 All right, 20 minutes is up new team time. I suggest me any objections snow good. Hey, no, no, no As Brigadier in charge of unit I shall decide oh unless you Cutting your hair right now. Well, I had a proper haircut scheduled in for today But unfortunately you built this in your fucking kitchen So I figured you know I might as well do it now whilst we got a bit of a lull here time waits for no man And it may end for everyone put it away. All right fine. Well, you know these weirdos better than I What do we do it dodgeball style you pick one I pick one Okay, I choose Consider this your induction You mean you fix time You can consider yourself units new scientific advisor. Oh, I won't let you down and I'll pick Yeah, with a big curly hair suck it Baker. Well, I'd rather be here than old Have fun in there. Don't forget to bring lunch The coil word I've read most of the files on your doctor from way back when he did some good work I have no doubt that I'll live up to the tales my second choice will be All right, come on again. Yes. Oh, thank you so much A chance to travel back to my universe. There's no guarantee where you'll end up Also, no like it or not your home is here. Who isn't where you're born. It's a feeling. I don't feel it here Okay, ouch. I know yes except you John you are my rock and I love you and I will miss you My second and final choice is the one with the exact same hair as my first choice But with the blue on some Why I? Met the doctor that looked like you. He was one of the greats you have great taste I had a great voice Okay Pertwee Capaldi McGahn and Trout and same as before if you're not back within 20 minutes A new team will be sent in Let me just get my watch Tom have you pickpocketed me again, how do you even do it from over there? I have my ways No, huh? ready you for three two What I activate Tom wood protocol Since when do we have protocols? Oh check, but this is the exact kind of distraction. We've been waiting for whilst everyone's trying to you know fix time or whatever we can finish our tunnel out of here ace Although do obviously make sure time is fixed it would make our efforts seem rather pointless in comparison Fair point That I'm better than him later priorities This is insane Just you wait till the representative finds out We're here. I won't lie. I was banking on Gallifrey Definitely the right universe It just has that that smell. Oh, no, that's just me But you know get around a bit So this is my salvage import and export Emporium good day, my oinking fellow. I am the doctor and this is my funny small assistant who helps me out Oh shove off. I'm Patrick and this is Paul, but more importantly We be seen Wait, wait, wait We go sculling off. I've got dildo. You wanna miss out on yeah Is that right? It could be useful. You never know Once held a tyrant time lord within Now it shrunk down and fit for all your cyber mat infestations An overly complex mouse trap for only 50,000 credits an overly expensive Mousetrap it has its charm, but not exactly what we're looking for. Thank you. Let me guess With those clothes Oh, but you're the adventuring typing. Yeah I've produced a thing for you This When you come face-to-face with your imminent death pessimistic but likely looking at your little legs But we got to put his back put it into your hand out and then you simply Tell the world your story or your kids that you love them. Where do you humans do? You simply assume that we're humans. I get that all the time It wouldn't have happened in Gallifrey's prime People came first after all get a girlfriend Gepaldi. Oh shut up How this is exciting is it not it's just a tent What's going you so amped this is my chance for redemption all this time Colin has kept me arms length from unit. Can you believe? If I pull this off save time itself It's back to my position as scientific advisor. I go It kind of seems like trope had a better shot than you. Oh, he's a fine chap But a little dip Emphasis on the little there you both are I was worried you might have gotten cold feet or God forbid grew a conscience Haha a nice tux. Thank you now. I've got a splendid job for you both to come along on Oh, you'll learn so much. You'll be professionals in no time splendid Professionals of what? Hello, what are you three doing in my That you are my assassins in training are you not if you aren't I would have to kill you Yes, yes murder is so so cool Yes, yes good the coolest So what's the job a high-profile target? I assume it's not about who they are But what they are any guesses Dressigs Ogrons Autons, you're just guessing things from your own era. Is it the suits from oxygen? No to all We are Hunting a time lady They don't happen to be called the doctor. Do they? Oh goodness no Funnest that would be We are hunting a time lady called Zariah. She's a bad bad girl then a I've might wrestled a few of them in my time Hmm probably The rumor is is that she's somehow linked to what's going on with time But more importantly than that the pay is Exemplary so by the sounds of it we kill this one woman and Time gets fixed just like that Maybe and we get rich I see no downsides neither do I you'll both do well with that mindset now Tracking her in this crumbling universe has been tricky But she was last seen passing by the Kaplan desk Exiting 17th century France and then be lining for some ship wreckage nearby None of what you just said mid-sent the important detail is she's here Now watch the professional at work What a splendid idea Zariah as pretty as she is deadly How was the Cyberman ship ruins a waste of time and with a suited moron nearly ruining everything I got what you wanted Now cough it up Brawls. I'm in a hurry Well, if you've got any credits you also promised Then I've got anything and everything you want left Just give it give me the credits first Not before you show me you have what you promised. I know your reputation pig That's our word Give it Now don't know what you're talking about love. I've got a lot of customers. You see I think I might have mixed you up with some Other Dixie broad Called her by name and reputation Some of the clunkiest exposition this side of the chip Nalera you in the green Can I buy your little friend there? Of course service ring they don't adore him How much Paul I'm only joking Do you have the peace for this or not Brawls? What are you about to become bacon? Oh, I've heard these talk from all my customers who think they're hard. If you don't want a service then you can I Yes Bacon might I ask what that is? I counsel business Oh, well, that's good because I I'm also a turn lord Obviously. Yes. I was sent by the High Council themselves To assist you only the systems Lord to Pesh trusts me and me alone Did he say assist? Silly mistake really of what he meant to say was be guided by yes Lord To Pesh said that we needed to be guided by the very best and that's you of course probably yes He said that All right. So you're both time Lords. No, no, I am this is my human companion Mr. Chicken, you're not The doctor Are you? No me absolutely not. I hate that guy in fact Especially that anything carnation of his the one with the green coat. He's a real inconsiderate Oh, okay How much of the mission do you know to Pesh? He didn't entrust us with all the details You'll have to start from scratch classic to pay This is the temporal Disruptor I'm currently traversing this decaying universe to find all the pieces to build it back on Gallifrey Why is it needed to save us to save Gallifrey? It's the only way Now you'll have to excuse my potential stupidity here I was under the impression that it had already gone off hence, you know all of This Building this is the only way to win it'll fix everything and this is what to Pesh has told you you doubt us You're not a mana supporter. Are you? No, she hates my guts. Don't take it to heart She's an idiot now you mean mr. Chicken have a wedding to crash What's your name? You can call me the traveler stay right where you are All time is precious ood. So don't waste mine down Oh Listen what it's okay to retreat sometimes it'll allow you to reassess your situation and win the next bout should I make that down? Situation reassessed time to retort need to get to France. We need to what you have a TARDIS nearby The walls between the worlds and times are fractured we can step between them with ease You have a strange definition of better see that over there Go through it and you end up on earth in the 17th century. Why there? Oh, you'll see We need a distraction Cybermen they're one of the most formidable armies in the entire universe Well, I very easily took one out a couple years ago. You will all be upgraded I know what to do. Who's this beige twat? Davidson's brother or something. Is he with you looking like that? Definitely not Listen Mr. Cyberman sir You could be good. You could be a good little Cyberman boy What do you say simple my friends? We use logic Good day my shining fellow You wish to upgrade the best. Do you not? Correct Then I would hardly say that two elderly gents and A silly old dude are worthy of your race But lucky for you I know where you can get some good For we pronounce you as banana wife. It is customary for me to say If anyone objects to this union Speak now or forever. Stop this wedding now David sorry force of habit You show your face here your majesty You have what is rightfully ours McGann Trouton The majesty will be upgraded All rogue elements will be deleted Delete It's only temporary Did that cyber chap even come from? Probably that big Cyberman ship outside, but I'm no expert So how are we doing time fixture tour? We obviously not what the hell are you doing here? I was bought Besides what was I supposed to do? Not jump into the universe sending fracture in time. Yes. Oh, well someone tell me that next time I'm sorry. Do you know this? Erratic individual Unfortunately We better get a move on though as a whole legend of cyber men are marching on their way right here as we speak It's not a joke humans and food detected For fuck's sake. I just wanted to sit down for two minutes off to france. We go france you say I knew I wore this ensembler for a reason City of death Here comes doctor who? Renette Poisson You have what is rightfully mine Hand over the coronet of Calde do you want a medal or something? I wouldn't say no Dudley, what is this plithering idiot on about your crown? I Was a riot over that coronet Or your husband won't see the honeymoon Put that gun down now Ha my love. I suggest doing as she says after all our lives Me more than just some heap of metal. So if you wouldn't mind quite quickly Paul it is an important part of my world's history, which I will defend with my life Then die Dudley miss Poisson. I hate to disappoint but I am not Dudley I am the representative from the british broadcast corporation. I have no fucking clue what's going on. So please Stand down so we can talk this out. You would be foolish enough to render yourself unarmed Always important to look for moments like these. Oh, that's actually a good one. You got a pen Oh, there are too many of us here and too much going on. We all need to take a chill pill Is what you were truly after Hidden beneath the throne itself Never allow yourself to be distracted by trivial things No matter. I only need one other piece anyway and then Kill you And take that off your corpse. Good luck doing that from the great beyond That primitive weapon won't kill me for long Oh My employers did not mention this Not ideal, but It's gonna be worse You just had to go and say it didn't you? Mr. Chicken, come on. Mr. Poisson This would help die this day But fight this foul beast in your name Oh You brave soul. Oh, thank god. I can be myself again We're in the name of Amelia. Jessica pot have you two been it's now the best time Smith clearly missed a lot Well, long story short me and bill. Sorry. Hartman William Hartman me and him got sidetracked to italy But I swear we were only gone a few minutes. I know you said not to get sidetracked and I wasn't gonna but then I wanted to But it wasn't for long. Okay. It wasn't for long time We believe wobbly than we thought it's getting worse with every second holes opening up everywhere We need to escape here and then figure out our next step david. You okay? Never better It seems I've misplaced my sonic at a very inopportune time Hartnell, how's the representative? He's uh, he's alive. Yes, but he's breathing. It's all over the place We must get him home at once and we do that How if we can get every single doctor act to focus on the task? I have no doubt that we can fix this Where's doug and the where's scat off? I Well, they're scared off Sort that would you I'll be Anywhere else a fixed time whilst you're at it. Uh-huh Okay Maybe not all doctor Looks like you have plenty of time Sylvester Rather ironic given the circumstances How's it going? Very well indeed Although it does still need a bit of time to get our shapely bottoms through it I'd suggest making your way back here so you can assist me Going to be okay just hang in there and get you home as soon as we can and everything will be back to normal, eh? Oh boy, what do we do? This is chaos bloody oombley Robobley Gallifrey and Bastard. What do we do? We have all the time in the world and all the space I'm offering them to you all of time and space anything that ever happened or ever will Where do you want to start? We're not just fighting the flood. We're fighting time itself Waste time and you don't have any time is not the possible Even after all this time He cannot understand I dare not change the course of history. It burned by the earth It's just rocks and dust For its time