 Don't die, I will try my darndest. Do not die. Not sure what that sound is, but I don't like it. My hands are so sweaty. My knees are not actually very weak and I don't have palm spaghetti. Whoa, dude, I've never done that jump attack before. That's pretty cool. Did I? Yes, I did, dude, look at all the blood echoes. I did not realize that. I did not realize that because those are from the last time I played. I didn't realize that that happens. I'm gonna run up here just for a sec because God, these dudes are really trying to get me. Oh my God, dude, why are there so many of you? Stop. Okay, there's two down. I really wish that I had a molotov. This is extremely bad. Nope, oh yeah, they suck for multiple reasons. One, they hit pretty hard. Two, they poison you. And I hate being poisoned. It's so not fun and it's so not cool that they do that. God, this part sucks for multiple reasons because oh my God. So there's one, two, three, four of them that I have to deal with. Three small ones and one big one. And then after that, I think there's more outside too. Just super cool and very awesome to deal with. One of my fave things for sure. Oh, good. Another one, oh good, I missed. Cool. Oh, I thought I got him too. Okay, and I hate the birds, hate them all. What can I say? I really do. They're just annoying, you know? If I can get killed by birds, I'm going to be so upset. I don't trust them. I don't trust them. I almost just got killed by all those birds. I have to go back and kill the birds. God, you're annoying. What do you have, mister? Well, this looks scary down here. I don't really like that at all. That looks kind of spooky. Where's the next lamp? I need some exchanging to happen with these blood echoes. Look at my hips, way, dude. Oh my God. Oh my God. Ooh, is this a shortcut? Is this a shortcut? Oh, it is a shortcut. Cool. Sweet. Well, on the bright side, I don't have to do a ton to get back there because at least I don't have to go through that whole thing again. And hey, maybe I'll just get a bunch of blood echoes and then I'll have like 12,000 or 15,000, you know? Trying to look on the bright side of whatever. Should I keep going or should I go back and redeem these blood echoes because I don't wanna die? I don't know. Are your feet? Oh my God, there's so many of you. There's so many of you. Disgusting. Disgusting. I'm gonna go back to the lamp and deal with these blood echoes because I just really have no desire to fight those little dog boys. This is Spencer, my sweet baby boy. My sweet baby boy from heaven above. Look at him. Gaze upon him. Everybody tell him he's a good boy. Spencer, you a good boy? Spencer? Spencer, you a good boy? Hey, hey, excuse me, Spencer. Oh, there you are. Hey, but what if you locked onto him? Hey, but what if, but what if you lock? Nope. Which way do we want to go? Is this a boss? I have a feeling that that door is a boss. Well, I do gotta say, I don't feel super safe in this neighborhood. Feel like there's some boys out here. Let's go. What's this? What's this? What? How did you appear here? What the hell just happened? Why did you just appear? What? Did he jump from somewhere? Where did he come from? Did he just not let, and I said, brah, where did you come from, brah? Let me do a TikTok dance for you. You fucking, God, I really, I've gotta tell you, I cannot stand you. The suits are a lot easier to beat now though. Dude. Oh wait. Oh no. This is a boss, isn't it? Hello? Are you a real person? No. This is a boss. This is a boss. Do I want to do a boss right now? I guess so. Oh no, no introduction at all? We're just gonna hop right into this. Is that what we're doing? Okay, cool. I guess that's what we're doing. Oh, you're, okay. Okay. Yeah. Well, one of those missed. For God, I was using short range. That actually makes sense. Wow, it is extremely hard to hit with the Molotovs right now. What kind of aim is this? Aim is the answer. See what I'm really worried about? He's really hard to hit. It's cause he's so skinny. His hitbox is really, really small. He gonna morph into his second form but God damn it, I was being poisoned. Shit. God damn it. I was completely not paying attention to my HP. I was really dumb. I completely forgot that I was poisoned. Definitely want to summon this boy again for sure. His poison hits for so much. What the fuck? Why does it hit so? Ethan started listening to copyrighted music during his stream. So I made this montage to combat that. Please enjoy. After dying, chat reminded Ethan that antidotes exist. He then immediately made his way back to the boss where he summoned his favorite boy, Alfred. This time, Ethan was confident that he could win and it was a good fight. But there was one fatal flaw. He started the fight with only four blood vials and he just used his last one. Ethan had victory in his grasp but he died. He was not very happy about it. After dying, he decided he should try grinding just a little bit more. And as you can see, many foul creatures were slain. Here is footage of Ethan enjoying his copyrighted music. After grinding, he fortified his weapon and filled up on blood vials, cocktails, and oil. With more supplies and a better weapon, he decided to make the trek back to the boss. And of course, Alfred was summoned yet again. And then, before you know it, the fight had begun. As you can see in the footage, it was an absolute slaughter. There was no way Ethan could possibly lose. And with impeccable dodges, flawless timing, and pinpoint accuracy, Ethan had finally beat the boss. But he still died to poison. Oh, I think we're good. I think we're good. There's nothing there. So I think we did it. Cool, third boss down. That was the hardest one by far so far, which makes sense because, I'm an idiot. See, it's funny because I thought the boss fight was gonna be down here. I thought it was gonna be through this door. But nay. What? I can't even open it. 20,000 blood echoes, I never had this many. Whoops, accidentally. I accidentally pressed that. Oh, hey, big boy. I don't remember you being able. I don't remember you at all, actually, nevermind. Were you not here before? I don't think this dude was here before. Nope. What the hell? This dude was not here before at all. What? Uh, excuse me? What is this happening? Guess they don't lock me up. Can I help you out, dude? Do you wanna get out of here, though? Okay. All right, I'll leave you be. Kill them? I think I will, actually. I will secure the bag. What up with the moon, dude? Do not throw your fucking bag at me, man. I'm pissed at you. Dude, I'm pissed at you! Two of you at the same time. That sounds like a bad time. Who was this? The Nightmare's Rituals crave a newborn. Find one and silence its heroine cry. Do I have? Do I have to kill a baby? That's pretty much what it just said. Dog, I don't wanna kill a baby. That does not sound super chill. Ow, ow, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, what the? Oh, wait, I'm alive? Not for much longer, because I didn't heal. Jesus Christ. Okay, oh man, this game's easy. Got him with two. You love to see it. Got him with two. You love to see it. And he uses a stupid little bag and he thinks, oh, I'm cool. To that I say no! Dude, he almost. All right, guys, we're gonna do a raid. Thank you guys so much for coming out to the stream. This game is incredibly frustrating. What did we learn? I'm not gonna play Bloodborne anymore. No, I absolutely am. I really, really am enjoying this game.