 What's up boys and girls or should I say girls and boys sexism it's ugly we're working on it We're learning together. Let's find a way. It's Deadpool one versus Deadpool two on movie feuds When Van Wilder hit the theaters, and I was introduced to Ryan Reynolds and all his splendor I thought to myself, you know what? This guy's always gonna have better abs than I do many years later when it was announced He would be playing Deadpool. I thought he still has amazing abs and now I'm starting to question my sexuality I knew nothing about the character, but don't worry the internet caught me up tootsweet. I will never say tootsweet again I'm sorry turns out Deadpool's pretty fucking awesome with a lot of tongue and ass humor. I'm saying that expression, right? Yes, I don't care DP was a fantastic origin story featuring a solid cast But ultimately the main bulk of the humor came from the merc with the mouth His girlfriend Vanessa played by Firefly's Marina backer in was the full meal Beauty brains and a mouth just as dirty as her boyfriend wades TJ Miller stopped in to provide some of his observational insult jokes and Colossus and Negasonic teenage warhead were great for bouncing dialogue off of the easy weak link here is the villain Ajax a Forgettable sadist that doesn't hurt the picture, but certainly doesn't add to it Deadpool 2 expands the cast but keeps the Familiars around as fun as depender and pools interactions were in the first I wasn't pining for more of that and the jokes are unfortunately the weak spot in this second outing Thankfully there are more than enough hits to make up for the misses the back-and-forth dialogue This is me going back and forth between Deadpool and Josh Brolin's cable. We're a welcomed addition Brolin plays it straight as a no-nonsense time traveler attempting to stop us soon to be psychopath I'm not gonna be there on the dick Domino's my favorite new cast addition I was half-mass most the time she was on screen Not gonna lie. I'm not gonna sugarcoat this. She's a beauty. She's got brains She's witty. She has everything I want everything that I need her superpower luck is a fun one to explore and leads to one Of the coolest scenes in the flick watching her casually pull off cool stunts Why Deadpool narrates his eye candy at its finest Yokeo is good for a few one-liners and I have to pour one out to the honorable mention Rob Delaney as Peter He's your run-of-the-mill blue-collar worker who's looking for a bit of spice in his day This sugar bear might have bit off a bit more than he could chew though as he has a tough time keeping up with the X-Force Let's touch on Deadpool a bit more in round two. I said what I said A man at the end of his rope with nothing to offer society decides to start up a YouTube channel where he talks about movies That's the story of my life Deadpool's is far more interesting X special forces turned mercenary Wade Wilson Just got a hefty dose of cancer dealt his way He's not opposed to the prospect of dying except that means not bony in his new girlfriend who he happens to love deeply Balls deeply Sorry turns out the cure for cancer is no walk in the park Wade is put through the ringer and comes out on the other side permanently scarred his face looks like a tomato That was viciously fucked by an anthropomorphic raisin then left to die in the sun all day If you believe in God take a good look at this man's face and rethink everything you know Thankfully that unfinished brunch for a face is covered under a cool mask The first flick story opting gets docked by real critics for being pretty run-of-the-mill in the origin department It boils down to a rescue the princess plot at the end of the day And that's where the sequel really shines so many follow-up films opt to go the safe route and do a Baby step from the previous movie. I mean Deadpool 2 does feature baby steps, but that that's not what I'm getting at Are there callback jokes? Of course. Do they take up a majority of the picture? Absolutely not This time our hero is suffering a big loss, and he's looking for purpose in his life Long comes cable to inadvertently point Wade in the right direction Saying they're a bit at odds with each other would be an understatement first impressions are everything ladies The middle bulk of the film is dedicated to the rivalry that cable sparked upon arrival Goonies never die, and neither does Deadpool Fortunately that is until he's strapped with the device that takes away his powers This makes confrontations with budget Thanos fraught with danger Eventually Wade discovers what his purpose is and is able to find a bit of peace in the process Reynolds wanted to make sure this blockbuster didn't go over budget and didn't seem overblown It's very much in line with the first and I appreciate that The Deadpool films are great because everything from the IMDb synopsis to the title credits are absolute bullshit It's a mainstream film acting like it's not a middle finger to the man and such Deadpool mocks the movie's budget and cinematic universe He playfully jokes about the bad CGI and comic cliches. He and I are really not that different My mother refers to me often as a poor man's Tosh point. Oh, I'm joking My mother doesn't watch this show let alone talk to me I'd be hogtied and Bill Cosby'd if I didn't mention the phenomenal soundtracks Salt and Peppa's master works shoot DMX is ex gonna give it to you and George Michaels never gonna dance again Feel right at home in this unicorn fucking adventure DP to double dips on a few tracks But doesn't skip on the extras air supplies all out of love shares if I could turn back time Peter Gabriel's in your eyes and even dolly's working nine to five in this one the Queen of Canada herself Celine Dion also provides an epic song for your eyes to once again water to Tyler Bates replaces junkie Excel for the sequel Presumably because junkie was working on 200 other projects in tandem truth be told the reason was because the departure of Deadpool 1's Director didn't sit well with junkie and he decided not to return Hollywood so much drama So much pageantry. I love it. I couldn't tell a difference between one and two as far as the cinematography and direction Flair are concerned they seemed pretty seamless outside of a bit of color punch-up the CG work was a bit more noticeable for me But the action was ramped up a ton the skydiving lead-in to a high-speed chase was definitely the high point and a perfect use of Deadpool's commentary The original bridge chase is already a classic, but outside of that there isn't a whole lot of amazing set pieces Number two gives us a plethora of these and the epic montage was the right way to start things out Let's conclude. I Think I'm gonna go with Deadpool 2 as the winner and yeah, that's very rare That's almost unheard of for me to pick a sequel over the original outside of Don of the Planet of the Apes Adam's Family Values Winter Soldier Godfather part 2 Empire Strikes Back how to train your dragon to Home Alone 2 X2 Toy Story 2 Blade 2 Terminator 2 it's very rare For me to pick a sequel over the original, but I'd love to hear your thoughts Leave a comment below vote for your winner and remember this is more than just a guy talking in front of a red background Flowing his arms uncontrollably for four or five minutes or a guy sitting in front of a DVD collection with very little Substance brought to the table and hardly any work put into each episode yet gets millions of views. This is movie feuds No bitterness at all