 This video is brought to you by Squarespace. Hi, I promise that this is gonna be the last Animal Crossing video. I can't really promise that. I don't promise that. I still haven't done anything else. I think my hours in the game are up to like, I don't know, 140? I've played 50 hours since the last video. What are you at? Ah! Ha ha ha ha, 265 for Kim. It's all we've done. I haven't played anything else. I don't have any other videos to make. So today we are going to visit your island, probably not your island because you're watching this too late. So the islands have a rating. So Isabelle will rate you out of five stars. But screw her rating because I currently have a five star island but she's calling it a four star. I feel like her grading system is very arbitrary. I don't think she likes me, okay? So we're gonna go to your islands and rate it out of five as to our own personal, more accurate tastes. But first, to prove that I have in me the skill set to rate an island, I'm gonna show you my amazing beautiful island. So you'll know what I am capable of. So when I judge you harsh, it's coming from a place of, well, he knows best. Kind of like when Simon Cowell puts, wait, can he sing? No. Then why was he judging us? So here's my orchid with all my fruit plants and that's my house. Did you just say orchid? Orchid? I live out here on my own. This is my side of the island. So I like to consider all of this like my space. And then up here is my nature trail because sometimes you just got to get out and about. I have my little wind farm up here harvesting non-electrical energy. Isn't that, it's not electrical, is it? I thought you were gonna say electrolytes. I know it's like that. Harvesting electrolytes for my villages. Oh, your little Toadstools, that's nice. Oh yeah, I got Toadstools. Are you jealous? Oh God, I forgot about the creepy island baby. Hey, you leave my island baby alone. I hate him, he's the worst. He's been there since like day three. He's not gone. I know, I hate him. I gave Bam my little reindeer a basketball hoop because he likes basketball. Oh, speaking of Bam, I think that's him up there. He's always hanging out in these trees. He has an obsession with these bamboo trees. He loves the boy who thinks it's named after him. He's a good boy. Bam, bam. Don't talk to Bam. I saw a kutcher and he's my friend. He doesn't like you. He loves me. He tells me when you've gone not to invite you back. So this is like my whole neighborhood area. So all of my villages live up here. I have a little picnic area here with a sandbox for the kids to play even though there's no kids in this game. Yeah, I do find that a bit strange. This bridge is brand spankin' new. Quite proud of it. Took a long time to build that. More neighborhoods over here. Well, neighborhood. And then down here is my town hall. I finally have the nook upgrade store. That took so long because I'm not a cheater. I mean, technically, you can't say that today. Shh, stop. Okay, I cheated for the first time today just because that bridge that we walked across just then wasn't finished yet. I wanted it to look nice for you guys. Okay, I did it for you, but Kim, I need you to come down here. Oh no, not again! Because I have a very important question to ask you. I would like to ask you in Animal Crossing if you're marrying me. Where's the no emo? No! Is that excited? Is that an excited yes? Yes, yes, a million times, yes. Okay, good. I had so many emotes ready, like I was gonna be nervous while I was waiting for you to reply. And if you said no, I already had my aggravation ready. I have this one. Oh no! Will you take my round stub of a hand in marriage? Where does that ring even go? Just go in the bracelet. Oh maybe. I dropped 70,000 on this ring, by the way. So you better say yes. I had a cheap ring. Okay. It's the most expensive ring you can get in the game. I don't think it is. It's the most expensive ring. All right, let's visit some islands. This newly, newly beloved, newly wed, newly engaged. Is there like a word for newly engaged? It's probably just newly engaged. Betrothed. Betrothed! That's the one. That's the one I was looking for. Yeah, you weren't gonna find it on your own. You pick one, you pick one of these people. What name is sticking out to you? Leanne. Still construction going on. I think that's all of us. I understand. If you're welcoming me into your island to raid it, I don't care if it's under construction. I'm not gonna go easy on you for that. You've accepted me into your life. I'm gonna give you the answer. Maybe you should give the best island the money. I'm not giving people my bells. My hard-earned turnip money bells. This is not hard earned. You asked people who had the best turnip prices. I made two meal on the turnip stock market this week. Oh, I feel rich in the game. No! You fool. I hate that even when you're here because I can't redo it while you're here. So now there's just a big patch in the middle of my road. Who wants to kick off their road? It's so dumb. Mmm. I'm gonna end the session. You're getting out of here. You're kicking me out. Yeah. All right. You answered my question. You said yes. I know if you do that, sometimes it clears my inventory. You've never done that before. But it won't. What if it didn't? I am always right in this new marriage of ours. If I'm just gonna be when I get home, you're gonna be the devil. You married into this. I swear, if I knew the marriage was gonna be like this. No wonder what that ring sells for. Back to the nook store. I'll find out when I pawn it. I hate how long this takes. I wish it would be like, I wanna visit someone online. I wanna visit someone locally. That way you don't have to ask me two questions. I also hate that it has to check that I'm online or connect that I'm online. I am online. We just did this when Kim left the island. You don't need to do it again. You damn bird whose fingers don't even reach the freaking keyboard. Oh, hi. Since Nintendo is so bad at doing anything online, we're gonna be waiting a little bit for these two chuckleheads to join the next island. This is probably a good time to talk about today's sponsor, Squarespace. Hey, Squarespace. Squarespace is the all in one website to build a beautiful website, super easy. I finally have my own website, which I made all myself. Super easy. Just pick from one of their unique designs and start filling it full of your own content or start with a blank page and do your own thing. I highly recommend you make your own website with Squarespace, whether it's for your own business or just personal reasons. I mean, it's so easy, why not? All right on. Okay, I need you to settle down. I don't need a hype man right now. Whoever you are, definitely not me, even though I forgot to change shirts. Anyway, you can track your sales through the site or see how many people are visiting and where from, for example, if you're that one guy in island that already checked out my website. Thank you. Nintendo was me. That was a talent. Just go to squarespace.com for a free trial and then when you have all of it the way you want and you're ready to launch, go to squarespace.com forward slash beat em ups to get 10% off your first purchase of a domain or website. Well, we still have some time to kill, but I'll just go ahead and fast forward it. Nintendo, what are you doing? Thank you Squarespace for sponsoring. Let's get back to it. What is that? That's cute. What has she done there? She's found a little supplies there for when she needs to make stuff. That is so clever. I actually like that. She's already got one stuff for sure. What is that? I have one. I want it. Oh, she made a bus. I love it. Hi, Kim ain't coming. Sorry. She's Azera. Is there like a waiting for the bus? No. Oh, no. Kim bailed. No. I did not. No. But you did. You did. No. So I don't know if I love it. Oh, she's so cute. She's actually pretty cute. I love her. I would take that pig with her, but my hip are. Oh. That is so smart to put it outside your museum and make it look all fancy. What? Is it outside the museum? Yeah, it's outside the museum. This is really cool. This feels like the entrance of a grand museum. Yeah, I really like it. I'm going to tell her it's cool. Really cool. Oh, this is really cool too. I like the dirt here. I would have put sand. Oh, she's got that bamboo shelf. Oh, that is a cool bamboo shelf. So what? Every time I visit someone's island, I see a bunch of things I haven't seen before. Maybe you should give her presents now. Oh, yeah. What do you want to give her? No. Well, now I know it. Your island is great. It's perfect. It's wonderful. It's four stars. Next, bringing the next contestant. That is fancy. Moose Toots, look at you. Oh, that's so smart. There's a lawn mower in the middle. Look at this fancy guy. Oh, I forgot there was a step in my engagement plan where I was supposed to change to my engagement outfit. But I guess I'll do it now so I can be matching with this guy. Oh, he's got a cool known with sunglasses. I'm not realizing I didn't even say hello. I was so excited. Perhaps you should do that. Hi. Well, apparently everyone does this whole dinosaur thing. I love that he's roped it off. That's real clever. I didn't realize how big they were. They're like museum size when you put them outside. I've never even placed a fossil before. I have with the little ones. I like the amber ones. Oh, he's got a campsite villager. I never see that. I've only had two villages on my campsite. I know. Oh, she's badass. Rodeo. Don't move him. Move to my island. Can I steal her? She's cool. I have a hippo that she can replace. She's got like a legit gas station. There's this poop. What the heck? This is so clever. It looks like a gas station, little pit stop. Who's in here? I wonder. I don't know. We're gonna find out. Oh, you got him. A race car. Penguin. Penguin. I won a penguin. You know, we didn't look at this place. This is so cool. I love it. I really like it. It's so clever. I'd give this island a 4.5. No. No, no, no. I said JK. He knows I'm joking. I hope he sees the JK. Bye. Oh, oh, oh. By the way, I should have said Kim's doing an island tour video on her channel. It is real bad. So if you want to see Kim's island, watch that. Hi. Hi. You're the first person technically because we visited two islands, and then I remembered I was supposed to be recording. All right, I'm on your island. Where's your house? I want to barge in. There's a monkey. There's a monkey. You got a monkey. Yeah, I got a monkey. I tried to get her to move out. What? Oh, yeah, I see it. She turned around. That's how I feel about my hippo. I'm trying to get my hippo to leave. I feel like your house, and maybe I'm wrong. I don't want to speak out of turn. But I feel like you're in the same position as me where you don't have enough cabinets, but you have things you want to display. So they're just kind of on the floor. I do that, too. Yeah, I have no favorites at all. I know. I swear, there's no furniture in the game. Oh, it's like a library. You have the nice wallpaper. It's a little steampunky feeling. That's so cute. That's a nice cabinet. That's fancy. Oh, yeah. So we bought some gifts to leave people. I don't know if you'll need any of it. I've just been guessing, but now we can ask you. Can I interest you in a toilet? All right, here, just have some sticks now. Why? That's all I got left. Thank you. You're welcome. You can make a fishing rod. But anything you catch, I'll take. I feel like honestly, we could hang out and talk all night, but I need to keep making the video. Really, it's fine. It was so cool to meet you guys. It was cool to meet you, too. Thank you for having us. The last thing we have to do is rate your island. What is your actual rating? What does Isabel give you? It's a five-star rating, but I'm not sure if I cheated for it because when I was at four stars, I just dumped all my furniture on one beam. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've seen people do that. I'm actually at that point where I think I need to do that. Yeah, and then I just clicked everything up and I thought it will go down again, but it did not. Well, look, I have a five-star. So, I mean, in my opinion, I do. So if mine is the pinnacle, I don't know if this reaches the pinnacle that is my island. But I will give this a solid best score of the day so far, 4.6. Kim hasn't gone above a 2 today. That is not true. What would you give Kim? I mean, I feel like it's a five-star. She feels like it's a five-star. It's definitely better than Kim's island. Hey! It was really nice to meet you. You, too. Thank you so much. Have a good night. All right, we'll do one more. I really wish we had been doing the people the whole time. That was my idea. I just, I forgot completely. I thought you didn't want to. No, I just completely forgot. If this video gets 20,000 likes, I'll do it again, and I'll actually call people. Hi! How's it going? Good, how are you? Doing absolutely well. We're on the way to your island. Yeah, my wife has been putting in the hours on this. Tell me about it. Kim's at, like, 265. I'm at, like, 140, 150. And I hate whenever I say that and people online are like, those are rookie numbers. Hi, I like the sushi dress. It was on sale today. Oh, nice. Do you share an island? No, this is just mine. I haven't been convinced to get it yet. You should. I know, crazy, right? I've been replaying Mass Effect and Drama there recently. Oh, sorry to hear that. Oh, there's a soccer field. That's what I wanted to do to mine. That took me, like, two hours. Yeah, I can imagine. It's really clever, though. I like it. I wish you could actually kick the ball around. How fun would that be? My two-year-old keeps asking me to push the ball. I didn't even know you could do that. That's all you can do with it. That, oh, yeah, you could just push it around. Well, thanks so much for having us on the island. Don't forget the stuff. Oh, yeah, we brought stuff. I'll drop this. No, I won't. He's thinking about it. Toilet. Some bee hives. I don't need those. You have some trash. All right, guys, thank you so much. Thank you for having us. It was awesome. Thank you. Bye. All right, thank you, everyone, that had us over your island. It was really fun. If you want us to do this again, like the video next time, if we do it again, we'll actually call people from the start, organize it in advance, so we don't spring it on people like we did this time. But it was so much fun. Check out Kim's video if it's up. If this video had a sponsor, link below. Check that out. It probably did. OK, bye. Bye. See you. Say bye. Here's the set for a while. We'll see you again. Put a smile on your dial. See you in a little while from wood and all his friends.