 I Few Perry's gone He is deceased welcome to episode number thirty eight loves him. Yeah. He's a funny guy He's we all loved him, but now he's gone a moments of silence Okay, that's enough With episode number 30 out of the fully actual podcast and second last one We got one more here next week, and then we are in the live show which is sold out Out everyone it is sold out. We'll be having merch available It's already been available. Yeah, this is this is come out the day two days after the live show before we go any further Our merch website is live. We have podcast related stuff there. We've got Matt's have shirts and hats We got fully actual we got some other shit there the link will be in the description So have a look and finally we have some merch we can be proud of it's really good quality the designs aren't as kind of fucking Like vibrance as they were previously we just got like the subtle kind of shit shit that we would wear So now we can wear it all the time like we shit that we would wear like out and about apart from the podcast like a t-shirt Yeah, like a like a like a t-shirt that you would wear to the movies with your girlfriend that you have now I should have a movie group that I go to the movies with oh God yeah, let's move along so the merch have a look link in the description We're also a very open to suggestions. So if there's stuff there that you want to see added or you think is shit Please we can handle it. Let us know in the comments if you fucking think it's shit Matt if you think it's shit Really? Yes, of course. We want to hear all feedback. Well, so the live show has just been and gone now This is crazy. Wow, so we're done. Yeah. Yeah, this is like we've done filming, but it's still coming out You'll see the live show. I'm sure huge huge success. Yeah. Well, I wonder if I've won Matt versus Michael yet Yeah, holy shit. That's coming today and something else coming today. We got we got our wives joining us. I have a wife Michael's been away having his little mini moon. Yeah, we went to the very very very nice place and then now we have a scar, bro No, no, it was Brookfield Alice Springs spring Brooke spring Brooke spring Brooke, but We did actually managed to get on to Matt's partner. Oh She will damn it. I'm gonna fucking surprise you. Oh, yeah, that's a lie. Fuck. It's a lie And if she has said she's gonna come I'm gonna say no She's gonna be out like Mond bringing her so it's gonna be all three of them together. That's a poor joke Look, she's here. She will be here. She will be here. Not yet. That's a poor joke. All right. Look We'll move on. God you guys used to be so good It's real. That's the most real thing I've ever said I wanted to be surprised when she comes in look we've been very busy We've got like well when this comes out like four weeks left But right now we have like six weeks left and we have to like do a lot of all the work that we would have to do During our break we have to do it now. So it's shit's fucking crazy not to mention that Michael and I have agreed. Oh Man to Australia's first ever podcast fight night Okay, we tried to get Matt involved. They couldn't do a three on three thing most podcasts are just two people I should have called out like a Producer so Michael and I still can't We'll be boxing. All right, we will be boxing two other podcast guys. I believe one of the hosts of the Proper true yarn podcasts and the other one from the dead arse podcast. All right, look and we've started fucking trained our asses off We haven't really done much boxing before this is all fucking new to us. It's in April 27th next year So stay tuned for ticket information if you want to come into the Gold Coast Convention Center They're good. They're doing crazy. It's crazy. It's like a Russian boxing Night because I've heard there's like little people that are gonna be fine. Yeah. Yeah, there's seven little on Oh, yeah, there's an ant wait. They call it. There's there's one get this right There's a fight where there's just seven heavyweight dudes who are blindfolded. We're gonna go in their last one standing wins Imagine being the winner of that man. That could fuck you up You could have sex with anything you wanted if you were the winner of that Terrified you can you can have whatever you want. I'm pretty sure actually speaking of sex There's gonna be girls in bikinis fighting. Oh, yeah a long dry fight There's lots of fights on and it's just like kind of podcast We're just doing it's a bit of exposure and bit of a bit of fun for for For the podcast and also just cuz I just really was in a fucking funk and let myself go after Getting married and I just kind of need something to get me work. Yeah, so and it's very motivating doing this We've been I haven't missed a day of working out apart from fucking. What was it? Oh your wedding? Yeah, I fucked my back. So I've been out of what's going on with your back It scares me. So some other podcast is gonna be fighting on the night We got the alpha blokes boys to flogs proper true young's bloody brilliant beers And we mean well the Reggie's the dead ass podcast levels podcast also a man the daily blue Mighty Michael fully actual and cast patrol And special guests throughout the night. So yeah, stay tuned for ticket announcements 27th of April Michael and I are gonna go and have a bit of a fucking look we've the guys were fighting apparently One of them's done used to like tent fights guys Sebastian might be performing there like Mike I'm not a hundred percent on that. That's completely. He's gonna fight Unsubstantiated and and so what you know where we might well There's a good chance we'll lose and get knocked out cold in front of thousands of people that'd be nice to watch But you know, it's it's for a laugh at the end of the day. I'm jealous. I wish I was fighting with you guys All right. Oh, we'll figure something out. We can get you in there Look, we'll see what we can do Matt. No, you've said it now. It's happening. It's set it on camera. Anyway, we could I'll make a call. See what see what we can do. I'll say Matt desperately wants to get involved Especially with the little people it scared me when you said that their friends with Jonathan Brown I thought Jonathan Brown would want some revenge for the brown We push because I'd be in his wake. I think he's probably more wades more than me, but That'd be terrifying to fight him But anyway, so that's what's going on. It's just crazy at the moment Hey, these last few weeks of the year just fucking intense. We've got a fucking wife's coming We've got a fucking prank call. We got a we got a fucking news for you about that yoga place that we prank call, bro They called us the next day, right and there was the boss and he was like He's like, oh, because I forgot to put my phone on private and he like was like, oh, who's this and then I didn't know It was so I just spoke in a man's voice and he's like, oh, sorry We just had some old lady call last last night and blah blah blah blah blah so we're gonna call them again This is gonna wow this go one of two ways. I'm just gonna call and apologize as Margaret. Oh, that's all right It's an apology. Then it's good. Maybe have get a bit frantic at the end a bit emotional Yeah, yeah, well, that's how Margaret is so I just want to apologize for any disturbance that are Margaret may have caused Do you know what I mean? Yeah, do you know what I fucking mean? You And yeah, that's that's it. So what so tell us about the weekend Michael. What the fuck did you do first ever honeymoon? How many first and only? But I think it was called a mini moon So we went away for a weekend and it was the most beautiful place ever somewhere in I'm gonna say Brookfield Springbrook spring brook. Did you go to pearling brook? Yeah, the falls Yeah, and then it was like a little tiny house and you had to heat up the spa by lighting a fire underneath it But we made it so hot that it was like 60 degrees. We cooked yourselves. Yeah, it was fucked up But those yeah, that was just one part of it. There was bees. Oh We yeah, oh, we went down. Well, they all over the ground and if Amy gets stung by a bee she dies Oh, it's her dad, but we don't know if she gets done could be so that was scary And I feel like it was like the coolest place ever to me place ever best company ever and Very good. Now you're married now. I'm gonna hang on my finger now 67% of this podcast is married and we're happy we did it we successful relationship What are you doing? What do you mean? What am I doing? What are you doing over there? Very, very happy My friends got a little girlfriend. Do you guys hold hands when you walk? Yeah Do you ever like go yawn and then like put your arm around during a movie because you watch so Hard nah, she's she beats me to it every time really she does If I sit down the couch, she's like boom. She's in there. Okay. Yeah, you love that. She loves a good hug Do you love that? You like that. Did she do you guys sleep in together? Not too much a little bit snuggle in the morning together I'm just that's getting shy You ever push your eyebrows over your eyes like do you ever push your eyebrow? Do you get nervous? Do you get nervous? Sometimes she's coming over. She's going to be cleaned. Has she ever not shaven and you've just yelled at a shave? Do you ever go like that? Have you banged your hands on the table at dinner yet? She's talking too much. No Does that happen with all of you? Oh, it happens. Have you like accidentally seen a birthmark and go oh? No, I've seen her birthmark. It's quite nice. Oh shit. I didn't know she had one I'm sorry. Everyone has a birthmark. Does everyone really have a birthmark? Everyone has a birthmark. I've got one Yes, I guess it's I can't say it. I can't say it. Pretty much everyone if you don't come over we'll find it It's where you got shot in your previous life mum said that's where God grabbed you and dipped you in the skin color That's such a German thing to tell you That's so dumb Yeah, no, I've got one. I think I've got one, but yeah, I think it's just mine's just here So that good good good. Oh, yeah, holy shit. Yeah, but then oh some people are darker than others Oh, they get they get less as you get older. Don't they I got one on the back of my leg like that Yeah, I got one there too, but see I also got that there. So they both look like Anyway, this we're talking about birthmarks. Let's move on for fuck's sake. We've progressed. 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Yeah, that's the end of the podcast. We'll see you guys next week And we're back matt. Can you get the fuck out of the way? Get off Get up. You're still on camera matt fucking Oh my god. Oh my god, you fucking I'm so sorry. Sorry guys wives. Sorry our wives. So sorry about that. Um, everyone Please Please stand and clap your hands These are our wives everybody. Welcome our wives. Have a wife We both have a wife now. Look, that's our wife now We have to be with them now for a really long time and hopefully until one of us dies a couple years at least Hate them. Yeah same. The headphones are no good. All right. So annoying Look, we're all recently It's it's night time now it's tuesday night and they're a bit tired from their big day at work. Aren't aren't you? Yeah All right. Well, look, we'll keep this we'll keep this short and sweet. All right We'll get straight into it and then we'll get yous out Why why did you guys marry us? Mon What do you mean? Go on You're first No, you go you're fresh. Okay I married michael Um, because he makes me laugh so much. Um, what does he do that makes you laugh? Give us one example You know, honestly, it's just it's when I'm really angry. I'll be so mad Just like I don't want to be tested. I'm pms-ing. I'm just like I've already told him don't piss me off today and then he'll just You know the Ikea story What's the Ikea story when I was on the call? Oh, that's a good one. Yeah. Yes. I was pms-ing hard Like I I can turn into like a like a raging bull like it's kind of scary. I think I need medication I More no and um, yeah, so we were shopping around for like that last minute stuff for um The wedding and as you can imagine michael's a big big help We're the wedding planning. He's got a way of doing fucking nothing Dude, I had to take you to get suits. Emel was there He literally asked me to plan that anyway, so I was having a bad day And I had to get some boards and crap because a stupid venue just don't supply anything So um, I was walking around walking around and I was like, hey babe Just you know, you just stand there and I'll just go get all the crap and then I came back like a couple minutes later and he's he's got this um Cutting board there's a it's so busy in Ikea and michael's holding this cutting board up to his ear and he's like, yeah Yeah, yeah, okay, so okay. I'll be there soon. Yeah, I'm not a problem It's like pretending there's like cutting boards like this meeting that is in on the phone And these women are just walking past like slowly just looking at him really concerned And he's like, oh, yeah, I've got to go when he sees me and it just just cracked me up And then I was just out of my bad mood. Yeah, so that's the key for a while Sometimes you can go the other way and it can make you know, that's only rarely it's a risk. It's a risk Yeah, it is a bit of a risk, but no, you um always chirp me up. What what matt? What do you fuck? It's scoffing I think it's oh Yeah, I think Surely I can't I can't think of something. It's pretty much daily It's just like, you know, I think it's just things like I've just asked you the same thing like 80 Thousand times and you just still haven't done like that one thing. I was like, you know, just take the kitty litter out It's like, yeah, yeah, they just won't take litter out my surgery to take litter out like yeah Just it's just like the other day when I was at like the coffee shop She wanted me to go to a get coffee and it was like two minutes down the road But I went to one that was half an hour away. Oh my god I didn't understand why I was I thought that was the only coffee shop I said that the crepe store has the coffee beans and so he goes half an hour to new farm And I'm like, where are you? This is the day before our wedding And and he's just like, yeah, no, I'm in new farm and I was like, oh my god, I told you New market new like the crepe store. I was like, what crepe store is in new farm? They both have the word new in it. So it confused me That is confusing. I'll give you that There was no crepe store. Yeah I thought the crepe store was the cafe, but yeah, I should have listened more Look, you guys are um, look you're with us for life now, right? So I um did a post in our Website member Facebook group yesterday and I just asked them Like what they want to know from you guys because there's a lot of people who are genuinely interested in what the fuck you're doing with us Oh, well, we didn't go to mon though. Why? I don't know She married me because she's tired You're very funny, babe You both are very tolerating Yeah, there's some good. Anyway. All right. Look, let's move on. Yes. You're a good dad, Marty. Yeah, I know All right Now let's get into some of these questions. All right It just be as honest as you're like Now there's some of the Now before we even get into that though, have you guys does Michael tell you what we film for the website? No, never. I never ask. I just I can't I just can't do it. What do you think? What do you think it is? Well Accidentally, um, when Michael's approving different things like last night There was just a picture of you know, both your arses like glued together with James like laughing like really happily And I don't that so it's just it's just stuff like that. I can imagine Yeah, look, it is like I I do like sometimes I call mine after a video and I'm a bit ashamed and I'm like, look Fuck this. We just did this and I have to run it by her because like I just She's she's yeah, that's fine Look, I think also you need to remember that yeah It's like like jackass did all kinds of like gross shit as well Like the pissing on each other on set like Dave England and his shit stunts and stuff like that So it's just like an ex we've kind of grabbed that and just kind of exaggerated it a bit And it's only one small portion of the website too. Yeah, I think it's fucking cool. It's it's comedy It's an attempted comedy and we have a very very heavily influenced Would you ever watch them? Yes. Yeah, I I watch it for a reaction sort of But I don't know you're married. I think Amber will be very grossed out Yeah, yeah, I think we'll have to pick and choose a few especially if you think about like the the dinner date one was like Whoa, I think I love the beginning of that. That's the one I like. She likes the sketchy bit As soon as it gets to the fucked up like pain or we should show them the piece I've seen three three intro videos. That's all I've seen I show all like the the fun bits, but then like once the pain starts happening or gross shit starts happening She's like, I can't see the pain. Well, you don't let me Well, and well even just in general like the social media vid you're like, I'm not watching that like she hears me scream She's like, no, I can't see it. I don't want to see you on pain. Yeah, I think it's funny Yeah, mon always laughs. You always think you always get a crack out of it You running you live the running pain thing you do. I got Marty good today. He's got marks on him Holy shit. I think me. Yeah, that was what snake plant That thing but even worse today. It was like another plant What's that? What was that was that today plant on the back? Yeah, we tested which plant hurts the most I should have got your cactus There was a cactus in there. All right. It's not ccl Shout out All right guys, let's get into these questions, right? Brett Williams. Hi, Brett. How are you, Brett? Welcome to the show Oh She's taking that job question number one. What stunt slash activity has made you the most angry? Oh, no, actually, I feel like yeah, yours is easy. Yeah, no, I think it was just the um, you know I think we spoke about this um briefly last time was just yeah when Michael and I were like two months into into dating and he had the um vinegar up his arse But it was like excruciating pain for like about a week It was like bleeding from his bum like like non-stop and it was like real real writhing around and I remember marty You know looking very guilty at the hospital and I was like, you know, obviously you didn't do it on purpose But I was also like how didn't you think this was going to be going bad? Yeah, we even called james's mom and asked james sort of be fine, too We just we need to order it down and now I'm like blast oise and because we'd heard of people doing vinegar enemas before Hadn't we pretty sure Enema's a different to you know, bicarb soda or something. Yeah, I think that really reacted with you I think I was just mad about the idea of you know, you having a coloscopy coloscopy colonoscopy Dude, you know what I mean? I was stressed about it because I remember your dad was like Michael You might have a shitbag for a shot. I was like, oh my god That's like that's it. That's it Oh, and then the man deranged the eye Elevated our content as well. That was annoying Colonoscopy bag that would elevate our content. Yeah, it would be it would be good for comedy But like just life in general it would make things so much harder. I know we're making love then we just see it come out Yeah, yeah And then you feel it gets full and like a little bit of a smell you wouldn't empty it much so it'd pop every now and then It's so lazy Because you wouldn't know if he's shitting he wouldn't know if he's shitting or not No, it would I could see it Get it cleaner. I'd have like like a little like cleaner a little boy He'd have a little boy come in and clean him Your child We'd have a kid and that kid would clean my bag. Yeah, let's do it Yeah, you know what less. Yeah, let's get you a bag What made you angry? Nothing. I don't think anything's made me angry. No, I haven't been angry. I think I was just upset You know, what about his eye when he almost lost his eye when James hit me. But yeah That was bad. And when you slipped over to with your back, there was a bad one But oh that was a bad one. I don't like the noise The head that one was no, I think that oh, yeah, that was hectic Or the a-frame off the trailer almost hitting you in the head and killing you. All right, pete ryan How do you feel about being the queens of the 13 year olds? That was such a funny line that guys I remember our neighbor when we used to film in our house our neighbor was like Shut up you fucking king of the 13 year olds. Oh, that is so lame. Yeah, that's He's still have you seen him since no, but I would love to yell at him. He'd just be looking at you and go. That's the queen All right, next question. Yeah, I should Um, you didn't even ask the question. Yeah, it's just kind of Oh, well, I wanted to answer. What is it? I feel good Crowns for all of us Made by 13 year olds You know, they're not like children. Yeah, they're like they're young adults. They are they're old enough to work They are they are. Well, yeah, he gets a cleaner for a bag Colonoscopy bag cleaner exactly 100% next question tegan novello Do you guys after you guys do gross vids like pestilery, vomkac, etc, etc How long does it take for them to kiss you again? Well straight away what you don't know, doesn't it? Exactly, right? It's good for the immune system. Well, no, you just never tell me I have to ask Is there something on your face and you go no and then I lean in and you go wait I'm gonna take a shower And you're gonna take a shower Well, I'll have a shower here, but then I'm like, oh, just double up But you don't shower with with product darling No, but you don't Well, it's not working. Man's game is not working Don't buy it No, buy it. It does work. We just didn't have it in stock that day Oh my god Yeah, so that doesn't really we use yognog from um from lush, but no michael is not a believer in in um soap So yognog, I am shampoo and conditioner. No Okay, that's gross No one washes their hair If you guys are shitting on each other you should That's what I mean. So when you guys had the barbecue Look, we're not shooting on each other's heads, babe. Yeah, there's no shitting on his head Oh, actually, yeah, there was the condom one. Oh, yeah, we are shitting on each other's heads. I forgot about that But we had a condom. It was safe and it's funny. It's it's it's anyway. Let's move on. It's fine if you wash Yeah, yeah, it's true. Just wash yourself and it will actually as well. I do wash his hair That's how he gets clean. Yeah, it is nice having I must say having a wife for the bag to wash you It's very good. It's very good. Here's a good question. Good feature about wives is they wash you. Here's here's a great question Have your friends and or family ever been concerned about the fact that you're With marty and michael because of the things they do Mine are proud for now. What do you mean for now? No Yeah, your dad's in love with mine. Yeah, if they watched the website videos mum would be very Yeah, mons family is very supportive. No. Yeah. Well, the website video is very very niche comedy. Let's not No, it's fine most I'd say 99.9% of Women over women in general would probably find that our content fucked except for there's a lot of rad chicks out there That's subscribed. So thank you. Um, but yeah, I reckon well. Ella amber say it, but oh man. I feel so supported It's very cool. The family's so very good. It's so nice because we our family wasn't even that supportive Yeah, like until like your family's better than our families Yeah, your families. Fuck our families Like he doesn't I don't think my dad's watched like one video. Yeah. Yeah No, he'll always what he hear your mom like giggling at videos and then my mom loves Yeah, but not so funny that your mom likes the social media video But no, hey even my extended family, you know, um all the cousins and all your cousins and You know, shout out to joshie too. I know joshie loves your stuff. Yeah No, they've been very lucky because man my sister loves a podcast Simone. Oh, really? Shout out shout out shout out you get a shout out to the fam All right Um, this is a question for us. Michael. Chevy lia said are there any stunts you don't tell your partners about? Um, I'm not really like I guess I would tell her But I know that it's probably best not to tell her but then it's also like There's nothing that's like I'm like, oh, that's not that fucked up. Like it's I think it's all cool to do I think I only tell mine when she asked me. She says, oh, what did you film today? Oh, yeah, I don't go home. Go. Oh, yeah, I got hurt like this I got hurt like that because I know the amber doesn't like hearing I got hurt So she normally gets revealed when I take my shirt off and she sees all the marks on me and she's like, oh I'm like, yeah, I generally sometimes sometimes do like almost cry. So it's like you've actually been tortured It's like, you know in a scene in a movie where the slave takes his shirt off And then the woman's like, oh no, you know, that's kind of It's like that but weekly But yeah, I can I just feel bad because I see her face. Yeah, she's like, oh It's funny comparing days Yeah, it's a good comparison always like just might even get hurt Stop losing it rock babies Yeah, I do suck at that. He's coming back at it though recently We played a 5050 game today and like Like just flipping a coin and he won like 10 times in a row. It was a good job. Yeah. Yeah. Well done with the 5050 I hurt you too. Yeah, you hurt me. Yeah. Sorry, man Anyway Next question when will monon amber be in charge of inflicting pain in a video which spouse hurts more? Dude, that's a fucking good idea. We swap partner. I mean, we already do that at home. Don't we Michael? Oh, no Domestic violence is not funny if you need help call blah blah blah I reckon we could do it. So Yeah, literally you do the punishment then you do the punishment and then we just assess it Three different Yeah, I think I think you both hurt us. I don't know if I'd be I'd actually hurt. Yeah, I don't think I can't hurt Marty I'd oh well then you could like obviously you'd go hard on Marty then you'd go hard on me Yeah, oh mon is more powerful. Oh am is more powerful. Then we're like, holy shit. It could it's science That is good science I don't like it Well, look we'll talk about it, but that is it fucking not a bad video idea. You're better upper body. I'm lower body What you reckon you can kick and you can you can swing your arms. Yeah, that was violent. It was like impressive Yeah, my wedding dress is quite heavy, but man, I didn't have any trouble lifting that thing up over my head showing her underwear Yeah, I just got my period too. Literally. I do then it happened. I do blood. That's why they were red at the same time No, for real. I got it at the ceremony too. What's that? Sorry L3 The whites were were white. Yeah, you guys were white, but then they turned red later in the night Anyway, let's change the fucking subject. Hey, I don't like blood It makes me uncomfortable. Okay All right. What about this? This is a serious question. What is your favorite color? You know mine. Yeah, surely you don't mind It's brown Yeah, but no one's got the favorite color brown. Is it really? You know, I thought it was purple and then, you know, the older I get it's green because you know, I'm just being more environmental What's yours again brown? Pink. Yeah, what's like like pink. That's a lame question. Yeah. Yeah. So look, that's that's what I come up with That's what I come up with. How about let's talk about the wedding? So We're getting ready You can talk about that all day. I can I can I really like we're away and she's like, what do I have to look forward to now? I was like, oh look divorce We'll just do a wedding every year Renew our vows. Oh man. Yeah, because our beautiful celebrant said my vows accidentally Yeah, well, you can't have it perfect, but you can't have it perfect Yeah, yeah, well I didn't notice it. I had no idea Well, you when you were like, oh, you've said this I was like, oh, you just said my vows. I guess I'll make something up. Yeah, I guess I did block that. What is The most annoying thing about Michael just an annoying thing about Michael Um Yeah, I just have to repeat myself sometimes What about my what about watching movies with his listening skills? Yeah And and we'll be, you know, especially if it's something he's really interested in like aliens or something like or or, you know, the whole Who's that guy we'll listen to on joe rogan? Graham Hancock. Graham Hancock. Yeah. Yeah. So we'll you know, I was when I'm very interested in what I'm watching Michael, you know talk over like, yeah, so, you know, like that that bit is when you know, oh, and you know, that's not actually true Because she's like I can't actually hear yeah, but you know, like when they film this that it's like, oh, it's like one of those people that just Yeah, I can get annoying when I'm passionate. I can it's like worms, but we don't talk worms But yeah, I'm very good at worms. We all know that I could destroy worms and I don't even know what it is Oh man, imagine if we could play worms together. Oh my god, maybe you should show have you never showed her what worms think I think I showed her fortnight No, I won if you I won a match in front of her and I think it made me less sexy So I've kept gaming away But yeah, I was number nine in the world worms, babe I mentioned it in the speech is that the wedding No, I know you mentioned a lot. Yeah, I spoke about it Yeah, my uncle was Incredibly uncomfortable about the idea of someone picking up fresh dog shit off the ground because they didn't have a bag Or wearing the same undies for six weeks. That cannot be true when I don't I don't think it is Yeah, it was exaggerated a lot of it was exaggerated embellishment But yeah, there was There was a lot of worms talk wasn't there. Yeah It's so cool. I was number nine top 10. Yeah, what's annoying about me? I am just very annoying when you like hold me down and I'm trying to get away that would be It's like and I have to wait until he like stops She's literally I just have to like holding her hand gently She's I've literally conditioned her that she has to pull her hand away like as fast as she can every single time I'm touching her or you or I'll grab it. Yeah, it's just reflex. I just grab it and then I hang onto it Like right now I'm just so much stronger than she is. It's just hard not to use it You know what? I reckon we're on par. We have wrestles, but like if I've got an injury seriously But yeah, no when I was going hard, I could fuck She'll she'll grab your nipple and I just snap sometimes like yeah one time there will be a time where I accidentally hit her Yeah, it's a little Like I do swear I swear and then it's like But you know what Michael swears when he's part where he's like asleep He'll go to the bathroom like 3 a.m. And this is our wedding night. I told Marty I fully regret this and I'm sorry Yeah, you do it a lot. He'll wake up and then go to the bathroom and then no I'll be like, oh, hey morning. You know, hey, babe. Like, you know really early in the morning. Fuck off Fuck off. And I'm like But it's not actually he has no memory of it You were like good morning And I'm like you just abused me like three hours ago It's like a turn. Marty remembers me waking up like in all states of just fucking yeah, he's just one of those people who's just not there He's a he's he's unconscious, but his body's moving. Yeah It's fucking disgusting Well, what's an annoying thing about us if anything I would have a lot One do you want to go first or me? Oh, I'm still thinking The one thing that I normally hate in people No about me. No, no, but this is one thing you do that I would Criticize other people so hard for I can't stand it when people eat loudly But you eat loudly and I think it's so cute I think it's like it's the cutest thing in the world And I think that's like for me to normally hate someone so much for doing that And then you do it and it's like I love you so hard. I was like, holy shit. That's wife material Because it's like normally you if it's not an annoying thing though, you love it. Yeah, fuck. What is annoying? Um, I'll go Please don't I'm scared. Oh, they're uh, they're a Yeah, there's not many but the I would have to say like I thought I was bad with like losing shit and like, you know Temporarily misplacing shit like if I if mon bought borrow something for like two minutes. It could be anywhere And she won't have any memory of where she put it. It'll find in the weirdest places I found fucking car keys on the front lawn. Oh like just just just the weirdest shit in the weirdest places Is michael a good kisser? Oh my sweet beautiful man How does he know? No, he's a beautiful kisser What about me mon? I'm pretty fucking. Yeah, you were very good. The first thing that mon said about you marty was Man, is he a good kisser? Hey, well, I think matt got a photo of us the first time we where was it? Yeah, you're fucking creep. He was it wasn't even invited. Yeah, it was the first time we kissed that Yeah, no, I'm pretty sure we'd kissed before that Oh It was it was like Mon was just house sitting and I went over to the house and invited matt to come over that's when we first started talking about the podcast Yeah, the podcast and you were filming him. Yeah matt was always filming us like always trying to be real sly about it Always be kind of looking away at his phone in weird places. I don't know fucking weird man Was I a good kisser? Yeah the best kiss rather of a kiss That's right boys I'm actually like an insanely good kisser. I already know that I know too Mon's always mackin on me Whenever she's got you know something So you guys can kiss Ours is like Yeah, I haven't kissed marty with tongue in years. We don't kiss with tongue. Oh shit I mean anymore That's getting so excited. I mean look at that smile on his brown face Oh Well, thanks for being married to us and you guys are dumb. You shouldn't have done it. That's pretty silly It's your own fault. So welcome and I love you and that's that Um, yeah, thank you for marrying us and let's watch some website videos soon I want to yeah, I want to watch them and you guys should beat us as well I'd love to show them. I'm genuinely excited to show them the pistilery now. Oh, I think amber won't like that one Why because you don't really do anything gross. It's me that does the grocery Yeah, but it's like it's not that gross compared to some of the other videos. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, I want to see how It's like imagine like a winery, but they're all like it's different pisses Who's are they? And you drink them Just sips at them. Oh, you skull couple. When was that? That was a while ago. Were we together? Yeah, yeah No, no, I don't think we were babe. Okay film just before man. Do you drink them babe? No, I can't do the pistol. I can sip it, but I can't do the open my throat up and pour it down You drink his vomit. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's one thing that you've done. That's worse. Yeah. Yeah Like I said, I remember I was taking a story for my business and I could just hear you guys in the background vomiting Then you said you drank it. I was like, oh Yeah, look, it's fucking comedy, but we're pretty cool too. I mean we do some piss stuff now and then don't we? Have you tried your poo? Have you have you I haven't I think when I was a kid. Oh, yeah. Well, yeah, I have to really. Yeah But not interested. I think I was like 12 Does kind of I guess I was like 22 so that's fuck 20 20. No, I must be really young. I used to eat cat food too But not wet cat food dry cat food. Yeah, the biscuits. Yeah, the biscuits aren't too bad. Dry is okay. That's normal It's a bit of kangaroo Is it actual kangaroo in it? They've got different flavours. I don't know. It must I reckon it's pretty fucked though Remember when bozzy was on that shit. He got so fat. Yeah, I don't think it's good for you It's good for humans though Anyway, so if you want some cat food Ambino's um whiskers isn't too I'm joking. I don't know the brand. A purina with a nice glass of red And a bit of piss on the side Whiskers for dessert. No, I haven't really tried my own poo Oh really? I have Fuck. No, I did but I just wasn't 12. I thought we had a connection Yeah, like 4? Yeah You'd hope so. Well, I was 20 so that's a little too late. What did it taste like? It tastes like strength I am intrigued. It tastes like actual shit. It takes a certain mental strength to be able to do these things though Like like there is no one else in the world that can do these things. I reckon I could do that But if you're in tears. He would never be able to do. Yeah, what he does. Maybe my own. Not one person in the world I'd rather eat my poo that I would drink my pee No way. Really? 100% My poo's so stinky wiggie. Oh, it's a stinky wiggie poo poo. Oh, there's blood and rocks in it Oh, not for me Blister blood Yeah, when you burp everything smells like shit in your breath. Oh, yeah It's bad Oh This is like delicious. Honestly, I would drink piss right now I kind of want piss Like talking about piss. I'm kind of what does anyone have any piss? Oh, yeah Does anyone need to piss? Because I lie down right now and you guys can piss in my mouth Anyway, already done Oh, fuck. Anyway, thank you guys for coming on And um, thank you. I know you're tired and busy. Thank you guys. Thank you for having us. Thank you for inviting us here today Now there is one quick competition. We wanted you guys to do. Um, just a Fine we'll make out Matt, put it down He's holding a gun No, there's not really I just wanted to um annoy him on. Oh, thank god. Yeah, you guys are friends. I would have won anyway. No All right guys, we're gonna have a fat bong break together and we'll be right back to beat the shit out of matt brown It's getting to the fucking nut end of the fuck I gotta pull my head in when right it's getting to the fucking nearly cum stage of the fuck of the whore And it's currently if I lose is it done I think it's 1917 1917 To michael. All right, there are two episodes left before the live show People who are at the live show they know They know who went who went so maybe keep it a secret or something like don't unless I win right now Which I reckon I will yeah. Yeah, but still Yeah, true. Look it could more than likely muckers. There's no way you're gonna win through to look. I might have Just for Entertainment values kind of tip the scales into matt's failure here. Why would you do that? Well because for entertainment matt Don't I'm not pitying you don't worry So this competition as you all know is for the very important Bottle of matt's a mint which is sitting in that cardboard box right there. Okay It has been it has taken it's there's generations of future human beings in there. It's fucking insane It's a whole bottle of mints. It's like That's never been done before if you poured that into a girl, would she get pregnant? No, she'd probably die immediately of infections infuctions So anyway, 1917 to michael and today Good movie We test Who knows more about concrete? I will ask a question And the boys need to call out their name matt or michael and whoever calls out first has to answer Oh If you answer correctly you get a point if you answer incorrectly Don't get a point and the other person has a chance to answer that question I work in the concrete industry, but my I'm not like a technical person. Yeah. Yeah matt. Look, you don't need to explain it All right. I'm just saying I'm not saying that this is 100 percent In your favor clungs Fucking he likes being the underdog. I'm not saying that I'm not even trying to be that I'm not saying that I've put it completely in your favor I'm saying that I've leaned it slightly in your favor. Okay You were around concrete a lot No, I'm not even around it. Look you talk about it. I'm okay. Yeah, that's fair. You talk about it That's fair All right Question number one This is gonna be so remember matt or michael. I should really yell it out. Yeah, you got to yell your own name out What color is concrete michael? gray One nil Wait, that's negative What it was called gray. No because concrete comes in colors It's all come also comes in off white. All right. Look one or say concrete is gray would be a mistake a mistake All right. Look it also comes in exposed colors, which is what's just different colored rocks And what about polish? Do you like the polish? I like polish, but that's not a color. It's just a polished finish See, okay. This is fucked. I don't know. I don't want to get technical But it doesn't all come in gray. Shit is will be the most common fucking concrete is gray That is a big misconception that all concrete is gray It's all right. Look question number two. It's one all. I'll give you both a point there What is concrete most widely used for michael? foundations of buildings end roads no not roads foundations of buildings and You can't say two things is a foundation of buildings or what concrete slabs to build things on top of Hey, you said like three different answers. They're the same thing just differently. They're not Concrete foundations for buildings is one thing. Concrete slabs is one thing and what's the other thing you said they're commonly most used for the Concrete slab for building something. All right concrete slab. Matt. What's your answer? What's the most concrete most commonly used for most widely almost widely used for it's got to be house slabs Copy my answer much Used building material in the entire it's most widely used building material In the entire world. That's what it is. It's a building material. So it's most widely used Building material in the entire world. Yeah, no, but that wasn't your question. What's it most commonly used for building? Yeah for building material You're both wrong. You're both wrong. You did neither of you said building material sand and senior witchcraft who made this Now reveal concrete Revellio is super popular as we know, right? So question number three concrete is super popular. Like I said Now the reason it's so popular and everyone loves it so much is is because It is resistant of two things that not many other materials are What are they? What is concrete? That's Michael. It is resistant to water And it is also resistant to air What are your answers? It's not bad. It's not a bad guess It's definitely resistant. Oh, well, it's sort of resistant to water. But yeah, it's resistant to water and God, I was gonna say like, um Yeah, there's a very good answer. I have to choose something different then Um, yeah, I don't know what the other thing would be. Um, I was gonna say, um To the sun What the fuck is the sun? What do you have a thing in the sky? Oh, so you're talking about you're both right about water Fire was the other answer I was looking for Of course I was close son on fire. Yeah, I was close. Oh shit, man All right, so I'll give you both really concrete resistance to fire Okay, what if it heats up to a certain amount would it break? We fucked the slab out there up. It burned. Yeah, holy shit. Yeah, that blew that blew up Maybe that's because it was hot wood. Yeah, those buildings in 9-11. Yep. Well, those are the steel beams, right? Apparently they can melt it at a very high degree. Sorry What's the score? It's uh, one and a half all one and a half What are the three things in concrete? Matt man I'm gonna get this wrong It's gonna be what the makes concrete. Yeah, it's got to be cement water sand Perfect. Oh my god. That's crazy. He's fucking nailed it. There's not much in fucking concrete, is there? What is that sand cement sand water cement? Isn't cement concrete? No, it cements the power Big misconception Michael my dear that concrete is not cement. Cement is a product in the concrete. Oh, no This is fucked. I thought you might do a fun question like how many cubic meters are in the burge califa. That'd be cool You know that no, but it would be a fun question to try and guess Maybe that's fucked man. Yeah How did all right, it's two and a half to one and a half to matt. So I'm coming to the end of this Shit, I'm so sorry everyone. This is terrible I um, I've made a grave error in judgment and this is a shit shit shit Who? Invented cement. Oh no Michael I'm gonna say andrew johns It's pretty close. Actually pretty close. Really? Yeah It's common name. Um, I'm gonna say I can't think of one person, but I'm gonna say the The uh, the romans invented it. That is true But there's one person here. Julius Caesar. Joseph Aspiden. Oh, fuck me. That was never gonna happen close to joe to johns joe joseph Yeah, whoa, holly andrew's a bit joseph. Really a letter in there that's similar to that johns But yeah, well done matt. All right. Wow. What a riveting game that one was never ever Crazy, that's crazy. It's three and a half points to one and a half matt brown wins this week. Holy shit It is still alive guys. Now it could still be 19 all next week audience You know that that was that was fucked. That's not fair. I've really won already Well, it's kind of fair. You got to do the hair styling. See You've got hair. I've got no hair. You can I've had hairdressers that are bored and they're fucking great My hairdresser. Yeah, but they're trained hairdressers. Okay You at least had training on your long unwashed hair unless amber washes it. Look. Yeah. Well, she does sometimes She actually said that before. Yeah, I never washed my hair. She does that even I have to wash my hair What wives should do Scalp, um Anyway, look. All right, you I'm still winning. That's fine. Well done. You know stuff about shit concrete Very widely used Very common common news thing. What movie did you see on the weekend? I'm gonna say warlock three killers of the flower moon. Was it? Yeah, that's what it was. Is that really the name of it? That's that's fucking shit. Hey, why is it called that? Do you know? I don't know I don't it's a new leo movie. It's like three and a half hours long. I enjoyed it Getting a bit over them fucking The long movies are a bit like leo was that was that I'm not even gonna open that can of worms and talk to you I'll try my best not to go too far. Who directed the newest one martin scorsese Yeah, another all the all the big directors. They just make these fucking artsy fucking So way too long, how does he know the now say that name again? I think it's called killers of the flower moon Say the name of the director martin scorsese. Who the fuck calls that kid? What marcus cork martin scorsese Pretty sure that it's probably not his real name, but I'm pretty sure he's italian of some kind. That is shit Don't know that. How do you not know then? How do you not know his name? I know that one that did the pulp fiction steven billburn. That was actually quentin tarantino Yeah, I know that one steven billburgo one two And I know james cameron because he did titanic and leonard recovery is in titanic Titanic's probably one of the best films ever. They should make a titanic too. That is enough Let's fucking move on. They should make titanic too. Sorry about that segment and it's 18 to michael Let's Say one thing Titanic is actually the second movie about the titanic I'll leave you with that. I'll leave you with that Don't don't matt's tinder adventures. Jesus. It's been done is what i'm trying to say. Hit it matt T-i-n-d-o we have matt's tinder Matthew brown is lost control now these women will lose their souls Oh This is a segment where michael and I have taken over matt brown's tinder Even though he's technically in a committed happy healthy relationship michael and I still want to manage to get some plant bees plant seeds because let's be honest Even just some side bitches. No. Yeah, baby. No, I I think I love my girlfriend Did you say I love you he did He did don't yeah, don't put that bad that bad vibe out there. I think this could be this could be the one man How did you say it? Were you were you grabbing a tits? You won't tell us no way it's personal remember your little thing you cut before yeah, but that's saying I love you I'll say how I told I told amber after she told me And I think it was like a couple days later. Oh, really you waited a couple of days And what about you yeah, I said it after mon said it I said it like 10 seconds in a meeting her You gotta be real we're being real. No, she she did she walked up. I was like, oh my god. I think I love you and she's like Are you matt? Yeah, fuck off You're fucked. I did. I did. You're being fucked. I was doing it in a joking way I'm gonna ask her now because you're not being you're not being forthcoming. What are you gonna do in tinder ends? What do you mean going? Well, they were at the end of this season. We're gonna get you security guys from grinder Anyway, let's move on. All right. Look, this is matt's tinder adventures This is how he would talk to these girls So it's not a shock to their system when they do finally meet him These are matt's quests to get matt's side bitches and plan bees and seas So matt starts with Remember that fucking show blue healers Uh, sort of my dad was in it. He was the one who was depressed and always put heaps of salt on his meals Oh, what an opening line Yeah, I'm just really proud of him He worked so hard to make it in the acting world and when he landed that job our whole lives changed He even started getting recognized in the street sometimes. I love my dad so much. Are you close with your dad? I am really close with my dad with my whole family really. Oh, that's great My dad is my best friend. We're learning how to dance together at the moment We have we have to go to lessons. Huh mom not so much. She's got really fat gross breath She's always a bit clammy and her eyes are crossed. She always tries to join in with me and dad But I don't know. She's just a fucking lazy bitch and I don't respect the hag Is this a joke? You can't leave me hanging like this. I'm so invested in the whole mom heading storyline Oh, it's nothing really. I just have never gotten along with mom. She used to just Fat sleep around the house and she's got like fine black hair around her lips kind of like a moustache She would always be blind drunk and drop me off to school. It was so embarrassing Loose tops and no bra and then she would lean forwards and you could see her saggy tits swing So many stories like that once she took a shit in a urinal She used to put salt on butter and eat it with a spoon. She's got arthritis in her spine She can't bend over. She used to catch snakes and eat them fully slow cook them Oh, sorry. That's a lot of info. But yeah, if we ever got serious, I would need you to know about my mom Once she fell asleep at the pokey's and the stranger tried to molest me I had to wake her up by throwing a pint of beer into the fat fucking back fat I'm not sure how to respond to this. I'm sorry that happened Lol literally everyone I tell these stories tells the same reaction My brother's wife didn't believe them until she met her But yeah, everyone has family stories. I guess might have just a little more colorful Once she gave me an uncooked eggs for lunch at school just a 12 pack in my bag I got bullied pretty bad that day. She would make me shave her back too I can't with you, but I'm obsessed with you. Oh really? I can't tell if you're joking or not. Usually people get pretty shocked at these stories Oh wait, is it because my dad was on blue healers? Yeah, you had me at that Can't wait to get married and solve all your mommy issues Again, I can't tell if you're being serious. Can we just talk about something other than my greasy mother? She put sickies out on her tongue when she's blind Are you working slippery skin and deep cuts from laboring Scales from sun damage and flies on her tits bags of mulch to snack on and she's blind in my eye Fingers longer than my arms and she spews fat and cheese black rotten teeth and a tongue made of rough stone She attempts to breastfeed me and I become insecure fucking large breasts make me so uncomfortable Short legs and a long snout Are you okay? Big swollen flaps and she can't speak any English hard gash and it's splintered She spins her head around and doesn't go to church now. She sounds possessed Mega nipples that cover her entire chest fat glands hang over her fur Strangely you were chatting to me about her nipples, but I'm here for it I let her fuck me and we smear our juice on the carpet my bag of mints churns with lust and a bago to kill me She rises my pop out of her. I can't see I drag my ripped up stick through salt and unhinged my jaw Fuck her. Fuck bluey. I'm my mother responds when she lays eggs And that's an ongoing conversation Oh my god, I was fucking good Fuck All right, Matt starts the conversation with are you Muslim? Are you Muslim? You didn't say that did you? Yeah, what's wrong with that? Just relax. All right, listen to the conversation What if I was oh, that's cool I've got like five muslim mates and they're so cool. They rip bongs and start fights sometimes But they're usually really friendly. Do you want to meet them? They're great. My grandparents are muslim. They're converted. My dad's side still practice. I don't rip bongs anymore Yeah, that's head dick. I love garden shit come rip a few bongs just have like one or two unmatched Oh Oh, man. Yeah, I didn't think that was gonna. Yeah, Matt God such racist thought patterns get out of it Anyway, Matt starts with um I lean backwards when I walk down steep declines This is a very random opening line, but I guess it worked because I'm replying Yeah, I lean right back. Ha ha my legs are I'm nearly at a right angle. Sometimes it's so hectic blood pools in my scrotum after fights with my neighbor And then she unmatched oh All right, Matt starts with What's the youngest person you've ever told to fuck off? That is a very random question I don't tell many people to fuck off to be honest Maybe under my breath at the park when another kid does something to my kid You tell kids to fuck off. Jeez. I wasn't expecting that. They're just kids. They don't know any better Did you ever make any mistakes as a child? Imagine if an adult told you to fuck off that shit stays with you My mom used to scam me and then tell me I'm a pink little pussy boy. She'd sing it even in public It's stuck with me forever. I'm not a pussy boy. I was just a child Oh, she unmatched. Yeah, she unmatched Oh This chick starts his conversation. Hey, hey, what's happening? I just saw short circuit at the house. I'll deal with that tomorrow though It's too late and I don't want to be walking around and shit. What's your favorite room in your house? Oh, that's deaf tomorrow problem. I love my bed. It's comfy and I miss it while I'm at work Yeah, I love my bedroom too. Favorite room is probably my collection room though I collect a lot of stuff. Least favorite is the laundry. I can't stand that room Stupid fucking washing machine is also fucking loud and makes dumb beeping sounds and the sink is full of dirt and feathers It's yuck ass plus it's hot as hell in there. I start sweating straight away and it's so tiny I can barely turn around so shit. I never go in there unless I totally have to I'm Anyway, that is Matt's Tinder adventures guys. There's only one It's in only two more weeks. I'm really gonna just I'm putting some effort. We have one more episode and then it's live Look, there's definitely some potential there. So you've got some girls there There are you if you want I think so. I think there was some some good steps forward then There was yeah, so, you know, just don't have to act on it, but just keeping the back in mind Yeah, I think I'm gonna be good progression was made though I don't think we really need any dating things at all. I can't but do you reckon you'll get married when I don't know like two years I don't know time to tick him up around do you reckon you'll have a family? I don't know Like come on. You never open up. I'm not revealing anything yet. It's early days Yeah, but like just in general not not with your girlfriend. You said would you want can you see yourself? I've had a little brown kids Yeah, I definitely want kids. Do you ever brush your hair behind it is that's how they know you like them cry All right, guys now we move on to the questions. See here mad brown push the button don't spill the mother everywhere sleep You have all the questions and we have all the answers and we've got lots of dances for you So This is a segment where we answer the questions you guys have commented on the muddy muggle fully actual youtube channel What's the answer the most liked questions first? So once you comment your question have a scroll through and like the other questions She wants to answer. All right, buddy. Let's pump out a few little questions. Just try to put my whole mouth over the mother can And it lock jaw lock jaw. You had lock jaw didn't you? Do you have the Top question went to peter hunt Have you ever I like this Have you ever Have you ever considered calling the butcher or the random number from the billboard again? That was a highest like question Yeah, the butchers long story short. Look it got weird and then the the uh the billboard man Changed his number. Um, yeah, look the butcher. I call him and tell him it's a you know It was all a prank and stuff like that and um He just wanted to be mates. Yeah. Yeah, he just wanted to be mates. Um, and uh, yeah That's what happened now. We're fucking good mates Next question is from joey evans eight zero five Two nine. Fuck. All right. Uh question for mighty michael matt and james. So mighty you can answer for james Um, if you'll pick an apple if you can all pick an animal to represent you in a fight to the death What animal do you pick? Like like do we get to choose or animal that's most like us? No, no, you get to pick an animal to represent you in a fight And so we're just trying to come up with the strongest animal that we can So you go lion One lion. I reckon one elephant would kill one lion. I'm going with a bear like a grizzly bear James would probably say jet James would just go as himself. Yeah, james would fight him Crocodile maybe Stomp stomp on his head bro I'm gonna be out of the grizzly in the shark and the fight is in water He's just throwing a curveball. I didn't see it come on bro. What animal are we? You're you're a seed from ice age. I'm a sloth Michael's a lab rat a really old one who's been through heaps of experiments And matt is a um hippopotamus He's a python No, I reckon now matt would be You know like those um those big rats those fucking massive fucking they're like Who's rats? No, they're like so big. You seem in the zoo No, matt would be a wombat a wombat Oh matt's a wombat Yeah, I love wombat. Yeah, they are cute. That does actually I can see you've got the wombat face All right, next question is from tablecloth 84 um I've been rewatching the chaos of the first two seasons of the podcast and was wondering would you ever do a retro episode We had a few drinks and you did all the early like a early episode stuff like um a lot of the early segments Yeah, the first season we just get fucking drunk every time We weren't used to like talking to camera like this, but we do a science time A domino's prank because a lot of the stuff we did funny segment names We can do that for an episode. That's a great one. So we can do a retro one cute little idea We get throw back to first hammer drunk. We call dominoes and do all sorts of shit. Yeah. Yeah, I guess we could fucking maybe Maybe hymus, but no, I reckon Christmas we get high again. That was fun. Yeah, so maybe next season We will definitely do a retro episode We don't we don't we don't drink too much especially because like what if it's a great episode We're super engine you guys love it and then every week And then before you know, we're alcoholics But we can do a retro throw back to old Will you get drunk setups? Fine, I'll get fucked up and you guys can mad hammered I'll be fine. Yeah wine white wine Reasling that loves a reasling from the Yarra Valley. Really? Yeah. Those those cool words That's cool. Next question is from mark howard in a seven one six one Um, he said a bunch of things, but he said what would you hope for in 2024 with this podcast on the channel? Well more growth More this year has been quite a roller coaster more than any other season. I would say so We're going to restructure things a little bit so that we're not so doing like fucking 20 different things at once and so that we can hopefully Put the time into the podcast that it needs because last season We could like the matt's black book and all that shit but This season like we have to come up with new ways because we can't do that shit anymore because everything just gets age restricted I like the idea of Talk about the town we go on with there's a yeah, like and we did just about doing that We're already thinking about segments for next season. If you have any suggestions, please do comment them down below All right, and we'll take them in to continue very very open to segments We already had a couple of good ones Which will because like obviously we can't do matt's tender segment. So that'll be dearly missed and um black book Look, I wouldn't maybe I feel like that would just get maybe I can try and and then they'll just like we'll just have to remove The real bad bits anything on Spotify the fucked one or I wonder if we should do like a matt vs. Michael number two or like somehow Maybe somebody threw one out there that didn't that actually tickled my fancy a bit because james is always a good fun to have on And uh, but then he's not always here is he? Yeah, okay on monday. So he could be If if we plan to write someone throughout they're going james vs. marty That kind of got me going a bit but I know you'd have to be here every episode. You'd have to be here every episode But yeah guys look the next season where it's gonna. Yeah, there's some cool shit happening Just uh, that's all I'm gonna say stick around for the journey. Yeah, this season. I'd say is is Is definitely less than last season and it just feels like So fucking Ripped in so many ways. It was so much went against us with um with youtube Yeah, yeah, that's really kind of thrown a spanner in the works But like when you're always coming when you're always coming and yeah, just a rollercoaster life a rollercoaster this year man Fuck an elk hunt. It's just hard to Come and put the energy in and I see we see the comments like oh, you guys so low energy is fucking It's not what it used to be. Yeah, we have to we literally have to change. Otherwise it stops It's either change or stop But we will don't worry. We'll find a way to fucking win your hearts back and we'll all be laughing so hard, bro Yeah, we'll find a way. I reckon. Yeah, someone will have a heart attack. We are the best man We at the end of the day with a best with a this is the best podcast Like if you stick around you you will just be fucking blown away by how good we are There's definitely something that's never been done before. We're just the best in general Like if you put a doctor next to me I'm fucking better than them. Why are you better than doctors? Even like like anyway, Brad Pitt. I reckon I'm probably better than I'm better than I'm better than Leonardo DiCattano. Ah, fuck. It's hard to be better than him I'm better than most things ever in the world. I think yeah. Yep I agree. That's good. Well said Um, next question is from Dean Moore zero eight. Um He did ask two things asked for a german or gibberish as of matt vs michael, but if not, can we get one at the live show? Yeah, yeah, we can do that Because it is good to get a little Little bit of german and a little bit of a you know a wooden spoon slap at the end of it I'll do one next week as well All right Mm-hmm Uh, next question is why I said it looks like suck dendo. I just want to buy it knock Um, have you guys considered going to public toilets and calling the random numbers written on the walls? Yeah, yeah, that's happening. I'm definitely I think the problem is Most people write those numbers on there because they're stitching. They're made up and most people don't answer If I call another mobile on a private number It's like a 10 chance. I'll answer. So I love that idea, but it's highly unlikely that they'll fucking answer, man Two more left. Uh, next one is from ad victory three two nine one michael, um on the latest website video Well, it wasn't the latest, but it was the last one he saw Um, you got hit, uh, the pain scale when you got hit by an orange to your face. What was it? Oh The mandarin It's it rocks you, but it's not like painful. It's just scared that you might not be able to see again It's like getting punched really hard if you've ever been here but it's like recoverable and I'd say after like half What wasn't an hour I could sort of open my eye back up and everything was okay So it's like an hour of like, oh fuck this hurts. Oh man. I remember getting an apple to the eye I was fucking apples different from james Apples different story because apples like a hard that's going to fuck you up a mandarin doesn't fuck you up Like apple is like a rock in somewhat way Right on my eyeball open eye Oh, man, that was fucked in early stream days. You cop took I think it was oranges to the head You cop two to the head from luke and james and you had to walk around the corner. Just see have a break Yeah, yeah, I remember I got hit rocked by an orange to the head first shot Didn't get caught on camera. So I'm just like I can't stick around anymore. I just got hit in the head But I had to because the video was just beginning and they didn't even see it Toes off live streams were fucking So fucked. We'd just be like, oh look like such bags of shit, man Live stream for half an hour. It's like I looked like I was on meth, but I never actually did meth It's like what a shit way to be at least look like meth, but do meth And we just looked so like just like such losers Yeah, well, we sort of well, that's until we became the best Now it's like man, I can't ever believe that I was like that and everyone's like, what the fuck are you guys doing? throwing your lives away for this So on our lives away while we throw lives fruit at each other All right final one is from Sam Warner 6024 and this is more of a statement than a question, but it's very good Please remain refrain. Sorry from speaking till I finish Movies are cooler than golf. Sorry now. Okay stickers aren't cooler than golf Golf is as boring as recycling Yes, pretty sure now I realize I fucked up with this comment because 90% of people don't play golf. I get it. All right Sorry, but if you do play golf you realize what I'm saying and like I'm right If you play golf golf is better than movies. What was the other fucking thing recycling stickers recycling is shit It's boring And then what's the other thing? Maybe you should try it. Maybe you should try maybe there's something rewarding about dropping that can There were more comments saying movies are better than golf I get movies like I saw a movie last night the leo one. It was all right So you do admit Movies are better than golf movies aren't better than golf to me But if you're a golf art, you understand that golf is better than movies and I get it. Most people watch movies But I'm gonna say this most movies are shit 99 movies out of 100 are shit I've seen so many movies if I watch a horror movie. It's shit Apart from talk to me. Well done. Racker. That was a good finally an original horror every horror Maybe I know what's gonna happen every action. Maybe I know what's gonna happen every movie I know it's just a movie because it is it's a movie You just got a dd. You can't you can't settle down and watch something. Well, I don't I just pop my own vids on Also, I will agree with you. I'm the best golf is fun for the first nine holes Golf is fun if you can hit a ball if you can't hit a ball even if you can't hit a ball You're just going to warm your arms up. You're just swinging at the air That's not fun. I don't like swinging like this I like killing something and seeing a reward when it lands on the green and by the I don't know if you guys know this I've gotten three hole-in-ones. I pitch and putt I've seen it go in the hole from being Tens of meters away And it just goes and I don't see the ball anymore. I have to walk up and pick it out Most people have to putt. I didn't even take my putter up. I just picked it out of the hole I am really good at golf No, you're not okay. I'm pretty good at golf. I'm getting better, but you anyone can go to this Anyone can do that. Anyone can just watch a movie. It is so shit like oh It's so hard to sit there and just watch your friends get angry for fucking 18 holes of golf No, it's I don't get angry. I I celebrate I do not I've seen you more angered at your game than you have been happy with I keep my head very well. I think you're not the worst in the group But like look look you got to have emotions at least there is emotions instead of this Oh, there's a fucking stare at the screen. How dare you watching some people pretend to be someone they're not It's crazy Our movies bring out way more emotions than golf. God. This is getting out of control. Look boys. They're both Grand hobbies. All right golf is better if you play golf. I'm sorry. I get it most people watch movies But if you tried both and you were good if you don't like golf if you're shit at it That's the thing If you're if you don't like golf it's because you've got no hand-eye coordination Your motor skills are shit and you can't fucking hit the ball Thank you for saying that you've gained more followers to the cause of movies Look people who do have hand-eye coordination and are cool and rad That's true. I wonder if there's anyone who is really good at golf that hates it Yeah, there's no fucking way if you are good at it You will like it and it's very hard to be good at it But that means that if you are good at it, you like it that means you have skills Let us know in the comments if you're really good at golf, but you don't like it I'd love to know more about you Yeah, yeah, let us know is there anyone that's good at golf and hates golf. Anyway, let's let's let's move on Only people that hate movies Are people who aren't good at it are people who are blind sound like a very frustrated mind anyway I think I won that Look, I get I get where you're coming from But it's still going on I'm better, I'm better I hope he's better if you are good at it and this is sponsored by It's actually brought to you by mother Your time is there for us to waste picking up your phone was your first mistake. Ha ha ha ha It's prank call time I'm Speaking with All right, I've just come through um your survey Did you know you's got the songs around the wrong way? Um the diesel It says diesel on the on the unleaded and on the unleaded it says diesel my and I've just I've just come through meant to put diesel in me yate Rot and it's come through as unleaded of driving off rot and now me cars fucking storm on me And she's fucking spitting a splutter and down on her iron rot And look that must be it because I'll soften some out and how to look at it and that And lo and behold, bro, it's meant to be diesel and it's unleaded Years have got the signs around the wrong way, mate. You need to get out there immediately and fucking swap them around, bro I I'm not gonna lie, bro. I didn't understand a word you said man. What are you fucking talking about? I'm speaking english, isn't it? What I'm speaking english. I don't know. What do you mean? You can't understand me, mate I what do you mean? I just told you I can't understand what you're saying Yeah, look, I'll explain it again, mate. Okay. I'll slow it down for you I'll come in this morning rot and I'll fill it up me yet Rot morning now is it this morning? Is it just before you just told me it was just before mate It was late this it was late this morning. All right, and I'm telling you now I didn't drive have to drive far and this afternoon me cars conked out. All right So listen up for a second rot. I'm meant to fill it with diesel rot You's got the signs around the wrong way. I don't know. I don't I didn't I didn't I don't do this sign Mate, I don't do that. I don't do my shift and then I go home. Do you understand me now? You understand what I'm saying right now? Look and what do you mean you don't do the signs? I'm telling you it's yours your shop that's done me That's done me. That's done me in mate. Your shop's done me in Huh? What do you mean? Your shop right? My shop my shop mate. I think you need to You know, I think you need to come in and speak to the manager or something. What are you talking about? You need to speak to the manager mate. Like it's your shop. You fucked up. You just got to compensate me Sorry mate, that's your problem not mine. I don't do the signs. I didn't switch nothing around Mate, it's yours. It's yours. It's your shop mate. You need to speak to the manager. That's not my job, right? I'm coming in. I'll come in. Are you letting the manager know? He's got to swap the signs around mate. I can't what do you mean? You're fucking everyone over mate. Look, I'm your boss. I'll come in. I'll come in. Oh Wow I'm sorry we should have calmed it. It's too too aggressive I apologize And but mate that's I see where you've come from All right guys. Look it's a setup. It's a setup for next week We're gonna fucking drive it home and look if he doesn't answer I'll call the yoga back place back as well because we won't be fucking calling it 8 p.m. Next week It'll be on a little bit earlier It'll be on a little bit earlier. So we'll be able to call them. They'll be open So look we got two um great options there and I just want you guys to know Uh to give us a five star review right now And and like and comment and subscribe if you if you want a lot of you watch but don't subscribe Let's see if we can get to 3k Five star reviews of spotify. That would be so cool. And remember guys the uncensored version is on spotify. All right So yeah, but um fucking We're the best And shit bro. What we're the best S-T-B-E-S-T-B-E-S-T-B-E By our merge S-T-B-E-S-T-B-E-S-T-B-E We're the best, man I don't know how to, like Yeah, we are As I said before, I'm three hole in ones and we're number nine in the world at worms I am the best Two episodes left That's fucking gronk We're the best Golf sucks Walk off, walk off Fucking hold me back, cunt