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Yeah, we like to laugh We are fans of laughter This is called dark skin and getting married something we can both relate to of course Well can technically compared to me you're pretty dark Say something I think everybody compared to you is pretty dark Leland's pretty dark compared to me I'm a pasty is tasty just know that everybody Disclaimer this video is for entertainment purposes only and is not intended to cause any offense to any individual community or legal entity In case you didn't know what comedy was Yeah In case you didn't know what comedy was just go back and watch Mel Brooks and Don Rickles everybody and you'll remember what comedy was written and performed by Say his name for me. I don't want to mispronounce it Sikaran Sikaran a comedian from Hyderabad known for his clean comedy He writes and performs comedy in English and Tolugu Most excellent. All right, dark skin and getting married His yeah hashtags are clean comedy Hyderabad and pure veg jokes Pure veg jokes. Those are the classic ones. All right ready? Yeah, three two one Hi So my name is Sikaran. I come from a nearly nice family. I love my mother. She's a good mother I tell everywhere. She's a great mother, but she's unsatisfied She says I don't want to be a good mother or a great mother. Make me a grandmother But it's not easy difficult because it's not easy for me to get married because I'm very bad at first impressions Most girls who see me for the first time don't like me If only they spend some time with me and get to know me better, they start to truly hate me Even when I'm silently walking on the road minding my own business Any woman coming in the opposite direction instinctively crosses to the other side And number days with all this news about violence against women the moment women see me They start covering themselves with their sorry pollutes like this over One day I saw a girl do it and I just lost it. Hey, what are you doing? Do I look like a molester? She said no, no, no, no. I thought you're a chain snatcher It happens it happens all the time to me because I think because I am dark People don't like dark-skinned people in our country. Forget others dark parents. I know Like when I was born in the hospital looking at me their first reaction was I They said it so loudly half the hospital thought I was a girl My mom made it her mission in life to make me fairer Unfortunately had a poster of Michael Jackson in the kitchen If his mom can do it, I can do it My mom spent more money on almond milk to rub on my skin and make it fairer Then buffalo milk to feed me. I was just born dark. I grew up to be dark and malnourished Like I'm a fully grown adult today, but my mom doesn't let me touch coffee or tea Saying drinking them will make me darker Boost and bone weight also banned People like my mom believe the color of what you eat affects the color of your skin That's why South Indians are obsessed with eating everything in bite Rice with curd Appam with stew Idli with coconut chutney Doesn't make a difference No matter the color what you eat the end result is still grown skin skin skin skin skin skin skin skin skin skin skin Poop jokes, I like them But I can understand my parents disappointment because in my family we have both genes My grandfather was dark But my grandmother was fair forgets South Indian fair Lights making him lighter because he did what's light to me Elbino That's how fair she was and They both got married Because my grandfather was dark and rich my grandmother was fair and poor Now I am dark and poor Branch of the family my cousins who inherited all the money and the fair genes. Oh They make so much fun of me Recycling you're such a lucky guy Because you're dark unlike us you can go out in the sun whenever you want As if my skin doesn't burn This is melanin not Teflon Fair skin morons think that if a cow stays in the sun for too long it becomes a buffalo Forget animals even gods cannot escape the discrimination our country. You all know Lord Krishna Krishna means dark. He's described in the Mahabharata as Neelameghashyama Which means as dark as the rain filled cloud Then why the hell do they show him everywhere to be sky blue in color? How colorblind do you have to be? To confuse the cloud with the color of the sky That's why we can't predict rains in this country properly Remember TV Mahabharata Lord Krishna was played by Nitish Bharatwaj Who was super fair? That's like Leonardo DiCaprio playing Nelson Mandela We can't accept a hero can be dark skin Why we are just dark not shady. I don't think Lord Krishna was really a thief. No He was just the darkest child in Brindavan And everybody accused him only Because all the stuff that was getting stolen were white eatables But At least ancient India was a progressive time because in spite of all the propaganda Lord Krishna was very lucky with the ladies Not something I can claim to be I Recently read a report by Jeevan sati.com a coin to it 71% of Indian women want their husbands to be fair skinned There are 29% don't care about skin color As long as the guy is rich So in this country to whitewash brown skin you need black money face is red with anger But you can't notice it because of my skin color See I know I bought these matrimonial sites unfortunately But let's be honest this face wasn't exactly manufactured anticipating the arrival of tinder The highest my parents aimed was tell goom at remony.com And I registered on that site sometime back and there I realized that the competition for Indian women is absolutely brutal On these websites for hundred men. There are barely 50 women and NRIs take away the top 20 export quality girls The next 20 go to the two eyes of India IATs and IIMs Don't stand a chance. Yeah, clearly wrote in my profile. I may not be NRI or an IITN, but I'm healthy I'm a vegetarian and I do not smoke or drink even coffee or tea I Thought many women will be impressed by someone like that and I got five responses not from women But from people requesting blood and organ donations It was a bit painful But I took the money and registered myself on Shadi.com And I'm very proud to tell you just a few weeks back I completed five years as a fully paid member of Shadi.com Person in the country to reach this milestone So they sent me a congratulatory email And they said after five years on Shadi.com most men get into a committed relationship Or commit suicide So as a special gesture towards me they gave me a free upgrade To the fresh faces section of second Shadi.com And they're on that website I saw all these familiar girls who five years ago rejected me Got married had kids got divorced and again on this website again rejecting me They say I'm incompatible with their kids if you agreed five years ago that would have been my kid But a lot of people wonder if a product is on display either Amazon.com or Shadi.com Either it's a marketing defect or a manufacturing defect I'll be honest with you guys here. I have a small manufacturing defect. I'm a manglik Yeah, so before I can marry a girl. I have to marry a tree Now the only thing more difficult than finding a girl these days It's finding a tree But you may say but there's so many trees around you can just marry it. It's not that simple. What there are caste issues Like if you're a Marwan no idea money plant when you marry a touch me now Disgust you have to marry a hybrid So I was getting desperate like because all my friends had girlfriends They're taking them to the all these parks to do naughty things behind the bushes I was going to the same parks alone To do naughty things with the bushes But my very good loving mother she anticipated this when my horoscope was written so she started raising a plant in my house Hoping when the time comes I can just marry it But now my priest tells me because the plant and I were raised in the same house with the same mother We are like brother and sister and should not Yeah, so obviously there was a Not his fault Yeah, there was quite a few things in there that went completely over our heads And you know you can't that's that's one of the issues with stand-up comedy it's a lot of Cultural stuff that you just have to you you have to know And once again, it's not his fault. It's weird not of that culture. We don't understand it all the stuff I didn't understand it was pretty funny He does have a very self-deprecating style of comedy Which can be hilarious some of it was just from something maybe it was because it's I Guess similar to like if there was a black comedian and he was speaking to a completely black audience About things that happen to black people and they can all relate and laugh But right if like it's stuff that's also just like oh, that's that's really sad That's right. Yeah, exactly because it's it's rooted in truth. Yeah Yeah, and obviously so obviously since we're not part of that culture. It's harder for us to laugh at that Because we're like Yeah, your mom shouldn't really want you to be fair you you look fine. You're doing great man But obviously if you're in that culture you can laugh at that because it's probably very common thing Just like there's stuff with you know white moms black moms Mexican moms and and the cultures can relate to that But somebody from the outside it's harder to understand and it's just more like why you're you look you look fine, man. You're doing I'm sorry And and for those of you who don't know because whenever I hear a joke about and I always want to jump to Michael's defense Michael had vitiligo. It's a skin condition. He didn't purposefully change his skin color He was a very proud black man and it hurt him when people said He was wanting to be a white man. That's why he wrote the song black or white. He started to develop vitiligo during off the wall So look it up yet a severe case of vitiligo. So there you go my defense of Michael anyways, but He had a few that we could understand funny moments Once again, not really his fault. I think this one just had way too many cultural stuff that we just Way over my yeah, because He can say something funny and then we get lost in the cultural references that we don't understand And so he doesn't carry the momentum of it's unfair to him for us to give him a critique in some way because We're not carried along in the totality of his set. He put together a definitive set It's got a flow to it and it pulls us out of that flow when we don't get the cultural reference So yeah, I'd love to see him again and have a better understanding. Yeah, if he has other stuff That's not as rooted in the culture. Yeah If he doesn't that's fine, you know It's I don't I just don't want to you know Hold it against him that you know, it's it's that and those white dudes can understand all That