 Full word, are you about to hit the dad pen? You about to hit the dad pen, huh? It is, bro. Hey, it was good boys. Welcome back to another video. Gotta be the most requested video we've ever gotten. Yes, 100%, all the comments. Tooth or smoke, tooth or smoke, just gone crazy. Ever since, yeah, ever since Truth or Drink has been absolutely wild. Let's get this off our chest right at the start of the video. Everybody's got their opinions on smoking weed, okay? I totally understand that. In every state that I've lived, it is completely legal. And not only that, it's literally like going to the grocery store. I can't tell you how simple it was to get it. I mean, you go in the store, you tell them what you want and they get it for you. So I understand everybody's got their opinion. In my personal opinion, if I can walk in the store and just buy that. For some reason, there's no horrible stigma around drinking, but there is this horrible stigma around weed. Your impairment levels, your poor decision-making skills, and just your cognitive dissonance when using alcohol is significantly worse than when you're smoking weed. So as far as how bad it is for you, I think they're both bad for you. Alcohol's a lot worse. Alcohol's a lot worse. So I don't know why Truth or Drink is such a cool video, but Truth or Smoke is like controversial, but this is Truth or Smoke. The rules are simple. If we do not want to answer the question, we have to smoke. So by the end of this video, presumably we're gonna be very hot. Yes, yeah. So, man, fun. We're smoking a dab pen today. We got Mills and Shane, the boys, they moderated Truth or Dick. What? They fucked my ass. Truth or Dick. So they're gonna ask us questions. If we do not want to answer or we can't answer, we're taking one hit. If we do answer, we're safe for that round. So presumably we're gonna get hit with some heaters here and we're gonna be insanely hot. Yeah, I'm scared. Cause last this Truth or Drink that we did with them, there was some heater questions. There was some heaters. Mills, Shane, first question. What do you got? Going on, who's in Paris? Are we just starting off like this? No, no, dude. I'm not answering that question. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who's in Paris? Oh, by the way, yeah. I think YouTube's guideline says we cannot like actually smoke weed on camera as far as I'm concerned. So we are gonna cut it out, but there's gonna be no mystery by the end of this if I'm high or not. It feels like a high, it feels like a high, it feels like a high. Yeah, question number two, least favorite race. A high. Dude, you know what's so sad? You know that we both have an answer, right? Every human in the right mind has an answer to this question. Nobody is such a good person. They don't have an answer. I just can't say it. Yeah, we're on question number two and we're smoking twice already. All right, well, we're getting right into this. Mila Shay, what's your answer? You don't have to smoke, so you can just say it. It's not a big deal, bro. Eat a dick. Ha, ha, ha, ha. It feels like a high, it feels like a high, it feels like a high. I'm hitting a blankie. He's about to get blanking in here. Stanklers, blanklers. You are a Thanos. Half of all of humanity dies, but you have to decide who dies. What do you choose? We have to choose the 3.5 billion people who die? Yeah. 70 plus, I'm gonna go all criminals, right? Oh, okay. Anyone who's committed a felony, misdemeanors don't count. I do committed a felony. There's some soft felonies out there, though. I can't get sex with a minor, like. Hey, yo, what the? Because I'm not racist, I'm gonna equally take out all races. Just the whole middle of Africa, boom. Whole middle of South America, boom. That's 2 billion, I got my Mexicanos, I got my blacks. Whites are next, we're going to Canada. The Middle East, India and Asia can get this work too. Yeah, it's gotta be even. We'll do like mini nukes for like 5 or 8K. Gotta keep it even rations around there. Well, that's random though, I'm saying random though. We have to choose. What do we choose? We're choosing like a race again? Yes. Asians. Oh, whoa, what do you mean? Get the fuck out of here. Biggs looks at me so disappointed because that's his favorite. I really don't have an opinion on it. You just nuked an entire race off the planet on a spike. I'm nuking all white Burnett girls off the planet. I think that constitutes as an answer. Sure. Here's your next tater. If you have kept an item from an ex, what did you keep and why? I actually did. I kept something from two of them. I took their virginity and I ain't getting anything back. I haven't. Unless I had like there's something at my house that I don't know, I have not. I agree, I don't think I kept anything. What is the most embarrassing thing you've ever done while clapping cheeks? Oh, I'll go first. Go ahead. Mine's gotta be literally like just nutting within like, I'd say probably 15 seconds. Probably 10. Give me 10. Give me 10 probably. Like maybe like two or three pumps and I'm like, oh, shit. No, I always hit them with a no. I need a condom. Oh shoot, I gotta go grab a condom. I'm gonna run in the bathroom, there's never a condom. Just run around for a bit, get a breather. Yeah, and then while you got like four more pumps left. So yours is like the same thing, but you just get a condom? I did that one time too because I had talked myself up so much to this girl. Came over, three pumps and I was gone eight seconds is an aggressive overestimate. It was like four or five. And for the next year straight, anytime she'd see a meme that was like when he nuts in three seconds, she'd send it to me. So much like literally, so much so that I blocked it. I learned when my phone was like, I can't take it. Dude, I nutted so hard. I shit. I've never heard that. The old accidental blumpkin. Dude, we're on question like number four. We need to get going here. All right, so describe your most shameful class. No names obviously, but you know where you were reaching for the bottom of the bear. And you scrounging around the bottom of the bear. I clapped this chick who was like, what's two plus two? Four. I clapped this chick who was a good four. And I learned after the fact that little brother Connor comes up to me. He goes, bro, I had, I feel so bad. Like I had sex with just like the ugliest girl. And I was like, bro, actually I can empathize with you. Like it's all good. I did the same thing. He pulls a girl up. He's the same girl. He likes that we clapped the same girl with it a week times, man. Isn't that rad? We're not just brothers. We also partake in English together. Yeah! Martin with the penguins. Dude, we both. I don't know if I really have one. Yeah, Chase only fucks 10s, you guys. I don't have anything embarrassing ever. I guess the regrettable one are the, yeah. I mean, it was, I was bottom of the barrel was the girl ended up having a boyfriend after the fact and I did not know. Oh, that's not, whoa. It was very regrettable for me. No, Chase, it's when you're shooting for the nine all day in the bar. And then halfway through, you realize you're not gonna close. So you're like, okay, I'll settle for a seven. So you settle for a seven and you're talking to her and you would go, oh no, I'm not gonna close. So you get the barrel out and you start talking to fives and you're like, oh no, I'm not gonna close. So you're gonna have a two, then? I could say I've never done that. I do, I thrive in the bottom of the barrel. Sometimes I don't even start at the top of the barrel. I dive in the barrel, I can just straight to the bottom. Would you give your dad a head to save your mom's life if you don't, then she dies? He just throws that at you. I'm smoking. Yeah, you dig it. He just throws that at you. I'm not answering that, bro. I mean, you gotta hold the load. Dude, shot it. That's literally so gross, I'm not. I'm smoking to that, I'm smoking to that. Nope, I'm smoking with my boy here. He feels like a ha, he feels like a ha, he feels like a ha. Okay, that was questioned, I think, like five-ish and we had to smoke again. So we've smoked three times now. Three solid dad pen rips. Dad pens send you straight to the moon. I think we're going to Pluto next. Yeah, by the way, I know I started this video off by saying like, weed isn't as bad as you. I'm high. Would you rather be a child sex predator and get away with that or not be a child sex predator? But everyone thinks you are one. So would I rather have my current life? What'd it do, baby? Screw both of those. Absolutely screw both of those. I feel like I want to smoke again. Would you rather take a fall for a bad crime or would you rather commit the crime and get away with it? Well, it depends on the crime though because this crime is fucking terrible. Yeah, I know you're ready. Like you have to live with that in your head for the rest of your life. I think I would rather go kill someone. It would really suck too is like you actually didn't do it but everyone thinks you did. Yeah, I'm going to choose that though. I'm going to choose I'm not a sex predator. Everyone just thinks I am. It's about damn time. Chase, which one of Matt's exes would you clap and why? Whoa. I don't think, I got to smoke to that. You want to clap one of my exes, bro? Oh, I definitely would. Whoa. I don't know. I can't do that to my boy. I would let you clap. I would clap with you. Oh, I could not do that. I tell you out of your exes, I would fuck you. What is your body count? You probably got to smoke. I literally... You got to bring out the fingers and toes. I couldn't tell you. I'm hitting this. I do not feel comfortable answering that question. I'm going to hit it too. Dude, I'm going to be so cooked. I'm going to order some food. Okay. This one's a little bit of a thinker. Does a staircase go up or down? Does a staircase go up or down? I'm looking at the staircase. It goes fucking up. It goes up. Yeah, but when you're standing on top, what is it doing? It's going down. What about when you're in the middle? Yeah, what about when you're in the middle, actually? So he's going up. Oh, going down too. Yeah, but you're going down. Meag's went and walked up and down the stairs. I didn't learn that, bro. I really thought that was going to teach me. What is a dog? What is a dog? What is a dog? What? Fulbert. Fulbert is a dog, if you can catch it. The concept of a dog is very fucking weird. That's for sure. Like, you just have a wild animal that lives with you in your house. The only way it stays alive is if you feed it. Fulbert. Fulbert. I'm going to get your wiener. Look at Fulbert's wiener. All right, boys. Final question? I don't know what you're doing. I'm pretty high, all right. So I'm glad that this is potentially ending here. All right, so how much do you think you'd have to pay me to make out with a guy? How much am I paying you, Mills? You want to get paid to make out with a guy? I'm paying you, Mills. You're not supposed to make out with a guy. I bet zero bucks, huh, Mills? You pay me? Pay me to make out with me, Mills? Who's smoking or what, Mills? My house is making it a dick. Well, clearly, that's you who's trying to. I'm paying you to make out with a dude. How much would we have to get paid to make out with a dude? If I were to weigh overshoot, like, yeah, I don't want to. Wait, wait, make it like, do I give him a little peck on his way in here or do I got to get my tongue in there? Make out, you got to get in there. Do I have to grab the back of his head and have him call me daddy? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah, are you grabbing his ass cheeks at the same time? I don't give a fuck what you do with your hand. Is he hot or is he a smoke? That doesn't matter, dude, no, man. Is he a smoke or is this dude like smoke? So he's probably like 70. He's probably got to fuck into his sweats, pulled up to his tits. He's probably got some new bales on. Grass stains on him? Oh, beer gut and everything. All gray outfit. It depends on how long the make out is, is how much my price points are. It's just a make out. It's just a make out. It's a casual make out, six or seven seconds. Give me 50K. Give me 50K. Is that too much? I can't tell. $50,000? Give me 50K. I wouldn't suck on his toes. What are you talking about? I literally was going to be in the millions. The actual millions, bro, the M. Mills, what about you dude? Am I crazy? You said 50K? Are you kidding? I'd give that guy the business for 50K. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. I'm giving him the works for 50K. There's a dude standing next to us with a briefcase with 50K sitting there. That dude is getting in now. That's disgusting. Hey, we answered it though. Yeah. Oh my goodness. We're on way to total's different ends of the spectrum there. Way too much. I can't even talk to you. I'm so fucking high. OK. Mills, Shane, thank you for being here, boys. Absolute clutch. Y'all, y'all. Thanks for having us. I'll see you soon. Bring that briefcase. Boys, Truth or Smoke, I hope you enjoyed this banger. If you guys really did like it, we're not going to get screeched at by anti-weed people. We will make a part two absolutely. Get a new part two of Truth or Drink as well. We'll see if we do that. Maybe we just came around the cruise. Maybe we do Truth or Drink and Smoke and we just get crossed. That sounds like a bad idea. Oh, we love you, boys. Thanks for watching as always. I don't remember how I end my videos. I don't know. All right. We'll see you in the next one. And then you go like that. There's no way I do that. Like and subscribe. Hit the bell down below. I don't see that either. I love you, boys. Thanks for watching as always. Peace out. 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