 Oh Yeah, yeah, you don't want to see me It's gone worse I thought it was this Watched my last video where I reviewed arc on switch. You'll know that I'm sick. I'm really Not feeling too well, and I thought that arc was making me sick But now as I progressively get worse throughout the week, I'm starting to think Maybe it's not arc and maybe it's something else Maybe it's this monstrosity the plague of the internet. I feel like it's plaguing me In the worst attempt at a cash grab I've seen Sony ever try an attempt the quality is so poor effort was not made this thing was announced Feels like weeks ago. I guess when they had the idea to make it they announced it And then they rushed it in a production and they threw it on the show so that we would go out and buy it To start with we need to see what it is that Sony so graciously gave us for a hundred dollars We got two controllers. I don't This is my first issue Why are they the original model of the PlayStation 1 controller the one that even they knew was bad because promptly on PlayStation 1 they upgraded it and gave us analog sticks. I know we're going for a retro theme But you went too far. No one wants to play games with these anymore I'm gonna actually show you how bad this thing is. I'm gonna have to turn it on So I have the power cord which is a USB thing and now I just need the little power brick to um The little power brick to a To plug it. Where is it? Where is the freaking the little the the actual part that I need to plug it into the wall Did I lose it? USB AC adapter not included They didn't include To I'm supposed to provide my own power a hundred dollars for the system You can't corners on the controllers and for some reason gave me to like any of my friends are gonna want to play this crap with me But you couldn't afford to put in a 50 cent import from China power brick really Sony really All right fine, I guess I'll find a quality product in my house and borrow the power from that for the time being Look just so happens I have a quality plug-and-play right here remember when everyone said Sony was copying Nintendo now They weren't because I didn't make anything even remotely the same this thing's actually fun this Sony Is what I wanted now We can actually play this thing Yay, I think it's funny that even Sony was trying to put up a roadblock themselves to prevent you from playing it Maybe they were hoping no one would be bothered to find one of these in their house Immediately as you boot this thing up you get treated to the most basic and awful looking menu screen it literally just has like Square icon saying the game and you can flip around it with a basic boring Blue background that no effort was even put into the game selection screen There's no filters in it either you can't change the way anything looks it just is what it is These really old PlayStation games being emulated terribly and looking I swear worse than how they once looked I mean you are never gonna be able to make these PlayStation games look amazing But you could have at least tidied them up a little bit Not to mention while we are missing Crash Bandicoot We do have the glorious Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six which oh Everyone just couldn't wait to play Tom Clancy Rainbow Six again You know how hard it is to play that game with this With no analog sticks the game has already aged like milk Coupled with the fact that now you're trying to play it like with this thing No, Sony that doesn't work So right off the bat one of your games are a write-off also and this information came out Long before I went and bought this thing so it's really my own fault. They're all being emulated by the way They're all running on an open source emulator and half of them are the pal versions Now I don't want to get into no techno mumbo jumbo because I'm an idiot and I don't know how it works either But pal games run at 50 Hertz or at least they did back in the day of SD TVs and American games and TSC games They run at 60 Hertz what that means is a lot of these games these pal games They ran like 15 percent slower back in the day us Australians. We got used to it It sucked, but it is what it is But when you have the opportunity to bring everything up to 2018 60 Hertz standards I'm not sure if that is the standard and they went with the power versions look at Tekken 3 for example You see how slow it's running in comparison to the to the American version It makes it really hard to play it every time you press a button your character doesn't do an attack for half a second I don't understand why there seems to me that there was no reason for this I Don't want to do this. I don't want to play it anymore because I feel like it's making me sicker But for you guys so you know to stay away from this thing and not to buy it I don't play it one more time for this video The second game I tried to play Was GDA I actually have fond memories of GDA from when I was a kid It was probably my favorite PlayStation 1 game Honestly, I was never excited by this lineup. I think I played maybe three of the games I was looking forward to Raymond. I never actually got a chance to play through Wild Arms But other than that 20 incredible games that defined an error to find an error I'm sorry Intelligent Cube and Jumping Flash are decent games and I know they have a cult following, but oh They did not define an error no one has ever uttered the phrase Thank goodness for mr. Driller. They didn't define an error They filled out a game library once upon a time and now they're filling out this piece of crap Where are the games? Where's the Crash Bandicoot? Where's the Spyro again? I'm sure some of it was licensing issues, but this Stella PlayStation 1 games missing. I load up GDA immediately. I can tell it's the PAL version I know half of these games were pal I didn't know which half but as soon as I pressed up on the deep pad and the character thought about it for a couple moments before Finally moving up. I realized that yeah This is the PAL version for GDA. I'm trying to drive down a street. It's just so wonky It's like driving a shopping cart in the grocery store, but with a broken wheel It's not going the way you want it to and no matter how much you try and correct it You always end up over correcting it because you hold it down thinking it's only for a couple seconds But by the time the game even registers the fact you've let go it's already turned around and it's sending you down the wrong street It doesn't fit up it fits us up a lot Let's try Abe's Odyssey. That was a good game at this point. I can't tell if this is the PAL version I honestly don't know anymore if it's the other if it's the wrong version of the game Or if just every game on this console runs this bad. I've tried them all I went through and I tried to find one game that didn't feel like it was playing on some delay Like I was streaming the game online and it was taking a while to send the input to the server back to me But every game it's like it's a mess Sony you didn't try this thing is is is is sicker than I am the fact that you can charge a hundred dollars for this is sick Sony you're sick. Are you ready to play? No So to summarize it's not great The games are poorly emulated they all run really bad It's not fun to play if you want to buy a little Cutesy piece of hardware to put on your shelf got to be honest. It looks really cool But even the buttons they feel old-school like pressing this I honestly expected the flap of the PlayStation to open and I really wish it would be as controllers It's just such nostalgia and they are really cool and for what they are they feel quality But everything past that isn't worth your money. This shouldn't have been a hundred dollars. It's not worth it You won't have that much fun. They don't play well. They play sluggish and for your money for a hundred Benjamins you should really expect better. I expected better to detox from all of this I'm gonna have to hide in my game room for a while and play a red dead online Try and flush it out of my system by playing something really fun because red dead redemption online won't be bad Right If you like this video or you learn a little something make sure you have flip All over that subscribe button Click on tap on this video right here because it was probably better than