 80s and the 90s. I guess Why are they doing this? Oh my god, it's like a half-done chicken Life is pain life is pain Oh, wow, she's bleeding after all the times we've punched and kicked like what's happening I think he's able to trick her mind and make her think she's living her life as usual essentially placing her In a mental prison. Oh my god. Wow Oh, so all of the melty house thing that was more just like That's just him tricking her mind to see in what he wants. Oh man, pull Gabriel. He didn't mean he didn't mean to be grossed Ow Quite literally So when the husband hits it for the first time it released Gabriel and so Her skull is cracked. Yeah Oh my god. Uh, wait, I need someone to start spewing here What she can use as a middle weapon now there's no knife. Oh my god Is it all of the women just beat the shit out of her killer right now get the freak Yeah backwards now. Yeah, I get it The backwards way the backwards way and backwards way I'm the backwards way in the back It's my body now. That would cause permanent bone down. What the fuck? No, because because oh god, this is so awkward Why is it walking? Why did you grab her neck? Quick Why did you kill her? Why though? Oh my god, you're not strong suddenly she has like 20 times He's throwing people Oh Hey, stop killing everybody stop it It's not working buddy Oh good job excellent fucking job Oh, okay, there we go Oh This movie's so stupid that I thought she was gonna throw the mullet lady at the at the bars that you just shred into loads of flashy pieces or something She'd be like lobes Derek smash Madison's head against the wall it woke Gabriel. Yeah. Yeah, there you go. Oh Thank you for that flashback I know she's the woman who fell out of Madison's attic Normally the people who fall oh, it's the cop. It's the it's the detective who is weird and is not an actress Why does he really want these things? Why why the special connection to the jacket in the stabby thing? It's a principle right when something takes someone takes it away from you. It's like, you know what I want that back I didn't want it as much but but until someone said I couldn't have it You think that he would I don't know come up with different stuff. Well, you should be fine This is the evidence room. I ain't getting in without like a because because Gabriel demon. They'll just shoot him I'm sorry. Is it only now that the rest of the station's aware after the gunfire we heard earlier? Yeah Are we gonna pull a Harley Quinn? Oh, it can it can manipulate. We never know why is that even a thing? Yeah, that's just a power it has for no reason Like a lot of times in B movies they're getting like shocked by electricity or something. There's some reason. Well, there's a light back there When they were filming that that illuminates her face. That's not good. Look at how it's checking They electrocuted her to put it out, but there's a light in a battery now If I throw the boxes everywhere, surely I'll find it eventually I just imagine the director directing this like, okay, okay walk back Stop stop right you go and stop stop. They probably hired some stunt person who's good at doing things backwards and was like, this is my time Iconic killed all the cops in the police station. They're really trying to go for an iconic look. Yeah, they wanted to be a new killer You ain't gonna be getting to that level. I'm afraid. This is more so very funny Are you not gonna be on the radio with everybody? Also, this is a men's locker. Oh, how come she's in the men's locker room? How did it kill everybody? Well, yeah, because it's not it's not immune to gums, right? Oh my god, no Guys, you can still clearly see everything Nobody's doing anything like Oh, wow, he just stopped firing. He had a shot. He stopped firing. All right. This is kind of a cool action scene. I'll give it that So it's dead. They shot it like seven We're doing the matrix now Okay, how how are you dodging all of the We're helping I look like they just they were shooting just as they came in the door They didn't even know what was going on. Yeah This is so dumb. It is really dumb. Oh, it's the cop gonna die here Oh Oh, you got the god your shit. They're all shit to be fair. You're all so shit. Oh, look out Goodbye hand Oh I needed to turn that many times Oh shut up you cuck wait, why did you need to reload? Dude, it's our it's our two protagonists. They have like double health bars Oh, that's one health bar down Oh, you're so shit. They're all terrible Do that shotgun you have to hit that button on it's actually looks pretty fine. It looks looks pretty shallow Why she why is he limping when it was his arm? Yeah, they always do that Oh Every time I think this game really it finds a new way to impress me He's got some sick skills. Is it even gonna finish the job or did you just want to do that to troll? Going home sore. What a cheathrow What the fuck was that? Wow Wow That was with the whole movie actually that I am exhausted. I'll thank god cheese alive To make that they got the annoying item gatherers about the fucking state of the horror genre right now I love the idea The fucker chaired us We got chaired. Which one of you did it is like both of us So Remember when ray kicked those three guards. It's like that I got a chair shrapnel all over my ass. This movie cost 40 million dollars to make I could believe I think yeah, think how much they spent on fog. Yeah I need every fog machine you can give me I'm sorry. Nobody is allowed in here. I'm sorry back in iran ran from we don't let women talk to us like that Oh, no. Oh, he's got a pacemaker. Oh, he's got it. Oh, yeah Exploded Oh my god, hey, she's not allowed to kill her. I mean she's this oh Oh, can we have a boss battle between the two even though that wouldn't make any sense So blowing TVs up that cost money Why all right all the characters are in this room. Yeah Remember I fell through a roof Mom just a bottle that coma that's really handy mom. How'd you get out of the roof? I fell It's a long story many stories Someone's gotta get stabbed right and this thing walks into your room. How the fuck do you fit? Know what that is? Oh Yeah Yeah, I'm a fucking way woman really Geez wow. Oh, oh, it's the shoulder. He's good. Can this thing be killed by bullets? What was that? So now you want to shoot her? I thought we decided to be friends Why Oh well rip a rune. Oh my god. Oh, that was convenient Gabriel's like, whoa, I didn't do what do you want? Oh, is that the explanation what did he eat them? That seems like out of nowhere. She's just like That came out of nowhere. The Gabriel is like, you know what? She's the one that killed you, baby. Not me Oh, no, that was you maybe Why I'm fucking with lights too. That'd be great taking back control Please punch yourself in the face fight each other. Oh Kill her too, it'll be funny I guess is there no one else in this hospital? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Is this is this she's trapped Gabriel in a mine prison? And he thinks this is happening Yeah, no Gabriel You were always a monster. Good call. Good. Yeah I was overwhelmed by the madness that I forgot about it already. They were like, bro That's my trick. Come on. It's weird how she knows how to do this, but okay Yeah, I don't yeah Have a cool fight. Now I can do all the metrics you can. Oh, okay Can you please not get stopped? You don't deserve your body I can use it better than you Yeah, it looks so bad. Use it better. You just murder people. Yeah You doodle gangly. I'm taking it all back My mind you you can do that. You just like that my everything All right. Well, yeah, she's decided. I mean, yeah, I'm gonna need some pretty serious reconstructive surgery on my head Well, just if I was Gabriel, I'll be like, why have the rules changed? Oh, they get their money's worth out of those bars. I'll get ready for you Oh sequel Yes, please give us a beat I guess we can have a look at how successful this movie was is I don't know It wasn't oh no Imagine my shock Look, I think it's a hard classic. It's up there with all of them. Oh, it heals How is it still? No How is it? Oh All of my legs and arms are broken. Oh, this is terrible. Oh, I'm nothing. Um, we're at a hospital. Can you call somebody? Can you go next to that over? I need to lie down. Yeah, by the way Nobody in this hospital has done anything about any of this like is it just empty everybody had a pacemaker Every single one if he was strong enough to do this and so am I It looks like your legs are fine because of the shape of the bed and you could just have your legs Maybe she was fine the whole time. She's just trolling Maybe yeah, she's just trying to give her sister the motivation to To do whatever the fuck she just did by the way, no one was checked on the bleeding out detective who saved their lives The mom's just blug eyes. We're going to fuck god get out of here I'm just waiting for the detective to go. I'm okay too I've yearned for a blood connection with someone getting the end. It was right in front of me all along It's still gonna be a lot of trouble because technically you killed all these people just now You learned for a blood connect. They're pulling this out of fucking nowhere. By the way, she's going to prison forever Moral of this Best case scenario, she gets committed to an asylum for the rest of her life. What even would you say in court? It was it was the other me Look at mom just sitting there smiling. Yeah, nobody cares about the detective. I swear The fucking detectives blood should be pooling into the room It's fine to worry about him Okay, liquor liquor liquor. Oh, it's gonna flicker Of course, there will be or maybe it won't do it. Look at do it There it is. That's good enough. So they're setting up a sequel. Okay. Thank fuck because I need to know what happens next Oh, man, I just yeah, is the cop okay? No, we never found out They assume they showed him getting stabbed in the shoulder to be like, oh, yeah, he's not gonna die But still like nobody gave a fuck about him because it was implied that him and the sister were kind of you know They had they had a bit of an attraction going on there. I never really went anywhere Yeah, they're just like, I forget don't need that. Um, what a ride. What a movie I just didn't want that movie to end Wow, like I've been on an emotional rollercoaster with this. I can't that That film there was a lot of time in that film where I was legit thinking this is indistinguishable from parody Well, that's that is the question for this movie that everyone is trying to answer Like literally everyone on the internet is this on purpose or isn't it this has got to be on purpose Like the shitty acting the like the dodgy direction that the goofy fight scenes the over the top gore This has got to be a parody, but it was so much fun. It was great fun. Yeah I think when it when it walks that really fine line, you know where it takes itself just seriously enough that you can almost buy into it You know, yeah, yeah, it is what makes it 10 times better. You know, I'm not sure but I want to give it that much credit I that was shit It was it was funny to laugh at but it was fucking crap That has much that's worthwhile about it at all except for some cool shots Yeah, to present the alternative perspective What if it was he was trying to make this scary and that he did try to have an emotional core to the movie And he was just really fucking bad at it miserably If that was what was the intention and it was a complete failure I mean the bit the bit when she was just in the prison cell with all the strippers and hookers and and you know Just destroy Yeah, they were just a dick to her for no reason so that Gabriel could come out I guess but what if james one thought it was awesome that scene What if he was like, look how scary and awesome this is it had the shooting in the camera Like when she was fighting the cops it was shot like a john wick scene or something Well, it was shot. It was it reminded me of like those scenes in Aquaman where they did those spinning shots with the fight Like it looked exactly the same and it's like that's a tool I guess is what I mean It's like you look at and it's like there is some filmmaking talent behind the camera, but like oh, yeah the script Like I don't know what happened. I'm the actors. Holy shit. Well, yeah Oh, just none of none of them were good because you know the whole like walking backwards and Moving the body in weird ways. I think that's supposed to be scary, but it's just really funny It's when you pair that with a fight scene like this where you know They're taking on like a dozen different people simultaneously. It just looks like a cheesy kung fu movie or something Like yeah, the way she was killing all of those Weirdly dressed bitches in the cell. I was just losing it because I could just imagine streets of rage music in the background The first 20 or 30 minutes were kind of interesting because you really didn't have a handle on what this thing was Or what it wanted or what its true nature was and so it was kind of intriguing But damn I would not have picked this as the the answer to all those questions I still can't get over that chair throw. It was incredible. That was amazing Yeah, you could have done anything as a director to like, okay, we need these two out of the picture I guess so what are we gonna do to have that happen anyway? Yeah, why is she just what a dick? I guess, you know, it's not like I need motivation for it to throw a chair It's just really funny. It was funny. Yeah What's particularly funny she threw the chair not to slow them down and then kill them But to just throw it and then just ditch Yeah, again when they were leaving the room, he's like they're going anyway. I don't know you want to hurt them You don't want to kill them. I don't get it stan Yeah, and it's not like he was hurt and he needed to recuperate or anything like that He was he didn't take a scratch from what I understand. He cut his arm broken, right? Yeah, speaking of which she got shot twice and yet when you see her at the end of the movie She is walking around just perfectly fine. I like does she just instantly heal up like is that one of this Well, the hand healed up. Yeah, I don't understand it at all Like it's because if he has guns, but also guns can't really do anything I just love the operation scenes where it's like we have to remove Gabriel and you just see them kind of squishing him into her skull and then just Tidy now Um, I I'm sure that we talked over some very important scenes while we were laughing But um, yeah, I I cannot imagine that this film gets any better on a rewatch. No, why probably not I don't know that I want to watch that again unless it's with a whole bunch of people haven't seen it Yeah I still don't understand how zapping him gave him electro powers and allowed him to talk through AM radio I don't get that whatsoever It feels like that was done just to Introduce a supernatural element and keep you guessing about what it was You know almost make you think he's a spirit or something like that. What a great movie. Yeah Yeah, you know, there's a there's an idea in there about this this. Oh, you have a split personality Or you have a like there's two parts of you and they're both struggling for control In one of them that there's something you could do with that But this is like the worst way possible to do that But at least it circled back around to being really entertaining. Absolutely. Uh, it was funny I honestly think that maybe james wall was like would it be really creepy if the bad guy walked backwards and did clickity Clacketing with the labors and stuff really funny a lot of the time The first person she killed in the prison cell was she grabbed her neck and it just fell off like like Oh She's kind of standing there with her head jiggling back and forth like screaming with blood pumping Take the most over the top death It was the cop that you know tried to shoot her and like she just snaps both of her arms backwards And you see like the bones sticking out like damn that was a that was a bad way to go So how much of that um when gabriel was in action and everything How much of that was the stuntman and how much of that was cgi? I wonder it's like if it's if it's all stuntman that that guy was the best actor I mean the cgi face that was obviously like superimposed on the back of his head just looked fake as fuck It just kind of wobbles around all over his head if he was doing a lot of backward parkour I got a hand it to him. Um, I don't say the best actor was the fog Fog was everywhere in the living rooms in the kitchen in the all the places that everywhere was fog fog The creamery factory or whatever This pump just casually pumping fog out of the walls of the room The scene needs more fog More fog more fog more We don't have any more fog. Wait, why was um gabriel going down to uh the old seattle or whatever to hide? I guess but like it kind of hides in her body like you need her to get back to her house So she can wake up again. I guess he was running like getting away from the cop. Why did she go that way? Yeah, kind of like why did she and she seemed to know I suppose if you're gonna hide from a cop There's plenty of places to hide down there. I mean, it's not a bad hiding place Yeah, I guess so but it seemed like she really knew the layout well enough to where like you remember She's still a girl from the creamery. So she knows this place real well I guess maybe that's it. I don't know she's been following His mom for that long to where you just knew the area. Oh, I guess it doesn't make sense I did like the the overhead shot that you get in her house when she's fleeing upstairs You know and your camera's panning over all the rooms. It's quite quite cool. It's quite unusual. Yeah, it was it was interesting Yeah, it came out of nowhere and it was like, oh, hey, we're doing this and Probably just a cool idea he had and it was like it was just a little one-off You know didn't didn't reuse the shot or anything like that. It was just a one-off The camera itself just it was fine in this movie. Yeah good stuff So is this just an example of a fairly talented director working with an absolutely god-awful script? I mean like that I didn't miss a whole lot that everything was shown very clearly And so the camera work was really good. Probably. Yeah, the thing is like if the Performances were on purpose then I guess you did your job as a director as well in that regard But if it weren't then yeah, you Just didn't seem to give a fuck It was the the one that stood out me most of all was the the young girl who's like in the evidence room near the finale Like she's like a CID officer or something and Did they just pick her off the street? Yeah, do you want to be in a film? Yeah, she's 6.3. This has got an IMDb, which is quite a lot Well considering that it's probably like a two. Yeah, I mean it's it's entertaining I'll give it that I would never watch it again I wouldn't either James one is one of the three people who wrote this apparently three people wrote that it took three people to write this I don't uh, oh It does take three It feels like aquaman in the situation where people are it's fun. It's like but not in the ways that they intended it to be I'm gonna be honest with you I think it's obvious with aquaman that it wasn't fun for the intended reasons But this one like there are parts to this the you know the right at the beginning when Are we meant to be locked in when she's running towards the people in the like prison cell? Well, so this this is the question if james is it possible james one could join this call right now and say um Yeah, of course, this is all intentional. Yeah, this is all fucking hilarious to me. Is it not hilarious to you? Absolutely, I could believe that Absolutely, I I'm leaning towards this is all an earnest Do you remember one of the things that really put me in that position the guy with the tranquilizer when he first opens The door at the beginning and uh, we don't see what he sees his arm breaks. I think the camera just hangs on him. He's just like To me it came across as a comedic thing like It's almost like an austin powers moment like I don't know the whole setup I mean the big like extravagant hospital building is like something out of a 1950s horror movie, you know With the old timey chairs. Yeah What the fuck was that? I think he just knows. Oh, these are scary things Well, you can just imagine a book to the you go to the props guys is like, what have we got? Sorry, oh, we've got a lot of wheelchairs Oh, we have in the fog We're almost equal references for how I'd be like see this is obviously stupid Then I'd be like so I don't know if this was done intentionally because it's pretty funny Like I feel like I could do that for the whole film. This just loads of like I feel if you were going for a a parody it would be Stronger in that aspect. Yeah, like because you point to some scenes and you're like Is this parody because of how bad they are? But a lot of the film like legit tries to be scary Like when she shows up behind somebody or when you have the scenes where oh the back door is open But does that mean that she changed forms and then opened the door up again? I'm not gonna pretend to understand how it works. Yeah, I don't yeah I'm sure this movie on a rewatch just suffers even more We were under the impression of good teleport it can't yeah physical body This is going visible or whatever on the first watch through because you don't know what it is And it does a lot of that kind of weird teleportation stuff in the early stages of the movie You kind of just let it slide because you don't know what you're dealing with. Yeah Like you say if you watch it now, you'd be like that's not physically possible. You couldn't be like the fridge door Like how did you with the fridge? There are stupid things like if you guys go back to when you when the husband boyfriend Whatever first sees the tv's on it hangs for a while of him having a full view of the the room seeing the tv That just pans right and she's there. It's like how the hell did he see her when he walked into the room? Like that he realizes that later. Yeah This is like mando in the uh in episode five where he's like in between the strobing lights He just legitimately disappears. Yeah, it's What You could teleport was it ever explained why he valued that sharp trophy so much or the jacket? No Well, so the doctor got it for excellence and it might be to do with maybe she got that trophy for removing gabriel Oh, probably yeah, but the thing is After he kills her with the trophy the trophy doesn't mean anything after that point like it served its function Well, I guess you can't revenge on them all right. I just like it It's It's the award given for the removal of gabriel presumably and thus the weapon gabriel will use to kill all of the people involved With removing him. There you go Would they know what that is or was it just for him and in the leather jacket. Is it just spooky? That's spooky Because she has like an armory up in her attic and she didn't know about it With um, where is that scene and you see that again the falling through the roof scene That house that house with the freaking four-story living room The height of the fucking ceiling when she falls through That's the house thing where you could see how tiny it is Well, not tiny but you see the size of it on the outside and you go inside and instantly massive front hallway with this staircase And you have the big living room and I'm like so that's how you start a really well-crafted parody And then the house either like you said mallard just changes completely Like it's legitimately a different house and nobody acknowledges it Or it's just super big in a very obvious way when they show a small house But I don't think they cared they were just like no We just need space for her to run around and do things and gabriel didn't intend for that to happen By the way when she fell through there Oh, well, I guess that's kind of funny and now the whole scene where she goes back to the spooky hospital and Just the delivery of information for how we learned the backstory and it's all so Nice nice racks. Good one. Yeah, boy You're so good at puns you're making them without realizing It's that's the thing. There's a part of my brain level There's there's pun There puns all is my sister. Uh, she was a great influence on you. Yeah, she was she's she got Removed from my Toe when you can do it you grew in my toe and they had to cut her off But her pun creation is still in my brain. I can access parts of my brain Sometimes it's subconscious because Rapunzel's making the puns. It's not even you So the ultimate question if james wandsaw is watching this film. Do you think he would be happy or sad? With our reactions, I mean, I don't I don't know the guy I really don't know. Oh, well, you don't have to know the guy what I'm saying is it comes down to just How intentional do you think all of it was do you think that the person who made this thing would be happy to see our reactions or sad? I think it'd be happy to know that he's brought such joy to our lives for a couple of hours Yeah, there is that but uh, I still do think that there are several moments. We was like damn that was actually supposed to be scary Oh, well Damn it. I mean, like you said, maybe he is a person who's just I'm glad that they're enjoying themselves one way or the other But I I think he he tried too hard with this I think he really tried to do something scary. He's just not good at it Well, is it is it basically two movies fused together? Just like two characters fused together like the first half is Trying to be a more straight up horror movie with like hints of the supernatural and stuff And then when when you get to the second half it just goes fuck it It just goes into parody mode and then you get all the goofy fight in That could just be because women there's more killing in the second half Which is natural for a horror movie and just the killing itself is pretty goofy in this Well, you have those movies like let's say like wish upon right that was made to be a legitimate Oh, yes, scary movie and I think it's just a case of I think this person is just an untalented loser All the little details like when when the lady is hiding in the evidence room How she's the only cop who doesn't die or whatever and she's hiding in the evidence room And there's just clearly a light shining on her face Things like that going through this and picking it apart. This is a this is one of those Those critic fodder movies where it's like, hey, you want to start making fun of movies? This is a good this is one of those movies you throw to somebody and say all right Go for it find as many things wrong as possible. Go for it. So you do think it was an innest attempt to make a horror movie I do. Yeah, fair enough. I think let me ask you that. What's the theme of this movie identity and control family I think the theme bus Yep Well, all righty, then that's malignant everyone. I hope you had fun. Happy halloween. We did Absolutely, we did for sure. Maybe we'll watch an actual scary movie at some point at e-fat movies I don't know I don't know if they exist anymore. No, okay. Goodbye Turkey noises The scariest Would you bring me?