 Yaheti kwa nikiwa kwa na kwa na yaa, kwa kwa kwa na kwa na? Kwa ku Ouya kto sa sistema muna. Kwa ku Ouya kwa kwa na? Iringi na kwa na, kwa kwa na? Iringi na kwa na. Kwa kwa na? Tsininda kwa kwa kwa kwa? Ya, kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa? Ya. Yi za kwa kwa kwa na. Ya. I was hoping, guys, I'm in SPM Bars Kamakawa Valentine's Edition, right one to ten, according to pick up lines, I have two girls on my other right, on my left I have how many boys? Four. Four. I have five, I'm adding two in a few. What's up everybody, my name is Miss Jackson, the richest kid in Africa. The richest kid? I'm the handsome man, home on the way. Two gentlemen will get these two flowers and go on a date. When you pick up lines it's called Zimeweza. What a standard chance to win flowers and a date. Valentine's edition. You want to pick up lines, call it a Valentine's. You can win these two sure raise in Africa. Come on man, I want two girls for the Valentine's. Let me see your pick up lines, whether you can win it or not. I want two girls for the Valentine's. I want two girls for the Valentine's. Who are we? Mr. Kamutu, what are you representing? Nguwaro Masi. When you are Nguwaro Masi, DJ Shiti. Apu, Apu, Sawa. Do you think you can win the hearts of two dishears? Possible, I can win. You can win? You trust yourself? I bet sure. Mr. Zikoju? Zikoju. Mr. Kamutu, what are you representing? Mr. Apu, Nguwaro Masi. Represente your show. Let me talk to the big girls. Kofiti, I'm good. What's your name? My name is Wikash. I'm from Kayon Botole. I'm here for an ideal date. Hey! Kayon Botole? Kayon Botole. Represente. Say something. Hi. What's your name? I'm Zan from Roaraka. I'm here to get my dates. Hey! Are you Avril's sister? I'm Avril's dad. I'm Kamutu. I'm here to get my dates. I'm here to get my waist in this house. I'll join you in a box. Sawa sound. Make my brother stay. Hey! Hi! What's up? How are you? Yes. Let's take a look at your image. What's in your shirt? Can I call you sweet banana because you look sweet like a banana? Okay. Well, yes. No. That one actually is actually kumon. Why kumon? That mystery in me to me kanaki lam say. Actually I'm from Kisi so you can use the word banana. You know what I'm saying? Yes, you're from Kisi but I can take you to Uganda. No. Where we have the best? The sweetest banana? No, I don't want Uganda. Where do you want? I want Paris or maybe France or maybe USA. If you take you to Paris. No, yeah maybe Paris. Why are you taking me to Africa? What is it in Paris? Actually there are so many things in Africa. Africa is sweeter than outside. No, not really. We can only have one minute to impress the showreads. You're taking too long. I would like to introduce you to my brother. We only have one minute. No, one minute each. 30 seconds. Hola. Hi. I'm fine. I like you from the top to the bottom. Thank you. I wish you were good. The size matches me. What do you mean? I like you from the top to the bottom. Thank you. I wish you were good. The size matches me. I'm taller than you. I don't even know how to come up with it. I don't know how. Okay. Sama, my friend. Your best song is Paki Dogo. Mr. Lee. Okay, got it. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. We don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Let me see the valid. Honey, are you ready? Let me. out of ten. three. Okay. We'll call you. We'll call you. Nice. DGMZ. I have some out of 20. Anyway. Hey, what wrong with you? Have any story? Hey, DJ! So, I am next person. Yo, yo, this is Blacking, representing from 254 Kenya, in and out on Nairobi, Kenya. Boom, boom, boom. Manziminator of Blacking, Paul, Paola, Instagram. Tukua Pana, Flosie, Tukid, Volentine's Edition. Mambo nim Zuka Baba, mambo nim Zuka Tari. Hey, look who's here now. Which is your estate to my brother? Weisambu, weisambu. Weisambu, weisambu. Weisambu, weisambu. Ushirati reloaded. She come out. Let's go, let's go. What's your name, baby girl? Um actually, we can call Vee Makash. Vee Makash? Yeah. Damn! Let me take your attacking. Attacking. Attacking formation, maze. You drive me crazy. You working as secretary. No, I don't. I like your vibe I don't have many pick-up lines but I like your vibe Maybe Valentine can take you out for dinner anyway you want Ya, I'm all by then One minute ya ki me ishana ni kama memfresha kiasi Ya yo liya 30 seconds on each side, usyongi sana You see me in the together Why I'm Zain Zain Zain Ya You short thing I know But you beautiful by then But I don't have much pick-up lines on you But you beautiful I like your vibe Keep smiling More ages man I don't know what to say I don't know what to say I don't know what to say I don't know what to say I think 7 7 I think 7 7 plus 6 13 30 I don't know what to say I don't know what to say Up next, let me introduce this guy now Up next, top comedian Eastern Central Africa West Limpopo Kwata Lumpa Mr. Skuiro Skuiro Skuiro 30 seconds each Let's start with Avril Hi I like your teeth They are so bright Can they bright in my life? Okay She has said ya Okay They are so bright Can they bright in my life? She has said ya I don't know what to say It's ya Can you be my ocean? Why? Donizami Ndani Noice Please Can you be my ocean? 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